Hey guys, Kurama here with another chapter of DxD: Head of the Snake and I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.
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"Dragon, Game Talk/thought/spells, Quest/Rewards! Someone says.
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Let's begin!
-Timeskip-
So, it's been two days since I got reincarnated as Haise Kushihashi, and here's what I've done so far.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Well, I've gotten used to the world setting by exploring Kuoh and even enrolled at Kuoh Academy to keep an eye on three people.
Issei Hyoudou, Akeno Himejima, and Tsubaki Shinra.
Issei's for obvious reasons and the girls are so I can gain political support from both the Himejima and Shinra Clan. However, I'm unsure about the first one since they did try to kill her when she was younger because she was the daughter of a renowned Fallen Angel.
As for the how I guess I will have to work through it.
I wear my uniform and then put the school essentials inside my backpack and head out of the Clan house.
Mana dances around my feet as I leap to a house roof and then towards each of them to get to my destination.
I wonder if I can get access to my own familiar since with my knowledge of this world, I know that the Devils can gain access to the Familiar Forest and according to a few Fanfictions, the Chaos King Tiamat lives there so if I could gain her as my familiar, then my fame would skyrocket like crazy.
Something to ask Father when I come back from school.
I land near the school while also making sure to suppress to not seem too suspicious to the Devil heiresses 'cause my goal is to ultimately come into contact with them so appearing to be friendly is the way to go.
I walk to the school and see a familiar face.
It's none other than Sona Sitri or as her fake name would suggest it's Souna Shitouri, which isn't that smart if I'm being honest.
"Hello there, I assume you are Haise Kushihashi?" Sauna asks as I stand in front of her.
"Yes I am, I hope we can get along," I reply easily
"I hope so too. If you don't mind, I would like to escort you to your first class, seeing as you're new around here."
"Of course not and thank you."
REP increased with Sona Sitri to showcase the tactical might of the Kushihashi.
Sona Sitri [30/100]
Yeah... I'm not gonna question this cause that's gonna take me into a rabbit hole of mental anguish and death.
I'm then guided to my class by the Sitri heiress and on the way there I make sure to keep my eyes peeled in case I stumble on Tsubaki or Akeno but they didn't show up unfortunately.
I suppose I can always bump into them during the school year but for now, I'm gonna play the role of model student.
"Thank you for guiding me to my class. I wish you a good day." I say cordially as I then enter my class and see a familiar face.
Issei motherfucking Hyoudou, the Red Dragon Emperor of this generation and the only guy that's managed to get a harem in all of anime.
"Students, please welcome Haise Kushihashi. He's the son of one of our main investors. Please introduce yourself, Haise." The teacher explains as the class then shifts their focus on me.
"My name is Haise Kushihashi and I'll be in your care as a fellow student. Please make your acquaintance." I tell them as some of the girls stare at me with a dreamy look and a bit of drool coming out of their mouths, making me a bit uncomfortable as I go sit down next to Issei, who glares at me for some reason.
"Quick question, you're not some kind of pervert are you?" A girl asks me.
"I'd rather be using that time spent to peep to make meaningful connections with the people around me 'cause as they say over in America, time is money so to answer your question, no I'm not a pervert," I reply while glaring at Issei, who clenches his fist in anger.
REP increase with Aika Kiryuu for having a huge dick.
REP increased with Murayama and Katase for being a respectful man.
Massive REP decrease with Issei Hyoudou, Motohama, and Matsuda for being a bitch ass pretty boy.
Aika Kiryuu [14/100]
Murayama [10/100]
Katase [12/100]
Issei Hyoudou [-25/100]
Matsuda [-25/100]
Motohama [-25/100]
I mean, I'm a pervert but unlike the 3 stooges over there, I can control my impulses.
Seriously, Issei is known in the future as the 'Boob Dragon Emperor' while Vali is the 'Butt Dragon Emperor'.
How the fuck did we go from Heavenly Dragons to the mighty gecko molesters!?
I will rectify that shit by bullying Issei or Vali so damn hard that they do an entire 180 on their whole personality.
I refuse to die because Mr. Virgin molester can't keep their hands to themselves.
Quest gained
Conqueror of the Heavens
Objective: Defeat Issei Hyoudou and Vali Lucifer [0/2]
Rewards: 2000 EXP, 2000$, Skill Book: Reduce, Skill Book: Penetrate, and Perk Dragon Aura.
Quest is auto-accepted.
Looks like there's no time limit, meaning I can do this whenever I want, and from the way Issei's looking at me, it looks like he wants to fight me 'cause I refuse to associate with him and his group of virgins.
Good, I'll ask the kendo girls to proctor the 'match' between us, which will help me further in my survival plan.
"Please turn to page 11 as we will continue from there." The teacher says as class officially begins.
-Timeskip-
"Did you hear? The pervert is going to fight the new student."
"This should be fun, for us I mean."
"Can't wait for the pervert to get beat up like it's nobody's business."
"Man, Issei's gonna win! Let's go Issei! Show him what you
"You know, you can just give up. I've been in more fights than you have peeped up a girl's skirt." I tell him, a smirk on my face as he just clenches his fists in anger.
"Shut up! You think you're hot shit just 'cause you're a pretty boy bastard!? I'll show you that I can be badass as well." He yells out, charging in with his fist cocked back.
Right... this is gonna be way too easy.
I let him get close to me and then finished this off by grabbing the collar of his uniform and flipping him on his back.
"This is futile. All you're doing is embarrassing yourself in front of your peers. Give up while I'm still feeling generous." I tell him in a cold tone as he stands up with his eyes full of anger.
"No fucking way! I refuse to lose to a pretty boy like you! I'll show you that the ways of a pervert are the greatest path in the universe as I achieve my dream of becoming the harem king!" Issei yells out, his anger and determination flashing through his eyes as he runs towards me with his fist cocked back.
Okay, this is just embarrassing!
I'm not even using mana to enhance my Sacred Gear and he still wants to fight me.
All right, I'm gonna have to teach him some manners.
"You see Hyoudou, everyone here is a pervert, the Student Council president is no exception. It's just that, unlike you and your pathetic posse, we have a thing that we like to call restraint. You should try it sometimes as it gives you the chance to act like a decent human being." I explain while dodging all of his punches, which are more wild swings than actual punching.
Gahh...
He's not even worth fighting anymore.
Oh well...
I quickly sweep his legs, causing him to fall face first in the dirt as I grab my backpack and begin my trek back home.
"Hyoudou-san, Kushihashi-san, my office!" Sona yells at Issei while I just stand there and stare at her before deciding to clear up the situation.
REP increased with Sona Sitri for disobeying her.
Sona Sitri [40/100]
The fuck!?
Why did her [REP] go up because I listened to her?
What kind of sick fantasies were having while I was in class!?
Like I know she's a Devil but seriously?!
She's flashing her BSDM kink on my first day?
Haah... wonderful
What's also surprising is that she expected me to act like Saji and bend over for her.
Haise Kushihashi bends over for no one as he is the one who bends people over!
We head to the student council room and find Tsubaki Shinra sitting on a desk and chair that's a bit smaller than that of Sona's.
"You two may have a seat." Sona urges us on as we do as we are told and sit on the opposite of her desk as she too sits before us.
"So who wishes to start explaining what happened?"
"I'll start," I tell her as I recount the tale that brought us to this place, and once I was done, I stopped talking to let her decide what to do with Issei.
" ." Sona says in a louder voice as the mentioned degenerate quickly sits up straight.
"Yes ma'am!"
"Ever since you've started your school year at this academy, I've been witness to many things. Peep-holes, stakeouts in the women's locker room, etc. Today was the final straw so I'm afraid I will have to resort to a measure I didn't want to use." She says.
"W-Wait! Please don't kick me out! My parents won't be able to look me in the eye cause of the shame I'll bring! So please reconsider and I'll do anything you want!" Issei yells out, going on his knees to plead his case.
"Unfortunately, this was the last straw Hyoudou. For your sake, I won't report you to the police but as of now you are no longer a student of Kuoh Academy." She says firmly.
"What if he was put under probation? This way he would still be a student but he would be watched extremely and would no longer be allowed to be in contact with the other two perverts." I say suddenly, which catches both of them off guard.
"Are you sure about this, Kushihashi?" Sona asks with a hint of worry in her voice.
"Yeah I'm sure besides, I encouraged him to keep fighting him so I'm at fault as well," I tell her.
Massive REP increased with Issei Hyoudou for standing up for him.
Issei Hyoudou [5/100]
Good...
My new plan is working.
I thought about it on the spot but what if I suppressed of Issei's perviness and turned him into a badass?
If I'm successful then I would be able to become more infamous 'cause I would have one of the Red Dragon Emperors fighting for the Kushihashi Clan while also guaranteeing my spot as Clan head, something that my brother hasn't done yet.
"Very well but know that he will be under your surveillance so if he fails to uphold his end of the deal then both you and him will receive proper punishment." She says in a warning tone.
"Yes ma'am. Good day." I say as I stand up and exit the room alongside Issei.
"Why did you help me? I'm the one who attacked you so my being expelled would've helped you in the long run. Especially with the fact that you would be the one who has destroyed the famous pervert trio." Issei asks, ending it in a bitter tone, which I find surprising 'cause I didn't think that the daily insults and beatings from the Kendo girls would affect his psyche in such a way.
"'Causse I think that you're not a bad person at heart and are just trying to make some friends. Other than that, it could be because someone told you that it was fine to be lecherous without restraint." I answer him, getting a look from him.
"Yeah, it started after my childhood friend left, an old man came to talk to about women and their best features. Being young, I naturally listened to him and once he was done, he bid me farewell and left. Years later, here I am one step away from being expelled and arrested." He explains bitterly.
"Nah, all you have to do is be less perverted and find other hobbies like working out, hiking, etc. That should give you attention and then BAM! You get attention from the ladies." I say, flashing him a small thumbs-ups.
"Would you like to help me with this? I doubt that I'll be able to do this on my own." Issei asks.
"Sure. I've been looking into getting more hobbies so this is fine." I reply back.
A Notification screen would then pop up so I mentally open it while walking to a random store with Issei so he could buy groceries for his family.
Quest gained
Awakening of the Red Dragon Emperor
Objective: Get Issei Hyoudou to level 25
Rewards: 200 EXP, 200$, Massive REP increase with Issei Hyoudou, REP increase with Rias Gremory, 3 Gacha Tokens and Random Skill Gem.
Y/You should do it
I press [Y] and continue my trek with the ex-pervert of Kuoh Academy.
-Timeskip-
"Hello Father, are the elders present?" I ask, bowing to the man in front of me.
"No Haise, it's fine. You can act normally." He replies before embracing me in a tight hug that doesn't last too long as we have to let go of each other to not arise suspicion amongst other clan members.
"Right. I've made a new friend today and you'll never guess who." I say, a small smirk etching itself onto my face.
"Who is it? From the looks of it, one would think you met a celebrity." My Father replies back.
"This generation's Red Dragon Emperor, Issei Hyoudou. He's a pretty decent fellow once you get past his hobbies." I tell him, my smirk getting bigger as his eyes widen in shock.
"This is perfect! We should use that oppurtunity to prove to the elders that you are eligible to become head of the clan instead of Seiryuu. I highly recommend for you to start practising your Wood manipulation so that the Azure Dragon will favour you more." He tells me with me nodding at his plan.
Something I didn't expect upon arriving in this world was the fact that my Father, Kazuma seemed to like me than he did with Seiryuu for the simple reason that my brother is too far gone for dad to consider him his son.
"Arlright, I'll leave you to it. Goodnight." I say as I head to my bathroom then open the shower while undressing myself and once that's done, I step inside to take a hot shower.
Today was a good day in terms of my expectations towards myself being fulfilled.
I'm confindent in saying that Issei will be much different than he is in canon now that I'm his friend.
He should be able to gain Ddraig's respect by the time Raynare shows up to kill him.
Once I'm done, I dry off and wear my pyjamas and go to my bedroom.
Too tired from the events of today, I then fall asleep like a light after a few seconds of lying on my bed.
END!
So I've decided to make Issei a bit more likeable instead of the boobies molester.
First reason why I won't be updating this as much as I want to is that I'm currently in school so updates won't be frequent as I'll be focusing on doing what I can to achieve my goals as a student.
Second Reason is that I have restarted my YouTube channel, which will only be about anime WIS. For anyone interested it's Tenpest_edits
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