Josie and the Pussycats Blasts Off!

All characters belong to Hanna Barbera and other respective owners. Rosalina belongs to Nintendo.

Rosalina makes a small cameo.

It was a typical day at the pussycats' headquarters when Alexandra Cabot, their arch-nemesis, burst in with an unexpected proposal.

"Josie, Valerie, Melody," she said, her voice dripping with sophistication. "I've acquired a top-secret spaceship, and I need your musical talents to launch the most epic intergalactic concert tour the cosmos has ever seen."

Josie, the lead singer and guitarist, raised an eyebrow. "What's in it for us?"

Alexander Cabot, Alexandra's brother, stepped forward with a charming smile. "We'll not only make you rockstars of the galaxy, but we'll also fund your next album and give you creative control."

Valerie, the Pussycats' bassist, and Melody, the drummer, exchanged sceptical glances. But Josie saw an opportunity. "Alright, we're in. But under one condition: no sabotage, Alexandra."

Alexandra smirked, "Scout's honour."

The unlikely allies boarded the spaceship, dubbed "Pussycat-1." As they soared into the atmosphere, the Pussycats' energetic set, featuring hits like "Every Beat of My Heart" and "Inside, Outside, Upside Down" electrified the crowd.

Next, they travelled to Comet Observatory, where they jammed with beautiful Lumas. Alexander, a skilled keyboardist, joined in, along with Rosalina, and the impromptu collaboration resulted in an epic space-rock jam. However, tensions arose when Alexandra attempted to hijack the ship's controls, revealing her true intention: using the tour as a distraction to steal Star Bits.

Everyone gasped at the event and the band made sure she did not get away with it. With help from Rosalina and Luma, they outsmarted Alexandra, regained control of the ship and continued their tour, performing on asteroids, space stations, and even a black hole (with special soundproofing gear).

While they travelled, the Pussycats wrote new songs inspired by their cosmic experiences. Their music became a beacon of unity, bridging intergalactic cultural divides. They thank Rosalina and Luma for their support and head back to Earth safely.

Once returned, Josie and her band had become legends, with a bestselling album and sold-out world tour. Alexandra and Alexander, impressed by the Pussycats' ingenuity, offered a genuine apology and proposed a permanent partnership.

Josie smiled, "We'll consider it. But next time, let's stick to the music."

The Pussycats plugged in, ready to rock the universe once more.

-The End-