Total Drama X: Crossed Trees
Episode 0: How This All Got Started
Please send your requests, this is not a drill, this is a document where you're reading the actual prologue for the precursor to the precursor to Ultimate Islands.
Anyways, hello, it's thenewsubwayguy back at it again with the first actual season that took place in my universe and wow, I can't believe that I finished Ultimate Islands!
It's honestly moreso a miracle than anything that I got it finished, so this season and Winter Warriors should be more traditionally-sized seasons with a specialised theme.
26 characters, 1 million dollars and a whole lot of preamble before I get this show started since the multiverse didn't just spring up out of nowhere.
It was always there.
October 2015.
Chris got out on good behaviour (don't ask how, he will lie to you) and is in the middle of hosting a Total Drama season that had a challenge that got some contestants (whose names I won't mention) traumatised and meant that he had an entire week without any challenges.
Chef Hatchet was doing his thing of advocating for his fellow veterans in between being a day care teacher because being a veteran in Canada's still pretty tough in this universe.
These two were walking on a very strange temperate island, one with two trees that have seemed to fused in the middle of their structures, their barks intertwined almost unnaturally.
And one where they both were working on something very dumb.
"Seriously, you give them one broken down bear and suddenly, these teenagers shut down!" Chris shouted. "Dude, Ridonculous Race-"
"I don't care about that race, I care about the fact that we might get shut down again." Chef spoke succinctly. "These wusses need to toughen up."
"Attaboy, Chef. That race stole all of my thunder, everyone likes it and the worst part is that it's a good season of TV!" Chris ranted on. "Dude..."
"I know, Chris, that Don guy thinks he's hot stuff."
These two were walking towards a very particular place on this very American-looking island and this time, they both had a feeling that something would pop up from out of nowhere.
They trudged through thick bramble and weeds, a strange appearance on an otherwise normal island with an volcanic crater.
gun cocking*
Chris and Chef knew that they were in the right place, Chef quite literally involuntary saluting the GUN soldiers that showed to the place and Chris walking to the big man.
This old man was relatively tall, had grey hair and orange and teal eyes and he wore a grey military commander's uniform with war medals, black shoes and closed jacket.
The strangely unnamed Commander of GUN, who sighed at this temerity of this reality show host, but completely understood why this man who's ability to make dangerous challenges would impress Jigsaw was worth travelling reality for.
They shook hands, understanding the gravity of the situation.
"At ease, commander, dude, sorry I had to get you right here right now. Have you got the finalised portal gun?" Chris asked."
"At least call me sir." Commander said. "Whatever you do with it, it's off our hands."
"I comissioned that gun, sir, I ain't gonna bug ya about it."
The commanded handed him what looked like an specalised version of the classic portal gun with what looked like a smartphone screen and Chris took it.
"Finally. Sorry for taking your time, I got a dream, man." Chris held the gun in his hand.
"Yes, was this all necessary? You could have just sent a message directly to the people who carry this gun, not to mention, this is a major security risk." Commander said. "You are even lucky to have this."
"Am I not your friend?"
"No."
Chris pouted, as the Commander looked at him.
"With all due respect, do use this carefully since there are an untold amount of people who would want this kind of power and many of them would use it for more nefarious means than you." Commander said. "And your use is stupid, to put it fairly."
"Come on, I just want one up on every reality TV show because those guys aren't me! Don included." Chris whined. "Nothing military or whatever."
"Good, because I won't bail you on whatever war you wade into without much knowledge. Now that this is over, I will get back to doing missions that actually have a purpose."
"Hey, I have a pretty sweet purpose!" Chris shouted. "I'm gonna bring reality TV to the multiverse."
"That isn't too uncommon. Best of luck to you."
With that, Chris had the power, GUN had the only appearance in this story and Chef had some tears fall out of his eyes, as the military had gone and what was left was two dudes with a dream.
"You ever think those conquering guys gonna touch ya?" Chef asked.
"Man, I hope not. Now it's onto the network to approve it!"
Feburary 2016
Chris had done that season that has a name that you guys don't care about, so and for obvious reasons, he had a talk with Fresh TV.
"No, I'm not letting host a season with other contestants from other worlds." One of the producers spoke, a late 40s blonde guy.
"Why not? It's real." Chris said.
"I know that it's real, Elon and the Zuck can't stop meeting people from other parts of spacetime. It's moreso about you, McLean, you've been to prison twice, you regularly love to put contestants in danger." The same producer elaborated.
"The ratings are up, man! I can handle this."
"Yes, but what about when we're up against a legal system that works on entirely different means of life, nevermind rigged ones."
"Listen, listen, gentlemen and ladies, I know you're concerned about me killing those guys. But don't worry about me, I won't get anymore lawsuits or something." Chris explained. "Can you at least give me a chance?!"
Another producer raised her hand, clearly a woman who has seen guys like him try to take any advantage that they could.
"No, not at least until you've proven that you can host a season that isn't clearly legal because of our protection."
"Nah, nah, I get it. You just don't like my style, so I'm gonna host the pants off all of those seasons until you say yes!" Chris shouted. "And become a billionaire."
"Uh, no, you won't become a billionaire. And there is no deadline to this, so until something like the leadership changes, a global disaster happens or you prove to us that laws matter to you, then it's a NO at the moment."
"Good, I'm about to prove all of you guys wrong anyways!" Chris then walked out and tried to slam the door.
The door simply closed slowly behind Chris.
The producers wondered how the fuck was he going to get a billion dollars anyways.
January 2020.
Chris had several billion dollars thanks to Rick's stolen tech, Elon for some reason and a lot of media appearances where they wanted to know: "Who's this nigga, bro?" and "Why this dude got so much money."
Chef was there, doing his thing.
"Dang, you got a clean ten billion!" Chef Hatchet shouted. "What are you going to do about that-"
"Yeah, they'll have it to make Total Drama X real! Plus I got the cash!"
Chef Hatchet laughed, as Chris was looking at his own face as usual.
"Damn, dreams are sweet!" Chef Hatchet shouted. "Can't wait to finally get that stuff rolling, huh, Chris?"
"Well, yeah. Let's hope that this pandemic ain't too long."
"Let's hope I ain't."
Feburary 2021.
On the island with two trees, after getting a new head producer of Total Drama, a stupid amount of drama and Rick's stolen tech, Chris was finally ready to open it up.
And then he got swamped by a bajilion people looking for the chance to cause some Total Drama or become gods through a reality show of questionable quality and unquestionable reality.
To be continued first thing 2025, just to give Winter Warriors the proper time in the sun that it actually needs to finish.
Anyways, here's the first eight contestants:
1. King (Art of Fighting) - The Spicy Restauranteur
2. Wednesday Addams (Wednesday, sort of) - The Macabre Outcast
3. Kyojuro Rengoku (Demon Slayer) - The Fiery Optimist
4. Shadow The Hedgehog (Sonic The Hedgehog) - The Prickly Hero
5. Rohan Kishibe (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) - The Empowered Author
6. Steve (Minecraft) - The Best Builder
7. Mad Madam Mim (Sword In The Stone) - The Crazy Witch
8. Charlotte (The Princess & The Frog) - The Southern Belle
And you guys will submit 18 more, no hentai or porn characters, no real people and no characters from people who would sue a fanfiction website.
Other than that, have a blast.
