Sorry about the last hope but I lost interest in the story however this will be to make up for that Perfect Justice will be a story about Perfect Cell who will not be a hero btw anyway years after his death at the Cell games he was growing annoyed but when Frieza was revived and then moved to a personal prison? He was sick of it so he and his friends in HFIL formulated a plan that changed everything forever also don't take this shit seriously most of the time.
(HFIL)
"You know HFIL isn't the same anymore now that Frieza's galivanting around the mortal world again." Cell sighed.
Bojack nodded "Yarrr your right mate though some of us may be happy." Bojack looked towards Cooler.
"Why wouldn't I be my brat of a brother out of my nonexistent hair? Perfect."
"Rerar ruanarera!" Majin Buu grunted.
"Ok, Buu." Cell nodded.
"So what's the plan?" Turles asked.
"Turles your not part of this!" They all shouted.
"Yeah we're all monkey haters!" Cooler added.
Turles scowled "Fuck you creepy mother fuckers anyway."
"Oh go hang with the Ginyu's wait no Raditz!" Bojack said.
"Reranarara noamae monkeys!" Buu said whilst beating his chest.
Turles walked away annoyed and the group continued.
"So Buu can't you just scream until the dimension shatters?" Cell asked remembering Buu's exploits.
Buu started screaming but nothing seemed to happen.
"These damn bands are annoying! Why did those damn ogres insist on this?" Cooler yelled.
"Guess screaming requires ki now huh?" Bojack said.
"I think everything does since it's our... Life force?" Cooler said.
"So we take the shackles off!" Bojack yelled.
"Oh please even rookies know those damn things are indestructible and no one knows where the keys are." Cell sighed.
"But I know who might," Bojack said.
"Oh, you can't be serious." Cooler smacked his forehead.
(Little bit later)
"Nail! Is that you?" Guru asked.
"No, it's us Guru." Cell said.
"Oh, you idiots." Guru scowled.
"Oh that's rich coming from your like a baby you scream whine poo on repeat!" Cooler yelled.
"What wisdom do you seek?" Guru asked.
"We come for the key to these damn shackles!" Bojack said.
"Well according to the Namekian book of legends I mean my divine intuition its located under the conference room stage!" Guru yelled.
"Wow really?" Cell asked surprised.
"No shit I just said it!" Guru yelled.
"Thanks for your wisdom Guru." Bojack said.
"yereahrrurur!" Buu said.
"That's Super Kami Guru to you!" Guru said.
"Yeah uh see ya," Cooler said as the group exited the garage where Guru lived.
(In Cell's crib)
"So plans boys?" Bojack asked.
"Yo Cell can you still give birth?" Cooler asked they all heard a moan in the distance.
"Yes, I can actually." Cell replied ignoring the moan.
"Ok, so we have the baby maker what else?" Bojack asked they heard another moan in the distance.
"Ok, what is your point?" Cell asked.
"I don't know ask him?" Bojack pointed to Cooler.
"Well, the Cell Junior can distract everyone with its cuteness!" Cooler yelled.
"Cute? That's not how I would put it." Cell grumbled.
"rereaahrbabyrh?" Buu asked.
Cell started grunting before letting out a pained groan as everyone stared terrified at the sight before him.
"Oh my goodness!" Bojack yelled covering his eyes.
"What unholy ritual is this!" Cooler yelled.
As Cell started screaming Zarbon came over hearing the commotion.
"Well well, gentlemen are we watching Cell give birth?" Zarbon asked.
"Either that or he's doing a fat shit." Cooler sighed.
Buu covered his eyes, and the Cell junior finally appeared on the floor growling and scratching the floor with Cell panting above him.
"Oh my." Zarbon murmured.
Then lord slug came from the other side and frowned "What were you doing back here?"
Cooler sighed "Cell gave birth on our request a decision I regret"
"Why?" Slug asked curious.
"Escape plan," Zarbon replied.
"How do you know?" Cell asked.
"Yeah were you eavesdropping?" Bojack asked suspiciously.
"I hear all see all," Zarbon said mysteriously.
Everyone exchanged uncomfortable glances after hearing that.
"Count me in then," Slug replied.
"Ok we need a bigger distraction than just a Cell junior." Cell said.
"Perhaps it's time to surprise the ogres?" Cooler suggested.
"Ginyu force?" Bojack asked.
"With a side of Zarbon." Cell added.
Everyone nodded and prepared a concert for the ogres.
(Much later)
"Ok, so Junior you're getting the key got it?" Cell asked Cell Junior.
"Yeah, whatever dad," Junior replied
"Seriously we're in the teenage phase already?" Cell complained.
"Dad it's not a phase!" Junior replied.
"Alright boys while he does that let's watch the show," Bojack said.
(Cell Junior)
"These idiots letting a newborn child do their dirty work." Junior looked around the corner and saw guards.
"Dammit, I'll have to avoid them... Hang on what am I doing I can use ki! Cell Junior shot quick ki blasts concussing the guards.
"Already I'm more useful than Raditz." Junior giggled as he lifted up the hatch under that table and saw a case.
Cell Junior frowned and tried to open the case then he smacked it then he shot ki blasts and soon a Kamehameha but nothing made it budge.
"Well better take it back." Junior told himself as he left the building case in hand.
(After the show at Cell's crib)
"So Junior you have the key?" Cell asked.
"It's looked in this container and not even a Kamehameha can open it," Junior replied.
"So how do we open it?" Cooler asked.
Buu grunted and started bashing it."
"Let me open it, lads and lasses! I'm an expert at opening things that shouldn't be opened."
Bojack then picked to box up gently and cradled it.
"What are you doing?" Cell asked annoyed.
"It's not a child! Heck, we've all killed children before come to think of it." Cooler added.
"Here let me seduce the box," Zarbon said.
"Yeah on second thought keep doing your thing Bojack." Cell said.
Then the box opened up and revealed the key.
Rewhatre?" Buu grunted.
"I agree despite knowing naught about what he's saying."
"Sounded like a question," Zarbon said.
"See that easy," Bojack said.
"Well, why are you waiting? Get these things off us!" Cooler yelled.
Bojack nodded and soon all the villains were set free.
"No more rehabilitation." Cell started.
"No more listening to Guru snore!" Cooler added.
"No more sharing circles!" Bojack added.
"And no more dances." Slug finally said.
Everyone frowned "Slug what were you doing just before?" Cell asked.
"Yeah you were silent for like several hundred words." Bojack added.
Cooer looked at Bojack like he was mental.
"Oh never mind mates." Bojack said just as Buu started beating his chest and screaming.
"Raaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Buu squealed as the dimension around them tore apart.
"We made a severe lapse in our judgement!" Cell yelled.
"You think?" Slug responded.
"AAAAHHHHH!" Everyone yelled as they were swept into the portal including Buu.
"Are we trying to go Super Saiyan or something?" Bojack asked.
"Oh shut up!" Cooler yelled as they all fell into the rift.
Ding! That's time I assume you can see where this is going but yeah see ya next time!
