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In the (metaphorical) ashes of Shounen City, a new city was born: Evil Capital, a place ruled and governed by villains and criminals…

…and yet was the most peaceful place on planet Earth.

As the citizens continued on with their average everyday lives, in an alleyway, Evil stood before Young Xehanort, who had recently suffered another major loss because teammates are dogshit, which is normal. The ruler of the city was smiling as he looked at Xehanort, who was still coping with the loss of the Real Organization XIII, as well as being on guard and hostile to one and all.

"Who are you?!" Young Xehanort questioned, his teeth bared like a dog would to a stranger as he brandished his keyblade.

Evil raised his hand and then lowered it, with Xehanort's keyblade being lowered in the process. "Do not be alarmed," Evil said. "I am Evil. I am the ruler of this city and soon, the world. I am in the process of gathering the greatest villains from across the DevilArtemis Universe, as well as other misfit minions." The demon looked at Young Xehanort with a smile. "Tell me, who are you, oh troubled one, and why is it I sense darkness in you?"

"I am a Heartless," Young Xehanort said. "I am Xehanort, and I am… oh what's the point of this shit?" The time traveler looked at the ground, a traumatized look on his face. "I lost everything again…"

"Are you lost?" Evil questioned.

"My comrades just got murdered, of course I'm lost!" Xehanort shouted, before lifting up his keyblade to cast a spell.

"Nice blade," Evil said as he was suddenly holding Xehanort's keyblade.

"Wh-What?!" Xehanort questioned as he looked at his now empty hands. "How did you-"

"I have a lot of Quirks," Evil replied with a cheeky grin. "But it is clear to me that you are in desperate need of a new allegiance." Evil held out his hand. "Join me, and I shall show you the dark side of dimensions! We will fight to destroy Lego, and finally turn the tables around!"

Xehanort's eyes widened as observed Evil's outstretched hand, the words slowly registering in his mind, a new purpose right around the doorstep. And so, Xehanort asked…

"Who the fuck is Lego?!" Xehanort asked, his expression turning defensive and distrustful.

"Oh for pete's sake," the demon said as he rolled his eyes. "My creator-"

"You're rebelling against your creator?" Xehanort questioned.

Evil looked at him with a deadpan expression. "Yes. My creator. And it is with my army that I-"

Young Xehanort scoffed, cutting Evil off once more. "Army? What army?"

"Every individual in this city, from the police who've submitted to my rule, to the criminals and villains that train underneath my castle!" Evil declared, his eyes and smile wide as he spread his arms and looked up at the sky. "My army shall kill Lego as I take over the universe, and I-"

"That's it?" Young Xehanort questioned. "Take over the universe? That's cliche and overdone."

"P-Pardon?" Evil looked at the Heartless, his arms lowered slightly. "What do you mean cliche?"

"Your only goal is to take over the universe and kill one man who is your creator," Young Xehanort said. "Why?"

"Because he's the hero and I'm the villain!" Evil said. "My name is literally Evil! E-V-I-L, Evil. What more do I need?"

"Sorry, I'm not looking for work with some cliche anime villain," Young Xehanort stated. "At least my goal is more original, which is opening Kingdom Hearts and starting another Keyblade War!"

"We're not so different, you and I," Evil said with an amused smirk. "Endless war… I could help you find this Kingdom Hearts, help you open it."

The disbelief was evident on Young Xehanort's face. "You, open Kingdom Hearts? Please, you don't even have a Keyblade!"

"And?" Evil questioned.

"...what do you mean, 'and'?" Young Xehanort asked. "You don't have a Keyblade! How could you possibly help me open Kingdom Hearts?!"

"Because I'm close enough to a god and I've fought them," Evil said. "I fought Beerus, the God of Destruction after all! And I won. Multiple times!"

Xehanort rolled his eyes. "Yeah right!"

Evil appeared in front of Xehanort, before placing his hand on the Keyblade wielder's head, before several years worth of memories flowed into Xehanort, showcasing Evil's many battles against the gods from many different Dragon Ball timelines and universes. When the demon removed his hand from the young man's head, Xehanort realized exactly who he was in front of.

The closest thing to a GOD in this time and in this world.

"What are you?" Xehanort asked, his will to fight gone as he realized this man single handedly could wipe him out, right here and now.

"A lot of things," Evil answered. "And ruler of this planet may as well be one of them." Evil extended his hand to Xehanort now. "So, come with me. Moping around won't do you any good." Evil gave a sinister smile. "I'll give you all the power you will ever need…"

Xehanort knew arguing was pointless… Evil was stronger than possibly anything he's seen or faced. "Fine…" Young Xehanort said. "What's the price for this power then?"

Evil tilted his head, and a look of confusion appeared on his face. "...price?"

"The…. price I have to pay for the power?" Xehanort questioned. "Come on, just saying you're going to give me power with no strings attached is hard to believe."

"You're serving in my army, so why does it matter if there is a price?" Evil asked, making Xehanort realize… Evil was just going to grant him unfathomable power.

"You're serious?" Young Xehanort questioned. "You're really going to just give me power solely because I'm joining your army."

"Well duh, how else are we to compete against Lego's?" Evil said with a small scoff. "His army is composed of the best of the best!"


"What do you mean these kids are the best you have to offer?!" Cell shouted at Principal Nezu as he gestured to Class 1A and 1B. "They are children!"


"The strongest ever!" Evil continued.


The scene then cuts to Kermit getting his ass kicked in an alleyway by Venoct, Shadow Venoct, and Illuminoct from the Yo-Kai Watch Series.


"And are all on the level of gods!" Evil shouted.


"GODDAMNIT, JUST FUCKING DIE!" Goku Black, in his Super Saiyan Rosé form, shouted as he tried to kill Urizen from the Devil May Cry series, but was failing miserably, before getting slammed to the ground by the tendrils coming from Urizen.


"No one, not even Grape Juice, is to be underestimated!" Evil said his fist in front of his face as he made his point clear. "As such, my whole army is to be supercharged with superpowers to the point that we all might as well be All For One!"

Young Xehanort raised an eyebrow. "...what?"

"You'll understand soon!" Evil told him. "Now, come with me. You shall join the rest of my army in my castle!"

As Evil began walking away, expecting Xehanort to follow, the Keyblade wielder sighed. "It can't be that bad," Xehanort said to himself.


His view on Evil took a complete 180 as he saw the inside of the castle, which while definitely nicely furnished and edgy, was constantly in a state of partying as there was a goddamn club in the castle, where everyone was drinking, smoking, playing games, and even singing on stage.

"I'm sorry, you have karaoke?!" Xehanort questioned as he looked at Evil.

"Well duh, everyone loves music!" Evil said. "Except for those few people who are wearing those headphones that cancel noise. They're just chilling in the corner and making hand signs while they eat." Evil then pointed over to a corner, where some of the normal criminals that had joined his army were sitting at a table and were wearing noise canceling headphones. "For some reason I tried to cure their sensitivity to sound, but they said that's not how sensory overload works."

"...what kind of villain are you?" Xehanort questioned, confused and baffled.

"The greatest of all time!" Evil said, before laughing maniacally.

Xehanort groaned. "Just… Just give me the goddamn power already."

"Can't," Evil said.

"Wha- What do you mean you can't?!" Xehanort questioned.

"I don't have the cubes made yet," Evil said. "My old base got torn to shreds along with all the machinery that made the power cubes that stores all of the powers from the different worlds and universe and helps most bodies adapt to the power they don't turn into a Nomu."

"Nomu?" Xehanort asked.

"One of those things," Evil said as he gestured to a Nomu from My Hero Academia, specifically the High End from the USJ arc. "Don't worry, once the machinery is finished, everyone will be capable of going toe to toe with Lego's army. And you all will be respawning here in the city too, right underneath the castle!"

"Respawn?" Xehanort questioned. "Wait, so we're all guaranteed to die?!"

"Yes," Evil said. "You all are meant to deal with Lego's lackeys whilst I take care of him myself!"

"Nice to know we're expendable," Young Xehanort remarked dryly as he rolled his eyes.

"Please, once you get the rush from turning Super Saiyan the first time, I'm sure you'll reconsider," Evil said, catching Xehanort off guard.

"What?" Young Xehanort questioned, his eyes widening.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Evil laughed. "I can't wait! The war is soon, and when it comes, I'm certain that I shall finally win!"

His laugh echoed through the walls of the party room and was also quieted by the partying in his castle. And with Evil's plan now revealed, as well as his methods of preparing his army for the upcoming fight it was quite clear…

…that Lego's army was fucked.


yeah, I'm embracing everything I hated about Evil and making it canon. All that shit, including the Super Saiyan? Yes. Yes, that's canon. Every bit of it. Even Gideon can go Super Saiyan, cuz reminder, Lego (or me however you want to contextualize this dumbass self insert OC of mine) never took his power cube.

Also, 100% going to make certain chapters featuring Evil as the main character as 'Evil vs' chapters.

Well, see everyone next chapter, whenever that'll be.