Exams sucks, and that's all the information you need regarding why I disappeared….. again

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Duh duh duh were dead -regular text

"useless reptile" -speech text

'That's for everything else' -thought text

You just gestured all of me -film text

"probably something stupid" -film speech text

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Lucasdiaz9000: (to both of your reviews) I tried to put them in here, but they didn't work out with what I had in mind so I didn't use them, sorry-not-sorry

yamihikari2104: oh ya, that's gonna be fun to see

Guest: thanks for the feedback, I'll be sure to watchout

BigJ0893: thanks a lot, I'm also very excited to write the reaction on rtte

sean mcconnell:thanks a lot man, I will write more stories in the future, but I wanna finish this story before starting another, but I will be making a few one-shots every now and then

Disclaimer: I don't own how to train your dragon

Param takes a sigh before answering "Alvin and the Outcasts"

All the Berkian's eyes widen, followed by all of them groaning, while the four non-Berkian's and dragons look slightly confused

"wait, you mean that Alvin" Heather asked, pointing at Alvin on the other-side of the barrier

"I would guess so" Alvin grunted "looks like it's time for us to cross paths ya little runt" he said smirking at Hiccup

Hiccup gulps "I-I-It w-w-wou-would seem s-s-s-so" he replied nervously, Astrid grips his arm protectively while glaring at Alvin

"I'm guessing you guys are not on the best terms" Mala concluded from Hiccup's reaction

"that's an understatement" Gobber scoffs "Alvin and his tribe the outcasts are Berk's oldest and most feared enemy. We hate him more then we hated dragons" he explained

"and for good reason" Savage sneered

"if you guys are done discussing can we please start the episode" Thor spoke stopping the discussion, everyone sits back as the episode begins

The Rider's Dragons snap at each other while onDragon Island. Toothless chastises them and then looks out across the sea towardBerk.

"looks like the dragons are still on dragon island" Drago said raising an eyebrow "why won't they just fly back?"

"muttonhead- obviously they won't cus they're still banned on Berk" Viggo said after facepalming

Hiccup(v.o.):"There's an old Viking saying: When your friends are roasting on the spit,you'rethe one who's feels the fire."

"what does that mean again" Twins and Snotlout asked resulting in facepalms and eyerolls

Heather was about to explain but Astrid stopped her "don't, there's no use and it's just a waste of time"

"Mildew has made the entire village believe that dragons are too wild, that we all can't live together in peace. He's wrong, and I'm going to prove it."

"hopefully….." Hiccup muttered, not too sure on what to do

"it's impossible" Snotlout stated "he threw them into the ocean, so we won't find them even if we search for hours"

(TheDragon Ridersscour a beach on Berk looking for some implementsMildewused to frame the Dragons.)

Snotlout:"Arrrrrrgggh! We've been here for hours and we haven't found anything!"

"see"

Hiccup:"We've been here for ten minutes! And you've done nothing than buildthat!"(points at a sand castle)

"you see" Astrid said, as everyone laughed

"Snotty, focus on helping them and stop wasting time" Bertha groaned out to her son

Snotlout:"Thatis Snotlout Manor. And all I need now is a queen."(turns to Astrid)

Astrid:"Ugh."

Astrid glares at him and goes to punch him but is stopped by Hiccup

"don't" Hiccup stopped her by holding her arm "you know there's no point, he's gonna continue being the way he is even if you beat him for days without a break" he argued, making her sit down and huff

Tuffnut:"Aaaarrrrrrrgggh!"(Stomps all over Snotlout's sand, driftwood, and stone castle)

"Hey! What are you doing idiot!?" Snotlout glared at Tuffnut

Snotlout:"What-What are you doing?!"

Tuffnut:"Storming the castle."

Everyone laughs at this, while Snotlout gets up and starts a fight with Tuffnut

Hiccup:"Come on, guys! I'm telling you, Mildew framed our dragons! I sawdragon feetinMildew's Houseand I watched him throw them into the ocean."

"and we watched you watch him throw those things into the ocean" Ruffnut confirmed "so, how should we kill him?"

Hiccup facepalms "for the love of- we are not killing anyone!" shouted in exaggeration

Fishlegs:"I don't mean to be Norbert the Negative,"

"who?" asked Throk

"an old council member from when my father was still chief" Stoick explained "he was known for being so negative, that he even when Berk was successful in defending an attack from another tribe that had waged a war, he kept saying for 2 months that it's a trick and they will somehow turn us all into slaves" Stoick finished while shaking his head. Hiccup went rigid at the mention of slaves, but quickly shook his head and went normal

"but the ocean is really, really vast. And our chances at finding those dragon feet are as good as Snotlout and Astrid—"

"Don't go there" Astrid, her parents, Hiccup, his parents and Gobber all say at the same time glaring at Fishlegs, much to the bewilderment and fear of the boy "g-g-g-go-go-go-going no-no-non-n-nowhere-r-e-re"

Astrid:"Don't go there."

Fishlegs:"Going nowhere."

Astrid:"Look, Fishlegs is right. Even if Mildew did throw them in the ocean, they're not just gonna wash up on shore here."

"what do you/I mean if Mildew did throw them?" Astrid and Hiccup said at the same time

"sounds like Astrid is thinking that Hiccups making it up" Stormfly concluded

"and why am I being such an idiot?!" Astrid asked angry at herself

"well seeing as there is no visible proof, and Hiccup is really desperate to bring the dragons back, it does make sense that you are having doubts" Cloudjumper explained what he understood

Hiccup nodded "I agree, so…" he slipped his arm around and behind Astrid's back and pulled her closer "stop being angry at yourself, cus frankly you've done that enough for this life time"

Astrid turns her head towards him and kisses his cheek "fine, but just because you said so"

Snotlout:"I found it!"

Hiccup:"GREAT! Ehm... You were saying?"

Snotlout:Picks up a tiny wooden bludgeon)"I haven't seen this since I was a baby."(hits himself on the helmet a couple times)"You never forget your first bludgeon."

"HEY! That's the bludgeon you lost all those years ago" Bertha remembered, while the teens groan and everyone else laughed

Hiccup:"Just keep looking..."

(Scene shifts to theBlacksmith Shopwhere Stoick is hovering around Gobber. Gobber is trying to repair damaged weapons.)

Gobber:"One down, 345 to go."

Stoick:"Can't you do that any faster? Until you restock our weapons, we're completely defenseless."

"you wouldn't be if you didn't send the dragons away" Viggo stated coldly

"shut up mutton head!" everyone else-other then Rhyker-shouted, tired of Viggo commenting on literally everything

Gobber:"Maybe you should have thought about that before sending the dragons away."

Stoick:"You know I had no choice. They destroyed theArmory."

The dragons all open their mouths but Stoick beats them "I know! I know! they didn't! but my future self doesn't know that k!"

Gobber:"This would be a bad time to get attacked."

Stoick:"I know, Gobber."

Gobber:"Not that there's ever a good time, but this would be particularly bad."

Stoick:"I know, Gobber."

Gobber:"Especially byAlvin. The Treacherous. Our oldest and most-feared enemy. Who'd kill us all to take Berk for his own."

Stoick:(irritated at what Gobber is saying)"I got it, Gobber! Alvin the Treacherous..."

"please tell me that mention of Alvin is the only thing related to outcasts that happens" Hiccup practically pleaded

(Scene changes again toOutcast Island, where Alvin and theOutcastsare fighting off resident dragons.)

Savage:"Alvin, they're coming back!"

Immediately Hiccup groans "so much for thinking positive"

Alvin:"Out of me way!"(Shoves aside a soldier to man a catapult himself)"You can't find good marauders anywhere these days."(launches a boulder into the sky and knocks down aMonstrous Nightmare)

"ya!" Alvin cheers as savage claps for him, while all the good guys wince at the dragon's misfortune

Savage:"Alvin, there are too many of them! We need to get inside!"

(Alvin and his men retreat into their cave-like home just as several dragons blast fire where they were just standing.)

"that was close…" Savage barely got out of his throat

Alvin:"Oh, I've had it with these dragons! Is the ship ready?"(walks up to a round meeting table with other soldiers and looks at a map)

Savage:"We still have a little more work to do."

Alvin:"That's not my problem, is it? We sail for Berk immediately. We'll land here, under the cover of night."

"your planning on attacking Berk!" Stoick exclaimed alarmed, all the Berkian's start worrying

"but why am I taking one boat and not the entire army" Alvin asked himself

Savage:"Why aren't we taking the whole army?"

Alvin:"We're not there to fight Stoick. We're there for one man:"

Agnar quickly connects all the dots "he's not coming to attack, he's coming to kidnap Hiccup to solve his dragon problems!" all the good guys and dragons eyes widen, Hiccup in particular pales "oh Thor"

"wait a sec…. he said man not kid" Snotlout of all people questioned

"The Dragon Conqueror."

"Dragon Conqueror" Hiccup voiced out "I'm guessing that's what the killer of the red death is rumoured to be" he concluded looking at Param for confirmation, who nodded

Savage:"Oh, and you'll have him. We hear he's ten feet tall with the strength of a dozen men."

Everyone blinks for a bit, before all-including Hiccup-burst out laughing

"is that… seriously…. What Hiccup is… rumoured to look like….." Astrid got out between her laughs

"haahahhahahahaha, as if….. it possible for…. That toothpick to look like… that, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH" Snotlout said rolling on the floor while laughing

"exactly…. No way in Asgard…. That I'll ever…. Look like that…." Hiccup agreed through his laughter

After a good 10 minutes everyone stopped laughing

"oh Thor…. The amount of stupidity present in Viking rumours is unreal" Heather said, still breathless from all the laughter

"yeah right, the next thing we'll hear is that Hiccup destroyed Asgard and killed all the gods" Tuffnut sarcastically said, causing snickers and chuckles all around

"don't worry, he doesn't do that in this timeline" Loki said, causing everyone-other then Thor and Param-to pause and turn to look at him like he grew a second head

"WAIT WHAT!?" they all exclaimed at once

Param facepalms "was it really necessary to mention that" he muttered under his breath

"whoa whoa whoa, are you saying that there is a timeline where Hiccup kills all the gods and becomes the king of Asgard" Toothless asked it utter… horror, surprise, confusion, the list goes on

"yes" Thor confirmed, then instantly regretted it as Param glared at him

"but-but-but you're here" Snotlout pointed out

"and your alive" Ruffnut added

"does that mean there's more then one Asga-" Ingrind was in the middle of asking but was cut off by Param muting everyone

"listen, there being separate gods for each timeline comes under the 15% that is sooverly complicated you'll never understand it, but I'll try to make it as simple as humanly and Asgardianly possible" he said still glaring at both idiotic gods, while else everyone looks in anticipation

"so basically, the Asgardians I'm in contact with-including these morons and there father-are quote-on-quote the originals because their ancestors existed before the realms all split into multiples, but each timeline has their own version of them as well which are considered to be non-originals, but also they're not fake. And that's as much as you can understand without wasting eons upon eons of discussion, so if you have a doubt, then it will remain a doubt" Param finished, everyone is confused but drop it seeing as it will be too complicated to understand, even Viggo couldn't wrap his head around it

Alvin:"Well, he shouldn't be too hard to find then, should he?"

Alvin groaned "with that description he's gonna be impossible tah find"

(Scene immediately cuts back to Hiccup on Berk in hishousetalking to Stoick)

Hiccup:(Tries to convince Stoick Mildew set the dragons up)"I'm telling you! I saw a pair of Zippleback feet in Mildew's house. He must have used them to make the footprints of the dragon who supposedly stole the boots."

Stoick:"Well, then let's go have a look at them."

Hiccup:"Yeah. Uh, there's gonna be a problem with that. I also saw him throw them into the ocean..."

Stoick:"I know you're upset about the dragons, son, but you're gonna need evidence to accuse a man of high treason."

Hiccup sighs "Evidence which is practically impossible to get"

(Later in the evening, Astrid and Hiccup walk along a cliff)

Hiccup:"Astrid, we'll prove Mildew did it. We have to if we ever want to see our dragons again."

Astrid:"I just hope they're okay."(Sees a ship floating next to asea stack)"Why would one of our ships be anchoring there?"

Immediately most Berkian's pale "that's not one of ours is it?" Fishlegs said as a statement and not a question

Hiccup:(Looks through hisSpyglass)"It's not one of our ships. I gotta tell Dad. Come on!"(Runs off to find his father)

(At night, Alvin and his crew row to Berk's shore)

Alvin:"Ah, it's good to be back on the shores of Berk."

"only for you and your tribe" Hookfang couldn't help adding

Savage:"Good for you. Not so good for them."

Alvin:"Let's find this Dragon Conqueror!"

Astrid Half hugs Hiccup while Toothless curls around his other side protectively, both aggressively glaring at Alvin

(At theGreat Hall, Stoick addresses the village)'

Stoick:"This is no time to panic! That's what the Outcasts are counting on!"

Sven:"Stoick!"

Stoick:"Sven, did you get a count?"

Sven:"I saw thirty men at least, all armed to the teeth."

"Without any weapons of your own that may be enough for them to take over the island" Heather said in a fear filled voice

"no it's not" Gobber reassured "even without weapons, berkians are strong enough to the point where he won't get a chance tah take over. Though I'm not sure we'll be able to fight them head on"

Gobber:"Without any weapons, we'll never be able to fight them head on."

Mildew:"No weapons! And Outcasts on our shores! All thanks to your boy and his dragons!"

Astrid goes red in anger "ALL THANKS TO HE AND HIS DRAGON!? IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU! YOU FOUL HEARTLESS WRINKLY OLD BAS-"

"ASTRID!" Ingrind shouted cutting her off

"what?" Astrid whined "I'm not wrong mom, and it's not like I'm the only one who swears in here"

"while I whole-heartedly agree with you on both accounts, I'd like to know where exactly did you learn that language from young lady" Ingrind asked firmly

Astrid huffs "dad swears during training if he had a frustrating day, which is basically 7 times a week"

Ingrind glares at Agnar who looks in every direction other than his wife's

Stoick:"I don't have time for this right now, Mildew.Mulch! You andBucketgather the elders and the children. Get them toThor's Beach. They'll be save in the caves there."

Astrid:"We can help fight! We've been trained as warriors."

Snotlout:"She may have been trained, but I was born a warrior."

Everyone roll their eyes

Stoick:"Take this."(Hands Astrid a small hatchet)

"hey! That's me old Hatchet" Alvin Exclaimed

"you still had that thing?" Valka asked perplexed

"well I never really had a reason to throw it away" Stoick shrugs

"It was Alvin's. But go with the others. You can help protect them."

Stormfly shook her head in worry "they really need our help right now"

Hiccup:"Let me go get the dragons. At least if we have them, Dad, we can defend ourselves."

"ya!" all the dragons confirmed

Stoick:"Go. But be careful. You don't know what Alvin is capable of. The rest of you: We'll head to the woods. Nobody knows that forest like we do."

Gobber:"And when Alvin comes to looking for us there, he'll walk right into our trap!"

"do ya really think I'm that dumb" Alvin growled

"yes" all the adults said causing snicker and chuckles all around

Alvin glared, before his face twisted into a nasty smile "well good for me I'm not looking to take over, I'm just there for the boy"

This time the Berkian's glare at him "he does have a point" Mr. Thorston grumbled under his breath

(Scene changes to Fishlegs lamenting on a cliff over the sea, unaware of the situation)

"what am I doing?" Fishlegs asked

"looks like you don't even know what's happening fishy" Heather said, then realised what she said and blushed. Fishlegs also blushed, while everyone else had a knowing look on their faces

Fishlegs:"Oh, Meatlug, I miss you. The moon is full, my heart is empty. What rhymes with empty?"

"your writing a poem on how much you miss Meatlug" Gobber said, blinking his eyes

"awwwww! Thanks!" Meatlug licks Fishlegs affectionately

(Alvin and a couple outcasts walk up to him)

Everyone pales in worry

Alvin:"Don't waste your time. Nothing rhymes with empty."(Grabs Fishlegs)"Who's the Dragon Conqueror?"

Fishlegs:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"(Alvin cringes at the horrible noise and throws him into the sea)

"FISHLEGS!" his parents shouted in worry

(Hiccup is making his way to the docks but sees five Outcasts row to it to block it and gasps. He looks ahead and sees the main ship in the distance blocking the way and runs back.)

"damn it!" Hiccup exclaimed

(In the Village he sees some light coming his way, he turns around and sees some more light, he's trapped from both sides)

"oh no!" Astrid, Toothless and his parents paled

(he quickly slides under a cart to hide.)

"few" they all sighed in relief

(He hears whimpering sounds and looks back to see…Fishlegs)

Hiccup:"Ah! Fishlegs!"

"on thank Thor your safe" his parents take a sigh of relief

Fishlegs:"Alvin's looking for you. He's looking for the Dragon Conqueror."

"you have to admit though, that name is very cool" Snotlout said off-handedly

"I don't like it" Hiccup said quickly "I'm not a conqueror"

(Alvin and his soldiers see the damage to theArmory)

Alvin:"Looks like Stoick isn't as armed as we'd anticipated."

Savage:"From the looks of the armory, he's not armed at all."

"kinda weird isn't it" Throk suddenly said "the outcasts plan to attack and take Hiccup just as Mildew destroyed the armory" everyone agreed, it was weird

(They move to the Haddock House)

Alvin:"Hmm... Should I knock? I mean, what's the etiquette in these situations?"(kicks the door which flys into the house)

Stoick and Valka glare at Alvin who grins

"I think that seems about right. Stoick! Show your face!" (sees that the house is empty) "The old coward's turned and run."

"who are you calling a Coward!?" Stoick scowled

Outcast #2:"I spotted fresh tracks leading into the forest. And I heard reports of a big guy with a bucket on his head heading down to the beach."

Mulch facepalms "oh Bucket"

Alvin:"Ehh, we'll split up. You four, go into thewoods."

Savage:"Where are we going?"

Alvin:"We'll go to the beach! How many hostages do you think a Dragon Conqueror is worth?"

Savage:"Seven! No wait-wait! Eight!"

"seven? Eight? Just hold a knife on literally anyone's neck and he'll give himself up" Param deadpanned

(Hiccup and Fishlegs overhear the conversation)

Fishlegs:"What do we do now?"

Hiccup:"Go to the woods and warn my father. I need to get ahead of Alvin and warn Mulch and the others."

"be careful you two" Atali said in worry

(Scene changes to the forest)

Gobber:"When they come looking for us in the forest, they'll have to come through here."

Stoick:"Alright. What do we have?"

"oh please tell me we have something to defend ourselves" Ingrind pleaded

Gobber:"Two frying pans, a rolling pin, and a kitchen knife."

Alvin laughs "well that should be enough for yah to bake me a cake or pie before we capture you!"

Stoick(not looking impressed): "And what are we going to do when we find Alvin? Bake him a cake?!"

Gobber:"Eh, pie would be nice, too. Who doesn't like pie?"

"ok, how the heck does Alvin say something similar to Stoick and Gobber?" Valka asked in confusion

Param shrugs "no clue"

(Throws the kitchen knife at a tree and splits it in two)"That could be useful!"

"damn" Dagur said, somewhat impressed at the strength

(Scene moves to the villagers making their way along a narrow path on a cliff to Thor's Beach)

Mulch:"Hurry now! The cave is just up ahead. Where's Bucket?"

Little Girl:"He went back to get my Lamby."

The same girl gasps "oh no! Lamby got left behind!" she said in distress

Mulch:"Oh, for the love of..."

(Switches quickly to Mulch backtracking along the path looking for Bucket)

Mulch:"Why am I always looking for Bucket? Hey, yeah, why can't he- Bucket? It's like trying to keep track of a half-wit pig. Ugh, Bucket! You had one job: Bring up the rear."

Bucket:"But the little girl! You should've seen the look on her face, big blue eyes with the tears welling up."

Mulch sighs "guess you have a point, but still!"

Mulch(faceplams):"Ugh, oh... your bucket's hard, but your heart is soft. Come on, come on."

"ha, nice line" Mala said

(Alvin appears and grabs them)

"Uh-oh..."

"oh we are in trouble" Mulch pales

Alvin:"You made it easy for us, Bucket. It's hard to miss a half-wit and his lamb."

"it's not my lamb" Bucket corrected

"mah mistake" Alvin rolled his eyes sarcastically

"it's alright" he replied, causing the bad guys to snort

Outcast #2:"Keep moving!"

(Hiccup hides behind a tree)

"Hiccup don't you dare do something stupid" Astrid said firmly, Hiccup opened his mouth but Astrid cut him off "or something crazy!" he shut his mouth

(Shifts to elsewhere in the woods with Outcasts chasing Gobber)

Outcast #3:"There he is! Get him!"

Gobber:"Oh, you lousy Outcasts! You'll never take me alive!"

"looks like Berk is about to be one blacksmith short" Savage sneered

Outcast #4:"Come on, get him!"

Gobber:(Runs up to a cliff and appears to be surrounded)"Ugh. Looks like you got me, boys."

Hiccup pales "Gobber!"

Outcasts:"Come on, get him!"

{Stoick and two other Hooligans jump out of hiding and take down the Outcasts)

Gobber:"Or maybe it's we who've got you."

Alvin growls while Hiccup takes a sigh of relief

"come on laddie, ya didn't think I'd go down that easily did ya" Gobber said in mock-disappointment

(There is a rattling in the bushes)

Stoick:(whispering)"That way. Over there."

(Stoick runs after and knocks down the person in the bushes)

Fishlegs:"Stoick! No!"

"it really isn't my day is it" Fishlegs grumbled, Meatlug rubs against him affectionately while Heather puts a hand on his shoulder and gives him a sympathetic smile. Fishlegs feels better and blushes

Stoick:"For the love of Thor, Fishlegs, I could have killed you!"

"thank you for not doing so" Mr. Ingerman said

Fishlegs:"Thank you... For not killing me."

Stoick:"What are you doing here?"

Fishlegs:"Alvin the Treacherous grabbed me. He looked really treacherous."

"why thank you" Alvin smiled at the compliment

Stoick:"I know they're here, Fishlegs."

Fishlegs:"Yeah. They're here for Hiccup."

Stoick:"Hiccup?"

"going into the forest turned out to be a mistake" Stoick admitted grudgingly "because I thought he was there for me and not Hiccup"

(Scene changes to Thor's Beach where Alvin and his soldiers are holding the villagers hostage)

Alvin:"For those of you who haven't figured it out... I am the one and only Alvin the Treacherous. And let me be clear, that name was earned."

Tuffnut:(from within the crowd)"Alvin? Pft... How did he earn that?"

Everyone laughed while Alvin scowled "good one Tuff!" Ruffnut cheered her brother

Alvin:"Your leader has abandoned ya. But Stoick doesn't concern me. I'm not here for him. I want the Dragon Conqueror."

Mildew:(whispers to Astrid)"Say goodbye to Hiccup. Alvin!"

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Astrid shouted, hoping that she would do what she thought she would do

(Astrid elbows Mildew in the face and knocks him out)

Astrid:"My grandfather's frail. He needs his nap."

"oi! Yah hit me in the face" Mildew complained

Everyone (except for bad guys) glares at him "you deserved that and a lot more pain for all things you've done traitor" Valka growled

Mildew was about to resort with a 'look whose talking', but shut up when the intensity of all the glares increased

Alvin:"Well, like I said...tell me who the Dragon Conqueror is and you can all go free."

Agnar scoffed "ya right"

Snotlout:"Conqueror? Come on! I'll show Alvin who's a conqueror."(grabs his baby mace and runs up behind Alvin to hit him.)

Snotlout puffs his chest proudly, but everyone else already knows what'll happen

(Alvin turns around and Snotlout loses his nerve)"For you, sir."

"knew it" everyone said, Snotlout's chest deflates and his cheeks become pink in embarrassment

Alvin:"Well, you'd better check your trousers, son. I think you've soiled yourself."

(Astrid tried to take out Alvin and throws the hatchet at him. Alvin catches it mid-air)

"Damn it! Almost had him….." Astrid grumbled

Savage snickers "you really are dumber the you look if believe you had a chance at even hurting Alvin"

Alvin:"Will you look at that! My old hatchet. I was wondering when I'd get that back."

(Savage grabs Astrid and tosses her at Alvin)

Alvin:"Trying to kill Alvin the Treacherous? Ooh hoo! You're not as smart as you look. Tell me, who's your Dragon Conqueror, eh?"

(grabs Astrid's braid and yanks her head back)

Alvin:"Tell me!"

Hiccup glares at Alvin "LEAVE HER ALONE!"

Hiccup:(Steps out of hiding)"Leave her alone!"

Astrid facepalms "why couldn't you stay hidden"

"there's no way I'm gonna hide back and watch him hurt you" Hiccup said firmly

Astrid shook her head, but smiled at him

Astrid:"Hiccup! What are you doing?"

Hiccup:"I'm the Dragon Conqueror."

(the Outcasts start laughing)

"well it is hard to believe" Rhyker commented

Alvin:"You? Stoick's little embarrassment?"

Everyone glared at Alvin "what! Just a few months ago ya'll thought the same as well" he countered. The Berkains stayed quite, knowing he was right

Hiccup:"I drove the dragons from Berk. Look around. You don't see any on this island, do you?"

Astrid:(playing in to Hiccup's plan)"I-It's true! All the dragons are afraid of him. He even conquered a Night Fury!"

Alvin:"You're bluffing."

Hiccup:"Am I? Well, there's only one way to find out. Take me toDragon Island."

Everyone gets worried "your giving yourself up!" Gobber exclaimed

"not exactly, I'm taking him to dragon island to get Toothless and the others" Hiccup replied understanding his thought process

"that's still risky" Hookfang couldn't help commenting

Hiccup shrugs "you gotta do what you gotta do"

(Later that evening on the beach with the villagers still hostage of the Outcasts. Stoick and his cohorts attack the guards.)

"well…. That was easy" Tuffnut couldn't help commenting

Stoick:(about to punch an Outcast)"Where's Alvin?!"

Astrid:(runs up to Stoick)"Alvin took Hiccup."

Stoick:"What?!"

Astrid:"He gave himself up. They're on their way to Dragon Island."

"so you got tempted and listened to him" Param teased, causing Alvin to growl at him

(Alvin, some Outcasts, and Hiccup sail toward Dragon Island in the early morning)

Alvin:"I'm sure you're father's told you plenty about your island's most feared enemy."

Hiccup:"Wh-who's that? Oh, right, uh, you. No. Not so much."

"you haven't?" Valka asked somewhat shocked

"of-course I have" Stoick said and looked at Hiccup

"I think I'm trying to irritated him" Hiccup guessed

Alvin:"Really? Not a word?"

Hiccup:"Nope."

Alvin:"Nothing?"

Hiccup:"Uh-uh."

Alvin:"Nothing about Alvin?"

Hiccup:"Nope."

(Hiccup doesn't pay attention to him causing Alvin to growl in anger)

"well your successful in that" Bertha commented

Hiccup:(Pushes aside the spears and walks up to Alvin)"Look, Al,"

Alvin scoffed at the nickname, while everyone else snicker

"all I care about is that if I do what I say, you will leave the people of Berk in peace."

Alvin:"On me word, son!"

"did you really just make a deal with Alvin the Treacherous" Gobber asked slowly, like talking to a 2-yearr old

"I know Gobber" Hiccup rolled his eyes "I'm just making him think I'm stupid so he falls for my trap"

(Stoick and the Riders are on another ship behind, sailing toward Dragon Island)

Stoick:"When we get there, we'll lay down cover fire with these catapults. Astrid, you get your dragons."

Snotlout:"No! Save your cover fire for the others, sir. I can handle myself."(Accidentally falls over after springing a catapult)

Everyone facepalms and eyerolls

Gobber:"I'll fire extra rounds to cover that one."(points at Snotlout)

Everyone chuckles as Snotlout huffs

Tuffnut:"Sir, we'd like to personally volunteer to kick Alvin's butt."

"ya!" the twins cheered

Stoick shook his head "we can worry about Alvin later, first and foremost our priority is to save Hiccup"

Stoick:"This isn't about Alvin. It's about Hiccup. We're here to bring him home."

"even when the words don't match the meaning of your words is still the same" Drago said, genuinely impressed at the similarities

(Scene switches back to the Outcasts, who have arrived at Dragon Island. Hiccup is in front to defeat the Night Fury)

Hiccup:"Hey, is the sword really necessary?"

"Still hasn't lost his sass has he" Savage said

Alvin:"Odin's Ghost!"(Toothless springs out of a cave) "Is that a...?"

Hiccup:"Night Fury! The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself!"

Toothless couldn't resist raising his head and puffing out his chest…. Only for Hiccup to knock him out with the chin scratch trick

"why do you always to that" Toothless wined to his rider/best friend/brother in all but blood

"have to keep your ego in check somehow" Hiccup replied cheekily, receiving a tailwack to the head

(The Outcasts raise their cross bows at Toothless)

Hiccup:"Ah, stop!... It will only make him angrier! Watch and learn."

Alvin:"By all means, proceed. Heheheheh! I hope you're not squeamish. You're about to see a dragon eat a boy."

Alvin facepalms knowing that his plan is about to backfire on him

Hiccup:(Toothless jumps on Hiccup and licks him, then they play fight)"I missed you, too...w-we'll catch up later. Right now, follow my lead. You cannot defeat me! You dirty dragon!"(grabs Toothless' saddle on the sly and puts it on him)"I am the Dragon Conqueror!"

"you really need to work on your acting skills" Cloudjumper commented

Alvin:"Hey, what are you doing with that dragon?!"

Hiccup:"By the way, it's not really Dragon Conqueror, it's Dragon Trainer!"(Toothless turns around with Hiccup on his back)"Now!"(Hiccup and Toothless fly away)

"Dragon Trainer? You went with that over Dragon Conqueror?" Snotlout said in disappointment

"I'm not a Conqueror" Hiccup repeated firmly

"obviously your not, but still….." Snotlout trailed off

Alvin: "Great thunder of Thor! Heisthe Dragon Conqueror! Fire!"

"I just said I'm Not!" Hiccup repeated for the umpteenth time

Hiccup:(Outcast attack from the ship)"Look out! Whoa! Whoa! Hey!"

Alvin:"What are you waiting for?! Shoot him down!"

Outcasts:"There he is! Now we've got him!"

Alvin:"Fire!"

(arrows are fired and about to hit Hiccup and Toothless)

Everyone pales in worry, Astrid's favourite death grip on Hiccup's arm returns

(A fireblast intercepts the arrows. The rest of the Riders appear on their dragons, as well as Stoick's ship and engage in battle)

Everyone takes a sigh of relief, Hiccup kisses Astrid's cheek "thanks for the safe Milady"

Hiccup:"Oh, what took you so long?"

Astrid:"Why, did you miss me?"

"now is not the time to flirt lovebirds" Spitelout teased, causing said couple to blush

Snotlout:"Hiccup!"

Hiccup:"We've gotta get in closer!"

Stoick:"Aim for their catapults! If we knock them out, the dragons can finish off the ship! Fire!"

"nice strategy" Atali complimented

Alvin:"Move offshore!"

Hiccup:"Here's our chance! Come on!"

Alvin: "Oh, shoot that dragon down! Fire!"

(Astrid falls off of Stormfly and is grabbed by Alvin)

"ASTRID!" Hiccup said in horror

Hiccup:"ASTRID!"

Astrid:"HICCUP!"

"wow, even without being a couple you guys call out to each other in these situation" Ruffnut said in awe, but everyone was too worried for Astrid to care

Alvin:"Welcome aboard, Astrid. Don't miss this time!"

Hiccup:"Look out! Hold your fire! He's got Astrid!"

(Snotlout fires and misses into the water)

Hiccup:"What are you doing?!"

Snotlout:"I heard you say fire"!

Hiccup:I said "Holdyour fire!"

Snotlout:"See?! You said it again!"

Everyone facepalms "oh boyo, how many times do I need to explain the difference to you!" Spitelout groaned, he had explained that difference to Snotlout at-least 50 times!

Stoick:"No, he's right!"

"what!" everyone-other then Stoick, Snotlout and Viggo-exclaimed

"you'll see" Stoick said before anyone asked

Snotlout:"Thank you!"

Stoick:"Fire again, Hiccup! All of you!"

(sees the steam rising form Hookefangs blast and realises what his father meant)

Almost everyone realised what Stoick meant

Hiccup:"Everyone! Fire into the water!"(the fire creates steam to obscure visibility)

"ya!" the good guys and dragons cheered

Alvin:"Fire!"

Outcast:"At what?"

Alvin:"Everything!"

"ya that'll work" Viggo said sarcastically

Outcasts:"Did you hear that? Oh, what's that?!"

(Stoick rams his ship into the Outcast ship and fights with Alvin)

Hiccup:"Astrid, hop on!"

(Astrid hops on Toothless and they fly off-ship)

Everyone sighs yet again, this time Astrid kisses Hiccup's cheek "now were even babe"

Stoick:"You're a coward taking my son."

Alvin:"I take what I want! You know that, Stoick!"

"Not this time you won't" Stoick glares at Alvin

Stoick:"Not this time."

(Stoick pushes the ship apart and jumps back aboard his ship)

Stoick:"NOW, HICCUP! BURN THE SHIP!"

Hiccup:"Here we go, guys! HIT 'EM WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!"

(The dragons burn down the ship and they sail and fly away)

Alvin scowls while Savage looks terrified

Stoick:"Hiccup, what were you thinking?"

Hiccup:"I was thinking... all I needed to do was to get to Toothless. And together, we'd be able to make things right."

Toothless licks Hiccup's face who pats his head… after complaining how it doesn't wash out

(Alvin and the Outcasts are washed ashore the pebble beach)

Alvin: (starts laughing)"They ride dragons! We get that boy, andwe'llride dragons!"

Hiccup pales "great, now I gotta deal with the leader of outcasts trying to capture me" he groans

(The ship and dragons return to cheering from the villagers)

Hiccup:"You hear that, bud? You're back home."

Mildew:"What are you cheering about? Don't you remember what these beasts have done?!"

The Berkains and dragons go red in anger and all at once shout at him "YOU MEAN WHAT YOU DID!"

Stoick:"I do. They saved our lives."

Hiccup:"And I may not be able to prove what you've done, but I will never forget it."

Mildew just grumbles

Hiccup (v.o.):"It's funny how an attack by your greatest enemy can change things overnight."

Everyone snorts at this

"I set out to prove that our dragons would never hurt us... what they proved, is that they will always protect us."

"ya!" the dragons cheered

"well, that was eventful" Hiccup said stretching his body

Astrid scoffs "that's an understatement"

"what's gonna happen next" Valka asked

"How To Pick Your Dragon" Param replied

And that's that, like I said before disappearing, if you have any doubts about the lore of the story or any plotholes then please ask in review. Also side note the story has officially reached 100K words, so that's exciting. How many words long do you guys think the story will be by the time it ends. I'd say about 350K minimum, what do you guys think (6097 words btw)