Chapter 27
"GOOD TO SEE YOU CHUMPS MADE IT, AS I SAID YESTERDAY I'M ANKO MITARASHI, AND I WILL BE YOUR INSTRUCTOR FOR TODAY'S EVENT," Anko yelled out as she held a flag that said the sexiest kunoichi, with an arrow pointing down.
I didn't pay her to much mind since i've got the gist of things from the anime, so instead of wasting my time I just cloned myself, activated my kekkei genkai, and used the principle of illusion clones to bend the light around me and wonder off, as I wondered off I couldn't help but notice a small stand next to the area, I was curious about what it is, but then I got closer and remembered that Anko was eating dango's near the forest of death, so I was not surprised, but when I got closer I noticed it sold more than just dango and snacks.
It had the essentials such as rations, tents, fire starters, ropes, and even flare guns, I mean it didn't have any signs telling me what it was but it was clear that its for safety reasons, so I bought one and multiple flares, could come in handy if i'm in trouble.
I then walked back as they just finished messing with some random kid from another village, cause this time Naruto didn't try to fuck around, though the grass woman which i'm pretty sure is Orochimaru still gave Anko her kunai via tongue, it always made me wonder if Anko can do that, cause imagine the tongue action she can give, of tongue play, like wrapping ones dick and kissing them.
But that's enough horny for today, cause right now its due or die.
"So what scroll we got?" I asked them as we lined up to enter our side of the forest.
"We got a heavenly scroll," Sai said, as he looked back at me while holding up the scroll level to his shoulder.
"You remember everyone's scroll?" I asked.
"No, it was given to us in a bag and we pulled it out to see," Tsubaki said.
"I see, so plan fishing isn't it?"
Plan fishing, or plan F – it's a plan to lure in every mindless fool, opportunistic idiots, or risk takers inside the group, we set up traps with Sai's ink art, use my sensor to find there location, and Tsubaki's mastery over throwing arts and reflexes to get first blood, as me and Sai rush in.
This was done as unlike everyone we instantly pulled out our scroll for everyone to see while waited for the gates to open.
"Precisely," Tsubaki said as we walked into the cages that opened up to let us inside.
"So we'll have to walk while Sai finishes up with his art," I said as we watched Sai draw two hords of rats.
"ALRIGHT BRATS!!! THIS IS THE FOREST OF DEATH, YOUR MISSION IS TO GET TO THE CENTER WITHIN A WEEK, YOUR DEATH IS NOT ON OUR HANDS AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, NO OPENING THE SCROLL AND HAVE A PARE WHEN YOU REACH THE TOWER, WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU GET IT AS LONG AS YOU DO!!!," Anko yelled out through a megaphone, after that a loud bang could be heard as a flare was shot out and our cages opened, "NOW GO WILD YOU SHITS!!" Anko yelled out with an echoing laugh.
"Done," Sai said as he opened his scroll sending a flood of rats out.
"Good, Tsubaki and I will have to switch place's for a bit," I said as I stood back.
"What happened?" Tsubaki asked.
"Something happened to me, and its kind of messing with my senses," I said.
"I see, then why don't we go with plan D?" Sai asked.
Plan D, or plan decoy – plan decoy is a standard of ours, its basically me using our clones to scout just ahead of us, though its generally done to bandits and have shown varying success towards fellow shinobi's.
"You know that its not very reliable when used agains other shinobi's right?" I asked Sai.
"You are correct but its better than nothing, additional to that most people would expect us to be running for the finish at this point, so doing so would be beneficial even if its little," Tsubaki said as Sai's rats are on hold.
"Well a plan is a plan," I said as I summoned 6 clones, the other three stick back in the cage to absorb some chakra, and the other set over ahead.
"Whats the extra for?" Sai asked.
"Its to protect our rear, as we follow behind just around 100 feet of them, using the surroundings and chakra concealment to hide ourselves the best we can," I said as both of them nodded and followed my lead.
Walking deeper into the forest of death wasn't as picturesque as one would imagine, while the forest green and the perfectly cut grass for some reason is here there's just one problem, and that is the hordes of monsters that keep jumping at us.
Nashi dodged by leaning his body to the side as he lets his blade glide through a green tiger, as I do Sai slides in from my side as he elbow's a giant ant, perfectly positioning it to cushion Tsubaki's back flip with its head, crushing it and I then threw a dagger strong enough to pass through the eye of the bear that was perusing her leading to to crush a few of the 3 foot tall pack of rats.
"Really lives up to the word forest of death huh?" I asked as I stopped a blue mole with iron like claws from taking a chunk off my calf.
"The carnage or its deadly nature?" Sai asked as he jumped back, dodging my thrown currently head first mole who landed hands first into the had of a oak furred wolf.
"I'm guessing he means both," Tsubaki said as she shoulder checked a boar which pushed it into Sai's tanto that he held in a reverse grip.
We can talk like this due to being constantly exposed to danger, don't get me wrong killing bandits and rogue shinobi cant get you this used to killing and chatting, it's the experience gained from the getting there process, while we tend to take the path that has the least monsters in the path, but its not like you can predict where they are and will be, specially in their own territory.
Plus its not like I knew these things were here, like seriously they didn't show us jack shit about the world of Naruto aside from ninja's and super power ups, the closes things I found that are these beasts are sage animals, and those are probably more advanced than these creatures, and yes even the chakra enhanced ones, and I mean it cause the best they can do is spit out fire balls.
Which I might add is easily disposed by using wind chakra and streaming it out like some sort of fan, plus if I narrow my lips it can become like one of those water knifes that go through so much wind pressure that when it comes out of the nozzle its like a super sharp knife.
"Speaking of both, you think we can sell these for both profit and our time?" I asked as I noticed that the furred animals were softer than I imagined.
"Tougher to," Sai said as he glided his tanto through its fur without cutting.
"Yup, thanks to our usual escapades enhancing kind of became a second nature," Tsubaki said as she to tried to stab one of the bear's fur.
"If we manage to find a chakra beast or something we can probably asked someone to either use its fur so we can get something similar to clothing and use it like the people on demon country, or use its hardened leather like cloud village," I said as I put it in storage.
"I thought hidden stone used the clothing?" Sai asked.
"Well that is true, however the first to use it was demon country due to there surprisingly high number of chakra enhanced species, almost like sand but on a furrier bases," I said as we both know sand has more lizards and reptiles living there, which they used their blood and venom as their main weapon.
"Can we stop, ugh chatting for a bit," Tsubaki said as she struggled to hold then snapped a human sized snake that she twisted the neck off by jerking to the side while holding it by the fangs.
"Tsubaki's right, also the clones seem to face some oppositions," I said as we saw some of the clones getting ambushed by a group of teens, and from the looks if it, it's the rock village, clear by there brown hair and well muscular build, if that wasn't all they wore brown and red primarily with stone jutsu.
Most people think that clones are supposed to be weaker than the original, though that is not true in the slightest as it is stated the clones are a perfect copy, and that includes strength, speed, and techniques, all equal to the original.
But despite all that they are only my clones so they don't have a single skill that Sai an Tsubaki has, they don't have Sai's ruthless style, or forceful nature in a fight, my clones don't slowly break my enemy's open while gently taking the valuables inside, nor does it have Tsubaki's frankly mind boggling flexibility and cat like reflex to utilize it to its fullest, but they have my simple minded nature and skills that can surprise more than it should.
How ever my clone has something they don't, and that is frankly my deep reservoir of tricks. My clones instantly jumped up and disappeared above the tree's, the earth shinobi didn't just stand still as one dug into the earth, the big man got in front of the girl, Tsubaki's clone spread chakra threads to hold them, using her hair to make it look natural and undetectable, and Sai's decided to aim for the one below ground and slammed his palm to the ground sending shockwaves to imbalance them and force the one below to surface with the shock wave.
after the one underground surfaced, Sai used his face as a stepping stool and Tsubaki used the two she had in her threads to slam them head first and giving us a thunk noise, as Sai used the earth shinobi's face as a jump pad and Tsubaki used the big mans stomach as a leap pad, Nashi came down like a meteor and smashed the ground hard enough to make the dirt under them crumble and send the rocks flying at them at high speeds.
"Well that didn't end well," I said as I moved closer as it had popped my clone from using to much chakra and the other two got caught in the shrapnel, getting closer to the small 10 foot wide hole I saw three kids knocked out, one was a girl with black hair and two were men, the other had a rounded appearance while the other had slim and very sneaky look, all of them were knocked out and damaged, it was clear that they were fighting the clones when we spent some time fighting the animals.
"What scroll did they have?" Sai asked.
"Don't know, Sai and I will check the men, Tsubaki check the woman, find out if she's one of those that stick to the cause and hide it inside her vagina or asshole, me and Sai will do the same," I said as we nodded as Sai checked the slim man as I checked the thick man.
As soon as I got closer to the man he suddenly sprung up to counter attack, sadly all he got was a chakra punch to the face that sent shockwaves through his skull knocking him out, and at the same time Sai and Tsubaki smacked there opponents pressure points, we began to do this after a mission where I received a small gift by a poisoned kunai in my shoulder, after that we started making sure there knocked out by smacking them, I don't have the prowess of finesse the two have cultivated under stricken and properly trained teachers, so I just do what I do best, punch them hard enough to knock them out.
After searching them I took things from the body, like explosion tags, some wire's, and kunai, I also found the scroll of heaven in his back pocket which ironically is the opposite of there village, finding the scroll I looked around, Sai was elbow deep inside the mans throat as every pocket was opened, looking behind us I saw Tsubaki two practically stripped the poor girl and was now gently stroking her skin, she was I think older than us by a year or two.
"Tsubaki I suggest you stop molesting the girl, I found the scroll and lets go," I said with a sigh as she looked at me while flicking the girls nipple.
"She's clear, her hymen is intact, and her asshole is tight, no seal on her body, and she's got such bouncy skin I hardly believe she's a stone kunoichi," she said while swirling her finger on her nipple.
"He's clear to, asshole to tight for a scroll, and he has no seals in his pockets and his throat is clear," Sai said as he removed the glove of a man off his hand.
"Good, gather them up in the center, and Tsubaki dress her up," I said as I picked up the giant of a man, placed him in the middle and watched as Sai tossed the small man on top of the rounded man, and Tsubaki now holding a dressed up girl who I cant help but think i've seen her somewhere before, but I digress, now that all of them were here I used a tag array to hide them from the others, because despite the rule that allow's us to kill each other, killing children still leaves a bad taste in my mouth, after that I dropped some monster repellant on them.
The monster repellent stinks like hell and sticks to what ever you put it on for days on end and its super hard to clean, but its better than dying to some random monster, as we left the illusion that I left took place and the crater was no more leaving only a flat land with a deadly stench.
As we dash forward I suddenly raised my fist to signal a stop, Sai and Tsubaki did, I looked to the corner and saw that a few people in yellow spandex and gas masks were writing on the ground, like marking barriers or something.
"Should we attack?" Sai asked as he noticed there not so strong physiques and rather weak chakra signals.
"Hmmm, is there any value?" Tsubaki asked as she narrowed her eyes.
"Not much really, were basically a few meters away from the tower, so simply blitzing through them would be the right move, though we can probably get something if we trade there scroll with someone," I said with a thought.
"Like what? Most genin here are desperate and still young, there are some outliers but that's far to few in between, and aside from the sand siblings, theres only the sound, grass, rock, falls, rain, moon, and soul, aside from those moon and soul seems to be the most interesting, though from what I heard they don't like to part with there knowledge," Tsubaki said as she heard commotions from where the rain shinobi were supposed to be.
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"RUN SASUKE RUN!!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs as he ran at top speeds with Sakura on his shoulders.
"YOU THINK," Sasuke jumped doing a front flip, in the middle of his front flip he tossed 5 kunai's that had explosive tags on them, and then it stuck into the ground, the moment the snake got on top of it it exploded, "I'M DOING NOTHING," he yelled back.
"I KNOW, BUT ISN'T SAKURA OUR RANGE SPECIALIST?" Naruto yelled back as he tossed Sakura to his right as he blocked a human sized snake that came smashing into him, he blocked it with his left hand and spun backwards to change its direction.
"I KNOW, BUT DO YOU THINK SHE CAN DO THAT NOW?" Sasuke asked loudly as Sakura was currently dizzy from being spun around, not to mention she got rammed by one of the smaller snakes knocking her out.
"GOOD POINT, YOU KNOW WHY THAT SNAKE IS AFTER US?" Naruto asked as he pulled out his wooden sword to use it like a giant shield from the snake that he knew could spit acid.
"Don't know, but from that grass ninja i'm guessing she's after our heaven scroll," Sasuke said as he got behind Naruto to his from the acid, he then jumped back first on Naruto's back where he faced the giant snake, one hand sign later he blasted it with a giant fire ball roasting its face and making it back off.
"Your correct," the woman's voice sounded out as she suddenly appeared to Sasuke's right and tried to rush him.
Before the grass ninja could grab a hold of Sasuke, Naruto's foot landed on her temple and with a chakra strike it made her head whip to the left as if she got hit with a cannon ball.
"Thanks for the save Naruto," Sasuke said as he got on his feet.
"No problem," Naruto replied as he got back to back with Sasuke, Sakura was nowhere to be found as she was whisked off by Naruto's clone.
"Finally stopped playing mouse have we?" The grass woman asked as she cracked her neck while two truck sized snakes took stage on each her sides, and another human sized snake curled around her feet and took the position above her head.
"Looks like we knew who was after us," Sasuke said.
"So, you want our scroll? Or are you just a creep?" Naruto asked as he didn't turn around to look at the grass shinobi.
"Oh I can assure the both of you no harm, as long as you follow my commands," she said, her eyes squinting from her smile.
"Fat chance bitch, we ain't doing shit," Naruto said.
"Pity," she frowned, "but I never needed your consent in the first place," she said.
"And we thank you for being stupid," Sasuke said as he pulled down with his arms, as strings around them came to life slicing through the small branches Sasuke stuck them on, and as the strings wrapped all three of them, snakes and snake woman included, Sasuke then bit down on the string.
"My you are quite the talent," she said as seconds later she bursted into flames thanks to Sasuke's fire rushing through his strings burning the woman and the snakes.
"NARUTO," Sasuke yelled out.
"Already on it," Naruto said as a group of Naruto's appeared surrounding the burning woman and writhing snakes on the ground.
"GET A LOAD OF THIS," all the Naruto's said in unison as they encircled the snakes and woman, "UZUMAKI: WAVE CRASH," the Naruto's said as one, as they performed a basic strike all of them simultaneously performed a chakra strike in the air, though unlike the usual it was packed with more chakra than needed, which led to the resulting destruction of a 10 foot radius that the Naruto squad had surrounded.
The destruction wasn't to bad, but the ensuing shockwave and burst of chakra certainly was, from a quick look one could almost say that the area was used as a testing ground for an industrial grinder, as the area was devastated, there was no massive hole saying it was an attack but everything was best to say shredded, aside from the body of the giant snake there was nothing left as the force applied to the area from all direction was surprisingly deadly, one could describe it as being pulled from every direction at once if someone did survive it.
"You think we got her?" Sasuke asked.
"Don't jinx us Sasuke," Naruto said as Sasuke went pale as from there side Sasuke heard a rustle.
"My how peculiar," the woman's voice changed mid way into a more sultry one, one could even say it suddenly matured into a seductress.
"I told you," Naruto said with a sigh as they turned to the side to face a pale woman covered in burns and dislocated limbs, some bone sticking out, and heavily bruised and bleeding, but it wasn't dripping blood, no, it was dripping mud.
"Bravo," a woman's voice said while clapping as the mud clone suddenly melted revealing a black haired woman, she was pale, her eyes were golden and her pupils had a snake like slit, she wore a black yukata with white scales outline, and red flowers following the outlines, her yukata was thigh length, there was a slit for her thigh to be seen sticking out showing that her pale face wasn't only make up, and it was held together by a purple obi sash, "I must say konoha is rather prosperous to have such geniuses in there ranks," she said as she stared hungrily at the two while she licked her lips.
"What do you want from us?" Sasuke said as he brandished two kunai's one held like a sword and the other in a reverse grip.
"My, my," she then blitz Sasuke forcing him to jump back removing his connection with the chakra strings he was forming through his feet, "straight to the point are we," she then tried to strike at Sasuke with clawed fingers but was stopped by Naruto's over sized wooden sword that he coated and reinforced with chakra.
"Answer the, question bitch," Naruto said while straining himself just to block her attack from reaching Sasuke, but before that she jumped back as Sasuke launched a fireball at her, but before she could Naruto used the principles of tree walking to force her hand to stay where Naruto then threw her towards the fire ball.
"My, the more we fight the more I want you," she said as she got engulfed by the fire, but before they could celebrate a giant snake appeared and crashed into Naruto dragging him away, "but sadly I cant handle two at once, i'm to delicate for so much to handle, but one at a time," she then giggled and licked her lips while pressing her ring finger on her blood red lips, "that I can easily handle,"
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"Well shit," I said, not only for the fact that Orochimaru was here but because he was a she in this world, which means either a difference in plan or a change in motivation, but seeing as she wants his sharingan i'm going to guess nothing changed, but I already screwed the plot when some Uchiha still lived and it wasn't only Sasuke, when movie plot lines started, and villains never seen came to life, I mean there were literally monsters that were never mentioned but I could easily chuck that to never been mentioned, but now this could either confirm or fuck it.
"What do we do?" Tsubaki asked, as in the back ground Sasuke was taking hits and trying to give his own.
"That's wanted criminal Orochimaru the snake princess, she's a rogue kage class shinobi, capable of destroying small villages and taking out kage's as she has done to the third kazekage who was rumored to been so strong that he subjugated the first tailed beast and recreated its ability to manipulate sand," Sai said, as behind them fire and lightning was thrown around.
"Se are super dead," I said, while wincing from the strike Sasuke received on his stomach
"Lets leave, we can head to the main building and inform Orochimaru's arrival where they will send reinforcement," Tsubaki said, said as I saw Sasuke practically helpless, he had that look in his eyes that was similar to when he got hospitalized, it made me grit my teeth.
I couldn't fault her logic it was sound, and reasonable, but there was this small piece of my brain that hated her idea, hated it to the point that I gripped my hand hard enough to draw blood, and before she could say anything I handed her the scrolls, "Go," was all I said and they nodded and left.
Both Sai and Tsubaki knew about Naruto and Sasuke, hell I knew Sai did before I told them, how you may ask? Well its for the fact I know Danzo, and this group was his making, a specialized elimination group befitting the title ninja, an assassin or a person that can kill silently without remorse or fear, someone that can break in and steal something without making the slightest of sound and with no one ever knowing something was missing.
I was perfect for that, I could kill without problems even though I gagged at my own dead body, I could steal from someone without caring for there future, I was perfect someone who Danzo did not need to train personally but monitor and specialize my growth, I figured this out after the first mission, it was to test out my parameters, how far i'll go, how much i'll do, and how I would make use of my skills in every situation, and how I would get myself out of one if my skills didn't work, I wasn't blind, I knew why Sai stuck close to me, I knew why he valued my input, I know why he wants to know what i'm thinking, because its to monitor me for Danzo.
I was perfect, except for one thing, there was a difference in everything I did, I didn't know the people nor did I care for them, but these two I did care about, and Danzo knew that, and that's the reason why we had constant missions, he wanted to separate me from my friends, those that attach me to the village, cause Danzo knew if they were ever to disappear I would be gone, and that I would one day die protecting them, and you know what he was right.
Sad to say i'm not on tip top shape due to the procedure that Stein did to me, but it wasn't detrimental since it just gives me a hard time to control chakra, which funny enough was what I needed right now, "I guess buying these was useful," I chuckled to myself as I pulled out a distress flare.
I loaded it and aimed it up, "OI BITCH, OVER HERE!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs while firing the flare, following that a cloud of smoke obscured me, and from the smoke a horde of 20 Nashi's came rushing out, and one of them formed dense chakra cloak around its body.
She was surprised, not because of the audacity of this boy calling her bitch, but at the fact he had something she never heard of that was remotely in the capability of a normal shinobi, "oh my another friend of yours?" She asked Sasuke.
"Nashi run!!" Sasuke said desperately but I didn't listen to him.
Orochimaru had her hand under her chin for a bit, as soon as my clones got close she smiled, "This should do," her smile then turned into a vicious smile as she went to grab the wrist of my clone just to grab nothing, this surprised her for a second which was enough as a clone was directly behind it landing a strong enough punch that made her head turn back like a whip strike, making her let go of Sasuke and to stumble back "I see that the trainer isn't just powerful," she said as she spun around, her long yukata sleeves and hair followed her and making them smacking the majority of the illusionary clones and some of the solid clones.
"PUNCH HER IN THE VAGINA!!! SHOW THIS PERVERT THAT UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!" I yelled out as my clones got the plan and used raw chakra manipulation to make the earth rise to stop her hair and yukata from smacking them.
"Very vulgar but rather resourceful," she said as she positioned her sandals where the earth cracked under her.
"You take things to literally," I said as I focused the chakra coating my body to my hand positioned to stab.
"And you need proper training," she said as she swung her arm and stomped, breaking the ground and pushing back the majority while dispersing the illusion clones "Tsunade was a rather generous teammate, knowing the problems of such a body she offered me a way to subvert such problems," her stomp broke the air and her swing gripped my neck, "next time you want to-," before she could finish a chakra enhanced fist came crashing down on her head from the top.
"Yeah, and next time remember were in a forest," I said as the Nashi she was holding popped.
But I didn't stop there, while she was dazed from the brain injury, I came in for an uppercut making her airborne, I then landed a blow to her chest and stomach, as she floated backwards I grabbed her ankles and slammed her down as hard as I could, seeing something splatter I knew I couldn't stop now, as I slammed her again and and again, she managed to escape, when she landed proceeded to straddle her waist and proceeded to rain down enhanced blows making sure nothing was left.
I couldn't see anything after the first strike seeing as her blood splattered over my eyes, how I knew it was blood? Well it's the fact that it was warm, I continued, on, and on, and on, and on, until I got exhausted, I stopped, as I could feel that she would already be dead, I panted in exhaustion as I didn't know how long I was beating down on her.
"Had fun?"
Those words no matter how playful send shivers down my spine, it didn't help that I felt hot breath near my neck as I felt her bite down, "think of this as my little present for the fun," she said, but before she could pull back I grabbed on her head.
"And this is mine," I said as strings suddenly collided down on there location, the boy she had bitten wasn't even real, as it slowly turned brown and muddy, and before she could escape the strings sliced through him and on her, "sad to say my kekkei genkai isn't fit for fighting," I said while walking out behind a tree, "so I had to get creative,"
"You are far more interesting than those two," she said while being strung up off the ground with shinobi wires covered in paper tags.
"Funny, you knew I taught them but it seems like you had no knowledge of my skills," I asked the snake woman.
"Its rather obvious really, bloodline or not shinobi's that come from a civilian background always have minds that a shinobi born person could not have, plans and idea's born from fantasy like nature of stories, so while your idea's were new it always never comes true, but I guess I was the fool this time," she then smiled, "if I was ever here," her body then began to turn into snakes, the snakes dropped off one by one only leaving her smile.
"Hmm, you must think me a fool," I said as it was my turn to smile, "my strings run further than you think," I said as everything lit up, it wasn't just where I was, since behind the tree's hundreds of tags could be seen further from me, "I always think ahead," I said as I then began to glow, I then smiled as everything around us exploded.
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Somewhere far away the shockwave of the explosion happened, "What was that?" Naruto asked.
"Don't know just keep running," I said as I didn't look back seeing as I got the knowledge from my clones, I wasn't a fool to think I could ever take on a kage level shinobi, I maybe reckless and a fool, but i'm not suicidal enough to rush head first at it.
"How's the girl? Also you feeling good kid? You took a pretty tough beating," Tsubaki asked Naruto as he did take all of her blow's, because unknowingly to her Sasuke and Naruto switched places before she reformed and clapped, dramatic entrances tend to do that, along with Nashi's training of smokeless clones it was a perfect switch, Sasuke took Sakura, and Naruto along with clone pretend.
"I'm good, this asshole has done worse," Naruto said as he pointed his thumb at Nashi.
"How strong they've grown, is this how a parent feels," I ignored his insult and made an action to remove the non existent tear from my eye.
"Oh shut up," Naruto said to Nashi.
"By the way you got the earth scroll from that guy right," I asked Sasuke.
"Yes, I happen to pass by his knocked out body from the snake attack, I pilfered it before I left," Sasuke said as he held out his heaven and earth scroll.
"Good, we need to get to the tower fast, I don't know if they know about what the distress flare was but i'm rather confident that they will investigate the explosion seeing as it was right after the distress signal," I said.
"Man only a day in and we already got the scrolls needed, Shikamaru would be jealous," Naruto said with a shit eating smile.
"Bet he wouldn't like how we got these though seeing as we almost died just to get these," Sasuke said as he could still feel the fear when he was fleeing, which made him run faster.
"Lets just rub it to everyone's face," I said laughing.
"Can we reminisce later? Scary kage class shinobi on our heels," Tsubaki said and we just nodded, "Nashi, mush," she said confusing everyone except Sai and me, I just sighed as three clones appeared, Tsubaki and Sai jumping on the back of one each, and so did I.
"Don't look at me, you know how to use this," I said to both of them as the clones dashed and they both followed.
"What an interesting young man, and a kekkei genkai I never seen, heard, or read about, oh I wonder if I had tried a little bit, would I have been able to acquire him," she then touched her womb where his gut punch landed, "Oh how I wonder how far i'll go with his body," she said as she left after hearing the leaf shinobi gathering.
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Chapter end.
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So… how was Orochimama taken, well hopefully, and before you ask or flame me for thinking with my dick, it wasn't me, it was the great wheel of fortune, I mean I already got the idea from my previous iteration but honestly I didn't know I would get Orochimaru as one of them, it was only 5 characters, last time it was nagato, jiraya, hidan, raikage, and tobi, honestly it would have been hilarious to wright jiraya and raikage as a woman but sadly I didn't get them this time, also yea most of the plot is chosen at random.
Nashi had 5 routes, one was the runaway, hidden shinobi via civilian life, joining one of the already made numbers, just kill a rando and have a full oc team, root route, and edgy route, all of them aren't fun but would be funny.
Runaway would mostly be world building.
Hidden would make the village super weapons.
Already joined number would just probably kill them off.
Root would be similar to this but no squad Zero.
Edgy would have been just Nashi killing people and joining the akatsuki.
Anyways thanks for reading, and as always kick my ass if I have some miss information, tell me for some mistakes, and if you critique me at least give some good information.
Anyways have a good rest of your, day, noon, or night, fish out.
Question of the day: who do you think is the other genderbent characters?
