Chapter 2: ALL STAR BRAWL

Hey guys, this second chapter was requested by BAY. I wasn't gonna do another chapter of this but I just finished my second major Avatar fanfic 'AZULA and ZUKO' and I thought I'd release this along with it, and yeah I had a lot of fun revisiting it. Please Enjoy the Show!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's everyone's eighth favorite event of the year. I'm Chet Ubetcha coming to you live from the beautiful new Nickelodeon All Stars arena, where we find out who is the best and strongest cartoon in our pantheon" Chet Ubetcha's voice was broadcasted over the gym "after the horrible fire caused by last years brawl our government did its best to give us an astonishing replacement. So buy your tickets early, we may or may not have some very high interest loans to pay off"

"HOORAH" Raph the ninja turtle shouted as he continued working out

Aang also rode the motivation for all star brawl 2010 as he continued doing russian twists "Come on buddy, do more, I want to see you sweating" Sokka coached

Aang finally collapsed "ok can we move on to… calorie supplementing" Aang sad desperately wanting food

"Of course not, we need you in peak human condition if your gonna do well in the brawl, every year-"

"Sokka I really don't need to hear this again?"

"We do so well and get so far-"

"And I guess I'm hearing it-"

"We soak up the praise as we get to the finals, until we get absolutely destroyed by… That Guy!" Sokka said pointing at Zim with his robots and fellow aliens "Oh just once I want to beat him so Badly!"

"You're right Sokka, we had the better show and now it's finally time to show that we are the superior fighters" Aang said right before starting to do push-ups, they needed a win to show that even after two years of the show being over they were not out of the game yet

Katara and Azula burst in and ran straight to Aang and Sokka before the two of them started doing push ups beside Aang

"THAT'S A GOOD IDEA" Sokka said before he also started to do push ups as well "We're with you Aang, we're all in this together"

"Thanks guys but I'm the strongest and the only one fighting, you don't have to overexert yourselves too" Aang said trying to spare his friends from the pain of the game.

"Hmm, I guess you're right Aang" Katara said rolling her eyes

"Unless of course the game rules change like….." Azula said, keeping her eyes on the TV, as Chet Ubetcha was handed an envelope "..That!"

"This just in, Breaking News…. Courage the Cowardly dog and Dora the Explorer just got engaged, what a day for toons, I hope it will last" Chet Ubetcha said before signing off

"Oh… we were kinda counting on them covering-" Katara said before shaking her head "The rules changed, they increased the allotted players from each from one to three" Katara said excited "we'll be in the games with you"

"What.. I mean that's great but why would they do that" Aang said as the three of them just started laying on the floor

"Oh it helps to have friends with deep pockets" Azula said in a cunning way

"Hello friends" Spongebob and Patrick said as they walked to the three friends laying on the floor, the tops of their heads barely reaching Aang's nose. "We need you to win this brawl and put Zim in his place"

"Why do you care?" Aang asked

Spongebob had a PTSD FLASHBACK to everytime ZIm beat him with little ease "hmm, I just prefer your show"

"We also paid them off to allow gambling and sponsors, now you can get more health if they buy it for you, you can thank your two friends for the idea" Patrick explained as he ate a jar of mayonnaise

"Thanks guys"

"WAIT!" Sokka stopped all momentum "is Dora eighteen?" he said concerned

"No but neither is Courage"

"But he's in dog years, he needs to be in prison"

"Can we get back on topic" Aang enforced

"Oh you guys heard the news" Zuko and Suki said as they walked up "they actually asked us to fight in the brawl because we're more marketable, but we were smart enough not to"

"Oh please the three of us will dominate the brawl and bring glory To Avatar The Last Airbender, WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!" Azula declared

"That's some good energy, use that in the brawl" Sokka encouraged

"Ok we'll still have to work super hard if we're facing three times the enemies" Aang said inspiring his troops

"Oh thew, Courage and Dora just called off their engagement" Sokka said as he checked his phone

"They were engaged, he should be in prison" Zuko interjected

"Wha, he's not eighteen" Suki counterpointed

"HE'S IN DOG YEARS"


Several weeks went by as they trained for success. Days of cardio, bending against cinder blocks, Zuko and Suki trash talking them to build tolerance, weightlifting, jogging with a pole and two buckets of water, and instant protein shake…that was the worst part.

The day finally came and after Sokka's unorthodox but effective training they were ready to get moving. As with every year Avatar was on the left bracket and Zim was on the right, so if they do well then they'll meet in the end. With the new rules in place there were now three times the fights.

"WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE 2010 NICKELODEON ALL STAR BRAWL" Chet Ubetcha cheered in front of the stadium "for us toons it's the one and only recreational sport besides entertaining live action children. Today we'll see our greatest protagonists duke it out in the arena, live music, and a secret fi- ugh secret santa…six months early…in the upper floors, Let's enjoy the show" he said to the cheers of thousands of cartoon characters

The first rounds they had to worry about were Aang vs Otis, Katara vs B.O.B, and Azula vs Tucker. "Who's Tucker?"

"Danny Phantom's powerless comic relief friend"

"Perfect" Azula said getting an easy fight "What about you Sponge" she asked as they were announcing the right bracket

"I'll be fine as long as I don't get-"

"SPONGEBOB VS INVADER ZIM"

"-Barnacles" Spongebob said as he went to his fight…. And got beaten to a pulp after seven seconds, a new brawl record.

Spongebob laid on the arena grounds beaten, defeated, and shamed once more. Zim approached him and picked him up

"FINISH HIM" the speakers announced similar to mortal kombat

Zim toyed with Spongebob all the way to his final move "come on now, hippity hop, all the way to the Spongy Shredder" he said bringing Spongebob to his weapon as everyone could only watch in terror

"Oh no Not The SPONGY SHREDDED" Spongebob cried in terror as he was thrown into the shredder, got shredded, and reformed himself before getting kicked out of the field

Aang successfully beat Otis as always, Katara froze CatDog, and Azula took the longest out of all of them to defeat Tucker. They'd end up reminding her every week until Legend of Korra got announced.

Azula's next fight was against some guy named Gerald "alright I am not holding back against another sidekick, I will shame him and his ancestors"

4 Seconds Later

"WE NEED MORE ALOE" "HIS THROAT IS SHRIVELING KEEP IT OPEN" paramedics said as they dragged Gerald's burned body into an ambulance…. While Azula was pushed into a cop car

"We all signed waivers I swear, let me go I have a brawl to win I can't go to jail now-" Azula said as she was forced in and driven to the police station

"Great we lost one of our fighters 2 rounds in, we need to be more careful and play completely straight" Katara urged

"Agreed" Sokka coached


"There's no way we can win playing straight" Sokka urged Zuko and Suki, keeping their conversation secret in the locker rooms "so if you want to help us win, you'll find us something we can spin as dirt on the Invader Zim team and get them disqualified" he said handing them an old film camera "you remember ten years ago when Ren got caught handing out cocaine sticks to the fans and got disqualified"

"Won't that ruin their careers" Zuko wisely pointed out

"Course not, he'll get some hate from the fans, publicly apologize on twitter, and in a year and a half later they'll be back" Sokka explained

"Sokka, my phone has a way better camera then this" Suki pointed out

"It fits the tone" Sokka said hoping to make the mission more fun

And so Zuko and Suki snuck close to the previous winners lounge, which of course had been Zim's for several years. Zuko went up and pushed the door "well we're screwed"

"Did you try that actual doorknob?" Suki said sarcastically

"Ugh you're killllling me" Zuko moaned as he messed with the handle "locked"

Suki looked around for any other solution "aha" she said referring to an air vent.

Zuko gave her a boost. They would have created some kind of distraction but everyone around them seemed pretty invested in Zim fighting the fairly odd parents. Suki made it into the vent and after some time she opened the door from the otherside. There wasn't anyone inside however, but their stuff was. Maybe they had some incriminating evidence stashed somewhere in the lounge.

"Alright we need to be stealthy, like we were never here" Suki instructed. About thirty minutes after that they had already ripped most of the lounge apart "OH THERE'S NOTHING HERE!" she screamed. Seriously these cartoon aliens were somewhat famous four years ago and have nothing that could incriminate them. What are the odds of that?

"Seriously, I swear you're constantly looking for reasons to cancel people" someone said outside

Zuko and Suki exchanged glances before running under the flipped couch. They entered the room recognizing their voices as Zim brawl crew Dib and Gaz

"Maybe sometimes but he is in dog year it is-"

They stopped in their tracks seeing what a mess the place was….."I told GIR not to bring girls here anymore," Gaz said nonchalantly before moving on.

"Anyways back to winning this thing, will this stuff be enough?" Dib said intriguing Zuko and Suki. Zuko squirmed forward to see what they were doing and had his camera ready.

"It should," Gaz said, pulling out a bottle of orange pills. Zuko snapped a picture of them. "they're also insanely flammable so no smoking" Gaz said taking Dib's cigar

"Shouldn't we have gotten them to him early this year, there are some tough new opponents…like deadly penguins and some secret agent dog" Dib said nervous "he might need the strength"

Steroids! A clear violation of brawl rules…this year? He's been cheating this whole time!

Gaz turned on a monitor to see the brawl standings. Katara was out of the brawl; she got beaten by the Mighty B, come on Katara really. Aang was still in the brawl and was scheduled to fight Zim in the big finale.

"Looks fine to me, he should be finished with the returning champ interview or whatever it's called so he'll be here soon" Gaz said before taking Dib to the mini bar the corner

Zuko and Suki could've left right there but if they went through with this Zim would get disqualified after the fight, they needed to act now. Suki stealthily approached the table and reached for the steroids

"HEY!" Dib screamed

Zuko leaped out from his hiding place to help Suki who got her fans out

"SOMEONE ATE MY JUNIOR MINTS!" Dib specified not noticing what happened behind them

Zuko and Suki calmed down now that they had the steroids, and tiptoed toward the door. Suki reached in her pocket and offered him some junior mints, and he ate one.

"WHO MADE THAT CRUNCHING NOISE?!" Dib shouted turning to see them

Suki and Zuko ran out of the lounge and into the hall, knocking Zim to the ground on their way out. Gaz ran out "STOP THEM, THEY HAVE OUR STEROIDS" Gaz screamed before covering her mouth in regret.

They chased after them anyway all the way past the arena where Aang was waiting to fight and Chet was waiting to introduce them.

"Zim" Chet called

"I'd like to use my allotted time out" he said, continuing to chase them. Chet stayed put but Aang, Sokka, and Katara chased after them; Spongebob and Patrick followed much slower.

"Ugh guys do we have any commercials ready?" Chet asked

The Gaang chased them all the way to the locker room where Zim was ripping Suki's hair out while Zuko was cautious to firebend at risk of burning her as well as the apparently flammable steroids.

Right before Zim could get a steroid pill in his mouth Aang airbended them into the back wall causing them to crash and the steroid pills to all fall down a drainage vent.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Zim shrieked

"HA, try cheating now" Zuko cheered

"Cheating?" Sokka furiously questioned

"I don't need any help, I'll still take you down you sons of-"


In the lower levels of the stadium, two boys were working their high ranking intern positions to make sure none of the press knew about the brawl's big finale before it happened.

"Argggg" Sheen and Carl said as they got the last box inside

"No one will ever think to look here" Sheen said as they left all the fireworks for the secret display after the brawl in the boiler room

After they left with the door wide open and the boiler repeatedly shooting off steam hot enough to ignite gas with several boxes of easily ignited fireworks next to it, they were fairly confident nothing would go wrong. there was an irritating rattle coming from the broken pipe, that lead up to the locker room, on the ceiling as the steroid pills poured out and fell towards the boiler


Waaaaahhhhhhhhh the fire truck blasted as the stadium was set ablaze and all the cartoons were being evacuated.

"NO PLEASE, THOSE WEREN'T MY STEROIDS" Zim desperately pleaded as he was being dragged to a cop car "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE A BRAWL TO WIN I CAN'T GO TO JAIL NOW" he pleaded as he was shoved into a cop car and sent to the police station

Meanwhile Azula had just returned with a court ordered community service tracker. She pushed through all the chaos until she found her brother and friends waiting by their van, tired and distressed "so did we win?"

"No" Sokka said before returning to sobbing into Suki's hair

After a couple hours of Sokka crying and helping people recover from the fire they all got into the van and prepared to drive off. After a car ride of silence and disappointment Katara broke the silence "hey everything's not so bad, I mean we.. we still got the premiere of our movie with live action kids next month" Katara said with a giant fake smile "huh"

"Yeah I mean that's something to look forward too right" Aang said joining in


1 Month Later

All seven of them left the theater after the credits finally rolled and they had the audacity to call it book 1.

"This is a terrible start to the new decade" Katara said disappointed

"You said it sister"

Hey guys, thank you for reading. I originally wrote this thinking it was gonna be just a one time joke but I think I'll post a new chapter if I ever do a big Avatar story, like a nice cherry on top of a sundae. Thank you for reading, and Please Review!