Pretty Fighter! (Precure Xover, DBZGamer!SI!Misumi Ryouta)

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Koizumi Gakuen. This name may not means much to anyone that lacks a deep perspective on the specific magical girl genre of anime and manga but...

It is a big name as it is the place where the first two seasons of Pretty Cure happen. Sounds relevant now? I didn't even get started. After all, I need to explain why I am speaking up about this sort of stuff. Why would I need to bring something so irrelevant-

I am in it. I died in a car crash, and I was reborn from 'day one' as Misumi Ryouta. I was Cure Black's little brother and...

This meant very little to me in the big picture. After all I was a side character that barely had any connection to the story. Hell, I didn't even change much in regard to my 'canon' attitude of being a little shit to my sister. Then again, Nagisa-nee deserved being prodded around with how much of a tomboy she could be.

I had nothing against tomboys, but I sure liked to stir the hornet nest when it was feasible and when I could dodge any punishment. I would say I have roughly a 65% chance of dodging Nagisa's infamous 'Cobra Twist' move - speaking of that, I am still regretting the fact she developed this after I told her about wrestling.

Now, with this introduction, I understand a big question would flare up to my attention: Why? What's the point of this story being important and... trust me, I would have loved to not have anything to do with this show.

After all, shit goes crazy and I didn't have anything special to act as cover for my ass. I didn't have any plot armor. I didn't have any power or plot armor. I was just a kid and that was the case even as my sister became Cure Black.

I noticed almost instantly as she started to 'talk alone' in her room, and I have seen Mepple by her phone so I knew the first season had begun and I was still quite fine. Then a week went by most calmly and-

DING!

The noise of a tiny bell being rung got my attention while I was keeping attention to a lecture in class and-

A blue window appeared in front of me.

Congratulations! You are the Gamer - Martial Arts Edition!

Name: Misumi Ryouta
Age: 10
Race: Saiyan
Power Level: 10 (Normal); 500 (Full-Power)
HP (Health Points): 100/100
KP (Ki Points): 100/100
BP (Burst Points): 0/100
STR (Strength): 5
STA (Stamina): 5
POW (Power): 5
KCT (Ki Control): 5

...No. That's not- it can't be possible.

Another window appeared, then another.

Yes it is! Dear Gamer, you have been assigned to take care of some dimensional disturbances.

WHY!?

Because your arrival caused anomalies within the timeline.

That's... that's so bullshit! The Precure universe is filled with so many anomalies- HOW?!

Different Dimensions, and you are the adult of the situation.

I want to be the kid of the situation!

And yet I was denied this much. As school ended, I considered what the stats meant.

I mean 'Martial Arts' can mean so much, but the presence of Ki and Power Levels meant that it was based on... Dragon Ball? If that was the case, then it meant I was going to face some strong foes and- AND 500 IS BARELY A NUMBER IN THAT REALM OF MONSTERS!

Gritting my teeth at the news as I marched back home, I found myself noticing a new warning window appear in front of me, and I stopped to read it.

Warning! Tutorial Dungeon has been unlocked!

I frowned as a portal opened in front of me and I looked around to see if anyone was seeing this shit.

...

Nope, just me. How convenient!

"Can I skip the tutorial?"

Nope, you dingus!

"Fuck."

Bowing my head in defeat, I marched up to the portal and glared at it. It had this sort of rainbow wormhole that truly reminded me of one of those in Xenoverse 2 so... I jumped through and I was engulfed by pure darkness.

It took roughly a full minute for everything to suddenly get brighter and show where I ended up - a sandy beach. And I was wearing the Kame school orange gi. I gave my reflection a quick check by the nearby water and I realized I looked like a mini-Goku.

A new window appeared and I took my sweet time reading it.

Welcome to the tutorial dungeon. Right now you are in a virtual space created solely to allow you to get you accustomed to your new abilities. Let's start with the basic movements.

A few orders were soon relayed and it was all about moving around, jumping and... flying. The first two things were easy to accomplish, but I noticed how light my body felt compared to usual. And then, when it came to flying, I thought on how they did it in the show. A matter of focus, of will power and ki control.

It took a few tries, but I managed to lift myself from the ground and bolt around in burst of ki-powered flights. It was awesome... and yet this wasn't the point of the tutorial.

Not when I was given a fucking jumpscares in the form of a ugly-looking saibamen appearing in front of me. Many would not feel that threatened by those low-level entities, but it is also fair to say I have two views of those monsters: the first is the classic 'they are weakling that can explode' so just blast them to death from a safe distance; the other was one that DBZ the Breakers engraved in my skull when it came to play civilian and not having much of a mean to defend myself against those unless I wasted transformations.

So yes, having lived for many years as a normal kid, the sudden appearance of a Saibamen was scary as fuck. I took a fighty stance out of instinct, and I glanced at the few words over the monster's head.

Saibaman

PL: 500

It wasn't moving much, eyeing me with sadistic glee as a new window appeared in front of me.

This shall be the testing ground for your combat abilities. Understand that there are no levels, and each fight will allow you to progress your Stats to the point of improving your might. In this regard, STR and STA shall improve your HP, while POW and KCT shall improve your KP. Likewise, all points shall ultimately add to your Power Level.

"Is there a point about having a Power Level data beyond pure memery as it's kind of 'worthless'?"

Obviously! Your PL shall allow you to unlock new versions of your Special Attacks. The Higher the PL, the more powerful each attack will get.

"Neat. So... what Special Attack do I have?"

It's not time for that yet! First, get accustomed using your regular physical attacks and your most important and basic form of ki aggression: Basic Ki Blasts!

I rolled my eyes at that, wanting to get through with the tutorial at once, but I did comply with this step. The Saibaman screeched as I started to beat the fuck out of it with ruthless precision and 'natural understanding' of what attacks to use - it felt like my body was already familiar with this.

Ding! Stats updated!

Power Level: 550 (Full-Power)

HP: 150/150
STR: 6
STA: 6

That should be enough for physical stuff, so I switched up to Ki blasts and I learned that there were two forms of Basic Ki Blasts, the normal blast which drained 1 KP and a charged up attack that drained 5 KP and dealt twice the damage.

Once again, I was rewarded for my constant efforts with more updates.

Ding! Stats updated!

Power Level: 600 (Full-Power)

KP: 150/150
POW: 6
KCT: 6

That looks quite good and-

Congratulation for getting a first glimpse into your potential! Now, let's get a spar started.

Wait, I am not even-

Without much of a warning, the Saibaman snapped into action and kicked me away.

-17!

HP: 133/150

"Give me a break!" I snapped, growling at the giggling fiend as a new window appeared in a rather distracting manner as the bastard didn't stop attacking me as I started to block his strikes.

Now that you have a grasp of the basics, you can now use the first of many Super Attacks: the Kamehameha!

Neat! Now I need to get myself some distance!

Which proved to be tougher than I would have liked, and I ended up also improving my stats some more before getting within the right spot.

Ding! Stats updated!

Power Level: 700 (Full-Power)
HP: 187/200

KP: 173/200

STR: 7
STA: 7
POW: 7
KCT: 7

"Okay, let's get this one done right!" I muttered as I took the right stance to charge up the attack.

The Saibaman roared angrily as he flew towards me with maximum speed and... got blasted by a beam of blue light. The good news is that I don't need to voice out the attack's name to use it, but I still took it upon myself to think about it to not lose focus.

The attack exploded on the foe, detonating his entire body and ending the battle altogether. I found myself a bit 'drained' by the entire experience, and I realized that the Kamehameha had a 100KP cost to be used in this basic version. It was close to the late Classic DB and it lacked the same 'bite' as the ever-evolving DBZ version.

DING! You beat the Tutorial Boss!
Ding! Stats updated!
Power Level: 800 (Full-Power)
HP: 187/250
KP: 173/250
STR: 8
STA: 8
POW: 8
KCT: 8

Amazing! You managed to complete the main portion of the tutorial. Before I let you go, I have one last thing to bring up to your attention: Burst Points or BP are a form of 'meta-battle' stat which persists through battles. Once maxed up, you can unleash your 'Burst Limit' and double your stats for the duration of a minute. The more you train, the more this bar may be extended and its duration expanded to last for more.

"...Are we done?"

Yup! And you will be notified for your first mission and beyond, ciao!

As the last window disappeared, I was caught in pure blinding light and... brought back to the point where I had left the world, as if time had not passed for just a moment. If that was the case for all of those 'missions', then I guess things were not going to be as troubling as I expected those to be.

I just had one plan for the day: get at home, get myself a warm bath, deal with the homework and... get dinner before going to sleep. Man, even normality can be some complicated.

Yawning, I finally got home and... "I am home!"

No answer. And for a moment I thought that Nagisa was out either doing lacrosse practice or doing precure stuff. Anyway, I happily waltzed towards the bathroom, reached for the half-open door and... I froze up as I found myself in a very anime and very bad situation.

Finishing sipping from a tiny bottle of milk (as she thought it would do much to her flat chest), Nagisa turned to look at me with a hint of surprise that morphed into shock. After all, she was standing there naked with a towel around her shoulders.

I paused just for a moment, then turned around, closed the door and-

"W-Where do you think of going, brat!?"

"H-How should I have known you don't close the bathroom door when you use it!?"

I bolted for my room, barricading myself as the airheaded tomboy just thought it smart to rush at me to enforce the Cobra Twist while in the nude.

"AND GET SOME CLOTHES, BAKA-NEE!"

Today truly was not my day... and yet this was just the beginning of my horrible adventures.


AN

No one expect the Precure-magnet Shota to become a gamer. Then again, the Shota doesn't know he is about to attract a lot of Precures by being merely a being of common sense.

STATS

Name: Misumi Ryouta
Age: 10
Race: Saiyan
Power Level: 10 (Normal); 800 (Full-Power)
HP: 250 / 250
KP: 250/250
BP: 0/100
STR: 8
STA: 8
POW: 8
KCT: 8