A Confused Ork's WAAAGH 3 - or 'Ork iz not Lood, Dose Orcz ar feek onez!' (40k x Taimaninverse/Lilith-soft)
EDIT: This chapter was commissioned/requested on .
Love is a fickle thing for immortal. And yet this logical sentence faltered for Edwin Black when he first made the acquaintance of Shinganji Kaede.
He first met her through her brother, Shinganji Sakyo, as the two had been working to develop an organization that would work together with some cliques of Gosha Village to produce a new status quo between humans and demons. The woman was beautiful, but it wasn't the trait that had truly ensnared Edwin to such a charismatic Taimanin. Some would say it was kindness, but Edwin knew better as he had made the mistake of indulging one time with her desire driven by drunk interest to 'copulate with a blood sucker'.
The Demon Lord thought he had the advantage for age and experience, but the way she earnestly took charge of the several hours of mind-boggling sex was enough to remind Edwin of one thing- stress is dreadful when he gives such a sexual monster the means to wreck him from time to time.
As much as she found her earnest desire somewhat threatening to his manhood, Edwin found her romantic self to be particularly endearing. Sex was good, the woman was nice and quite ambitious in her own way, and their plans aligned for the creation of a new status quo where humans and demons could coexist.
It was ideal for him to settle for such a gorgeous and pleasant woman. He could technically have other demonesses, but Edwin found this particular Taimanin of his liking. Even more when she just asked him out of job-related chores in times where he didn't have an excuse to dodge those.
Specifically through dates.
This would be their fourth date together, and yet it would be the first one where he got the chance to meet the rumored 'best friend' of his future wife if things go as well as they did earlier on: Cheri. Something akin to an orc, but different. Not just with minor appearance-related situation such as a different reproductive method that saw the 'Ork' lack a phallus, but also because Edwin and any respectable demon with enough wits could perceive the oddity within this 'Cheri'.
The Ork was actually far stronger than normal orcs, enough to leave poor Ingrid, his loyal Hellknight and current bodyguard, worried about this individual. Edwin wasn't concerned for two reasons: 1) Kaede made it clear that Cheri was incredibly loyal to her and not Gosha, thus making him as the most faithful assistant in times like this and 2) Black could technically wreck him if he tried to be annoyed.
Beyond the broken accent he relied upon, this Ork was actually not worthy of concern as he seemed to know how to behave while also holding a sense of innocent interest for the place they picked before their dinner together. As a romantic individual himself, Edwin had set a plan before going through dinner, taking Kaede to explore the urban scenery of the small city in Europe they were visiting.
A lovely place for sure, and one considered a neutral hub for humans and demons alike, turning this in a date-friendly area for their trips around the world. And the plan was going as intended. He bought her some roses, a nice necklace and took her to the local aquarium. Cheri and Ingrid kept nearby while also avoiding being too present, maintaining a mostly low-profile through the entire tour.
Still, as they arrived to a restaurant, Edwin couldn't help but see that Ingrid looked mildly murderous and... he felt compelled to do something about it.
"I believe it's best that you two enjoy the rest of the evening on your own. We can handle the rest of the night."
Kaede nodded in agreement, the girl naive but hardly foolish as she could see the irritation growing within the pink-haired woman.
"It's alright, Cheri. Edwin will protect me."
"Okay, Kaddy. But you call if he doze dum' crap."
She giggled, and patted him on the chest playfully. And after that, the night was theirs. Or rather, Kaede's as she was quick to show him the joys of the Amazon Press much to Edwin's immense chagrin and secret pleasure once they were back to their room for that day.
What Edwin Black didn't expect was for something interesting to happen between his Hellknight and Kaede's peculiar Ork as the two kept together for the rest of the night.
-d-d-d-d-
It was morning, and panic erupted within Ingrid as her memory failed to give her any reason on why she was sleeping on her bed without any clothes on, and why the Ork she tried to trick into doing something nasty with her was currently snoring on one of the corners of the room.
Dread and horror manifested before she checked herself and could say she didn't have sex the previous night. Her memory slowly coming through the cracks of her hangover, revealing how that previous night had gone by. Ingrid had been pissed- her boss was just going out with a 'cute' taimanin when a demonic noble should keep by demonic women.
Maybe it was one of those bad 'ism', maybe it was jealousy- what Ingrid knew in her bout of irritation as she was told to just leave her charge alone with that woman that she didn't deserve this. Ingrid was just pushed aside as Lord Black had noticed her reaction.
It was her fault for sure, she should have not shown him how opposed she was to such relationship, but it was difficult. And it didn't make it any better that she could tell the huge moron she stuck around for the remaining hours of yesterday was supportive of 'his Kaddy' being in love.
The Hellknight was bitter, angry, and prone to need booze. There was an onsen in this city despite it being in Europe, and she thought of a most evil plan to clap back at that foolish taimanin and her antics. She would try and seduce the strange 'Ork'. As she felt the haze of the migraine leaving her mind, Ingrid remembered how amused the demon female clerk was at realizing that Cheri was without a proper reproductive system akin to normal humanoids.
The lack of that pretty much made him seem as an agender entity thus one that could follow her into the onsen without any issue. Women and girls alike rushed to check such an anomaly, and while Ingrid felt a bit upsetted by the burned opportunity, she couldn't help but have fun seeing the Ork struggling to keep his sanity when so many women were pressing against him, uncaring of their precarious positions and being awed by his lack of reaction beyond the feeling of being overwhelmed all at once.
It was amusing, and the booze made her tipsy enough to forget why she was angry. She was soon ready to fall asleep as she was done cleaning up, yet she dozed off before she could dress up. Then the next memory was waking up and... Ingrid had many awkward questions.
"You- You carried me while I was naked?!"
"Blanket. Clerk said you silly drunk, so I bring you there in blanket."
A towel more like, but Ingrid restrained from making that correction, just relieved she had been covered just enough to avoid herself being exposed to half this city during the trip back to the hotel room.
"My clothes? What happened to those?"
"Bag."
A bag that wasn't hers. Ingrid still checked it and was relieved to find most of the clothes there.
Her panties were missing, and she would have to exact justice on the cheeky succubus clerk.
But for now the Hellknight was more relieved she hadn't been taken advantage of while she was asleep and that she didn't do anything bad towards the ork that kept an eye on her due to booze and bad feelings. She felt bad now that she could think on this situation more rationally and less emotionally.
Ingrid would have done something unpleasant in terms of chivalrous behavior and... she had to seek forgiveness for her actions.
"Cheri?"
The Ork perked up again, paying attention to the pinkette.
"You said you like to fight. Would you... accompany me for some morning sparring?"
The towering green giant smiled like a little kid, almost reminding Ingrid of her niece Dolores whenever the shut-in girl would get the newest game around for any celebration. Adorable, but weird.
Still, she had to say that beyond being relatively nice, the Ork was also strong, giving her trouble through the entire spar and making her sweat a fair bit.
Maybe, just maybe, keeping around this jolly green thing to avoid issues may be the best option she got during these dates...
AN
Next time... Kaddy is preggers!
