Comic based Chapter! I know, right? Also there might be a retcon concerning Draxum's chosen name for Lizzie because I'm worried I already mentioned it. And I don't think Matilda of Flanders is an actual conqueror. It's interesting that all the female ones are more obscure or that part of their rule isn't mentioned.


I own nothing Except the stuff I made up!


The Turtles and the Hair!

People had gathered in his pet shop. Harvey Hokum, had a feeling about today. Something was going to change! He put the best foot forward in his scams. So far though it had been more of the same. As he haggled with an old man in a polo shirt. Hair completely gone from his head. Who was glaring at Harvey who had a nerdy limber frame. With large square glasses. With thick rims on the top. Overalls to go with his carrot shirt. And a brown beard with some whiskers across his top lip that sat on top of a large pair of buck teeth. And a Man-bun and some piercings in his ears to top it off.

"Well, you're in luck my man! This is actually a rare three horned Jackelope." Harvey said showing a Rabbit with antlers and a fake unicorn horn stuck to its head. "From the Farthest Corners of the Adirondacks!" the man hummed looking closely at it. Only for one of the antlers to fall off its head. "Uhh rare two horned Jackelope from the-"

The bell rang, getting their attention. The man yelped. And left the store immediately as a tall limber looking black gangster with a black vest, white shirt and jeans entered the room. His Afro bouncing a bit as he looked around. Harvey watched as he reached into the tank and began plucking hairs from some of his rabbits. While his companion a Red-haired man with lots of Tattoos. And a white shirt pluck a few hairs from a tarantula.

"Stealing fur and feathers is far beneath my skills!" The Black thug hissed as the other one two, his surprise pulled out a goldfish and swallowed it whole.

"Yeah, but if we don't do it. He'll make sure we're beneath dirt you know that." Raptor replied. They then headed. Out as Harvey followed and to his shock, he saw the red head turn into a large Eagle and take off flying.

Harvey smiled. "Now that's an exotic Pet right there!" he muttered, getting into his car and following the creature all the way to the World Trade Center. Despite it being closed the bird walked inside. Harvey did the same. The Door wasn't locked much to his surprise. But what he did see were a few more creatures.

A Cheetah with an afro. A Bat who flew up a couple of floors. As well as several strange insectoid-looking silver creatures running around with carts of food and other things.

"Whoa Brah, just whoa!" Harvey gasped.

X X X

Raph reared back a power punch and went full force. Tiger Claw grabbed it and skidded back a little. After which they began trading blows no Ninpo. As Tiger Claw had begun training him and Mikey to learn Tiger Style. Donnie was sparring for practice. He swung at Tiger Claw's feet. However, he jumped up and landed on the Mystic Rocket that zapped him forcing him to jump off.

"Not bad." Tiger Claw admitted as Donnie jumped up and laughed arrogantly in response. Tiger Claw jumped out of the way.

The others meanwhile were helping Lizzie. "Okay next one Liz." Leo said instead of a Rener card however he picked up a Photo of himself. "Just focus, this one should be easy!" he said holding his chin and grinning. The Picture had the same pose as he was doing now.

Lizzie did so, her eyes squinting as her tongue hung out before she loudly gasped in joy. "THE SADDEST CLOWN EVER!"

Leo's face was now one of shock and horror. His jaw opened wide but slack. His eyes. Huge. Like dinner plates but spherical like a globe. Tiny dots were his irises and Pupils used to be. There was an explosion behind him as the Word of Dignity caught up in flames. Mikey, Mayhem, Krysta, April and Klunk laughed.

"Okay. Oh-kay." Mikey giggled. "Jokes aside that's not how this test works. Basically, you take real Rener cards and face the back towards the Person. What they have to do, is focus energy on the Card. If they do it right. The Symbol on the front will show up on the back."

Lizzie was focusing really hard on Mikey's Renner card. "A star?" she asked as Mikey looked at the front.

"Hey that's right!" Mikey cheered as Lizzie hugged him cheering. Leo didn't smile however he just took off non-Chalantally.

"Did I upset him?" Lizzie asked, letting Mikey go.

"Well, it could've been an accurate description." Krysta sighed. "Have you noticed he seems to be a bit more tense and joking less lately."

"Yeah," Mikey replied going after Leo.

Lizzie hung her head. "Hey, I didn't get to ask yesterday. But what did Dad mean, by more life lost. And everyone seems kind of sad deep down I've noticed."

Krysta hummed. "Well, your brothers had a different Home before. And Their Grandma." Krysta said showing the picture that Mikey had made all that time ago. And pointing to a woman in the picture.

"She's pretty," Lizzie said as Raph, Tiger Claw and Donnie stopped to sadly watch them talk. April, Klunk and Mayhem were listening sadly as well.

"Yeah, her name was Karai. And she was awesome." Krysta added sadly.

"What happened?" Lizzie asked.

"A Monster named Shredder. Broke into their old home and destroyed it completely. But he also killed her.

"Lizzie gasped. "Killed?" she asked worriedly.

"Yeah, that happens when. Your Body stops working with a very, very old age. Or it gets badly damaged. Your Soul has to leave after that." Krysta replied.

"And go where?" Lizzie asked.

"Somewhere far, far, away. Where no one can normally go." Krysta muttered sadly. Lizzie teared up and hugged Raph who solemnly hugged her back.

"Leo?" Mikey asked, knocking on the door. "You, wanna talk? Come on it's not healthy to Bottle stuff up."

"I know," Leo said from the other side of his car. "You're proof of that. But There's nothing to bottle up. Clearly, we need to show Lizzie clowns. Because those two things don't go together." He said from the other side.

Mikey sighed. He knew Leo was Bull-craping him.

X X X

"So, you created the Turtles?" King Komodo asked popping some salmon into his mouth. Draxum was eating across from him. He was wearing a simple white business shirt and grey suit pants with his hair tied up in a ponytail behind him.

"Yes, those seven turtles. Were supposed to be my greatest creations, my generals. Attila was the cream of the crop. And while my scarring shows he still is. He's a Traitor!" Draxum growled clenching his fist. "The last thing I expected. Was him to try and kill anything at all. Let alone me."

"You, sound salty." King Komodo joked. "Though, I'd be lying, if I said I didn't sympathize." He added thinking about Alopex. He glanced at a piece of paper. Which said that the two DNA he had tested were a match.

"Those Brats cost me a lot. When they caused me, to have to flee Castel De Monte." He hummed. "I'm down, to Overdrive, Dog Pound, Wingnut and Raptor surprisingly."

"It'd be easier to gather ingredients for more Ooze. If the Hidden City Police and the Sacred Guard weren't trying to hunt me down!" Draxum snapped. "Fortunately, I've been able to gather the last of the Oozequitos under my command. And making more isn't an issue." Draxum huffed.

"Still, we need more manpower. At the very least we need another set of hands. Preferably a pair equal parts moronic and Amoral."

"Sup Brosephs."

The two immediately snapped their heads around to see a human. He was standing there casually, eyes closed, hands gripping his overalls. As if awaiting orders.

"Raptor…" King Komodo snarled lowly.

The Gold Eagle Mutant looked horrified sweating as he shrugged nervously. "I guess….he followed me home."

"Explain quickly!" Draxum growled at the Human.

"Harvey Hokum. I saw your exotic pet there." He said pointing to Raptor who squawked in offense. As Overdrive chuckled. "And I was wondering if he was for sale."

"Ah, so you're an entrepreneur." Draxum hummed.

Harvey gave a half-lidded response. "Well, I mean I'll have to look up that word. But-"

"I've seen his store before." King Komodo said to cut him off. "He's a scam artist and a poor one at that."

"Ouch." Harvey muttered.

"However, Mr. Hokum. I have an opportunity for you. How'd you like a bigger Paycheck. And the chance to nab some very impressive pets. More impressive than Raptor here. Who sadly, is only worth about fifty cents."

"Hey!" Raptor snapped.

"Sign me up! What do I do first?" Harvey asked.

"First, you'll need the Key to Apprehending them." Draxum said clutching something in his clawed hand. He opened it to reveal an Oozequito that Harvey was impressed by.

"Radical!" he said as it sat on his shoulder and took aim at his neck. "Think I could sell that too-WAAAAHHHHHRRRRRGGGG!"

Say goodbye to Harvey Hokum.

X X X

Lizzie began experimenting with her Makibishi. Mikey suggested she think different thoughts as she threw them. For Nasty thoughts the robot got poisoned.

Excited thoughts caused it to get paralyzed. She eventually got sleepy and froze the robot. That left Anger which would probably burn. Like Raph and Leo burned each other when they argued they needed to be less like fire and more like a breeze.

"So, Lizzie's Spikes can give her any status effect she wants." Raph noted.

"Like Pokémon!" Lizzie declared.

"Or every other RPG ever." Donnie added.

"It's more relevant in Pokémon." Lizzie mumbled.

"Did you just get Salty!?" Leo asked, surprised.

"I am Salty!" Lizzie chirped.

"That'll be good in the long run. No more training! Now we have Pizza." Mikey declared.

"Yes, the Food of warriors!" Lizzie declared.

Krysta giggled. "Come on let's go to Hueso's." she said. "I bet I can get you guys a deal." She said as they headed out and made their way to the entrance of the New Lair that was when they remembered that they usually ended up on the Hipster side of town.

The turtles hummed they had gotten used to the sight. But they kept forgetting that it was here. "You guys maybe want to try their butternut squash at some point?" Mikey asked.

"Pass," Leo grunted.

"That sounds gross." Klunk added.

"Maybe their lifestyle and plant only diet is why they're so hairy." Lizzie hummed thoughtfully.

"Man-bun!" Mikey and Klunk suddenly yelped together.

"Yeah, several." Krysta agreed. "But I do know a quick way to Hueso's-"

"No, seriously!" Mikey cried moving Krysta's head in the direction he was looking. She then saw a Mutant Rabbit hopping from Roof to Roof. Before jumping onto a Taxi before scarring a couple of the Hipsters away. And then, kicking a trash can high into the air. He had light brown fur and darker reddish-brown hair in a manbun with a matching beard. Mikey noticed he wore the same Clothes and piercings as the Pet Shop owner who tried to scam everyone all the time.

"Attention Mysterious Turtle-Like Bros!" He shouted in a Hipster like Lingo. "I'm making a Ruckus over here! Feel free to confront me at your earliest convenience!"

"It's a Trap to lure us out!" April hissed.

"Clearly," Krysta huffed. "You're either an Idiot or reckless go after him."

There was suddenly the sound of a Portal opening Krysta's ear perking towards it and she turned just in time to see a familiar blue light fade.

"LEO!" Raph screamed.

"BAD!" Klunk groaned.

"I forgot what we were dealing with." Krysta huffed.

"You lured!" Leo called theatrically. As he got into a stance. Holding one sword, above his head backwards. While holding the other forward. However, the Mutant was already right in his face. And kicked Leo in his face. And into the air as the other showed up and He landed on his back hissing as he sat up slowly.

"I told you a thousand times! We have to work together!" Raph screamed.

"Come on Raph, we beat Shredder. You think some Hipster Bugs Bunny, is gonna give us trouble?" Leo scoffed.

Man-Bun looked starry-eyed at them. "Wow you're all real! And there's a Fox Girl and a flying cat! I'm gonna charge, SO MUCH MONEY for you guys!" He declared hungerly with dollar signs in his eyes.

"He scares me." Lizzie muttered.

"That's okay he scares us all." Klunk muttered landing nervously on Mikey's head as he starred in shock.

Leo charged at Man-Bun. Only to be immediately kicked into the ai again. Before landing in the Family Guy Death pose. As the Rabit jumped up out of sight again.

"Rabbits have nearly, three-hundred-and-Sixty-degree vision! Combine that with their advanced hearing and speed-" Donnie began, not realizing that Man-Bun was jumping up above him.

"Donnie look out!" Klunk cried out. Trying to tackle the Mutant away. But she flew right over him. As he was too far down at that point and crashed.

"Sneak attack!" Man-Bun, shouted slamming directly onto Donnie's head and slamming him into the ground.

"Rrg! Forget Leo! Come on Lizzie! I'll distract him! You hit him with your spikes. To slow him down!" Raph said as Lizzie.

"Right-Oh Captain!" Lizzie declared as they charged at Man-Bun. Raph going in for an attack. While the Reeves Turtle circled around.

Watching from above were Draxum and King Komodo. The former gasped but looked angry. "Mavia is alive."

"Ahh for the Arab queen, who ruled over the Tanukhids." King Komodo hummed.

"Yes, but now Attila has corrupted her!" Draxum growled. "Look at that disgusting display!" he growled as Lizzie's spikes kept missing and Man-Bun had cleanly dodged all of Raph's attacks. The Rabbit then swung himself up the top of a fence looking right at them.

"Lemme see…..Oh no, I am so very scared!" Man-Bun preformed badly phoning it in. "Please follow me. Into this convenient open lot with lots of dirt."

"Don't do it…." Leo muttered, finally coming to his senses a little.

"That's exactly what we're gonna do!" Raph shouted as they rushed after Man-Bun but quickly found the lot empty. Leo groaning and reluctantly tagging along. They looked around. Krysta's ear twitched.

"Below us!" She shouted. But it was too late he jumped up between her and Lizzie and Donnie. Doing a split kick shoving Lizzie into Donnie and Krysta into the ground before diving back into the ground.

"Everybody Punch at a different place! He can't dodge us all!" Raph shouted everyone did just that Lizzie actually punching the air as April smashed a can.

"These are the fools. That beat you. And disbanded the Foot Clan." King Komodo remarked.

"Don't remind me." Draxum growled. "Although that Blue one looks like he's at least using what little brain cells he has." He noted as Leo watched the ground carefully and dodged trying to counterattack. But Man-Bun just angled and spun his body before diving back down.

"He's got Bunny senses or something! I can't get close!" Leo growled. "I Knew when he said dirt he was gonna go underground. Or are my ideas worthless to you!?"

"Well, they haven't helped so far." Raph growled.

"Raph! you know that's not true!" Mikey shouted as the three were easily kicked into the fence. Klunk immediately changed his form to match Man-Buns. She dove into the ground, and they saw the same pair of light brown pierced ears chased the ones belonging to Man-Bun. However, within minutes she was kicked out of the ground and changed back as Mikey caught her.

"What are we gonna do!? The Ooze, probably enhanced all the Rabbit senses!" Mikey whimpered.

"Oh! I know what would work!" Lizzie shouted, grabbing a bunch of Makibishi in both her hands. And charging them with her mystic power. She looked like she was focusing on something very hard and slammed it into the ground. The entire ground lit up with Pink cracks as Man-Bun came flying out of it yelping in pain and looking woozy like his energy was drained.

"Occam's Razor!" Donnie shouted slamming the Rocket extension of his Tech Bo into his gut towards Mikey who caught him with his chains and just dropped him to the ground.

"Aww he's kind of cute when he's knocked out." Mikey hummed.

"Uhh Guys…." April noted as the ground was still glowing with a powerful light surging towards them. It was residue from Lizzie's powers. Everyone screamed as Lizzie shouted.

"I SCREWED UP!"

However, Mayhem showed up just in time to teleport them off the lot. "Wait Man-Bun!" Raph shouted as they rushed back to the lot and found a large hole where he used to be.

"He got away!" Krysta groaned.

"We'll get him next time." Leo replied calmly.

Raph was about to open his mouth. But Donnie sensing another argument, immediately tranquilized them both. Much to everyone's annoyance.

"Forget it, we'll just order the Pizza!" Mikey sighed.

"Yeah, but Lizzie," April said pulling her in joyfully for a side hug. "Did great for her first mission!"

"Second Mission." She corrected. The girls, plus Donnie and Mayhem turned to look at Mikey. He shrugged laughing nervously.

"We kind of ran into some Pirates." Mikey confessed.

"You what!?" Everyone gasped.

X X X

Man-Bun managed to escape into a nearby alley. Pulling himself from the ground as he saw Draxum and King Komodo waiting for him. "I….I'm sorry, King Komodo sir. They-"

King Komodo held up his hand. "There's no need to apologize. I was merely testing you against the Turtles. And you passed with flying colors. Well done." He said watching them go in the distance. "Also you've provided us with invaluable information. The Turtle's infighting. We can use that….."


I Need to buff out the outline a bit more but there's a chapter I want to get too so it shouldn't be too long.


To Be Continued...