A/N: So this was really fun. The most fun part was rewriting I'm sorry. Baby is pretty much the same because a lot of it works as is. Seriously though you Dalla fans are gonna love it.

The recap begins with the aftermath tune playing over a dark blue grided background with a map of the world on it. It spins a bit as the words Total Drama World tour aftermath, appear two at a time, save the word aftermath.

A clip of Ella's elimination played. Dawn and Ella shared a kiss. It might have gone on longer if Chris hadn't interrupted. "Hey, tick tock thirty minute show!"

They pulled apart and Ella grabbed the parachute. As she was about to jump out she blew Dawn a kiss. "Farewell my aura reading princess, I hope you win." With that she jumped out of the plane.

The aftermath graphic flashes. Then one of the clips of Harold and Xena plays out.

Harold is staring at Xena. "You seem to be quite focused on me today Harold. Might I inquire as to why?" The overlogical girl asked.

"What were you talking about with Amy earlier?" Harold asked.

"I was merely discussing strategy with her." Xena explained.

"Nice of you to try and help out." Brick said.

he Aftermath Graphic flashes between clips again. This time it shows Harold getting voted out.

"If it makes you feel better Harold I voted for her." Brick said.

"Thanks man. You gotta keep an eye on her." Harold said.

"Believe me I intend to." The cadet said.

With that Harold jumped off the jet.

A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;

(Chef is in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)

You guys are on my mind!

(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)

Ya asked me what I wanted to be,

(Lightning is swimming in the water when he spots a shark and begins to fight with it.)

And now I think the answer is plain to see!

(Harold stands on top of the straw roof of a hut on a woven boat. An oar flies threw the air to hit him.)

I wanna be...famous!

(Amber and Topher are fighting on the boat, and it is clear one of them accidently hit Harold in the tussle. Crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft where Alejandro is standing. Amber panics and tries to help while Topher just laughs."

I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where Brick is offering Jo a helping hand, only for her to grab it and body slam him instead.)

Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Tyler runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Noah. Max is nearby and the jock trips over her, sending Noah flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)

Everythin' to prove,
(Noah lands in Eva's arms as she stands on a tundra. He gives her a grateful smile.)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Amy rolls her eyes. A polar bear taps on her shoulder and she looks horrified, but then Dawn and Ella calm the bear and Amy smiles.)

'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(We zoom in past ice caps to see Duncan and Gwen surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)

Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa

(Xena and Anne Maria are walking across a New York City crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them, sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. The bottom row contains Jo, Anne Maria, Harold, Max, Xena, and Brick. The first row up contains Topher, Amber Alejandro, Eva, and Noah, the next row up contains Duncan, Gwen, Amy, and Tyler, on top of the pyramid is Lightning holding Ella and Dawn on one of his shoulders each.)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(The dust clears to show, Ella and Dawn smiling at one another, It pans to show Eva glaring, then down to Jo.)

(The lyrics end and we see Chef Hatchet glare. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Max lands in front of a sign with the show's name on it. As the song ends Max lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end

The aftermath intro plays again, when the Graphic fades we see the aftermath set. Kitty and Geoff are seated on the central couch with the few contestants that didn't qualify for World Tour setting on two couches to their right.

We hear the crowd cheering as Geoff shouts out. "Who's ready for a totally dramatic aftermath!" The crowd dies down and the hosts introduce themselves. "I'm Geoff."

"and I'm Kitty! You probably recognize us from the first two seasons of Total Drama." Bridgette explained.

"But today we're talking about the third season: Total Drama world tour!" Geoff said.

"Let's introduce our totally rad peanuts gallery!" Kitty cheered.

"Full of everyone lucky enough to avoid having to deal with Chris again. We have Ellody, Cameron, Crimson, Scott, Trent, and last season's winner Sammy!" As Geoff introduced each one they were briefly shown.

"So let's start with the obvious. How do you guys feel about missing out on the latest season?" Kitty asked.

"It is far safer for my health and mental well being to not be on the show a third time." Ellody said.

"I concur, although I am a little disappointed I won't be able to show off my skill set." Cameron said.

"Honestly it's a relief." Trent smirked. "Who needs all that drama?"

"For the first time in my life I'm away from Amy!" Sammy cheered.

"I don't really care about not being on the show, but I miss Noah." Crimson admitted.

"I'm ticked honestly. First I got voted out early last season for something I didn't do, and now I don't get a chance at the third season?!" Scott scoffed.

"Well it sounds like Scott aside we're all pretty content with the situation." Kitty giggled.

"Besides, everyone knows the real party is here!" Geoff exclaimed. The crowd cheered.

"Just don't try to use my guitar as a pinata again okay?" Trent said.

"I said I was sorry, besides Kitty stopped me before anything happened so its all good right?" Geoff said. Trent nodded.

"Anyway, so like Geoff and I have a story to tell you!" Kitty cheered.

"Oh yeah. We do. Does everyone remember when the producers replaced us last season?" Geoff asked. The crowd booed. "I know right, well we worked out a new contract for this season that states they can't do that anymore."

"But producers are sneaky. They couldn't replace us, but they still wanted someone to cause Drama. So they tried to give us a third co host!" Kitty said.

The crowd gasped. "That's right, they wanted us to be joined by Celebrity manhunt hostess Blaineley!" Geoff said as a picture of the hostess in question was shown on the large screen.

A series of boos with some cheers mixed in came from the audience. Along with comments about how not cool it was. As the commotion died down one sole voice was finishing whatever they were saying with. "Even though I think she's hot."

Kitty blinked. "Okay. Disregarding that last comment. Anyway, we weren't going to take that lying down obviously."

"So we threatened to leave the show if they tried to include her." Geoff smirked.

"They ended up folding pretty quickly since you all showed them last time how many of you would probably stop watching if we got replaced." Kitty giggled.

"So Blaineley remains the co-host of Celebrity Manhunt. As it should be." Geoff said.

"I mean come on, she and Josh have amazing chemistry! I feel like her leaving would decrease her own shows' viewership." The selfie lover said.

"This is our show, and we'll run it how we want!" the party dude declared. The audience cheered loudly. "So are you ready for our first segment?" The cheering got louder.

"As you all know Max is on the plane causing trouble with Chris' blessing." Kitty said.

"Just like Chris to take advantage of Max's desperate need to prove how evil he is." Ellody said. "If you ask me it's a cry for attention."

"Which does make you wonder what his home life is like." Cameron noted.

"Please. Can you even call what Max has done trouble? If I were in his position I'd have done a lot more." Scott smirked.

"We're sure you would." Kitty said with a flat look.

"Anyway, we thought we'd share some clips of just what Max has been up to. Take a look." Geoff said. The crowd clapped as the focus is place on the large screen.

The first clip is of Max under the kitchen sink in first class. A bunch of unfitting sounds play including a jackhammer, rubber chicken, xylophone, and gunshot. When he comes out from under the sink he's drenched but grinning mischievously.

The next clip is of Max messing around with a chair in first class. It begins to spark as he breaks it, shocking Max so we can see his skeleton. He is completely fine if singed afterwards, an unamused look on his face.

The third clip is in first class again. Tyler is one of a few people awake, with Brick being another. He glances out the window near him and a stout shadowy figure can be seen on the wing of the plane. He gasps.

"What is it, soldier?" Brick asked.

"It's-" He looks out the window again. The shadowy figure is gone. Tyler rubs his eyes. "Huh? I could have sworn I saw someone out there."

The cadet places a hand on Tyler's shoulder. "We all have our rough nights. You should get some sleep."

Tyler nodded. "Yeah."

The final starts with Noah in the cargo hold reading. Nearby a crate falls over. Noah gets up muttering about incompetent interns and moves to put the crate back. Sees the tip of Max's hair as he ducks out of sight. The cynic blinks, but quickly resumes his reading bitch face. He places the crate back. Then he facepalms. "This isn't even my job anymore."

The crowd cheers again as the focus moves down from the screen to Kitty and Geoff on the couch. "Poor Tyler." Geoff said. "That's freaky."

"I was more surprised to see Noah putting the crate back." Kitty smirked. "He hates expending effort."

"He was Chris' assistant for a while though." The party dude pointed out.

"Yeah, I guess old habits die hard." The selfie lover giggled.

"Well let's welcome our first aftermath guest!" Geoff said. The crowd cheers. "She's a wholesome girl who's naive nature made her a target for Xena. It's Ella!"

The princess wannabe skips on stage with a smile on her lips. She waves as the crowd cheers for her. Then she sits down. "Welcome Ella! Sorry to see you here so early again." Kitty said. "Bad luck getting stuck with that team."

"Oh it's fine. I'm happy to be here." Ella said.

"Let's take a look at your journey video." Geoff said. The focus shifted up to the big screen. The first clip is of Ella singing in the plane. The second is her trying to stop a fight between Noah and Lightning. The third is of her cuddling with Dawn. The fourth is her helping build the city set in Japan. The fifth is of her and Dawn crossing the tundra. The final is of Xena leaning her against the pole.

Back down on the couch Geoff had a sad look on his face. "So Ella, how do you feel about Xena setting you up like that?"

"Xena wasn't setting me up. She was trying to help." The princess wannabe said.

Kitty blinked. "Uh Ella, we know you've seen her confessionals. She meant for you to get stuck."

"Yes, but it was to help her team. So I understand." Ella said.

"That's the thing about you Ella. You're so understanding. I mean you're friends with Amy." Sammy said.

"I know how badly she's treated you Sammy, but she's trying so hard to be a better person. I think she deserves that chance. Don't you?" Ella asked.

Sammy sighed. "I don't know. Maybe I'm too close to the situation, because I don't agree, even though I might for someone else."

"It's okay Sammy. You don't have to forgive her right away. You can wait until you feel she deserves it. "Ella smiled.

Sammy smiled back. "Thanks Ella."

"Speaking of Amy, she's been acting out a lot since you got eliminated." Geoff frowned.

Ella sighed. "She's just angry on my behalf. Though I must say, I'm not sure how to feel about it. On the one hand it's another sign that she cares for me deeply. On the other, Dawn really doesn't deserve it."

"So you really don't resent her for leaving her alone?" Scott said. "Cause I would. I would definitely be mad."

"Of course I don't resent her. She was trying to help me." Ella said.

"That leads us to our next question actually. How do you feel about being separated so early from Dawn?" Kitty asked.

"I miss her so much." The princess wannabe sighed. "I think the best way I can express this is through song."

The Sasquatchanakwa slid in on a piano and began to play it. Ella sat down on the piano, pulled out a microphone and began to sing.

Ella: I'm Lonely, so lonely. Lonely like a flower who's been first to bloom. And I'm Lonely, like a flame whose light went out too soon.

The Sasquatchanakwa began playing a keytar and Ella began to sway. "Ooh, I really miss her, And how nice 'we' were."

Kitty: I feel you girl no one likes being separated.

Geoff: I miss Kitty every time we're apart.

Kitty: Aw.

Ella: and I'm lonely, so lonely. Lonely like a Robin pushed out of the nest! And I'm lonely like the band without a crowd at a Music fest.

The Sasquatchanakwa played the wrong note on the keystar prompting Ella to give him a confused look. He looked back sheepishly.

Ella: Ooh, I miss her so much. Especially her touch!

Crimson's face appears in the lower right corner. Impassive as usual but her words belied the truth. "Oh I get that. I miss holding Noah." After that her corner withdraws.

Ella: And I'm lonely, so lonely! Dawn, I really miss you! Without you I feel so blue! I know when we get the chance… We'll rekindle our romance!

Sammy appears in the lower right corner like Crimson had a smile on her face. "That's so sweet." The picture withdraws as Ella finishes the song.

Ella: Dawn you're my beau you see? Without you I'm incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily… Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond...Lonely

The crowd went wild as the song finished. The focus shifted over to Geoff and Kitty on the couch. "Loved the heartfelt solo?" Geoff said.

"Then stick around. There's more where that came from after the break." Kitty finished flashing the camera a grin.

/

The intro flashes before showing our three hosts sitting on the couch."Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermath!" Geoff introed

"The aftermath of Ella's amazing ode to Dawn that is!" Kitty followed up.

"That's right Kitty and after that many feels I think we could all use a laugh!" The party dude said.

"Which leads us to our next segment, that's gonna leave a mark!" The selfie lover announced. The crowd cheered. "Hit it!"

The focus moves to the screen as the clips begin to play. The first was of Alejandro nearly running into a bar while in the sewers, he ducked under it, only to be hit by a bar shortly after that.

The second clip is of Lightning fighting the Panda from japan just outside the confessional. The panda knocks Lightning to the ground and begins to run off, with a still determined Lightning following.

The third clip is of Tyler on an ice floe. He slips and falls, the focus moves to a polar bear and its cub watching. The adult covers the baby's eyes.

The focus moved down to Geoff who was laughing along with Kitty. "Classic!"

"Yeah," Kitty said, pretending to wipe away a tear. "Should we move on to our next guest?"

"Not just yet Kitty. I had an idea for a segment. See there was this one clip that was so violent I decided it deserved its own. I call it: Geoff's favorite act of violence of the week in random violence! You guys interested?" The crowd cheered. "Roll the clip!"

The focus moved back to the screen. Lightning is fighting with Noah in first class. "For what feels like the thousandth time, stop throwing everything you're not using out of the cupboard. Do you know how many times a random bowl has nearly hit me in the face?"

"Sha dang girl, lighten up." Lightning said.

"First off, not a girl. Second, I am not the only one annoyed by it." Noah said.

"Oh really? Then why you the only one complaining?" The football jock asked.

"He's not." A low dangerous voice said. The focus shifted to show Eva.

"Sha please. Lightning will do what he want-" He began only to be attacked by Eva. The two of them began to punch each other and eventually end up on the floor wrestling.

The focus shifted to Noah and Duncan sitting on the couch. The punk smirked and held up a bucket of popcorn. "You want some?"

"Don't mind if I do." Noah smirked.

Back with Eva and Lightning the iron woman finally wins with a headbutt, knocking the football jock out. The focus moves back to Duncan and Noah.

"Now that's what I call hard headed." The punk chuckled.

The screen went to static and the focus moved back down to Kitty and Geoff, who were laughing again.

"Okay, that was good." Kitty said. "But it's time for our next guest!"

"He's a nerdy ginger who just can't stand by while people are doing bad things. It's Harold!" Geoff said.

The crowd cheered as Harold came out to sit on the couch. "Thanks guys." He smiled.

"No problem. Sorry you got voted out, but hey let's take a look at your Journey video!" Kitty cheered.

The focus moved back up to the screen. Harold's first clip shown is of him annoying Anne Maria with his facts in Egypt. The second one is of him practicing to use the thick wooden dowels as bo staffs with Brick. The third is of him in the freezing cold water of the Yukon. The fourth is of him confronting Xena just before elimination.

"What do you think Harold?" Geoff asked.

"It's amazing." He smiled. "I really didn't think you'd capture my mad skills."

"Speaking of those mad skills, they weren't much help against Xena were they?" Kitty frowned.

Harold scowled. "No they weren't. I just don't understand it! Xena admitted to leaving Ella stuck to a pole! How can she have not gotten voted out!"

"I get what you mean man." Trent said. "I'd have totally voted for her."

"I don't know if I would. I mean she had a point. Leaving Ella there was best for her team." Crimson deadpanned.

"What about the moral implications of that?" Sammy frowned.

"Morals smorals, it was a good move. Honestly I didn't think nerdette had it in her considering how against me she was in season one." Scott said.

"That was a different case, you were sabotaging your own team." Cameron said.

"I can easily explain the votes. Tyler and Xena clearly have a lot connection with each other. After all, they spent quite some time participating on various reality shows with each other. That kind of thing can create bonds. Particularly if the person is question is Tyler. As for Gwen, considering her actions against Scott in season one, you accusing Xena of doing that very thing must not have sat well." Ellody said.

Harold sighed. "At least Brick is going to keep an eye on her."

"And that's a pretty big accomplishment in itself. Right guys?" Kitty asked. The crowd cheered.

"Okay." Geoff smirked. "You don't have to do this if you'd rather not, but we figured we'd give you the chance to sing."

"Yeah, I'm totally up for that!" Harold said.

"Okay, I talked to Trent about it and he says he's willing to provide music and back up vocals if you want." Kitty said.

"Sweet!" The nerd smirked.

"May I also sing?" Ella asked eagerly.

"Totally! Oh it's too bad Topher's still in the game. We could have the whole band in on this." Harold frowned.

"Well he's not Topher but the Sasquatchanakwa is willing to fill in." Geoff said.

"Great! I'd like to dedicate this song to Ellody. Hit it." Harold cheered.

(Song seven: Baby)

Harold's face is on an indigo screen in side profile. "You might think I know it all" The screen splits vertically and a mirrored Harold appears on the right side this time on a teal background. "And maybe I'm headin' for a fall," The screen spits horizontally this time with the previous two Harolds now on the upper half of screen. The newest Harold is facing forward on a purple background. "I'm just that brainiac guy" The bottom half of the screen spits vertically making yet another Harold in the bottom right corner. He's facing forward and on a magenta background. "Left alone to sit and cry."

Kitty and Geoff are both shown on the couch briefly looking a little confused. The focus moves over to Harold on the guest couch holding his hand up dramatically. "Honey…" He stands and brings both his arms to his chest. "I have some questions for you first," He extends his left arm up dramatically as a spotlight shines down on him. "Girl…" He walks to the right stopping right in front of Ellody, who seems to be blushing. Take some time to school me, Quench my thirst... for knowledge" He walked a bit further to stand right next to the changing screen behind the couches. " Cause gosh, I just gotta know…"

Harold steps behind the screen for a couple of seconds, in a quick change of clothes he comes out from behind the screen in his drama Kin outfit.

"How'd you get so hot?" Harold asked

The focus moved over to Trent, Ella, and the sasquatchnakwa in front of a background with Ellody on it. Trent and Ella are in their Drama kin outfits, but the sasquatchnakwa is just wearing the ascot Topher usually did.

Trent and Ella: Baby!"

Harold is in front of Ellody again holding a microphone. "You're so smokin' hot!"

Trent and Ella: Baby!"

Harold grabbed Ellody's hand and the two of them joined the band. " My physics know-how ain't got a hope Of explaining why your mind's so dope"

Trent and Ella: Baby, Baby,

Harold: You bend my space time continuum

Trent and Ella: Baby, Baby,

Harold: when your pool of knowledge's such a spectrum!

Trent and Ella: Baby, Baby,

Harold: Cause when you walk in the room, nobody lookin' the same!

The focus is placed on the sasquatchnakwa. Trent leans into view from the right. "Baby!"

Ella leans into view from the left. "Baby!"

Harold moves into view from the bottom. "Baby!" He begins to beatbox.

The focus moves to a flustered Ellody in the spotlight. She smiles and starts to sway in rhythm to the music.

"Harold, I must say this side of you is quite." Ellody giggled. "Scintillating."

The focus moved to Kitty and Geoff on the couch. "Whoo! Go Ellody! Cut loose!"

"I am not adept at that." The genius admitted.

Harold walked over to her and began to sway in the same way as Ellody. He lifts a magnifying glass to his eye. "I demand a scientific investigation, To whether you're even from the human nation," He grabs Ellody's hand and twirls her. "I swear you're changing my molecular structure, With all your sexy ions, " He sent Ellody into a dip as the song ended. "You make my heart rupture!" Following this final line Harold kissed Ellody making the crowd erupt in cheers.

The focus moved back over to Kitty and Geoff. "Wow, they're really going for it." Geoff said.

"A good song will do that to you." Kitty giggled. "By the way, why haven't you written me a song?"

Geoff looked nervous. "Well uh,"

The selfie lover laughed. "I'm just kidding." The focus briefly moves back to Harold and Ellody who are still kissing.

"I guess this is the end of our show today?" The party dude said.

"Yeah, somehow I don't think we're getting anything else out of Harold." Kitty said. "But stay tuned, because there's gonna be more drama and excitement on the next episodes of-"

"Total!" Geoff said.

"Drama!" Kitty added.

"Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!" Both sang.

A/N:I liked Blaineley when she was with Josh but not really in the show proper. I think she's better off on Celebrity Manhunt. I know a lot of other people aren't fond of her either. Plus Geoff and Kitty standing up for the right to run their show how they want is a perfect follow up to their plotline last season.

And this means I can bring an actually contestant back at the merge.

Rewriting I'm sorry to be about Ella missing Dawn was really fun to do. The interviews were also pretty fun. I liked having the peanut gallery play a more active role here.