"Talk"

'Thought'


"So, these are called 'Devil Arms'?"

Weiss was in the middle of asking her team leader some questions.

"Mhm."

Dante remained calm as he accepted this interrogation from the Ice Queen

"Which are weapons made from Demon Souls?"

While Weiss was talking to the Red Coot, Ruby was practicing with her ice nunchucks, while Yang and Blake watched with interest.

"Yup."

Dante tried his best not to laugh as he saw Ruby accidentally trap herself in ice with the weapon.

"And you can earn these, 'Demon Weapons', if you either kill or make a deal with these Devil creature's?"

Weiss tried his best to ignore Yang and Blake breaking the ice and trying to free Ruby.

"Sounds about right."

Dante nods once again, confirming everything the Schnee had just said.

"... Your world is so strange and amazing."

It was all Weiss could conclude, despite how crazy it all sounded, knowing such a thing existed made her feel very envious that Remnant wasn't like Earth.

"I Know Right, I'm So Jealous!~"

Ruby, after being freed, could hardly contain her excitement at this newfound knowledge, while still admiring her leader's new weapon, which had been dubbed Cerberus.

"Is it possible for us to gain these Devil Arms?"

While Blake, while not disliking the weapon she had now, couldn't help but hope for upgrading to these 'Devil Arms', just having one of them would make her life much easier.

"Probably, just fight a powerful Demon and steal it's soul, the rest should come naturally, that's how it works for me."

Dante didn't see any reason why they couldn't get their hands on some Devil Arms; they were just normal weapons at the end of the day, demonic weapons, but still something that could be used by anyone.

"Oooh I wonder what mine would be, hopefully something cool, like some claws or kickass hammer, Ugh! So Cool!"

Yang was showing off her rare 'Weapon Geek Nerd' emotions, she couldn't help it, she was just loving this world more and more, something almost everyone could relate to.

"Well, since I've answered all your question, let's continue with our adventure~"

Assuming his questioning was over, Dante took his Nunchucks away, much to the Devil Huntress's dismay, and began to walk away.

"Actually Dante, there's still a lot of questions we-"

Weiss wanted to stop him and continue asking his unanswered questions, but was interrupted by the sound of crashing, which made everyone look and see a 'Lady' crashing into a motorcycle. This startled the four girls as they quickly backed away, avoiding getting hit, though Dante just wore a smirk as he did a front flip, nearly avoiding the stranger, while also getting a good look at this mysterious person. Soon, the Devil Hunter landed a few feet away and looked back at the Lady.

"Are you going to the party? What's the hurry, didn't ya get an invitation?"

Dante didn't seem fazed by the whole thing and calmly tried to talk to the Lady.

"You Dolt! She Almost Ran You Over, Be More Concern With Your Own Health!"

Weiss, and the others, were off to the side, and were in slight disbelief to see their leader just acting as if nothing had happened; it was such a headache sometimes, though, before the Red Coat could reply to that, the stranger quickly aimed her bazooka and shot a rocket at the man. This startled the girls and they were about to rush in to save him, but stopped when something unexpected happened—Dante, not only bent backward to dodge the attack, but managed to put his foot on the rocket and began to ride it like a skateboard or a surfboard. RWBY's jaws dropped when they witnessed their Devil Hunter riding around in the sky, doing tricks, and just having fun, before jumping off and letting it blow a hole in the ceiling.

"..."

The Four Girls didn't even bother anymore on how any of this made sense, nor did they even care that the Lady had driven straight through and over Dante, and was now driving away in the hole in the ceiling.

"Heh, wasn't that fun."

Dante chuckled as he began to walk away from the shocked and wide-eyed girl.

"Come on you Four, we still have a party to attend to."

They said nothing, only wordlessly nodding and following the Crazy Pizza Man without protest... Meanwhile, we see that creepy dude from earlier, sitting on a boulder, at the top of the tower, and he's just simply reading a book; he lets out a small sigh.

"Dante has arrived."

The man flipped another page, still reading.

"My Daughter has arrived."

He flipped another page.

"And those four colorful girl's have arrived."

He then closed the book and stood up from the rock that he had been sitting on.

"It looks like I have a lot to take care of, don't I?"

He let out an evil chuckle as he began to walk away and back into the tower, all the while holding the book he was reading closely to his side. Back inside the tower, Team DRWBY was in the middle of riding a giant demonic worm-like something of a weird "roller coaster." The girls screamed and held tightly to one another, while the leader let out excited "woohoos" as he forced the worm to move and fly around wildly, crashing into the floor, walls, and ceiling, causing the already nauseous kitten to want to vomit, as well as making the ice queen feel queasy too, though Ruby and Yang were having the most fun, no doubt embracing their inner "Dante," which made him happy as he continued driving the worm around a bit more, before accidentally killing it, which caused the demon to slowly fall and break apart, seeing this happen made the team jump off and land near a nearby door.

"Please... Never do that again..."

Blake was on her hands and knees, trying her best to hold back her vomit

"What? Didn't you girl's say that you wanted to act more like me?~"

Dante crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow.

"W-We Meant Being Fearless, Not Being Crazy!"

Weiss was holding it in much better than the sick Ninja, who couldn't hold it in and threw up out the nearby window.

"Come on guy's, it wasn't that bad~"

Ruby, despite her best efforts to remain calm and collected, was very much out of breath and was shaking like it was winter and snowing.

"I Know Right, Now I See Why Nora Always Road Those Grimms Back Home, LET GO AGAIN!"

Yang was the most pumped and filled with so much energy; as a thrill seeker, this was something that definitely filled her up with "life", so she was so glad to be alive right now. The Red Coat just smiled and shook his head.

"Well, that's lesson 10 to being cool and awesome as me~"

Dante chuckled as he walked up to the door and tried to open it, but when he pushed, it wouldn't budge; this confused him, so he tried to push a little bit harder. The Red Coat watched him from afar, slowly backing away, before trying to kick the door open, but ultimately failing. Seeing his struggles, the RWBY girls couldn't help but laugh, even though he was "stylish," it was still fun to watch him fail at something, which made him slightly irritated. He pulled out Ebony Ivory and was about to shoot the door down.

"Yoo Hoo!~"

Before anything could happen, a random, yet evil voice was heard, which caused everyone to look and see a random purple clown appear out of nowhere, shocking most and annoying one.

"There's no need to use violence, boy~"

The RWBY girls quickly pulled out their weapons and aimed them at the Clown, who raised his hands in surrender.

"Wait, wait, wait, better listen what others say before attacking~"

The Clown then quickly moved and stood before the entire group

"This tower here is very sturdy, you~"

The clown taps his small wand against the metal door, proving his point about how difficult it may be to open it.

"Your tricks will do no good, No Good!~"

The Clown leaned forward and wore a evil wide grin, which earned Dante aiming one of his guns at his nose.

"Zip it, or I'll pierce that big nose."

Dante was becoming increasingly annoyed by the moment.

"Yeah, Just Get To The Point Already!"

Weiss felt the same, wanting to stab the clown so badly.

"Do you think they hate clowns?"

Ruby whispers to Yang and Blake, who just give confused shrugs and still have their weapons aimed at the clown, who just sighs and gets close to the Devil Hunter's side.

"Just hear me out, you've got nothing to lose, right?~"

The Clown then begins to tiptoe away and back to standing in front of everyone.

"My name is Jester, and I know a thing or two about this place~"

The one known as Jester then pointed his wand at the creature behind him.

"That thing is a power generator for this entire sector, in order to open the door, you need to apply a little SOMETHING to it first, do you know what THAT is kids, or is that to difficult for you?~"

The Jester begins to laugh loudly and insanely, which earns him getting shot in the foot by Dante's guns, which startles the RWBY Girls.

"Get to the point, or do you wanna keep on dancing?"

Seeing Dante get annoyed and force the Clown to dance caused the four to come close to losing their composure and nearly start laughing, making it difficult for them to hold back as the Jester continued to dance over the bullets, before finally stopping and taking in deep exhausted breaths.

"Actually, I prefer a sword to be my partner, may I have this dance, my lady?~"

The Jester wears an evil grin as he bows before the Red Coat Man, who quickly complies and swings his Rebellion down onto the Clown, who suddenly disappears and only hits nothing but a weird box thing, which opens the doors, surprising everybody.

"Bingo!~"

The team DRWBY looked up and saw the clown standing on the ceiling, somehow defying gravity.

"THAT is WHAT the SOMETHING is, remember that kid, write it down on your hand if you don't trust your head!~"

The Jester then began to laugh out loudly, before being shot by bullets yet again, which came from not only Dante, but also from Weiss, Blake and Yang. The Clown began to dance around and away while being shot at, and they only stopped when he was completely gone.

"I hate it when someone has a bigger mouth than mine."

Dante huffed as he put away his guns and began to walk away.

"Agreed, I'm already surrounded by clowns, I don't need another one to add into the group..."

Weiss lets out a 'Hmph' as she walks away and hopes to forget about that demon man.

"Yeah, he wasn't even funny..."

Yang shook her head and followed everyone else, leaving Ruby behind.

"... I thought it was funny..."


BTW, sorry if I'm skipping/rewriting certain things here and there, but a lot of scenes and moments are a bit unimportant, so I had to remove/change them, sorry.

(Is there anything in DMC3 that I should know or look out for?... Btw, can you imagine if Blue was a Cat instead of a Dog? Wink wink~)