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2PItamano: You Are Definitely Not My Brother

Ever since the 1Ps and 2Ps have become aware of each other, Luciano had kept a close eye on Lovino. His own counterpart annoyed him to no end and he wanted nothing more than to skewer Feliciano, but Lovino was different. He was definitely not Flavio, that's for sure.

He caught himself thinking that he would have been better off with Lovino as a brother instead of Flavio. Lovino had a temper, was passionate, and if he managed to get over that very small cowardly streak, then he would be a force to be reckoned with.

But it was that very cowardly streak that made Lovino fun to mess with. Luciano would often corner him in the hallways, break into his home and 'threaten' Lovino, and the hazel-eyed Italian would go from cowering weakling to passionate fighter, depending on what Luciano would say and how he would say it.

It took a while for Luciano to realise that he didn't want Lovino as a brother, but as a lover. It's been a long time since anyone's fascinated him as much as Lovino has.

Of course, Luciano tried to get the other out of his head, but it was easier said than done. Once the realisation hit him, Lovino was all that he could think about. He couldn't even sleep without Lovino invading his dreams.

Finally, he couldn't take it anymore, and he decided to settle things once and for all.

Lovino was in the kitchen, making himself a pizza from scratch. Feliciano might have been the best when it came to pasta, but Lovino prided himself on his pizza.

He had just placed the pizza in the oven and was moving to do the dishes when he was pinned from behind, two arms caging him in against the sink.

"Ciao, Lovino," a voice whispered. One that Lovino knew very well, whether it was high-pitched and annoying or low and scary.

This time, it was the scary one.

Lovino gasped, feeling afraid, but not wanting to show it. Even though Luciano had never physically harmed him, something about him always managed to scare Lovino.

"What do you want, bastard?" Lovino demanded.

He yelped when he was spun around before being trapped once again. He gulped when he saw that Luciano didn't look amused this time, but annoyed. It just couldn't bode well.

"I have a bone to pick with you," Luciano said.

"What did I do?" Lovino snapped.

"For weeks now, I've been stuck thinking about you. How you are nothing like my brother, or like your brother, for that matter. And I just can't understand how you and Feliciano or you and Flavio could be directly linked. You're the only one among you three that doesn't annoy the living shit out of me, and unlike Flavio, you don't call me out when I curse. You actually have a set of brain cells, unlike our brothers, and unlike your brother, you don't want the world to see that you're a coward, so you put up that mask that I love to tear off."

"What mask?" Lovino asked, trying to sound braver than he felt, though he was more confused than afraid.

Luciano smirked.

"Like that," he said, before he moved closer and captured Lovino's lips in a kiss.

Lovino's eyes widened, and he tried to struggle away, before eventually submitting and melting into the kiss. The two deepened the kiss, and they didn't break away until it was time to breathe.

Lovino swallowed, trying to regain his breath while his face needed to cool down. His chest hurt, and he was sure that his pulse had quickened.

"So, you making pizza," Luciano said, moving away. "Don't tell Flavio, but you make the absolutely best pizza I've ever tasted."

Lovino could feel his cheeks grow hot again, but his mouth twitched in an almost smile.

"Well then sit down, bastard," Lovino said. "Unless you're going to help me with the dishes."

A while back, I received a request for Itacest, with them not as brothers. I tried to think of a way to get this to work, since Itacest is too popular to be considered a crack pairing, but then I read a fic where 2PItaly was flirting with Romano, and it gave me an idea. I've looked around to see if I can see something else with this pairing, but I couldn't find them. And the reason why this isn't called 'Itacest' is because, technically, Luciano and Lovino aren't brothers, and they don't have a direct link which could classify this as either incest or selfcest, so… yeah.

And while we've seen how Italy is with pasta, I figured that Romano would be more into pizza. Anyway, that's my headcanon, at least. There was even a scene in the anime where Chibimano is munching on a pizza.