Thanks to teabrows and ScandinavianTrash for reviewing.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
FraSpanada: The Best Starter
"I'm telling you, it's Squirtle."
"Non, you are mistaken. Charmander is clearly the best."
Matthew sighed, watching his boyfriends argue about which Gen 1 starter was better: Charmander or Squirtle. And as usual, no one chose to defend Bulbasaur.
"Squirtle is a water type," Antonio said. "It has a clear advantage over Charmander. And it's a turtle!"
"Ah, but it retains its one type," Francis said. "Whereas Charmander gains the flying type once it becomes a Charizard. And it looks like a dragon, and thankfully it becomes a dragon type with mega evolution."
"But if you challenge Brock, you're at a serious disadvantage. But Squirtle isn't."
"But you don't battle with only one, non? And have you seen shiny Charizard?"
"Okay, I'll agree that the shiny looks cool. But Blastoise has cannons on his back."
"Um, I prefer Bulbasaur," Matthew said meekly.
The other two stopped their argument and turned to Matthew, looks of confusion on their faces.
"Bulbasaur?" Antonio asked.
"What makes you say that, Mathieu?" Francis asked.
"Well, it starts out as a dual-type," Matthew explained. "It doesn't have to wait for evolution to give it its second type. And it's not just the first gym where it has the advantage. It can beat Brock, Misty and Giovanni. And when you're going up against Lt. Surge, it has resistance against electric types. Not to mention status-inflicting moves it can learn, which means that Bulbasaur can cause a lot of problems for its opponents."
The other two were silent for a moment as they pondered it over.
"Fair enough," Francis said. "So, shall we move on to Gen 2?"
Antonio nodded eagerly, while Matthew sighed.
The prompt was: 'Imagine Person A and Person B arguing about which Pokemon is better; Charmander or Squirtle, and get really passionate about the argument. Bonus: Person C chooses Bulbasaur and exposes why it is the best Pokemon in the new remakes.' Yeah, I forgot about the remakes part, but it's still applicable to their generation.
I had this OT3 request, and since France is a member of the otaku trio, I decided to go for it. French and Spanish are also two of the languages available for Pokémon, so I decided to go for it. Plus, I recently started playing Pokémon Moon, so I was in the mood.
Personally, I always choose the fire types, with the exception of Gen 5. It's just my preference.
And feel free to request more pairings or OT3s.
