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SwissFemAme: Bizarre Tastes

"You're probably the only girl whose ideal first date would be McDonalds," Vash sighed.

Amelia cocked her head to the side.

"Should I be offended?" she asked.

Vash shrugged, honestly not knowing how to answer that. They had already placed their orders and were now waiting at the table that they had claimed for themselves.

"362?"

"That's us," Amelia said, standing up and darting to the counter. Vash started to stand, intending to help her, but upon seeing that she could manage he sat back down.

She sat down soon enough, their food between them.

"This isn't exactly what I would call 'fancy'," Vash said.

"Fancy is when you try to be pretentious to get someone to like you," Amelia said. "It's also so uncomfortable. If I can't feel comfortable with a guy, why bother? If he doesn't like me as I am, then screw him."

Vash chuckled.

"That sounds like something you would say," he said. "But I have to admit, I don't have too big a problem with us being here. It's cheaper than any fancy restaurant."

"And I know how much you love saving money," Amelia said, smirking.

Vash nodded his head, and the two of them started sorting through their food. Vash had just taken a bite of his burger when his eyes widened in shock.

"What are you doing?!" Vash asked in alarm.

Amelia had a chip in her hand, which was hovering close to her mouth. The chip had been dipped in her milkshake.

Amelia pulled the chip away from her mouth while her face adopted a shocked expression.

"Don't tell me you've never tried it before?" she asked.

"Why would you do that?" Vash asked.

"Come on. Just give it a try."

Vash hesitated, before he took one of his own chips and dipped it in her milkshake. She was watching him eagerly as he brought it to his mouth.

"Huh?" he said. "Not bad."

"Told you," Amelia said, smiling.

The prompt is: 'Imagine your OTP goes to McDonald's together for the first time, and Person A orders ice cream with their meal. Person A then proceeds to dip their fries (and optionally everything else) in the ice cream before eating them. Person B looks on in horror.' I read the prompt and didn't copy it before writing, so I missed the ice cream part, but I know that you can also do this with milkshake.

I actually do this as well, except with ice-cream instead of milkshake. It was thanks to a certain Kim Possible episode. I also tried eating marshmallows on hotdogs. Not bad. Also, try putting chocolate sauce on steak. It was actually on the menu of a restaurant (though the chocolate sauce was a chocolate chili sauce).