INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY - DAY

Sheila Broflovski, Kyle's mom, storms into the principal's office.

SHEILA:

(outraged) I demand you take action! My son Kyle was watching that filthy show, Tiny Toon Adventures!

PRINCIPAL:

(calmly) What seems to be the problem, Mrs. Broflovski?

SHEILA:

(indignant) They were smoking! Rhubella and Roderick Rat were smoking on TV!

PRINCIPAL:

(confused) I think there may be some context missing, Mrs. Broflovski.

SHEILA:

(firmly) I won't have my son exposed to such depravity!

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INT. KYLE'S HOUSE - DAY

Kyle is watching TV, and Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are sitting next to him.

KYLE:

(defensively) Mom, it was an anti-smoking episode! They were showing how bad smoking is!

SHEILA:

(unconvinced) Don't lie to me, Kyle! I saw them smoking!

STAN:

(calmly) Mrs. Broflovski, it was a PSA. They were trying to teach kids not to smoke.

SHEILA:

(refusing to listen) I won't have it! I'll get that show banned!

FADE TO BLACK.