chapter one big blunt capers

harry potter was a young boy from akron ohio. as a young boy he thought a lot about the outside and grass and he always wondered what it would be like if he put grass in paper and smoked it. he didn't do it because his bitchy uncle didn't let him. on his 11th birthday he ran into hermuone and ron from harry potter and they rolled up the fattest blunt together

harry Potter said "what's your name" and hermione replied "hermione" and ron said "ron." harry said my name is harry. he said he always wondered what would happen if he smoked weed. after he smoked the weed hermione started talking.

"did you know about wizards and witches" she said. harry potter said yes. ron said harry potter should go to hogwarts, wizard school.

harry asked his uncles and aunts about wizards and they told him he's not allowed but dumfrey his cousin told him he should go.

that night when harry potter was sleeping under the stairs in his house he opened the door. ronald dursley saw him and said "why are you opening the door?" "because im going to wizard school, papa," replied harry, irritatedly. dursley replied saying "i forbid you from saying wizard or thinking about wizards" but harry quickly jabbed back, saying "i will think about all the wizards i fucking want to, uncle." dursley dad then banished harry from house but harry didn't care. he went to the train with ron and hermione and they toked up a huge blunt before boarding since harry ron and hermione love weed END OF CHAPTER