harry and his potters got onto the train after getting high. after they were on the train germione asked harry how high he was and harry replied "i feel like i just smoked a bunch of weed." it was true harry smoked a lot of weed and ron was mad because he bought the weed and harry smoked most of it.
after a while harry hermione and ron started to get the munchies and wanted to eat wizard food. harry bought the whole cart of wizard treats because hermione was being a fucking bitch and asked him to because she had the munchies. "this wizard burger is good" said ron and hermone replied "that's a magic burger you idiot. harry said im so high. i love weed" and ron said "we can tell you smoked all of my weed." harry replied "maybe you shouldn't buy the weed if you're going to be such a muggle about it."
ron was mad that garry would call him that but he couldn't be mad because he was high. after drinking a lot of wizard soda hermione had to use the bathroom and went to the bathroom. "where's she going? "asked harry. "to the bathroom" said ron, enviously. suddenly harry saw something. it was a cloud outside that looked like a middle finger.
"hey ron check this out" harry insisted, and ron looked at the cloud. "whoa" he said. "gods flipping us the bloody bird" ron added. they kept staring at the cloud, not noticing that harmonica didn't come back from the loo (they'd call it that over there).
they had to have been looking at that cloud for half an hour. fucking insane
finally heroine came back and she was covered in water and everyone was too busy looking at the cloud to notice. "you guys would not believe what happened in there" she said, but ron and his brother harry were distracted so she ate more wizard boston baked beans. she noticed they weren't really beans but instead candy-coated peanuts but they were wizard candy so they didn't taste as good. suddenly the train stopped and they were at hogwarts
