hagrid potter and ron and hermione got off of the train. a cloud of weed smoke came out of the train whenever they came out (its called a hotbox for all you not weed lovers out there) they were going to go to hogwarts but the really tall guy with the beard appeared.
"who are you" said ron. the really tall guy said "im hagrid." "but im hagrid" said harry. "you're harry" said hagrid. harry replied, "oh ok what do you want"
"i have to take you to the mall dumbledore told me to" hagrid says, and harry replied "that sounds really dumb but i guess if we have to" harry only said this to seem cool. really he wanted to go to the mall because he had to spend his kohls cash before it expired. also he was pretty sure he could get this tool to buy him an auntie anne's pretzel
they drove to the mall and before they got out hafrid got out his dab rig. harmomy looks at it "wait a minute thats weed." hagrid says "yeah i need it for my anxiety there's usually a lot of people here." harry replies "well i just smoke weed because its cool but thats a good reason to"
they all hit a really fat dab and come out of the car. ron starts to fall when he gets out because he can't smoke for shit even though he said he could handle it. even themione was playing it off chill and also her eyes were glazed so you could tell she was really high and not just faking it. harry said "wow you probably couldnt handle it because youre poor and used to smoking mids"
ron didn't respond, he was really out on the pavement. everyone walked off because it's not like he could buy anything at the mall anyways
hargid asked "so do you guys smoke weed" and harymione said "yeah" hagrid said thats cool me too. and then they all walked into the mall
when they entered the mall harry asked "hey where's the kohls. i want to go laugh at there boring but fairly priced clothing"
what haggish said shocked him... "harry they dont have kohls here, its a WIZARD MALL!!! "
for a brief moment, harry considered the self. what was the point of this outward social persona when his truest desires fell not with society, but with the singular Kohl's? why stay with the group, do as society demands and participate in the structures of school if it separates him from what he really wants? does he really owe them it if he can't have what he knows he wants? he's stopped. Kohl's isn't all he wants. he considers, without a plug or a circle to bum from, he would have no chronic. while harry wanted to leave, to give up and retract back to his corner and never face outwards again, he knows he'll never smoke the goodest shit in the world if he stops now. he realizes the path to that real nirvana kush is through others and not solitary.
harry says, "ok thats fine lets just go where you want to go then"
