hary hagrid remione entered the wizard mall when harry asked where theyre going. hageid didnt respond at all since he was really high on weed after smoking it, and hermione was too but she said "we should go to the store with the wands" harry said yeah but he didnt know where that was
they walked to the wizard mall directory which was like a regular mall directory except it was made of really yellow stained parchment paper and had things moving on it. harry wondered what it would be like if he used it to roll a blunt. "i bet it would be awesome to use the magic directory as rolling paper for a blunt" he said and hymone agreed
they started walking to the store with the wands which was on the second floor so they decided to take the magic escalator. when they got on it the escalator started rotating in place, leading them to another rotating escalator that put them on the third floor
"why would they do that" jarry says out loud and hermonia interjects like a total bitch saying "well all wizard stairs do that" like that helps the situation at all. sometimes harry wishes he was the girl of the group and that hermione was replaced with her weight in weed
hagrid takes a sip from his wizard orange julius which wasnt actually orange flavored but was more like a collection of frogs pretending to be a drink. "you guys took the wrong escalator" he points out but hermit says they're both high. and they all laugh because weed is awesome and they wish they were smoking it right now
"do you guys think we'll ever go to the wand store" hermione says and hagris says yeah but he doesnt really mean it
they take the escalator to the second floor right in front of a spencer's. "how come there's an orange julius and a spencer's but not a kohl's" harry says but hagged just laughs "thats such a stupid question harry if i was your parents id probaby die too to get away from you" hermione thought this was mean but harry probably deserved it so she laughed to
harris took them all to spencer's to pick out a wand and the cashier greeted them "hey guys im sevenus snape"
