chapter 5 if these blunts could talk
chairy and ron walked over to the t shirt section. harry was pretty sure ron was going to ask something stupid in a few seconds but then ron said "do you think they have any shirts about how awesome weed is" which harry figured wasn't a dumb question at all. harry said "i love smoking grass so if they had a shirt about that i would probably buy it" ron agreed. if there was a shirt at spencer's that said anything about smoking weed or had cartoon characters smoking weed on it, rob and harry would both buy it
heromrine asked harry if he saw any shirts or things about weed since she loved weed and wanted to let the world know " i dont know i dont wark here said harey. just go look for your bloody self you ignotant buffoon" he said to her. hermoan figured he just had the munchies since he was high and she picked out a awesome t shirt that had rick and morty smoking out of a bong "bongs are awesome and so is rick and morty" said hermione
"harry look at this" ron said pointing to a really cool hoodie that was red green and yellow (weed colors). "wouldnt i look like i smoke bloody weed if i wore this" ron was right. he would look like he smoked weed so harey bought it for him and got one for himself too
when they left they run into hagrid in the food court. he had 4 blunts and 4 cinammon sugar pretzels and 4 pretzel dogs from auntie anne's. harry knew this guy was a tool
they all sat down and smokes and ate. nobody ate their pretzel dog except hagrid because it looked disgusting (they didnt have the munchies THAT BAD)
"hey guys i got your wands too so we can get out of here" and harry wanted to respond but he was too busy smoking
"hagrid waht do you think of my cool hoodie" said ron, insecure. "it looks like it means you smoke weed which is awesom. because thats EXACTLY what you're smoking right now!" said hagrid, and everybody laughed because they were high from the blunts
when hagrid finally finished the last pretzel dog he summoned his magic carpet and they all rode off back to hog warts...
