[Intro]
Oohoohoo...
Oohoohoo...
Ashe's Lasagna...
Ashe's lasagna...
Was eaten by a ghost!
Ooo!
Ooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!

[Verse 1]

Ashe called the police
The police told Ashe
"Stop calling!"
But He told them
He told them that his lasagna was eaten by ghost

Ooohoohoohoo

He got sad, but had some spicy jerk with Petra