Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro


104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 27

Hail Doofania

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Doof was reading the newspaper when he came across an infuriating article.

"Look at this, Norm," he said to Norm. "My brother, Roger, has been elected mayor, again! Look at him, he's honest, reputable, and, ugh, law-abiding! There isn't room for both of us in the Tri-State Area!" An idea sparked in his head. "Norm, I know what we're going to do today."


Meanwhile, at the Flynn-Fletchers, Phineas put up the cereal box. That's when Isabella came in.

"Hey, Phineas," she greeted. "Whatcha doin?"

"Nothing yet," Phineas replied. "We just finished eating Fruity Rainbow Flakes. You want some?"

"No thanks. I already had breakfast." Isabella took a good look at the box. "You know, I've never seen one of these in real life."

"You haven't?"

"No, but I'd sure like to."

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

That's when Perry walked in, doing his little chatter. Phineas looked at the cone Perry was wearing, and he felt bad.

"Hey, Perry," he said. "Sorry you have to wear that all day."

"Yes, it sucks," Linda admitted as she came in. "But the vet says that Perry needs to wear it for the rest of the day. I still don't know how he scratched himself up that much."


Flashback

The day before, Perry was fighting Doof on the roof of a building when he fell off the roof and landed in a sandpaper factory.

End of Flashback


"Anyway, how did things go at the dry cleaners?" Phineas asked.

"It was a total disaster!" Candace yelled. She walked in wearing dark clothing that covered her entire body, except for her head and hands. "The dry cleaner switched my clothes with some goth chick! I look like a freak!"

"I wonder what happened to your clothes," Phineas wondered.


Meanwhile, Vanessa was in her room wearing a red shirt and white skirt. She was on the phone with her friend.

"I can't believe it, Lacy!" she said. "I look like a walking candy cane. I mean, how many evil scientists' daughters do you know who…" Vanessa stopped herself when she heard the sound of a drill. "Hold on, I can't hear myself gripe."


Doof was busy constructing a metal tower. Norm approached him with a smile on his face.

"Whatcha doin?" he asked.

"What does it look like I'm doing?" Doof replied. "I'm building an evil empire! My very own Fortress of Eviltude!"

"Aren't you a little old to be building a fort?"

"No, no I'm not! Shut up!"

Vanessa burst into the room, angrily.

"Dad, I told you a million times…" Vanessa stopped herself when she saw what Doof was doing. She turned back to her phone. "I have to call you back, Lacy."

Vanessa hung up, then approached Doof.

"What on Earth is going on here?" she asked.

"Vanessa, you're looking…" Doof was distracted by Vanessa's clothes. He snapped out of it. "No matter. Where we're going, you can dress up like a clown every day if you want."

"What do you mean 'where we're going'?"

"We're moving… to a golden country on the sea. A country created by the greatest mastermind of our time, me, assisted by Norm. I bring to you, Doofania."

Doof removed a tarp to reveal a small model of what the place would look like. It just looked like a tiny urban city on a large floaty.

"There will be no brothers trying to make me look bad," Doof continued. "I will be the ruler of my very own evil empire."

"You're building your own evil land?" Vanessa asked.

"And you made a plush model?"

"Yeah, you know, I… had a lot of… felt."

"You do know what this means, right?"

"That we'll have that special daddy-daughter bond you always craved?"

"No." Vanessa hugged Doof excitedly. "It means I will finally have proof! You are so busted! I'm gonna tell Mom!"

"Great. Tell her what, exactly?"

"Oh, I'm just gonna tell!"


Vanessa entered her room and called Charlene.

"Mom, you gotta come quick!" she demanded. "There's proof that Dad is evil!"

"Vanessa, honey, I'm having a me-eeee day, remember?" Charlene reminded. "Look, hon, why don't you give your dad a break? Try to make the best of it and I'll pick you up later. Oh, time for my seaweed mud wrap. Gotta go."

Charlene hung up before Vanessa could say anymore.


"Is everything all set, Ferb?" Phineas asked.

Ferb gave a thumbs-up.

"Great, now we…" Phineas stopped when he realized Perry was missing. "Hey, where's Perry?"


Perry tried to enter his lair. Unfortunately, his cone kept him from doing that.


In the lair, Monogram was waiting for Perry.

"Agent P? Agent P?" he asked. "Hello? Agent P? Carl, he does know this is scheduled for this morning, doesn't he?"

"It's on his calendar, sir," Carl replied.

"We sent the email, right?"

"Let me check."

Monogram sang to himself to entertain himself.


Isabella entered the backyard.

"Hey, Phineas," she greeted. "Whatcha doin?"

"You know how you said you'd never seen a rainbow in your life?" Phineas asked.

"Actually, I…"

"Behold!" Phineas pushed a button to reveal a generic cannon with a rainbow symbol on it. "The Rainbowinator, made with real crystals and supercharged with Fruity Rainbow Flakes! Soon, there will be a giant rainbow that will sprawl across the entire Tri-State Area!" Phineas stopped, knowing he was being melodramatic. "Or at least, that's the plan."


"Candace, could you hold the door for me?" Linda asked. "I have to return this novelty lawn mower your father got."

Candace begrudgingly got out of the car to hold the door to the shop.

"I just don't want anyone to see me in these clothes," she complained.

"You think you look ridiculous?" Linda retorted. "I'm carrying a jackalope into a lawn mower store."

"Okay, Mom. I'll wait in the car."

Right as she was about to get in the car, she ran into Jenny.

"Candace, when did you go goth?" she asked.

"What? No, I…" Candace was about to say.

Unfortunately, Jenny already took a picture and posted it online.

"Wow, fifty replies already," she remarked.

That's when Candace's phone rang. She answered.

"Candace, I heard you're goth now," came Stacy's voice. "Why didn't you tell me?"


Doof and Norm were standing on a long black floaty in the bay.

"Well, Norm, I gotta give it to you," Doof admitted. "Under my genius supervision, you turned out extremely adequate work."

"We're all very impressed with your numbers, sir," Norm replied.

"Although something seems to be missing." The realization popped into Doof's head. "I know, it's Perry the Platypus. What's keeping him? I hope something horrible happened to him."

Norm noticed a hint of genuine concern on Doof's face. "Does someone need a hug?"

"Of course not, you waffle iron! Just launch it, now!"

Norm pulled a lever. The floaty moved farther away from the dock.


"Mom, I'm at the docks," Vanessa said to Charlene on the phone. "You gotta get down to the docks right away."

"Okay, honey," came a muffled voice that just barely sounded like Charlene. "I'll see you at feh."

"You'll see me at five?"

"No, feh."

"Four?"

"Feh!"

"'Feh?'"

"Yeah, feh."

"Okay, I'll see you at feh."

Right after Vanessa hung up, she heard something getting close.

She turned around to see a small city floating in the water. Doof and Norm were standing in front of the entrance.

"Hi, Vanessa, what do you think?" Doof asked. "My own country, huh?"

"I love what you've done with the place," said Norm.

"Yeah, I think it's nice."


"This time, I'm staying put," Candace decided.

"Alright, suit yourself," Linda said as she got out of the car.

That's when Candace realized that the parking time had expired. She hurried out of the car and inserted a quarter, that way they had more time.

"That would've been embarrassing," she said to herself.

"Whoa, Candace, are you goth now?" came a familiar voice.

Candace turned around to see Jeremy right there. She quickly tried to defuse the situation.

"I'm not wearing this," she said. "I mean, I am wearing this, in that it's actually on my body right now, but I'm not attached to it. I didn't want to put these… I want to put clothes on, but… it was a mix-up at the dry cleaners!"

Candace panted after saying all of that. Jeremy just looked at her, confused.


"Alright, Norm, the anthem please?" Doof requested.

Norm activated a record player, using his finger as the needle.

Play "Hail Doofania"

Doof:

In the bay off the coast of the Tri-State Area

Floats a country for me and me

It's new, it's bright

And it's founded on spite

And it's everything I dreamed it would be

Hail, hail Doofania

The music stopped there. Doof wasn't satisfied.

"The song's too short," he said. "We can do better than that."

Norm retarted the record as Doof sang a new verse he came up with on the spot.

There's a bright, shiny place

It has a flag with my face

And it's floating on an inner tube

Far away from city life

My stupid brother and ex-wife

And it is full of evil attitude

Hail, hail Doofania

The music stopped once again.

"The stopping is still bothering me," Doof said. "We'll work on it."

End "Hail Doofania"

Vanessa heard a car horn honking. She got excited.

"Good, Mom's here," she said.

Vanessa ran to meet up with Charlene.

Vanessa found Charlene in an alleyway.

"Mom, where have you been?" she asked.

"I told you I'd meet you at FEH," Charlene replied, pointing at the nearby sign. "The Freight Emergency Harbor."

Vanessa was dumbfounded for a second. She quickly shook it off. "Never mind that. Dad and Norm built an entire country on the sea. Come on."


"Okay, Isabella," Phineas said. "Ready to meet your first rainbow?"

"But Phineas, I keep telling you," Isabella was about to say.

"Don't thank us yet. I only wish Perry was here to see this."

Perry was getting tired. He was on the brink of giving up.

"Power it up!" Phineas ordered.

Ferb started the machine.

Isabella poured the cereal into the tube.

A gigantic rainbow formed around the entire Tri-State Area.


The rainbow distracted some nearby fishers. One of them casted without noticing.


The hook hit the floaty keeping Doofania afloat. A hole was punctured.

The floaty deflated. The city started sinking.

"That can't be good," Doof said.

The city went all the way under.

That's when Vanessa showed up with Charlene.

"See?" Vanessa asked.

Vanessa was horrified to see that the city was gone.

"I do see," Charlene said, noticing the small model. She picked it up and squeezed it. "It's a cute little city, and it's soft."

Doof climbed out of the water, not knowing what was happening.

"Heinz, you made a plush model?" Charlene asked.

"I had a lot of felt," Doof replied.

"At least it's holding together. Remember that dining set you tried to build for our apartment?"

"It's hard to forget when you keep reminding me."

"But, but, but," Vanessa stuttered.

"Come on, Vanessa," Charlene said as she carried Vanessa away. "I think we should get you out of the sun."

Norm climbed out of the water, somehow undamaged.

"Who's up for a game of lawn darts?" he asked.

"I'd prefer to play hide-and-seek, because I don't want to see you," Doof replied.


Perry sighed. He walked away, as if about to give up…

Then he ran into the secret entrance from a distance. Not only did that fail, but he ended up giving himself a concussion.

Perry moved around uncontrollably and hit the Rainbowinator. He accidentally pushed the self-destruct button, making it poof out of existence.

"You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place," Ferb remarked.

A butterfly flew onto Perry's face, making him sneeze.

"Bless you, Perry the Platypus!" Phineas shouted in his melodramatic voice.


"Mow mow mow, and my heart starts pumping," Monogram sang to himself. "Chica, chicka, choo wah, never gonna stop."

"Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you," Carl sang along.

"I work alone Carl," Monogram scolded. "It's a solo."


"So, Isabella," Phineas said. "Whatcha think of your first rainbow?"

"It was pretty, but it's not my first rainbow," Isabella replied.

"I thought you said you'd never seen one in your life."

"I meant that I never saw a unicorn in my life."

Phineas blushed in embarrassment, having realized his mistake.

That's when Perry did his chatter.

"Perry, I almost forgot," he realized as he removed Perry's collar. "It's the end of the day. You don't need to wear that anymore. Enjoy your freedom."

The moment the kids looked away, Perry put on his fedora and headed for his lair.


Meanwhile, Doof was playing hide-and-seek with Norm. It wasn't working the way he'd hoped, because Norm was too dumb to understand the rules.

That's when Perry showed up.

"Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "Hey, Norm, look who finally decided to show up."

Perry looked around and realized he missed the evil plan. He felt a little embarrassed knowing that.


Candace and Vanessa went to the dry cleaners to clear things up. They noticed each other wearing each other's clothes.

"Hey," they both said in unison.


A.N.

This is the start of season 2.

I know this is a season 1 episode, but I still chose to go with it. I personally believe it's a better way to start the season than the Lake Nose episode. That one was mid if you ask me.

Phineas wanting to do something for Isabella is a showcase of how much he's grown over the course of the past season. He started out seeing Isabella as a nuisance, and he only allowed her to join so he could use her to his advantage, but over the course of the season, he started to tolerate her and is now viewing her as a friend.

Little does he know that he's starting to like her as more than a friend.

This was also one of the more interesting episodes because of how the roles are reversed, with Phineas' invention destroying Doof's invention, instead of the other way around.

The season 1 finale of my story did provide a small hint to this one if you haven't noticed.

The episodes that follow will be season 2 ones.

Thanks for reading.