Crybaby Boobie was trapped in the museum, even after closing time.
"WHY AM I TRAPPED IN HERE?! WHY?!"
Crybaby Boobie started to think about how to get out.
"Now how am I gonna get out of here?"
Snoopy was hiding in the dinosaur exhibit, hoping Crybaby Boobie didn't see him. She was looking for a way out.
"I CAN'T GET OUTTA HERE! WHY?! Well, I'm gonna have to spend the night here."
And Crybaby Boobie looked for a good place to sleep. But she looked no further than the sport exhibits.
"Well, I'm a sucker for tennis, even if the balls are already dead."
And Crybaby Boobie made sure nobody was there and she went to sleep.
Meanwhile, at the Ferguson place, Badcall Benny was speaking to his brother Bobby and his parents.
"Have you ever realised Bebe hasn't come home at all today?" asked Badcall Benny.
"No. I haven't." said Bethany, Crybaby Boobie's mother.
"Today, she was on a field trip to the museum, and she hasn't even come back today." said Badcall Benny.
"If Bebe's spending the night at the museum," said Bill. "and if she doesn't come home by tomorrow, we'll send out a search party."
"Right, Dad." said Badcall Benny.
Next morning, Wally Brown, Charlie and Sally Brown's little brother, was watching TV. On the TV was a bright red Allosaurus with a purple belly, and stood upright like a human.
"Hi, Kids!" said the Dinosaur.
"Alley!" cheered the children.
"Goodie, it's so fun to be with my Frontyard Gang today." said Alley.
"Yeah!" said Wally.
Sally went into the living room, and was disgusted by what she saw.
"Aaugh!" Sally wretched. "Not this show!"
"Something wrong, Sally?" asked Charlie Brown.
"Why's Wally watching Alley?" asked Sally.
"Beats me." said Charlie Brown. "Every kid loves that annoying sack of red stuff."
"Well I can't stand it!" huffed Sally. "I'm writing a complaint to the channel!"
Over at the Halverson place, Cora, Tommy's little sister, was placed in front of the TV, watching Alley the Dinosaur.
"Good grief, not this show!" Tommy sighed as he saw the red and purple allosaurus.
"Come on, Son!" said Karina. "Cora really likes Alley!"
"I can't take much more of this!" said Tommy angrily. "I'm going for a walk!"
"You can still play with your trains in the basement, Tommy." said Karina.
"Not when that sack of red stuff is on." Tommy said.
And Tommy went outside, where he met his little cousin Katie.
"Hey, Cuz." said Katie. "Why in a foul mood?"
"Cora's watching Alley." said Tommy. "She's so mesmerised by that sack of red stuff!"
"You too?" said Katie. "Fred's doing the same thing."
"Why couldn't your parents let him watch something better?" wondered Tommy. "Like a show about trains with faces, or a firefighter, or a post carrier, or a show about puppet monsters on an unknown street?"
"Kids are obsessed with this red reptile!" said Katie. "It's even driving some adults insane!"
Crybaby Boobie had woken up and realised she was still in the museum, and the museum hadn't opened for business yet.
"Oh. Hopefully no one saw me." said Crybaby Boobie.
So Crybaby Boobie explored the museum, and noticed the dinosaur exhibit that had just opened.
"Yipes." Crybaby Boobie said. "Hope none of them eat me."
Crybaby Boobie continued to explore the exhibit, while scared, was rather intrigued by all the different sorts of dinosaurs that existed all those years ago.
"Wow! So many monsters." thought Crybaby Boobie.
Suddenly, Crybaby Boobie stepped over a velvet rope, sending her falling into a faux crater with a large egg.
"WHOA! AN EGG!"
Crybaby Boobie decided to nurture the egg as though she was a mother.
"Aw, aren't you a sweet little baby? I'm your mommy."
Suddenly, a rumble was heard.
"WHOA! WHAT'S THAT?!" cried Crybaby Boobie as she jumped off the egg.
She could see the egg was rumbling.
"Is it?"
The egg soon stopped rumbling.
"Oh. It's only my imagination." said Crybaby Boobie. "Probably part of the exhibit."
Soon, the egg began to rumble again.
"YIPES! IT'S SHAKING AGAIN!"
Crybaby Boobie tried to get out of the crater, but to no avail.
"HELP! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!"
The egg rumbled continued to rumble, and at last, the egg cracked into tiny pieces, revealing a blue Saurolophus.
"It's a… DINOSAUR! WAAAAAAHHHHH!"
And Crybaby Boobie tried everything she could to crawl out of the crater, but to no avail.
"Huh?" the dinosaur said in confusion.
Snoopy, who was still in the museum, looked at the crater where the dinosaur egg was, and…..
"AAAAAAAUGH!" Snoopy screamed.
And Snoopy ran out of the museum, all the way to the Browns' place.
Charlie Brown was discussing with Heather Wold the Little Red-Haired girl all about Alley the Dinosaur.
"You too, Charlie Brown?" asked Heather. "Henry's mesmerised by him too!"
"Seems to be popular with young children that show." said Charlie Brown.
As he said this, Snoopy ran towards Charlie Brown and demonstrated what he had seen.
"What is it, Snoopy?" asked Charlie Brown.
Snoopy mimed an impression of an egg.
"An egg….."
Snoopy mimed the impression of a dinosaur.
"A dinosaur?" quizzed Heather. "But….. dinosaurs no longer exist!"
"Bah!"
Snoopy just gave up and went home to inform Fifi.
"Whoa!" Fifi exclaimed.
"Mm hm." Said Snoopy.
Crybaby Boobie looked at the dinosaur and noticed it wasn't even willing to eat her.
"You don't look very scary." said Crybaby Boobie.
"Oh?" said the dinosaur.
"You're rather friendly." said Crybaby Boobie. "Since we know you're the last dinosaur alive now, we need to get you outta here before anyone finds you."
So Crybaby Boobie and the dinosaur decided to sneak out of the crater.
"Except…. I can't get out of this crater."
The Saurolophus lifted Crybaby Boobie with one of its hands and Crybaby Boobie was out.
"WEE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE!" cheered Crybaby Boobie.
Crybaby Boobie cheered so loudly, the dinosaur covered its ears. But soon, the dinosaur climbed out of the crater and followed Crybaby Boobie, who was looking for a way out.
"Now, how to get outta here."
Suddenly, she spotted a sign with the word "EXIT" on top.
"Exit! LET'S GO!"
And both Crybaby Boobie and the dinosaur snuck out.
"FREEDOM!"
Charlie Brown then explained Snoopy's dinosaur explanation to Lucy.
"As if!" scoffed Lucy. "Those monsters died out years ago!"
"Yet some of the animals that existed all those years ago survived." said Linus.
"Snoopy must have some wild imagination!" said Lucy.
"Maybe there are dinosaurs that still exist out there." said Rerun.
"Sally did say she saw a new dinosaur exhibit at the museum." said Charlie Brown. "So maybe Snoopy snuck in there too."
Sally came up to Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus and Rerun.
"Is it true Snoopy saw a live dinosaur?" asked Sally.
"I highly doubt it." smirked Lucy.
"Because the way Snoopy explained it, it seems to be true." said Sally.
Badcall Benny was out in the city, looking for his little sister.
"She was last seen at the museum." said Badcall Benny.
As soon as Badcall Benny arrived at the museum…..
"Psst! Over here!" came a voice.
"Huh?" said Badcall Benny.
Badcall Benny followed the noise and…..
"Bebe!"
"Hey, Big Brother." said Crybaby Boobie.
"What are you doing out here?" asked Badcall Benny.
"I found the exist." said Crybaby Boobie. "Andlook what I found!"
Badcall Benny looked behind and there was a large blue saurolophus, standing like 7 foot in height.
"Whoa!" cried Badcall Benny. "Where did you find that?"
"It hatched from an egg." said Crybaby Boobie. "I was scared I would become its food…."
"Don't worry!" laughed Badcall Benny. "This is a saurolophus, and they were vegetarian."
"Oh." said Crybaby Boobie. "Sorry I misjudged you."
The dinosaur nuzzled Crybaby Boobie.
"This dinosaur likes you." said Badcall Benny. "I mean look at….. good grief, this dinosaur needs a name!"
"A name?" said Crybaby Boobie. "How about Ducky?"
"Nah. Doesn't look enough like a duck." said Badcall Benny. "How about Cresty?"
"Cresty…. Sounds weird." Crybaby Boobie decided.
Charlie Brown, Lucy and Heather Wold went to tell everyone all about Snoopy finding a dinosaur. Charlie Brown phoned Shermy.
"A dinosaur?" said Shermy.
Shermy called Violet about it.
"A dinosaur that exists in our world?" said Violet.
Violet phoned Patty Swanson about it.
"A little dinosaur never hurt anyone." said Patty Swanson. "They died out years ago."
As she said this, Pig-Pen arrived.
"Hey, Patty." said Pig-Pen.
"Violet phoned about Snoopy finding a dinosaur." said Patty Swanson. "But I find it hard to believe."
"I guess dirt wiped them all out." said Pig-Pen.
Down in the city centre, outside Sparkyville Mall, Marcie and Peppermint Patty were discussing the finding of a dinosaur.
"Do you really think there's still a live dinosaur, Sir?" asked Marcie.
"There is a dinosaur on TV who drives people insane, Marcie." said Peppermint Patty.
"That's not a real dinosaur, Sir." said Marcie. "It's just a person in a costume."
"You never know, Marcie." said Peppermint Patty. "Chuck tells me his brother is mesmerised by him."
"Alley's popular with little kids, Sir." Marcie added.
"But we shouldn't ruin their imaginations, Marcie." said Peppermint Patty.
In the mall, Tommy and Katie were speaking all about Alley the Dinosaur.
"I can't believe kids would be into that sack of red stuff!" huffed Tommy.
"I think kids need a better role model." said Katie.
Tommy pondered and pondered…
"I know!" said Tommy. "I'll look for a costume of Alley and entertain Cora. And you should bring Fred over."
"Great idea, Cuz." said Katie.
So Tommy went into a costume store and searched for a costume of Alley the Dinosaur.
"Excuse me, Sir." Tommy asked the clerk. "Are there any costumes of Alley the Dinosaur?"
"Yes." said the clerk. "Only one left."
"Thank you." said Tommy. "Katie. You tell Charlie to bring Wally over. Ask Harold to bring Angela over. And ask Heather to bring Henry over."
"Shall do, Cuz." said Katie.
Crybaby Boobie and Badcall Benny made sure they were out of everyone's sight while making their way home with the saurolophus. The saurolophus was no ordinary saurolophus. This one could walk on its hind legs as well as walk on all fours.
"Still deciding on a name, Big Brother?" asked Crybaby Boobie.
"I am." said Badcall Benny. "How about Goose?"
"No. Then everyone will think this dinosaur is stupid." said Crybaby Boobie.
"Huh?" said the dinosaur. He was confused by what the word 'Stupid' meant.
Crybaby Boobie noticed a bus arriving from Chester, California.
"Chester?" she said.
"Chester!" said Badcall Benny. "Would you like that?"
The dinosaur was mesmerised by what Crybaby Boobie and Badcall Benny had just said. He nodded upon hearing the word 'Chester'.
"So Chester it is." said Crybaby Boobie.
"Yay!" Chester cheered.
When Tommy arrived home, he was just about to put on his Alley costume when he heard the telephone. He went to answer it.
"Hello?" said Tommy.
"Thomas. It's Emily."
"Hello, Emily." said Tommy. "How's things?"
"Not so good, Thomas." said Emily. "Do you know Alley the Dinosaur?"
"That sack of red stuff?" Tommy said, gritting his teeth. "My sister is mesmerised by him!"
"Wait, you have a sister?" asked Emily.
"Yes." said Tommy. "She was born in August, and her name is Cora. My cousin Katie has a brother, and his name is Fred."
"Really?" said Emily. "Well, my little brother Elliot is obsessed with him."
"Wait, you have a brother?" said Tommy.
"Yes." said Emily. "He was born shortly after I moved to California."
"Wow!" said Tommy.
"Thomas, we need your help. Find out what Alley is really like, because my mommy's show's ratings are dropping."
"Shall do, Emily. Thanks for calling me."
So Emily hung up, and Tommy dressed himself up.
By this point, Wally, Henry, Fred and Angela had arrived, and Tommy came out, dressed as Alley.
"Hi, Kids!" said Tommy in a deep convincing Alley voice, along with an American accent. "I'm so glad you've come to play with me."
"Yeah! Yeah!" said Wally.
"Golly, I have a super dee dooper lesson to give you." Tommy said.
"What lesson?" asked Henry.
"I know how much you love my show," continued Tommy. "But….. on occasion, maybe you should let your parents watch some talk shows, sitcoms or sports every once in a while."
"Huh?" said Fred, Katie's brother.
"Sure thing, Alley." said Wally.
"But before I leave, I have a special song to sing to you." Tommy said.
And this was the song, to the tune of 'This Old Man'.
I like you, you like me,
You're my special friends, you see.
With a hug, smile, laugh and a funny show to you,
Come on, say you like me too.
Special friends, till the end,
Friendships might be worth a mend,
Sing happy songs and just remain strong,
Nothing in life could ever go wrong.
"Remember, you're special!"
Tommy walked out and got out of his costume.
"So how did it go, Cuz?" asked Katie.
"I think they're taking it well." said Tommy. "However, I need to go to Los Angeles. Emily says her mum's show's ratings are sagging."
"Okay, Cuz." said Katie.
Tommy went to his mother to explain about the situation.
"Mum. You wouldn't mind a little holiday, would you?"
"Where to?" asked Karina.
"Los Angeles." said Tommy.
"Los Angeles?" said Karina. "Why?"
"To… pay a visit to Emily, and meet her little brother Elliot." said Tommy.
"Great idea." said Karina. "We could use a holiday."
On the very same day Tommy was to go to Los Angeles, Frieda came over.
"Good luck in Los Angeles, Tommy." said Frieda.
"Thanks." said Tommy.
"We'll be rooting for you." said Frieda.
Frieda kissed Tommy goodbye, and he hopped into the car.
"What a brave sweeteridoo I have." said Frieda.
On the other side of town, Crybaby Boobie and Badcall Benny were looking for a bus when Molly Volley came up to them.
"Uh oh. Fat Legs is here." gulped Badcall Benny.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" yelled Molly Volley.
"He….. er.. called you Flat Legs." said Crybaby Boobie.
"He'd better have!" said Molly Volley. "Because after you cost me a tennis game all those years ago, I'm gonna break your legs and break your racquets too!"
"Oh no! NO!" cried Crybaby Boobie.
Chester the Saurolophus could see Crybaby Boobie and Badcall Benny were in trouble, so he jumped right out and stopped her in her tracks.
"RAR!"
Molly Volley looked up at the ginormous lizard.
"D…. D…. DINOSAUR! AAAAAAAUGH!"
And Molly Volley ran away.
"Good one, Chester!" said Badcall Benny.
And he nudged the blue saurolophus in the arm.
Just then, a bus arrived.
"Excuse me, Sir?" said Badcall Benny. "Where's this bus going?"
"Los Angeles." said the driver.
"Let's go." said Crybaby Boobie. "Come on, Chester.
Crybaby Boobie and Chester hopped on first. Upon seeing Chester, all the passengers screamed.
"Fear not!" said Badcall Benny as he paid his fare. "This is a person in a costume!"
"Oh." said the passengers.
"Suckers." sniggered Badcall Benny.
Some hours later, Tommy and his family arrived in Los Angeles.
"Tommy, you walk Cora, we'll check into our hotel room." said Boco.
"You got it, Dad." said Tommy. "Come on, Cora. We're exploring Los Angeles!"
Cora, in her stroller, looked at all the sights and sounds of Los Angeles.
"Wow!" said Cora.
"You like it, don't you?" said Tommy.
Boco and Karina had checked into their hotel room and the bags were brought in. Tommy and Cora were soon finished with their sightseeing and came back to the hotel.
"What does Cora think of Los Angeles?" asked Karina.
"She already likes it." said Tommy. "Anyway, I have a phone call to make."
Tommy made the phone call, and some hours later, he went into his room to change his outfit.
Crybaby Boobie, Badcall Benny, and Chester were still on the bus. They had remained on the bus the whole trip. They were eager to go to Los Angeles to get their dinosaur away from Sparkyville lest someone came to take the dinosaur away.
"Excuse me?" said Badcall Benny. "How much farther to Los Angeles?"
"A couple more hours left." said the driver.
"A couple of hours? WAAAH!" cried Crybaby Booby.
"Now now, Sis." said Badcall Benny. "We'll be there soon enough."
"Okay, Big Brother." said Crybaby Boobie.
And the bus forged ahead.
Next morning, Emily was in her room, polishing her fingernails after putting on her purple sparkly dress and her red pumps when she heard the doorbell ring.
"I'll get it!" said Emily as she polished her last nail.
Emily walked down and opened the door to reveal a red and purple Allosaurus.
"Alley?!" cried Emily. "What's he doing here?!"
'Alley' walked in, and escorted Emily back to her room.
"Alley, why are you at my place?" asked Emily. "Aren't you supposed to entertain my little brother?"
"Relax, Emily." said 'Alley'.
"And you know my name!"
"Actually…."
'Alley' removed his head and revealed…..
"Thomas?!"
"Yes, Emily. It's me." said Tommy.
"Oh, Thomas! You came over to Los Angeles to see me!"
And Emily hugged Tommy. Tommy blushed at this.
"Good to see you too, Emily." said Tommy.
Elliot walked up to Tommy.
"And this must be Little Elliot!" said Tommy.
"He sure is." said Emily. "Elliot, this is Thomas."
"Hewo, Thomas!" said Elliot.
Later, Tommy and Emily went to the studio where Alley the Dinosaur was filmed.
"There he is." whispered Emily. "Biggest sensation with kids."
"Then I have just the ticket." said Tommy. "Emily, you ask Alley to go to your place, and have Elliot distract him.
Emily went into Alley, who was making a phone call.
"Get rid of those toys! Make sure there's nothing but Alley videos, DVDs and toys!" Alley said.
"He's doing all this deliberately!" Emily gasped.
"Huh?" said Alley. "Who are you?"
"Hi." said Emily. "I have a little brother who's a big fan of your show."
"Really?" said Alley. "So where is he?"
"He's… at my house." said Emily.
"But I have a show coming on!" said Alley.
"Then get someone else to run it for you." said Emily.
"I guess so." said Alley.
As Emily brought Alley along, Tommy knew this was his cue.
"Now's my chance!" said Tommy.
At this moment, Crybaby Boobie and Badcall Benny, who'd already arrived at Los Angeles, went exploring.
"Wow!" said Badcall Benny.
"THERE'S TOO MANY STUDIOS!" bawled Crybaby Boobie.
"Oh, good grief, not this again!" groaned Badcall Benny.
"THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE, IT'S TOO CLOSE TO A MOUNTAIN! THE SIGN IS TOO BIG!" cried Crybaby Boobie.
"Calm down, Sis!" said Crybaby Boobie. "Everyone's looking!"
"Oh. Sorry about that." said Crybaby Boobie. "But I'm not Crybaby Boobie for no reason."
"Anyway, let's just enjoy the sights and sounds of Hollywood." said Badcall Benny.
So that was what the Ferguson siblings did. Chester, their Saurolophus, looked all around the city. He was intrigued.
"Hollywood?" Chester said.
"Hold it!" said Crybaby Boobie. "Chester! Did you say something?"
"I said Hollywood." said Chester.
"Good grief! You can talk!" exclaimed Badcall Benny.
Chester looked at more sights and sounds of Hollywood, and one thing caught his eye.
"Alley? Dinosaur?"
"Alley the Dinosaur?" Crybaby Boobie said.
"Ugh! I hate that sack of red stuff!" groaned Badcall Benny.
"Not me!" said Chester. "Let's find the studio."
So Chester lifted Crybaby Boobie with his left arm, and Badcall Benny rode his tail.
Over at the Browns' house, Charlie Brown, Sally and Wally were watching TV. Charlie Brown switched to Alley the Dinosaur.
"Big Brother, do we really have to watch this?" asked Sally.
"Yes." said Charlie Brown.
At the van Pelt place, Linus changed to Alley's channel.
"Oh, Linus! Really?" asked Lucy.
"Yes." said Linus. "There's a good reason to watch this."
"Tommy said I need to watch today's episode of Alley." said Frieda.
"Come on, Patricia!" said Gordon. "Why Alley?"
"You'll see." winked Peppermint Patty.
The TV came on, and what looked to be Alley walked onto the set. Really this was Tommy, but nobody knew.
"Hiya, Kids!" said 'Alley'. "Today, I have a very special lesson I'd like to teach you."
"Oh?" said the kids.
"Your heroes aren't all they make themselves out to be." said 'Alley'.
Alley was about to sign an autograph for Elliot, Emily's brother, when…..
"Hey! Who's doing this?" demanded Alley. "Oh, I'll get the rat who's doing this!"
"Alley, wait!" called Elliot.
"Not now, Elliot." said Emily. "Let's watch Alley."
'Alley', really Tommy, was continuing to talk to the children.
"There's something you really need to know about Alley." said 'Alley'. "He's just making his show to earn money, not for entertaining you children."
The real Alley walked in, furious to see what the other one was doing.
"That's an imposter!" said the real Alley. "He's not the real Alley!"
"No, Kids!" said the fake Alley. "He's a phony!"
"I'm the real one!" said Alley. "And my proof is….."
Alley stepped on the fake Alley's tail, causing him to feel pain.
"AAAUGH!" called the fake Alley in an Australian accent.
"You rattasaurus!" roared Alley. "I'll get you!"
And both Alleys fought each other. They slapped and stamped each other on the foot. The fake Alley rammed himself into the real Alley.
"Hey! Not friendly!" said Alley.
"Hey!" said Lucy. "This show's good now!"
"If I ever get a sibling, I'm letting them watch this after all!" said Mary Stewart.
"I like this now." said Schroeder.
"I like this now!" said Janice.
"Me too!" said Lindsey.
As the fake Alley rammed the real Alley off stage, Chester walked on, and both Crybaby Boobie and Badcall Benny watched.
"What do you think he's doing?" asked Crybaby Boobie.
Chester looked around and saw the children.
"Oh….. Hi, children!" said Chester. "So sad to see Alley fighting his evil counterpart. But how would you like to spend today's show with….. Chester, the Last Dinosaur!"
The children cheered.
"That must be the dinosaur Snoopy was talking about!" said Charlie Brown.
"Snoopy was telling the truth!" said Heather Wold.
Henry just watched on, mesmerised by Chester.
And Chester put on sunglasses and got out a guitar. He started playing some music. Everyone got off the couch and danced to his music.
"You go, Chester!" said Crybaby Boobie. "Entertain those kiddies!"
And after Tommy's fight with Alley, Alley's show was cancelled, only to be replaced by a show featuring a real dinosaur; Chester, the Last Dinosaur. Crybaby Boobie, who was responsible for finding Chester, came home.
"Mommy! Daddy!"
"Bebe! You're home!" said Bill.
And he and Bethany hugged their daughter.
"Hey, Mom! Hey, Dad." said Badcall Benny. "We're gonna be raking in the money."
"Why?" asked Bethany.
"We helped create the new show, Chester, all because I found him!" said Crybaby Boobie. "They'll be sending in our money, and we'll be rich, rich, rich!"
And both Crybaby Boobie and Badcall Benny happily watched the show they inadvertently made, seeing Chester entertain the kiddies.
