Episode 3: When Universes Collide

(Woodlands of Denial - Another Dirt Road)

We begin this episode with the foursome of Akechi, Wakaba, Kunikazu, and their newest addition Sputnik the Rabbit Poppet. As they walk, Sputnik is learning more about Akechi and his two friends.

Sputnik/Jinx: So let me get this straight, Goro. You lived a double life as a Phantom Thief and a Detective for the Tokyo Police.

Akechi/Crow: That's right.

Sputnik/Jinx: But when your father learned about your abilities, he wanted to take advantage of them, so you changed his heart and went after his Antisocial Force, taking them out and changing their hearts one by one?

Akechi/Crow: (Nods his head) Mmm-hmm.

Sputnik/Jinx: And in your mission of juggling your normal life and your Phantom Thief life, on top of avoiding being found out by your coworkers, you recruited the other Phantom Thieves who would later become your friends, and they would meet a grizzly fate at the hands of a demon you dubbed 'The Grand Reaper'?

Akechi/Crow: Unfortunately. But thankfully I had enough courage to finish the rest of the Anti Social Force off by myself and even take down Yaldabaoth.

Sputnik/Jinx: Oh I heard about him. From what Master Philemon has told me, Yaldabaoth, in most of the universes he appeared in, sought to merge the Metaverse with reality. I can't believe you went toe to toe with an entity that powerful and lived to tell the tale.

Akechi/Crow: It wasn't easy, but through our battle, it felt as though the spirits of my friends were watching me, cheering me on, and pushing me to victory.

Sputnik/Jinx: Your friends sound like they meant a lot to you.

Akechi/Crow: They really did. I know I should go out and make more friends, but I don't want my heart to go through another tragic loss.

Sputnik/Jinx: Yeah, I know, you said that before.

Wakaba: Loss is a part of life, Goro. Experiencing things like that should make us stronger, not weaker. I truly believe that if you push yourself and make more friends you'll be happier, and I know that my daughter and her friends, wherever they are now, will be happy for you.

Akechi/Crow: (Sighs) Why don't you two get better acquainted with Sputnik?

Sputnik/Jinx: Not a bad idea, birdbrain. (Looks over at Wakaba and Kunikazu) So your respective daughters kicked the bucket. That's gotta be rough.

Kunikazu: It wasn't easy at first, but as the months turned into years you eventually accepted that they're gone and there's nothing you can do about it. The only thing you can do is remember the good times, and play them on an endless loop in your mind…if only I had more happy memories with my daughter.

Sputnik/Jinx: What do you mean, old timer?

Kunikazu: I'm a CEO for my own fast food corporation, Okumura Foods. Growing up my folks and I weren't exactly that well off. I used my rough upbringing as an excuse to pursue wealth and success in the worst possible way. I overworked my employees, and even worse than that, I put my own needs before my own daughter's. It's a miracle that she still wished to talk to me after she, Akechi, and their friends changed my heart.

Sputnik/Jinx: So you're a reformed asshole is what you're saying?

Kunikazu: Yes. After my change of heart, I made it a goal to be a better person and a better father; the man I was before greed clouded my mind. I got to show Haru my compassionate side for at least a few weeks before fate took her away from me. There are still so many things I want to do and say to prove to her that I could be the father she deserved. And now I'll never get that chance.

Sputnik/Jinx: I think your daughter knows you're trying your best, sir.

Kunikazu: Thank you, Sputnik.

Sputnik/Jinx: (Turns to face Wakaba) So what about you? What's your story?

Wakaba: Well, I used to be a Psientific Researcher for the government before Futaba's death.

Sputnik/Jinx: So you're a scientist?

Wakaba: Not in the way you're thinking. My job entails researching anything involving cognitions of the human mind. And in my research I've found a world just like this. Heh, heh…never in a million years would I think that I'd get the chance to explore the very world that I've spent countless hours researching. There's not a word in the dictionary that can describe how overjoyed I am.

Sputnik/Jinx: You know what they say. If you love what you do, you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Wakaba: That's the thing. Maybe I liked my job a little too much. On most days I ended up pushing my poor Futaba to the wayside so I could learn more about cognitive psience. I was immature and took too much pride in my work. After I met a kind man named Sojiro Sakura, he taught me just how important it was to balance work and leisure. I owe him my life for teaching me that lesson, and giving me the chance to spend time with Futaba before she was killed. After Futaba died, I ended up breaking up with Sojiro. Not through any fault of his own, I just felt like we were drifting apart.

Sputnik/Jinx: Death can sometimes break people apart…but more often than not, they can bring them closer together. If you still really care about this Sojiro person, when you get back to your world, you should give him a call to see if he wants to hang out with you.

Wakaba: You really think he would?

Sputnik/Jinx: Don't know until you try.

Wakaba: You know, for a little rabbit, you sure to give lots of good advice.

Sputnik/Jinx: I try.

Kunikazu: (Groans in pain) Hold that thought, everyone, my right knee is killing me.

Kunikazu sits down on a nearby rock to take off his backpack. He opens his backpack up and pulls out some painkillers and a knee brace. He puts the knee brace over his right knee before taking his painkillers with a sip of some water from his bottle.

Kunikazu: (Finishes taking his pills before looking at Akechi) Never get old, Akechi, never get old.

Sputnik/Jinx: Will you be alright, sir?

Kunikazu: Don't worry, knee pain comes with being in your fifties. You get used to it.

As Kunikazu tends to his knee, Sputnik looks down the dirt road. She looks into the distance and sees what looks like another Goro Akechi; this one wearing all black with a red lensed mask that covers most of his face. The 'Other Akechi' sees the foursome in the distance and runs away.

Sputnik/Jinx: You!

Kunikazu, Wakaba, & Akechi/Crow: Huh?

Sputnik/Jinx: (Begins chasing after the 'Other Akechi') You're not going to get away from me that easily!

Akechi/Crow: (He, Wakaba, and Kunikazu begin to give chase) Sputnik, wait up!

The three humans chase after the Rabbit Poppet, who is chasing after this 'Other Akechi'. One can only hope that the four of them aren't running headfirst into a trap.


(BGM: 'Counter Identity' by Unison Square Garden)

(Bokura wa koe ga kareru made Sonzai, tsuzukeru (jiizasu))

A three-way split screen shows Ren, Akechi, and Minato in their universes standing on the edge of a building, staring at the sunrise on the horizon. After a while, the three of them jump off of the building and land in the New Metaverse dressed in their Phantom Thief outfits; Joker, Crow, and Lion respectively. Once they land on their feet, they run off into the distance as the title 'P5: Persona 5: From Metaverse to Multiverse' appears

(Me wo samaseba sanjuupon no hikaru no taba wo Iiwaketachi wo tada moteasobu jikan ga yurusu kagiri.)

In the Woodlands of Denial, we see the group of Ren, Makoto, Futaba, Sophia, Kaoru, Sae, Ryuta, Sojiro, Wakaba, Takemi, Ichiko, Takeishi, Toshiro, and Eri riding through the forest in Sputnik's car form; a hummer. The group is taking in the landscape and the Shadows inhabiting the area

In the Desert of Anger, we see the group of Ryuji, Ann, Shiho, Mika, Hayato, Hifumi, Naoya, Kazuya, Daisuke, Zenkichi, Shinya, Akane, Nakaoka, and Chihaya riding across the arid landscape in Morgana's car form. The group is taking in the landscape and the Shadows inhabiting the area

(Soshite subete ga sono iiwake de makanaeru gurai no sekai. Dakara umarete kuru imi toka mo son nani taishita mon janai)

In the Isles of Depression, the group of Akechi, Eiko, Sumire, Ichiro, Kas, Kimiko, Minato, Riku, Mai, Yutaka, Nayoko, Akihiro, and Kana are sailing across the water in Sputnik's Trawler Boat form.

In the Tundra of Bargaining, the group of Haru, Yusuke, Yuuki, Himari, Hotaru, Mana, Mitsu, Nariko, Kaito, Wataru, Kunikazu, Sadayo, Old Morgana, and a sleeping Chikao are seeking refuge from a snowstorm in a cave.

(Nan hyakkai kurikaeshita. Nodde mou ikkai. Hajimatte iku nai teru no? Waratteru no? Tte mou takusanda yo)

Inside Chikao's dream, he's in a dark void when he sees Claudette. Chikao tries to run up to her only for a purple haze to separate them. The purple haze gets so bad that it envelope the entire screen. When the haze clears, viewers are met with the masked gaze of Hoshigami who holds out his scepter, a blue flash of light blinding the viewer

(Hottoite warui me ga haete mo. Sonna me de minaide. Uso tsui chatte. Gomennasai, nante iu tsumori mo nain dakara)

When the light dissipates, we see the likes of Ren/Joker, Ryuji/Skull, Morgana/Mona, Ann/Panther, Yusuke/Fox, Makoto/Queen, Futaba/Oracle, Haru/Noir, Akechi/Crow, Sumire/Violet, Toshiro/Patriot, Eri/Partisan, Sophia/Sophie, and Zenkichi/Wolf standing across from their evil counterparts; The Falldown Thieves. Standing with the Falldown Thieves are Claudette and Sugimura, the latter of whom snaps his fingers causing an earthquake. The heroes retreat as what comes out of the ground next is a giant tortoise like Shadow with a large tree on his back with nine huge glowing pieces of fruit; Shadow Yggdrasil. Joined by the rest of their friends, the 58 Phantom Thieves get ready to fight the Shadow Yggdrasil.

(Bokura wa koe ga kareru made. Sonzai shi tsuzukerundayo. Taiyou ni se o mukenagara)

Shadow Yggdrasil is on the attack, first by summoning Shadow Zombies and Shadow Pterodactyls for the Phantom Thieves to fight. Futaba/Oracle is in the Necronomicon, ready to support her comrades and analyze enemies.

The likes of Sae/Arbiter, Yutaka/Dizzy, Nayoko/Warrioress, Morgana/Mona, Old Morgana/Old Mona, Remus/Tricky, Sputnik/Jinx, Kas/Crash, Sumire/Violet, and Ichiro/Hawk are fighting off the Shadow Zombies.

Meanwhile, the likes of Daisuke/Ace, Ryuta/Owl, Kimiko/Angel, Himari/Bumblebee, Kana/Darner are using their wingpacks to take to the skies and take on the Shadow Pterodactyls. On the ground, we see the likes of Ryuji/Skull, Hotaru/Feature, Akihiro/Mariner, Wataru/Maestro, and Mana/Shogun aiming their attacks at any Shadow Pterodactyls that get too close to them.

The Shadow Yggdrasil fires a Kougaon from his 'Alfheim Fruit' at Shiho/Shinobi, who dodges as she continues to run towards the giant Shadow. Shiho is just distracting the monster so that the other Thieves can attack the Shadow Yggdrasil's fruits.

The likes of Makoto/Queen, Hayato/Romeo, and Kazuya/Courage fire Nuclear Attacks at the Vanaheim Fruit. Haru/Noir, Nariko/Mage, and Chihaya Prophet fire Psy Attacks at the Helheim Fruit. Ichiko/Flapper, Hifumi/Wraith, and Tae/Raven fire Curse Attacks at the Alfheim Fruit. Akechi/Crow, Yuuki/Paladin, Sojiro/Chief fire Bless Attacks at the Niflheim Fruit. Ann/Panther, Shinya/Ranger, and Riku/Clockwork are firing Fire Attacks at the Jotunheim Fruit.

(Anata no koe ga itai hodo ni tsukisasarukara. Dounimo omoidouri ni susumanai Sukoshi damatte yo (Closing Intrumentals))

Yusuke/Fox, Akane/Spirit, Mitsu/Edgerunner, and Sadayo/Lady are firing Ice Attacks at the Muspelheim Fruit. Minato/Lion, Wakaba/Pharaoh, and Nakaoka/Diesel are firing Earth Attacks at the Svartalfheim Fruit. Kaito/Professor and Kunikazu/Colonel are firing Cosmos Attacks at the Midgard Fruit. Mai uses her powers to craft a 'BFG' which she uses to attack the Shadow Yggdrasil's Asgard Fruit. Also attacking the Asgard Fruit is Eiko/Jester, Naoya/Beat, Mika/Cheetah, Kaoru/Spore, Takeishi/Coyote, Zenkichi/Wolf, Sophia/Sophie, Toshiro/Patriot, and Eri/Partisan.

All of the attacks connect and badly damage all nine of the Shadow Yggdrasil's Attack Fruits, allowing Ren/Joker to get up on the giant shadow's back where he comes face-to-face with the Falldown Thieves, Sugimura, Claudette, and the Father of Shadows himself; Hoshigami. Ren/Joker scowls at the villain before said villain look to his side to find Chikao and Sojiro looking up at him in horror.

As Hoshigami turns his attention back to Ren/Joker, he turns his scepter into a sharp, blue scythe as Ren Summons his Persona, Satanael. Hoshigami charges at Ren, who takes out his knives to block Hoshigami's scythe swing.

This battle turns out to be all in Ren's imagination as we then cut to an image of him and the rest of our heroes staring up at Hosghigami's castle in the Kingdom of Acceptance before the intro finally ends.


(Woodlands of Denial - Forest Clearing)

With the group from the 'Canon Universe', it's been a few hours since they met Chikao and had their first encounter with Hoshigami, decided to stop and take a snack break. Most of the group of 37 were seen chatting while the likes of Ren, Sojiro, Hayato, Hifumi, Haru, Chihaya, Naoya, and Daisuke were seen making pizzas over a fire that they had made.

Naoya: I can't believe you not only packed pizza ingredients and toppings but also a large baking sheet to cook them on, Daisuke.

Daisuke: What can I say? I like to be prepared. (Goes back to putting toppings on one of the pizzas)

Naoya: Yeah. (Under his breath) It's one of the things I love most about you.

Daisuke: You say something, Naoya?

Naoya: Oh, uh, nothing.

With Hayato and Hifumi, they're putting some cheese on the pizzas before handing them to Ren and Sojiro for baking.

Hifumi: I can't remember the last time we made pizzas together, Hayato.

Hayato: It's been too long, really. We really should have more 'homemade pizza nights' you and me. I forgot how much fun it is to put the different toppings on.

Hifumi: It's even more fun when you have someone to make them with.

Hayato: You know it.

While the eight of them were cooking up some pizza, some of the other 31 were socializing with each other. Ichiko Ohya had packed a flask of alcohol and offered some to Kuro Takeishi, who took her up on the offer. Chikao, the newest addition to the group, is looking at a photo of him and Claudette. Chikao lets out a depressed sigh the longer he stares at it. Meanwhile, Sae is using Ryuta as a sparring partner so she can practice her Aikido skills.

Ryuta: Nice moves, Sae. Really nice. (Blushes as Sae wipes sweat from her brow)

Sae: (Teasingly) Hey, focus bucko! My eyes are up here! (They go back to sparring)

Next, we see Ann sitting underneath a tree, toying with her whip. She still has a sad and troubled look on her face as we see Ryuji looking at her from a far, worried about his beloved. As he continues to stare at her, Takemi passes by.

Ryuji/Skull: Hey, did something happen during Ann's physical earlier today? Ever since we got here she's been sulking.

Tae: She told me not to tell you anything. As a doctor and close friend, I have to respect her wishes. (Walks off, leaving a confused, annoyed, and worried Ryuji behind her)

Ryuji/Skull: (Continues looking at Ann; to himself) Come on, Ann. Just tell me what's wrong.

With Kaoru and Sophia, the two of them are having a conversation when Hiro Nakaoka passes by and chuckles at the idea of a human falling in love with an AI. Annoyed, Kaoru turns to Sophia to ask her a question.

Kaoru: Hey, Sophia, can you give me a list of insults to call someone the next time they make fun of me.

Sophia: Well, if someone comes at you with an attitude, you can always say 'eat me'. However, since Nakaoka in particular is a jock, you can always call him a 'meathead'.

Kaoru: Alright, thanks for the tip.

Sophia: Here's some more information you might be interested in. Sometimes when two people make fun of each other, it doesn't necessarily mean that they hate each other. It's just a way to express their friendship for one another. Maybe next time one of our friends makes fun of you, don't take it to heart.

Kaoru: People really make fun of each other to showcase their friendship for one another?

Sophia: In some cases, yes.

Kaoru: I guess I have a lot to learn about friendship. Before I met Ren, I never really had that many friends. Thanks for the advice, Sophia.

Sophia: (Smiles) Anytime.

As the two of them smile at each other, Ren appears holding out a pizza in front of them. The snack are served.

Ren/Joker: Pizza Time!

Moments later and everyone is split up into small groups so they could socialize whilst eating their pizza. One group in particular consists of the likes of Yusuke, Ryuta, Naoya, Kazuya, Yuuki, Nakaoka, Takeishi, Ichiro, Hayato, and Kaoru. The ten men are talking amongst themselves.

Takeishi: So, Kaoru, making any headway with your artificial girlfriend? (Most of the other guys chuckle)

Kaoru: Hey, an artificial girlfriend is better than having no girlfriend at all.

Takeishi: Meh, can't argue with that. (Takes a bite of pizza). But I don't know, lately I feel like I've been getting closer to that Ohya chick.

Kazuya: You and Ichiko? Yeah, I can see that.

Naoya: You both do love to party. Having something in common is usually how most relationships start. Take Ichiro for example. He and Sumire have a love and passion for gymnastics in common.

Ichiro: Now if only I could muster the courage to tell Sumire how I feel.

Nakaoka: You mean you two aren't dating?

Ichiro: Truth be told, I don't even know if she likes me in that way.

Nakaoka: Have you asked her?

Ichiro: That depends, have you told Chihaya how you feel about her? Anytime she comes to Tokyo, you're always one of the first to greet her and help her with selling her produce.

Hearing Ichiro say that made Nakaoka blush in embarrassment.

Takeishi: Dude, you have a crush on that country bumpkin?

Nakaoka: Hey, lay off, Chihaya is a nice woman. I like being around her.

Ryuta: My boy, 99% of the world's problems started with the words 'She's a nice woman'.

Hayato: Ryuta's right. I'm sure Adam thought Eve was a nice woman and look what happened there.

Kazuya: I wouldn't talk if I were you. Last I heard you have it down bad for Togo.

Hayato: (Blushes) Me and Hifumi…yeah, we're pretty close. We've known each other since we were kids, you know.

Kaoru: Hifumi was basically the girl next door for you. We all have one.

Takeishi: But are you and Hifumi seriously not dating? For God's sake, you two are living together. If that's not an indicator that you two are seeing each other I don't know what is.

Hayato: FYI, two people of different genders can live together without being in a romantic relationship…(Blushes with embarrassment) Even if there was one instance where we accidentally slept with each other.

Yuuki: What?! You mean you and Hifumi did the deed and you two still aren't together?!

Nakaoka: Is it a friends with benefits deal?

Hayato: Nothing like that! Look, it was an accident. Both Hifumi and I went to a party in an apartment upstairs from us, we had a few too many, we went back to our apartment, and I don't know how it happened, but we both wound up in her bed the next morning with no clothes on.

Ryuta: Well, congratulations Hayato, you've made it farther than most of us with the object of our respective affections.

Yusuke/Fox: How about you, Ryuta? How are things going between you and Sae?

Ryuta: Like most of you, I'm too chicken to tell her how I really feel. But I'll tell you, Sae is one of the most badass girls I've ever met.

Yuuki: I know what you mean. Much like Makoto, on top of being both smart and easy on the eyes, she's not afraid to break a bone when the time calls for it.

Ryuta: I just love the kind of woman who can kick my ass.

Yuuki: (Chuckles) Well, my taste in women is a little more laid back than that.

Hayato: Who are you crushing on, Mishima?

Yuuki: For as long as I can remember, I've always had a crush on Shiho.

Ryuta: Wait. You mean our Shiho or a different Shiho?

Kazuya: How many Shihos do you know, bud?

Ryuta: I guess that was a dumb question.

Yuuki: Ah, it's okay. Anyway, much like Hayato and his situation with Hifumi, Shiho and I have known each other since we were kids. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but my folks were always so busy with their jobs that they never really had time for me. Fortunately, they were good friends with Shiho's parents and I was usually left in their care while they worked. Shiho and I have been through a lot together. We saw each other almost everyday growing up and we did practically everything together. Even when we were abused regularly by Kamoshida, at least Shiho and I took comfort in knowing that we were going through the pain together; one of us always knew what the other was feeling. That's why sending Shiho to see him that one time is my biggest mistake in life. I know over 10 years have passed since then, but I don't think I've fully forgiven myself for that. That's why I try to better myself by working out and trying to be more confident and assertive with myself so that I can protect the people I love…Shiho being one of them.

Nakaoka: Sounds like you and I are on the same boat, Mishima. I've never really forgave myself for being Kamoshida's informant either, and telling him all about Sakamoto's mom. That's why, ever since I was outed, I vowed to be a better person and a better friend. But despite making great strides in redeeming myself, I can't seem to shake this guilt.

Ichiro: I know this probably isn't what you want to hear right now, but you two need to accept that what happened is in the past and move on. Dwelling on it and thinking about what you should've done won't fix things or make everything better. Instead that guilt is going to eat you alive and send you to an early grave. The important thing is you've both learned from your past mistakes and you're striving to be better people because of them. That's what life is, really; just one big learning experience with a new lesson being taught every day.

Yuuki: You're right Ichiro.

Nakaoka: Yeah, we're sorry for bringing everybody down.

Kazuya: Don't sweat it, dudes. You both had a moment. Everyone is entitled to one every now and again. But if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to our troubling love lives.

Takeishi: You're in love?

Kazuya: Is that so hard to believe? Anyway, I've always had this thing for Sadayo.

Yuuki: Oh word?

Kazuya: Yeah. While mine and Naoya's parents sent him to Kosei, they sent me to Shujin. That's where I met Sadayo, who had just started teaching there, believe it or not. She noticed that I had trouble grasping onto the subject matter and she took me under her wing for a weekly tutoring. At first I was less than thrilled, but the more time we spent together, the closer we got, and soon I went from seeing one once a week to once a day, I enjoyed her company that much. Not to mention, I suffered from serious bullying problems at Shujin, so Sadayo was always the one to look out for me and tell me the things that I needed to hear. For a while, she was the reason why I got out of bed every morning because I knew that when I got to Shujin Academy, she'd be there waiting for me.

Kaoru: Well, you're not a student anymore, you're a functioning adult. So why don't you ask her out?

Kazuya: In case you've forgotten, I became the leader of a gang of criminals and thieves. No doubt Sadayo heard about our misdeeds on the news. I don't think there's a snowball's chance in hell that she and I will end up together.

Naoya: You don't know that. Besides, you've changed a lot since those days, bro. You're making an honest living, you've cut all ties and connections with your old gang buddies, and you're actually treating me like a legitimate human being. I'm sure Sadayo noticed these changes, and when you muster up the courage to ask her out I'm almost positive that she'll say yes.

Kazuya: You have a lot of faith in me, little bro.

Naoya: That's because you don't have enough faith in yourself, Kazuya. I believe in you, bro. I know that you and Sadayo will be together one day.

Hayato: So, Naoya, who are you crushing on?

Naoya: (Blushes with embarrassment) This is where things get a little bit awkward. See, I'm a little different when it comes to my taste in 'significant others'.

Kaoru: Oh…so, are you saying that you're.

Naoya: Yes, Kaoru, I'm gay. Other than Kazuya, you guys are the only ones I've told.

Ichiro: We kind of figured there was something about you, dude.

Naoya: Huh?

Ichiro: Well, on top of you knowing the lyrics to every Tonya Winters song, we all noticed how you get flustered around Daisuke? Anyone with eyes can see that you have it bad for him.

Naoya: Can you blame me though? I mean Daisuke is laid back, never makes a big deal about anything unless it's really necessary, treats everyone around him with respect, he's a drummer, and…Ryuta, I know he's your cousin and you probably don't want to hear me say this…but he's fucking hot! (Hearing that makes Ryuta chuckle) The rub comes with the simple fact that I don't know what team Daisuke plays for.

Yusuke: Have you ever considered asking him?

Naoya: (Sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I'm just going to walk up to Daisuke and casually say, 'Hey, Daisuke, guess what I'm gay. If you're gay too, do you want to go out with me?'

Ryuta: Naoya, at what point did you forget that I'm Daisuke's older cousin? I've known the kid ever since he was born, and I know just about everything there is to know about him. So, allow me to inspire hope by saying that my cousin, Daisuke Watanabe, is single and bisexual.

Naoya: Really?! You-You're not messing with me right now, are you?

Ryuta: I'm as serious as a heart attack, pal. And for the record, if the day comes where you and Daisuke do become an item, I'll welcome you to our family with open arms.

Naoya: Thank you, Ryuta, really.

Hayato: Well, Yusuke, I guess that just leaves you. Who's the lucky girl that you're harboring affections for?

Yusuke: Well, Hayato, over the years I feel as though I've gotten closer to Haru. Ever since her father died, I'd always come with her to bring flowers to her grave, and she'd open up to me about what he was like before greed overcame him. I was basically her confidant and her shoulder to cry on, and I was happy to be of service to her. She and I would have late night conversations over the phone, and she'd help me with art projects while I help out at her Cafe in return. Haru and I are a friendship, a partnership, and a fellowship.

Ichiro: That's a lot of ships.

Takeishi: I'm honestly surprised you're a simp for a rich girl, Yusuke. Last I checked those types of chicks are very high maintenance.

Yusuke: Not Haru. She's different.

Nakaoka: The bottom line though is that we all have different tastes in women, or men in Naoya's case, and all ten of us are too chicken shit to tell our respective girls how we feel.

Kazuya: By all accounts it really shouldn't be that hard. It's just, 'Hey, I like you, do you like me'. I think the fact of the matter is we're all scared of being rejected.

Yuuki: Well, how about we fix that. (The other nine guys look at him) I mean, come on, most of our other friends have found someone that makes them happy. Ren has Makoto, Ryuji has Ann, Shinya has Akane, Toshiro has Eri, and even Takemi has that guy she met when we did that car wash all those years ago. What was his name?

Naoya: I think it was Asahi if memory serves.

Yuuki: Thanks. Anyway, we deserve a shot at happiness too. So, let's make a pact. The ten of us, before this journey is over, we're going to tell our respective crushes how we feel. Even if they say 'no', being rejected is better than living the rest of your lives without having ever tried asking them.

Hayato: Mishima's right. We've got to try!

Yuuki: So we're all in agreement. We're going to try and ask our crushes out, consequences be damned?

The other nine guys nod their heads in agreement.

Yuuki: Alright. Then I hereby christen this endeavor as 'Operation: Union'! Hands in if you're in.

The ten guys put their hands together and as Yuuki countdown, the ten men shout…

All 10: Operation: Union!

After opening their hearts about their crushes, the 10 men go back to eating their pizza and chatting amongst themselves.

Most of the other groups look like they're almost done eating their pizzas. Ryuji looks over at the group Ann is seated with and he sees her get up from her seat and wander into the forest. Curious and still worried about his wife, Ryuji leaves and goes to follow her.

Ryuji/Skull: I'll be right back guys.

Sojiro/Chief: Where are you going, Ryuji?

Ryuji/Skull: Just going to go for a little walk. I'll be back soon. (Walks off into the forest after Ann)

Chikao: Wandering off on your own in a strange world of which you're not familiar with does not sound like a smart idea.

Ren/Joker: You're right. I'm going to go follow him and make sure he doesn't get hurt.

Morgana/Mona: Hope you don't mind if I tag along.

Makoto/Queen & Sojiro/Chief: Us too.

Ren/Joker: Alright, guys, let's go.

The four Phantom Thieves follow Ryuji into the woods.


(Woodlands of Denial - Another Dense Forest)

Ryuji wanders the woods for a few moments before spotting Ann sitting on top of a rock staring down at the ground.

Ann/Panther: (Depressed sigh) What am I going to tell Ryuji?

Ryuji/Skull: Ann!

Ann looks to her side to see Ryuji approaching.

Ann/Panther: Ryuji, babe, what are you doing here?

Ryuji/Skull: I saw you wander off into these woods by yourself and I didn't want you to go alone. This is the Metaverse we're dealing with; a place filled to the brim with strong and freaky creatures, and I don't even want to think about what'd happen to you if Hoshigami appears while you're out here by your lonesome.

Ann/Panther: (Coldly) I appreciate the gesture, Ryuji, but I think I can take care of myself.

Ryuji/Skull: Ann, is everything alright? You haven't been yourself at all lately. Did something happen at Takemi's clinic when you went there?

Ann/Panther: (Somberly) I don't want to talk about it.

Ryuji just stares at his girlfriend, unsure of what to do or say to turn her mood around. The blonde man felt absolutely helpless. As the two of them partook in a lover's quarrel, however, another Shadow was eyeing them from the bushes. This Shadow appeared to be half man-half goat; a Satyr. Around the Satyr's neck was a pan flute; his weapon of choice.

Satyr: Finally! I knew I'd find at least some of those Phantom Thieves of Hearts that Father Hoshigami was talking about if I looked hard enough. Their defenses are lowered already, this is going to be all too easy. Now I just need to distract them long enough before I go in for the kill. (He brings his pan flute up to his lips) My 'Song of Love' should do the trick.

The Satyr takes a quiet, but deep breath before blowing into his instrument, allowing a soothing melody to come over the area. Ryuji and Ann both heard this melody and start looking around to see where it's coming from.

Ann/Panther: Huh?

Ryuji/Skull: What's that sound?

As they continue to look for the source of the music, Ann suddenly starts to feel amorous as a deep blush appears on her face, her eyes become half closed, and her lips curled into an adorable smile. She then looks over at Ryuji as she licks her lips. Ann begins to purr in an almost catlike manner before slowly sauntering her way towards her boyfriend. Ryuji hears his girlfriend's footsteps and turns in her direction to see her looking lustfully at him.

Ryuji/Skull: Ann, are you feeling alright?

Ann/Panther: I'd be feeling so much better if you were holding me in those strong arms of yours.

Ann then takes out her whip and lashes out with it, wrapping it around Ryuji and allowing her to pull him closer to her. Soon, Ryuji was starting to feel the very same feelings that his girlfriend was feeling, no doubt because of the music.

Ryuji/Skull: (Lustfully) Ann…

Ann/Panther: Don't speak. Let's just let this melody take us away.

With that, Ann and Ryuji begin making out with each other, as their make out session brings them down to the ground. Meanwhile, the Satyr Shadow is watching this as he continues to play his 'Song of Love'.

Satyr: (Thinking to himself as he plays his flute) Excellent. Once these two get busy, they'll be too distracted to see me come up so I can kill them and serve their heads to Father Hoshigami on a platter.

The Satyr continues to play his 'Song of Love' from his hiding place in the bushes while Ryuji and Ann continue to play tonsil hockey not far from him. The two blondes stop kissing and look each other in the eyes. Ryuji moves his hands to the part of Ann's outfit that was barely concealing her breasts. He was about to take them out from the confines of her latex bodysuit when…

Ren/Joker: Valkyrie!

Satyr: What?!

The Satyr Shadow looks to his left to see Valkyrie coming at him with Rising Slash. The Satyr jumps out of the way of the attack, but in doing so he drops his pan flute, allowing the Rising Slash to hit that instead, breaking it. As soon as the Satyr stopped playing his 'Song of Love', Ryuji and Ann stopped kissing each other and looked at each other with the utmost confusion.

Ann/Panther: Did…Did we almost just…you know.

Ryuji/Skull: I think so. I really don't know what came over us. It must've been that music. Thank goodness it's gone.

Morgana/Mona: Lady Ann! Ryuji!

Ann and Ryuji look to see Ren, Morgana, Makoto, and Sojiro approaching them.

Ryuji/Skull: What are you guys doing here?

Ren/Joker: We saw you two wander off into these woods by yourself and we figured something might happen, and we were right.

Makoto/Queen: Thankfully Ren saw what looked like a Shadow playing some kind of a pan flute in the bushes, and he figured that that's why you two were acting so strangely.

Sojiro/Chief: Strangely isn't the word I'd use, but alright.

Morgana/Mona: Where did that Shadow go anyway? I don't think you finished it off, Joker.

As if on cue, the Satyr Shadow comes out from the bushes, an angry look on his face. He looks over at the six Phantom Thieves with hatred in his eyes.

Ryuji/Skull: So you're the super freak that tried to distract us by having me and my girl boink. Guess what, your plan failed and without your little flute you're powerless!

Satyr: You think I'm powerless without my flute?! You stupid, stupid, man! I don't need a silly little flute to defeat you or your friends! Watch this!

With an angry roar, the Satyr transforms into a tall and evil Shadow Minotaur. The Minotaur, who is much bigger than the Satyr he once was, looks down at the six Phantom Thieves with its piercing red eyes before letting out a low, but angry growl.

Ryuji/Skull: For real?!

Ann/Panther: Aw man, what do we do now?

Morgana/Mona: I know what I'm doing! I'm getting the hell out of dodge! (Runs away)

Sojiro/Chief: Wait up!

The five human Phantom Thieves chase after the cat Poppet as the Minotaur begins chasing them down.


(Woodlands of Denial - Forest Clearing)

Meanwhile, the rest of the group from the 'Canon Universe' have finished their pizza and have finished packing everything up, ready to continue their journey towards Philemon's Village of Hope.

Yuuki: Alright, I guess we're ready to head out.

Futaba/Oracle: Where's Sojiro, Ren, and the others though?

As if on cue, the six Phantom Thieves come running out of the forest screaming, 'RUN!'

Mika: Run? From what?

Just then, the Minotaur bursts through the trees, letting out a viscous roar to the heavens as the rest of the group panic and follow after their six friends. The only one staying behind is Hayato, who looks up at the beast with fire in his eyes. Hifumi notices this and goes back for Hayato.

Hifumi: Hayato, what are you doing?! We need to leave!

Hayato: I may not be a Phantom Thief, but I'm not scared of this thing! Hifumi, watch me be a man!

With that, Hayato picked up a nearby rock and threw it right at the Shadow Minotaur's head…to very little effect. Instead the Minotaur roars right in Hayato's face, deeply scaring him. As a result, Hayato picks up Hifumi bridal style and they both run away together.

Hayato: SAYONARA, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

As Hayato and Hifumi take off in the direction their friends ran off too, the Shadow Minotaur continues to pursue them.


(Woodlands of Denial - Rocky Area)

With the 'Slice of Life' Group, the likes of Minato, Old Morgana, and Remus are fighting against a Shadow Triceratops.

Remus/Tricky: Take this, Shadow scum! (Fires a round from his flare gun, which dazes the Shadow for a few seconds before he comes charging at the Tortoise Poppet at full speed) MOTHERFU-!

Before the Shadow Triceratops could trample Remus, Minato and Old Morgana manage to stop him by firing their respective ranged weapons into the Shadow's eyes, blinding him. Because of that, the Shadow Triceratops starts rampaging around violently. As that's going on, the rest of the 'Slice of Life' group are hiding behind some rocks, with Hotaru recording the battle.

Hotaru: It is here we see the male Ceratopsidae…

Riku: How can you tell the sex?!

Hotaru:...Known by the locals as weird fucking dinosaur thing…

Yutaka: What locals?!

Hotaru:...Assert primal dominance against the bipedal tortoise, bipedal fat cat, and rare half man/half lion.

Kas: Hey, Mr. Director, in case you haven't noticed our friends are fighting for their lives here!

Hotaru: The bipedal fat cat steps up to puff out its flabby chest to ward off this handsome predator.

Himari: You'd better start taking this seriously, babe. Because if they lose, then that dinosaur could fucking eat us!

Akihiro: She's right, Hotaru. In the event that those three fail, we need to be ready to save them and run.

Meanwhile, Kimiko is watching her brother, cat, and Remus continue their battle against the Shadow Triceratops.

Kimiko: Man, those guys are so cool, especially Minato. I wish I could become a Phantom Thief so I can help him somehow instead of hanging out here in the nosebleeds.

The Shadow Triceratops gets his bearings straight just as Minato, Remus, and Morgana get ready to wind things up.

Minato/Lion: You guys ready?

Remus/Tricky & Old Morgana/Old Mona: Ready!

Minato, Remus, and Old Morgana summon their Personas of Tarzan, Merlin, and Old Zorro respectively. Merlin fires off a Psio, Old Zorro unleashes Garula, and Minato has Tarzan use a new Earth Skill, 'Terraga'. With this skill much larger rocks with three points instead of one appear from the ground as Tarzan sends them flying at the enemy. The three moves hit the Shadow Triceratops, destroying it. When the dust settles, Minato smiles confidently as the other 14 come out of hiding.

Minato/Lion: And that's that.

Mitsu: You boys did an excellent job.

Mana: Hardly anything stands a chance against us.

Mai: I almost feel bad that we're putting most of the monster fighting on you guys' shoulders while the rest of us are sitting on our hands.

Old Morgana/Old Mona: Don't sweat it, Mai. You guys have a very good reason for not participating. You all lack Personas or proper weapons to deal with Shadows. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll all become Phantom Thieves in due time.

Kimiko: I hope so, Morgana. I just feel so useless knowing that you three are busting your humps to protect us and we're doing virtually nothing in return.

Minato/Lion: Providing moral support is all the help we need, Kimiko, don't worry.

Kimiko frowns and looks down at the ground, wishing that there was more that she and the rest of her friends can do to help.

Himari: Well, I guess if there's nothing left to do here, we might as well keep looking for the first of these Fortresses Remus keeps talking about.

Nayoko: If only we knew where these fortresses were. I feel like we've explored most of this forest and we have yet to come across anything that looks remotely like a fortress.

Just then, the group hears a loud, monstrous roar in the distance.

Kaito: That can't be good.

Nariko: Whatever it was, it sounded pretty close.

Minato/Lion: We'd better go check it out.

The 'Slice of Life' Thieves run towards the direction of the roar to see just what was going on.


(Woodlands of Denial - Another Rocky Area)

The 'Canon Thieves' are still running away from the Shadow Minotaur who is still hot on their trail.

Shinya: Why the hell are we running from this thing?! Can't you guys just cast your Personas on it?!

Yusuke/Fox: We'll do that once we hopefully get enough distance between us and this beast!

Takeishi: And pre tell when's that going to be?

Sumire/Violet: Just shut up and keep running!

As the group kept running, Shiho ended up tripping and falling, catching the attention of Yuuki. Shiho turns around and sees the wrathful Shadow Minotaur glowering down at her, ready to strike. Shiho was too paralyzed with fear to do anything. As the Minotaur prepared to finish Shiho off, Yuuki ran as fast as he could to get between it and her.

Yuuki: Back off from her, you overgrown bovine!

Shiho: (Deeply touched that Yuuki came back for her) Yuuki…

Yuuki: You wanna pick a fight?! How about you pick one with me!

Minotaur: With pleasure!

The Minotaur raises a fist, ready to take out Yuuki and Shiho in one punch. As they both shut their eyes, ready to embrace the horror of their fate, they heard someone shout…

Minato/Lion: TARZAN!

(BGM: 'Return to Ashes' from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)

Suddenly, the Shadow Minotaur gets hit by a Rising Slash from Tarzan's spear, sending the evil Shadow back.

Minotaur: What?!

The Minotaur looks to see Minato, Remus, and Old Morgana ready to oppose him. Minato turns back to Yuuki and Shiho and briefly gets a look of curiosity on his face as he recognizes them as his own universe's version of Yuuki and Shiho, but about 20-30 years younger. He quickly regains his focus when he remembered he has a monster to fight and people to protect.

Minato/Lion You guys okay?

Yuuki: We are now.

Minato/Lion: Great.

Remus and Old Morgana come to Minato's side, and both Yuuki and Shiho look both confused and surprised at the 'tubbier' Morgana.

Shiho: Is that Morgana?

Yuuki: We've gotta get out of here, Shiho, come on!

Yuuki and Shiho run to safety with their friends, leaving the three Phantom Thieves to fight the Shadow Minotaur. Meanwhile, the rest of the 'Slice of Life' group catch up to their friends in time to see them do battle with the big Shadow.

Minato/Lion: (To the two Poppets with him) Let's give him hell, boys!

Remus/Tricky & Old Morgana/Old Mona: Right!

The Shadow Minotaur slams his fists down at the three Thieves, who jump out of the way and counterattack by firing ranged shots from their wrist mounted crossbow/slingshot/flare gun. The Minotaur just shakes these attacks off before charging at the three Phantom Thieves. Before the Minotaur could run them over, Minato grabs Old Morgana and Remus and he jumps up high over the Minotaur. Once the three Thieves get their feet back on the ground, they're ready to fight again.

Old Morgana/Old Mona: Quickly! While his back is turned! Zorro!

Old Zorro fires a Garudyne the Minotaur's way.

Remus/Tricky: Merlin!

Merlin fires a Psiodyne from his staff towards the Minotaur.

Minato/Lion: And Tarzan!

Tarzan fires another Terraga towards the Minotaur.

The three attacks hit the Shadow Minotaur hard, bringing him down to his knees. As soon as he's down, Minato runs towards the monster with his spear.

Minato/Lion: And to top it all off, here we go!

Minato leaps up high in the sky and impales the Shadow Minotaur through the back of the head, destroying him once and for all. With the Shadow Minotaur defeated, Minato spins his spear around before striking a victorious and badass pose.

(End BGM)

With the battle over, everyone comes out of hiding so they could congratulate the three heroes.

Ryuji/Skull: (To Minato) You have some sweet moves, new kid.

Riku: Another exceptional battle, Minato.

Ren/Joker: (Remembers that name) Minato?!

Minato/Lion: That voice! (Looks at the group from the 'Canon Universe', specifically Ren and Ann) Mom? Dad? Is that you?

Ann/Panther: Did that guy in the lion mask just call Ren and me his parents?

Ren/Joker: That's not all Ann, look.

Ren points at the rest of the 'Slice of Life' group as the walk towards the rest of their friends. Not only is Minato, Akihiro, and Kimiko getting closer to him and Ann, but Himari is getting a closer look at Ryuji and Makoto. Mana, Mitsu, and Wataru are getting closer to Haru and Yusuke. Nariko and Kaito are getting a closer look at Shiho and Daisuke. Riku and Mai are getting a closer look at Futaba and Yuuki. Hotaru is getting a closer look at Hifumi and Hayato. Kas is getting a closer look at Ichiro and Sumire. Yutaka is getting a closer look at Sae and Ryuta. And Nayoko is getting a closer look at Sadayo. All of these humans are referring to these 17 as 'mom' and 'dad' in a rather confusing tone.

Meanwhile, Morgana is getting a look at his older and fatter alternate self, with Old Morgana looking back at his younger self in a depressed manner.

Old Morgana/Old Mona: (Looking at the younger Morgana) Aw geez, I used to look like that?

Morgana/Mona: Yeesh, what happened to you? You look like you've had one piece of fatty tuna too many. (Chuckles)

Old Morgana/Old Mona: Yeah, laugh it up. (Points at himself) Just remember that this could be you one day if you don't cut out your own fatty tuna eating habits!

Hotaru: Mom, is that you?

Hifumi: Mom?

Yutaka: Chi-Chi? How'd you get so young?

Ryuta: What the hell did you just call me?

Himari: I can't believe I get to see my own mother and father dressed in their Phantom Thief gear.

Makoto/Queen: I'm sorry, do we know you?

Minato/Lion: You may not know us since you come from a universe separate from our own, one where my friends and I don't exist. But where we come from, you guys are our parents, so we know exactly who you guys are.

Ryuji/Skull: For real?!

Hotaru: Better believe it Uncle Ryuji! (Takes out his camera to start recording) This is so good! I can't not record this with my camera!

Wataru: You don't need to record every single minute of this journey, you know.

Himari: You clearly don't know Hotaru and his passion for filmmaking well enough, Wataru. Even back home, and especially when Hibiki was first born, Hotaru was always ready with the camera to capture our daughter's first steps, her first birthday, her first words, her first bike ride, and so on.

Hotaru: Can't blame me for wanting to capture every monumental moment in our lives, can you? Although one thing I can't seem to figure out is why some of you aren't as filled with love for each other as our world's version of you guys. (He then notices Ann coming towards Ryuji and Makoto coming towards Ren) And why is the Other Ann embracing the Other Ryuji, while the Other Makoto is embracing the Other Ren?!

Mai: Aw geez, this can't be real. Everything has gone off the rails.

Kas: Don't forget, I'm here for you, babe.

Mai: Thanks, babe. (Kisses her wife)

Sumire notices Kas giving affection to another woman and also realizes that Kas looks very similar to her.

Sumire/Violet: Wait, are you my daughter from another universe?

Kas: That's right, Other Mother! I'm Kasumi II Tanaka. But everyone just calls me Kas for short.

Sumire/Violet: And you're…you know. (Pointing at Mai)

Kas: Happily married and in love with the girl of my dreams? Yes I am!

Sumire/Violet: (Weirded out) Uh…that's…great.

Ichiro: Feeling a little uncomfortable, Sumire?

Sumire/Violet: (Shakes her head) No! Not at all! I'm just surprised I have a daughter, that's all.

Daisuke: Alright, time out everyone. We need to go over some things so we know exactly who you guys are, who is shacking up with who in your universe, and so you can get better acquainted with the likes of us and our friends. Okay?

Slice of Life Group: Okay.

Takeishi: Well, if we're really doing this, let me just start by saying, 'Welcome to Operation Mindfuck!'

All: Shut up, Takeishi!

Everyone settles in so they can listen to each other's stories.


(Woodlands of Denial - Ruins Area)

With the 'Lonely Thief Group', they manage to chase the 'Other Akechi' down to some ruins of what appeared to be an old shrine of some kind. As they enter the shrine, they find the 'Other Akechi' standing at the shrine's altar; a gazebo covered in moss.

Sputnik/Jinx: Finally! (Takes out her baseball bat) We've finally caught up with you!

Kunikazu: Sputnik, what did you drag us to?

Sputnik/Jinx: Lady and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to one of Hoshigami's captains and the second in command of the Falldown Thieves!

The 'Other Akechi' looks at the foursome and just smirks and chuckles.

Wakaba: I don't care who he is, Sputnik! If he works with Hoshigami, he could've lured you into a trap!

Falldown Akechi/Crow: She's right to lecture you, little rabbit. (Hearing him speak sends goosebumps down Akechi's body) For all you knew I could've been leading you into a trap where you and your friends would meet an untimely demise. You are a very powerful Poppet, Sputnik, but you're certainly not the brightest one.

Akechi/Crow: That voice…it's my voice!

Falldown Akechi/Crow: (Looks over at his 'good counterpart') Master Hoshigami told me that some of those damn Phantom Thieves of Hearts have made it into his New Metaverse. And how apropos that the first Phantom Thief I run into is my 'good counterpart'.

Akechi/Crow: Enough of your words! (Takes out his Lumina Saber) Just who are you and what do you want?!

Falldown Akechi/Crow: I thought it would be obvious by now, other me. I'm you if you just embraced the darkness within you!

Akechi gasps.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: (Low cackle) See, in my universe, I grew tired of always being under my father's thumb. I felt like he only saw me as one thing and one thing only; muscle for his pathetic cause to become Japan's Prime Minister. So, when the rest of the Falldown Thieves caught up to me and offered me the chance to get the ultimate revenge on my old man, I just couldn't say no. To make a long story short, we took care of old man Shido, killed his Shadow Self with no mercy, and he went through a mental shutdown not long after that. And you know what, if I could go back in time and do it all over again, I would!

As Falldown Akechi cackles loudly, Sputnik, Kunikazu, Wakaba, and especially Akechi stare up at the Falldown Thief with a look of utter disgust.

Akechi/Crow: Mental shutdowns. That's exactly what my universe's version of my father wanted me to do to the likes of Kunikazu and Wakaba.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: So why didn't you? Why didn't you fully embrace the darkness within you so you could become just as powerful as me?

Akechi/Crow: Killing power and embracing evil doesn't make a person powerful. From day one I've always wanted to do the right thing; be someone's hero and strive to make the world a better place one step at a time, without resorting to mindless killing and random acts of violence. You on the other hand seem to think that that kind of thing is the only answer.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: And it's because of mine and my team's, as you call it, 'random acts of violence' that Master Hoshigami noticed us and gave us the chance to work alongside him in creating a better multiverse!

Sputnik/Jinx: Is that what he told you? I hate to be a wet blanket, but something's telling me that Hoshigami is just using you and your friends as a means to an end. Once he gets what he wants he's just going to ditch you guys the first chance he gets. It's what villains like him do.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: You know nothing about our master, silly rabbit. He's a benevolent man who treat us and his Shadows as if they were his own children. He's not called 'the Father of Shadows' for nothing, you know!

Sputnik/Jinx: And when you fail him I bet he's not so benevolent, right? Right?!

Falldown Akechi/Crow: (Fake yawns) Your yammering is starting to bore me, so let me get down to why I'm here. I volunteered to come out here to these very Woodlands so I can take care of you and any other Phantom Thieves that wandered into these woods. I promised my master that I could exterminate you. (Takes out his red serrated swords) And I'm not one to go back on my promises!

Akechi/Crow: I can see there's only one way out of this conflict. Very well, allow the two of us to show you the error of your ways!

Sputnik/Jinx: Then when we're done, you'll tell us everything you know about Hoshigami's Fortresses and where you're keeping all of the other Poppets!

Falldown Akechi/Crow: I'd rather die before I tell you anything in that regard, silly rabbit!

Sputnik/Jinx: Ask and you shall receive!

As Kunikazu and Wakaba hide behind a statue to avoid getting caught up in the battle, Sputnik and Akechi charge at the Falldown Thief, melee weapons held high. The two Phantom Thieves and one Falldown Thief clash melee weapons before we cut to the next scene.


(Woodlands of Denial - Another Rocky Area)

With the 'Canon' group and the 'Slice of Life' group, the latter group is trying to make sense of whatever that the former group told them.

Minato/Lion: So let me get this straight so there's no mistakes. (Looks at Ren, Makoto, Ryuji, and Ann) The other versions of my father and Auntie Makoto are together since they both have similar intellect and similar likes and dislikes, and on top of that they got close from being study partners and by pretending to be a couple so they could participate in a double date with Eiko and her boyfriend at the time.

Ren/Joker: It also helps that Makoto can be pretty badass sometimes. I love women who don't take any nonsense from anybody.

Makoto/Queen: You have some pretty badass moments yourself, sweetie.

Minato/Lion: Okay. And as for the other version of my mom and Uncle Ryuji. They're together because they've known each other since Middle School, a bond being cemented when Ryuji dyed his hair blonde to defend Ann from getting bullied because of her own blonde hair. They can also be themselves around one another without fear of judgment and are comfortable with each other.

Ann/Panther: It also helps that he's pretty good in the sack.

Hearing that makes the 'Slice of Life' group cringe, especially Minato and Kimiko.

Minato/Lion: Well, good to know that our mother is always thirsty no matter what version of her we're dealing with.

Himari: You know, the reason this version of my dad dyed his hair blonde is exactly the same reason our version of him dyed his hair.

Nariko: Don't be offended when I say this, Himari, but I've often felt like Ren should've been with your mom and Ann should've been with your dad. I don't know why but that always made sense to me.

Kaito: Well, good to know that there's a universe where such a reality exists, and we're looking at it.

Kimiko: (To the other 13 alternate versions of their parents) Anyway, as for the rest of you, you guys aren't together for one reason or another.

Yuuki: Most of us are just friends, Kimiko. I don't even think Futaba likes me that way after our first encounter with each other all those years ago left a bad taste in our mouths.

Futaba/Oracle: Are you seriously still mad that I called you an NPC?

Hayato: Yeah, most of us are just friends…(Takes a quick glance at Hifumi; to himself) Even though some of us wish we were more than just friends.

Mana: And in the case of this alternate version of Nariko and Kaito's dad…he's a fan of the man.

Daisuke: Technically bisexual with a preference towards men, but if it means anything I did date Shiho for a few months.

Nariko: What exactly happened that caused you two to break up?

Shiho: I realized that Daisuke was more attracted to males and we decided we were better off as friends. I was willing to be his 'beard' on a few occasions though.

Remus/Tricky: Why? Can't Daisuke grow facial hair of his own?

Hotaru: A beard in this instance, Remus, is when a homosexual hires someone of the opposite sex to act as their boyfriend/girlfriend whenever they go out in public.

Remus/Tricky: You humans are so weird.

Hotaru: You don't know the half of it, my man.

Nariko: (To Daisuke) You know, the version of you from our universe is bisexual too, but with a preference towards women. Not trying to sound homophobic, but I'm surprised that there exists a world where my dad is…for lack of a better word…gay.

Kaito: Meh, I'm not really surprised.

Nariko: Huh?

Kaito: Let's think logically here for a second, Nariko. We're dealing with a multiverse here. And a multiverse involves worlds just like ours, but there's something different about each universe that sets it apart from the others. Certain events that happened in one universe may or may not have happened in another one. Someone we know from our world may or may not exist in another one. A persona can even have one name in one universe, but a completely different name in another universe. So, the idea of another version of ourselves having a different sexual orientation really isn't that farfetched.

Shiho: (After listening to Kaito's ramblings) Hmm. I wonder if there exists a world where Ann and I are together.

Mika: Is that really so important to you right now, Shiho?

Nayoko: And finally we come to the alternate version of my parents. I see the alternate version of my mom…but I don't see the alternate version of my dad.

Sadayo: Who's your father, Nayoko?

Nayoko: Former Shujin Academy janitor turned history teacher, Mr. Yamato Hashimoto!

Sadayo: Who?

Nayoko: What?

Sadayo: I don't know who that is.

Nayoko: Come on, Other Mother, you know what I'm talking about. Yamato Hashimoto; the three of us go fishing together. He's always blasting 60s music whenever we do housework. You and him 'get busy' on Thursday nights! For God's sakes please tell me you're messing with me and you know who he is!

Sadayo: (Shrugs her shoulders) Sorry.

Nayoko looks absolutely distraught knowing that either this version of her mother hasn't met Yamato, or Yamato doesn't exist in this alternate universe.

Yutaka: Hey, don't act so down, Nayoko. We knew that this was a possibility given that these guys come from an alternate universe. And besides, Yamato is back in our world safe and sound.

Nayoko: I know. It's just a hard pill to swallow, knowing that there's a world where my father possibly doesn't exist.

Ryuji/Skull: Well that's enough about us. What can you guys tell us about yourselves? What do our kids from another universe have going on for themselves?

Minato/Lion: Well, I'm a doctor. Mana is set to inherit her mother's cafe whens he retires, but she also takes after her father by painting when she has time off. Mitsu is a concert violinist. My sister Kimiko is an actress. Hotaru is a film director. Himari is a tennis coach who competes in tournaments herself. Kaito is a scientist that specializes in astronomy. Nariko has her own bakery. Riku and Mai are video game developers. Kas is a professional wrestler, my half brother Akihiro is a fisherman with his own business. Wataru is a singer, and both Yutaka and Nayoko are still students at Shujin Academy with bright futures ahead of themselves.

Nakaoka: Dang, you guys have some pretty kick ass careers.

Mana: Most of us also got married and have kids. Kimiko and Kaito are married with twin boys named Akira and Tatsuki, Tats for short. Riku is married to Nariko and they have a son named Sojiro, Soji for short.

Sojiro/Chief: Nice name.

Riku: Nariko and I named our son after you since you died in our timeline.

Sojiro/Chief: (Disturbed) Oh…

Mana: Anyway, Kas and Mai got married and adopted a daughter named Tsumugi. Hotaru and Himari got married and have a daughter named Hibiki. And that leaves Minato, Mitsu, and myself.

Ryuji/Skull: For real?! You three got married?!

Mitsu: Yup! Minato and I have a son named Haruto while Minato and Mana have a daughter named Sayuri.

Yusuke/Fox: That's just…wow.

Ren/Joker: I can't believe my son and Haru and Yusuke's kids from another universe are in a polyamorous relationship.

Makoto/Queen: I can't believe we're all grandparents in this alternate universe.

Sophia/Sophie: I can't believe it's not butter!

Ren and Makoto just look at Sophia quizzically as if asking, 'What does that have to do with anything?'

Sophia/Sophie: Sorry…I thought we were doing a thing.

Akihiro: As for Yutaka, Wataru, and myself, we were the result of a sperm donation to families in need. Meeting our world's version of you guys was the best thing that ever happened to the three of us. If it weren't for my world's version of Ren and his family my father's fishing business wouldn't be here today.

Wataru: If it weren't for my world's version of Yusuke for believing in me, I wouldn't be a famous singer and I'd still be working as a disc jockey in Sapporo.

Yutaka: And thanks to my world's version of Ryuji, Makoto, Ryuta, and Sae, I would still be a street urchin picking pockets for my next meal.

Akihiro: The three of us owe our lives to your other selves; we're eternally grateful.

Ren/Joker: We're glad that our 'other selves', as you called it, could help.

Nayoko: And me, I was just an orphan at an orphanage when Papa Yamato and my universe's version of Sadayo came along. They adopted me and the rest is history.

Kaito: You know, I don't think any of us have ever once asked how you wound up in that orphanage to begin with.

Nayoko: It's…uh…it's nothing I want to talk about right now.

Kaito: Alright, I understand.

Yutaka looks at Nayoko with a tinge of curiosity and worry in his eyes. Nayoko is hiding something and Yutaka wants to find out what it is so he could better help her.

Minato/Lion: I guess that's really all you need to know about us. Now let's get down to brass tacks. You guys are a group of Phantom Thieves, and I'm a recent Phantom Thief. It only makes sense that we travel together to wherever it is we are going.

Akane: We appreciate the offer, but our group is big enough already without-

Ren/Joker: Sure.

Akane: Huh?

Ren/Joker: Based on you and I appearing in the Velvet Room together recently, it's clear that our two groups have a common goal; defeat Hoshigami. And we could always use a few extra sets of hands to boot. (Walks up to Minato) And I'm sure the rest of your friends will become Phantom Thieves with Personas of their own in due time. (He holds out his hand for Minato to shake) What do you say, Minato? You want to team up with us and save a couple of worlds?

Minato/Lion: Other Father…(He shakes Ren's hand)...I would be honored to fight alongside you.

Ren/Joker: Perfect. (Minato and Ren stop shaking hands)

Minato/Lion: Anyway, there was another person in the Velvet Room with us, wasn't there?

Ren/Joker: Yeah, another version of Goro Akechi.

Kas: From what we understand, Akechi was a friend turned enemy who worked as a muscle for some schmuck named Masayoshi Shido. But he died trying to save you guys.

Ren/Joker: I can see the same fate befell Akechi in both of our universes. But apparently there's a third universe where Akechi is not only still alive, but he never turned to the dark side. And if our two groups are here, then Akechi and his group must be around here somewhere.

Suddenly, a loud explosion in the distance caught everyone's attention. The two groups look to see smoke rising in the distance.

Ren/Joker: And I think I know where to find him. Thieves, you're with me. Non-Thieves, stay here. It could get dangerous. Let's move!

Minato/Lion: Let's rock!

With that, the likes of Ren, Minato, Remus, Ryuji, Morgana, Old Morgana, Ann, Yusuke, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, Sumire, Zenkichi, Sophia, Toshiro, and Sojiro run to the explosion to see what event was occuring, leaving the Non-Thieves of both groups in their wake.

Wataru: You heard the man, let's find a safe place to hide.

Mitsu: Where can we hide?

Wataru: We're in a forest, we're practically surrounded by hiding places.

Ichiko: (Under her breath) Yeesh, that half-son of Yusuke's is a real wimp.

As everyone was trying to figure out a place to hide, Kimiko was just staring off in the direction the Thieves ran in. Nariko and Kaito notice this and they go up to her to see what's wrong.

Kaito: Kimiko, what's going on? You're just staring off into space right now.

Kimiko: There's gotta be something I can do to help them.

Nariko: You can help them by not getting involved and hiding like they told us to do. They're professional Phantom Thieves. I think they know what they're doing.

Kimiko: Most of them are professional Phantom Thieves, but my brother has only been a Phantom Thief for a few hours! There must be something I can do to at least help him, and I'm going to do just that!

Kimiko then runs off in the direction of the explosion, and, not wanting his wife to get hurt, Kaito opts to chase after her.

Kaito: Kim, stop! (Begins chasing her)

Nariko: Kaito, wait!

Nariko is about to chase after her brother, but is stopped by Daisuke.

Nariko: Other Father, let me go!

Daisuke: I know it sucks to see your brother and sister-in-law run into the face of danger, but right now you need to worry about yourself. I'm sure they'll be alright!

Mai: (Watching Daisuke hold Nariko back) Aw man, I sure hope Kimiko and Kaito know what they're doing.


(Woodlands of Denial - Ruins Area)

Akechi/Crow: Robin Hood!

When Robin Hood gets summoned, he fires a Megaton Raid in the form of one of his arrows, but Falldown Akechi quickly dodges out of the way, only to get in the path of Sputnik.

Sputnik/Jinx: Mulan!

When Mulan gets summoned, she fires a 'Florala', a Nature Skill that involves even more razor sharp petals being hurled at the enemy than 'Flora'. The sharp flower petals envelop Falldown Akechi, but he blocks most of the petals with his serrated swords. When the attack ends, Sputnik charges at Falldown Akechi with her baseball bat in hand…but as she swung her bat, Falldown Akechi dodges out of the way and grabs and picks up Sputnik by the ears.

Sputnik/Jinx: GAH!

Akechi gasps as he sees his evil counterpart grab the rabbit Poppet, as do Wakaba and Kunikazu who are in hiding.

Kunikazu: Sputnik!

Akechi/Crow: Damn it!

Akechi takes out his Moebius gun and is about to fire it at Falldown Akechi, only for him to hold up Sputnik so she's in the line of fire; he's using the rabbit Poppet as a shield.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Nah-uh! I'd reconsider my next move if I were you!

Akechi lowers his Moebius gun and glares at his evil counterpart, who just smirks back at him.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Good. Now that I have one of the two escaped Poppets, I just have to look for the other one. Of course, now that I have what I want, that means your time walking amongst the living has just ended…LOKI!

And so, Falldown Akechi summons his Persona, Loki. The evil Persona sees Akechi and comes charging at him with his blade.

Kunikazu: NO!

Wakaba: Goro, watch out!

Akechi shuts his eyes, anticipating the incoming attack when he hears this…

Minato/Lion: TARZAN!

Ren/Joker: VALKYRIE!

Akechi opens his eyes to see the Personas of Tarzan and Valkyrie blocking Loki's attack. The two good Personas push the evil Persona back, much to Falldown Akechi's disgust.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: What?!

Not long after that, the likes of Ren, Minato, Remus, Ryuji, Morgana, Old Morgana, Ann, Yusuke, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, Sumire, Zenkichi, Sophia, Toshiro, and Sojiro enter the scene. As they pass them by, Kunikazu and Wakaba notice Haru and Futaba and they stare at the alternate versions of their respective children in awe.

Wakaba: Futaba…

Kunikazu: Haru…

As that was going on, Kimiko and Kaito finally make it to the ruined shrine, but they hide behind a stone pillar so they could avoid being detected by Falldown Akechi.

Kaito: Kim, I love you, but this is without a doubt the craziest thing you've ever done!

Kimiko: I just want to make sure my brother is safe.

Kaito: Babe, it looks like a 17 v. 1 battle. If they don't win this, I'll be shocked.

Meanwhile, Falldown Akechi just stared at the group of Phantom Thieves in disgust.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Ugh, just what I needed to see. More of you.

Ren/Joker: (To Akechi) Are you okay?

Akechi/Crow: Much better now that you're here. Thank you.

Haru/Noir: I don't believe it. Ren was telling the truth. He really did see another version of Goro Akechi.

Yusuke/Fox: I'm honestly more focused on that evil version of Akechi up there. Isn't that Akechi in his 'Black Mask' outfit?

Futaba/Oracle: How many other Phantom Thieves do you know who wear clothes like that, Inari?

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Just as Master Hoshigami and my fellow Falldown Thieves and I have feared; more of you Phantom Thief rats have wandered into our world! Fortunately for me, I came prepared.

Falldown Akechi lets out a loud whistle and out of nowhere, a large group of Shadow Octarians (from an AU based on 'Splatoon') appear out of nowhere and surround the 17 Phantom Thieves. The Shadow Octarians, instead of being red and cream colored like their normal counterparts, are gray and white colored. Furthermore, instead of having ink based attacks like regular Octarians…they have acid based attacks!

Before the Phantom Thieves know it, they are surrounded by Shadow Octarians of all kinds; Shadow Octolins, Shadow Octotroppers, Shadow Octocopters, Shadow Octobombers, Shadow Octosnipers, and Shadow Octocommanders.

Toshiro/Patriot: Damn it! We're surrounded!

Futaba/Oracle: Oh, I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: (Chuckles) You'll wish our Shadow Octarians put you through something that awful when they get through with you. Just one drop of their acid will reduce you down to nothing. Nothing of you will remain, not even bone. Still think you have what it takes to beat me?

Ren/Joker: We've faced tougher odds in the past and turned out okay! I'm confident we can get out of this one too!

Minato/Lion: I'm with you, Other Father!

Akechi/Crow: And so am I! (Looks at Sputnik who is still in Falldown Akechi's grasp) Don't worry, Sputnik, we'll save you!

Remus/Tricky: Huh? (Finally notices Sputnik being held by Falldown Akechi) Sis!

Sputnik/Jinx: Remus!

Falldown Akechi/Crow: How serendipitous! I didn't have to go looking for your brother at all. He was kind enough to come to us!

Sputnik/Jinx: Remus, you need to get out of here!

Remus/Tricky: No way! I'm going to save you from that creep, Sputnik! Then you'll see how strong I really am!

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Aw, isn't that cute. Octarians! Prepare to kill everyone, but leave the turtle over there alive!

The Octarians make noises in agreement as the 17 Phantom Thieves get into a fighting stance. A Shadow Octobomber flies towards Minato, ready to make the first move. Kimiko sees this and comes out of hiding to try and save her brother.

Kaito: Kimiko, stop!

The Shadow Octobomber spits out a Splat Bomb filled with lime green colored acid. As the bomb flies towards Minato, Kimiko appears and gets in between the bomb and her brother. Before the Splat Bomb explodes, Kimiko quickly catches the bomb and throws it back at the Shadow Octobomber, allowing it to explode and kill the Shadow Octobomber. This act surprises everyone, even Falldown Akechi.

Minato/Lion: Kimiko? What are you-

Kimiko: How about you try thanking me instead of wondering why I'm here?

Falldown Akechi/Crow: And so another fool joins the fray. I must admit, I admire your spirit and willingness to fight despite not possessing a Persona. But, charging in without a Persona, let alone a proper battle plan is stupidity on your part.

Kimiko: You know, I've heard a lot of people in my life say that just because I'm the youngest in my family that I must be the weakest and the stupidest. I'll fully admit I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, or someone rocking a six-pack like my friend Kas, but where I lack in those departments, I make up for by having a good and pure heart who finds it easier to love than to hate. It's with that love that I have a large group of friends that support me, and a husband and two sons that love me. They give me their love and support, and in return I always stay in their corner ready to help out whenever necessary. Someone like you doesn't even understand the meaning of things like love and friendship!

Falldown Akechi/Crow: There are more important things in life than those trivial little things! Nobody ever ruled the world or got rich by holding things like love and friendship in high regard.

Kimiko: The bonds you share with the people closest to you are more valuable than any piece of treasure! But your heart is too blinded by darkness to see that! I however believe that there is still good inside of you. (Points at the 'good' Akechi) If that version of yourself can push away the darkness in his heart then so can you! It's never too late to be redeemed, and we're willing to give you a second chance.

Everyone just stares at Kimiko as she wraps up her speech. Some of them are impressed with the words she spoke. Others however know that her words fell on deaf ears and trying to reason with a madman like Falldown Akechi is a pipe dream. Falldown Akechi just stares at Kimiko, unimpressed.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Oh, you beautiful and stupid woman. Just because big speeches like that work in movies and anime doesn't mean they'll work in real life. And besides…(He takes out his silenced pistols and aims it at Kimiko)...Darkness is more my style anyway!

Falldown Akechi fires a shot from his silenced pistol, but before it reaches Kimiko, Minato tackles her out of the way.

Kimiko: Damn it.

Minato/Lion: (Gets up and helps Kimiko on her feet) It was a good try, Kimiko, but sometimes words just aren't enough and we need to resort to more extreme measures.

Kimiko: But…no, there has to be another way!

Kimiko becomes depressed. Ren, however, despite Kimiko not being his daughter from his universe, decides to step in to try and encourage her.

Ren/Joker: Kimiko! I know taking the path of violence might not always be good, and might not always be the right answer, but when your life is threatened and the odds are stacked against you, you're sometimes left with no other choice! Talking and trying to find peaceful resolutions sometimes just aren't enough, and you need to take action! With that said, let me ask you; Even if you fail in the end, would you rather go down knowing that you didn't do anything to save the day, or would you rather go down swinging knowing that you tried your best to fight whoever is in your way?!

Kimiko thinks for a few moments before getting an angry look on her face.

Kimiko: I want to go down swinging! (She turns to Falldown Akechi) You! I don't care if you deserve a second chance or not! You are a threat to me, a threat to my friends, and a threat to all worlds! We're going to take you down right here, right now!

Just then Kimiko gasps and falls to her knees as she starts panting heavily. She gets a pained expression on her face as she starts groaning in agony. Just then, she starts to hear a voice; her Persona, Mary Magdalene

Mary Magdalene: Well now, it took a while for you to catch on to the idea that talking to your enemy just isn't enough. Sometimes to properly protect the ones you love, you need to drop the hammer and be bad once in a while…I am thou, thou art I…With these words we have forged a contract. Now let's show your adversaries why you're not one to be trifled with!

When Kimiko stands back up, she has a white eye mask on her face that looks like a small pair of angel wings. Kimiko grabs onto it and screams in pain as she rips it off of her face and blood goes everywhere. Soon blue flames envelop her, but when the flames die down her appearance changes and her Persona is right behind her.

Kimiko's Phantom Thief attire consists of a white bodysuit with gold armor, gloves that are white on the palms and gold on the back, golden heeled boots, the aforementioned white mask that looks like angel wings, and speaking of angel wings she has a wingpack on her back that conceals two large angel wings that give her the ability to fly. Her weapons are a Celtic Flame Sword and a bow and arrow.

Mary Magdalene, Kimiko's Persona, is an entity with porcelain skin, long golden blonde hair, a white hood over her head, brown sandals, a golden eye mask, and red robes that show off her right leg and right shoulder.

The Phantom Thieves, along with Kaito, Kunikazu, and Wakaba, watch this spectacle unfold in amazement.

Minato/Lion: No freaking way! Kimiko…you're a Phantom Thief!

Old Morgana/Old Mona: Miss Kimiko, so beautiful!

Kaito: (Still in hiding; with hearts in his eyes) Boy howdy!

Immediately, as Mary Magdalene disappears, Kimiko opens up her wingpack and flies upward so she's looking down at Falldown Akechi. Kimiko fires an arrow at Falldown Akechi, who dodges out of the way of the attack, but in doing so loses his grip on Sputnik, who runs over to the other Phantom Thieves; Remus specifically.

Remus/Tricky: Together again at last!

Sputnik/Jinx: I was getting a little lonely without you, brother.

Sojiro/Chief: I just love a family reunion!

As all of this was going on, Futaba summons the Necronomicon, ready to assist her friends in the incoming fight.

Futaba/Oracle: (From within Necronomicon) Alright, guys, be on your guard, there are enemies all over the place. But you know me, I'm always here ready to offer you my support.

Ren/Joker: Thanks, Futaba.

Everyone then looks up at Kimiko, who is still hovering above the ruins thanks to her wingpack. Kimiko looks down at her friends, ready to give orders.

Kimiko: Minato! You, me, Remus, that rabbit, and the good Akechi are going to take down this evil Akechi. The rest of you, these psychotic cephalopods are all yours!

Ryuji/Skull: Are we seriously taking orders from someone who has been a Phantom Thief for only 30 seconds?

Morgana/Mona: Who cares? I'm ready to fight!

Ren/Joker: Then let's do this!

Falldown Akechi just watches as his good counterpart, Remus, Sputnik, Kimiko, and Minato get ready to face him while the other Phantom Thieves get into fighting stances, ready to take on the Shadow Octarians.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Looks like this is where we make our stand. Very well. Octarians, show these Phantom Thieves no mercy!

The Shadow Octarians let out a battle cry before engaging the Phantom Thieves in combat.

As the Shadow Octarians fight the 14 Phantom Thieves, the group of Minato, Kimiko, Remus, Sputnik, and Akechi begin fighting against Falldown Akechi. Minato thrusts with his spear, but Falldown Akechi blocks the attack with his serrated blade. He was so busy dealing with Minato that he failed to notice Sputnik had thrown a bomb his way. Unfortunately, Falldown Akechi noticed and he and Minato jumped out of the way to avoid getting blown up.

While Falldown Akechi was in the air, however, Kimiko, who was still hovering in mid air thanks to her wingpack, used the opportunity to kick Falldown Akechi right in the back, sending him crashing down to the ground.

As Falldown Akechi stands back up on his feet, he ends up getting shot in the side by Remus' flare gun. Angry, Falldown Akechi swings his serrated blade down at Remus, who hides in his shell to block the attack. As Falldown Akechi wildly swings his blade at Remus' shell, Akechi runs up to his evil counterpart and drop kicks him, sending Falldown Akechi flying into a pillar.

Akechi/Crow: Not so tough now, are you?

Falldown Akechi/Crow: I'm just getting started!

Falldown Akechi summons Loki, who immediately fires Megidoalon at the group of five, who jump out of the way before summoning their own Personas to launch a counter attack. Robin Hood and Mary Magdalene both fire off a Kouga, Tarzan fires off a Terraga, Merlin unleashes Psio, and Mulan fires off a Florala.

Unfortunately, Loki manages to block the five attacks, protecting both himself and his user.

Sputnik/Jinx: Looks like we're evenly matched!

Minato/Lion: Buckle up, you guys, things are about to get crazy!

Kimiko: Crazy is my middle name!

As the five Phantom Thieves continue their battle against Falldown Akechi and Loki, the other 14 are fighting the good fight against the Shadow Octarians.

Some Shadow Octolings, Shadow Octotroppers, and Shadow Twintacle Octotroppers are firing blasts of acid at Morgana and Old Morgana, who at first dodge them before realizing there's a more efficient way to go about things.

Morgana/Mona & Old Morgana/Old Mona: ZORRO!

Zorro and Old Zorro get summoned and they both use Magarudyne to not only destroy the blasts of acidic ink, but also destroy the pack of Octarians they were presented with.

With Makoto she's riding on Johanna, mowing down Octarians and swiftly avoiding any acid attacks they throw at her. Unfortunately, a Shadow Octobomber throws a Splat Bomb her way and when it explodes it causes Makoto to wipe out and Johanna to disappear. The Shadow Octobomber is ready to finish Makoto off when it gets defeated by Ren, who was firing his pistols at it. After the Shadow Octobomber was defeated, Ren runs over to his girlfriend and helps her on her feet.

Ren/Joker: Are you alright?

Makoto/Queen: I am. Thanks, babe! (Gives him a quick peck on the lips before the two of them take on some Shadow Octolings)

With Sophia, she's avoiding attacks from a Shadow Octosniper who is firing blasts of acid ink at her. Eventually, she fires her blaster at the Octosniper, dazing him. It's at this moment when she quickly summons her Persona.

Sophia/Sophie: Pandora!

Pandora fires a Kouga at the Shadow Octosniper, defeating it.

With Sojiro, he seems to be overwhelmed as a group of Shadow Octarians, Shadow Twintacle Octotroopers, and Shadow Octocopters have him surrounded. Unsure of what to do next, Futaba takes notice and has Necronomicon use Matarukaja to raise her adopted father's attack power.

Sojiro/Chief: Thanks for the boost, Futaba!

Futaba/Oracle: No probs, Sojiro! (Trademark giggle)

Sojiro/Chief: Alright, Cyrus, let's go!

Sojiro removes his mask to summon his Persona. Cyrus fires off a Mahamaon, which destroys a majority of the Shadow Octarians he was up against instantly. As for the few remaining ones, Sojiro takes advantage of Futaba's Matarukaja to finish them off with his saber.

With Zenkichi, he's about to be blasted by some Shadow Octotroopers and Shadow Twintacle Octotroopers.

Zenkichi/Wolf: Go Valjean!

When Zenkichi summons Valjean, the Persona uses Deathbound to take the Shadow Octarians out. Zenkichi, however, was so focuses on taking out any Shadow Octarian that got close to him, he didn't pay attention to a Shadow Octocommander who was ready to hit him with a barrage of acid from his gatling gun. Before he count fire his attack though, Toshiro's Persona Ernesto uses Liberator to defeat the Octocommander.

Zenkichi notices this action as Toshiro comes up to him.

Zenkichi/Wolf: Thanks for that.

Toshiro/Patriot: Us old timers have to stick together!

With Haru, a group of Shadow Octobombers throw their Splat Bombs at her, but she dodges out of the way just in time.

Haru/Noir: You want to see some real explosions? Have a couple on me!

Haru takes out her grenade launcher and uses it to destroy the Shadow Octobombers.

Haru/Noir: (Smirks) Didn't even need Milady to deal with you clowns!

With Yusuke, he's avoiding attacks from Shadow Octocopters. When there's a ceasefire, he uses this opportunity to attack.

Yusuke/Fox: Goemon!

When Goemon hits the scene, he uses Mabufu to freeze and destroy the Shadow Octocopters. That's when Yusuke turns his attention to two Shadow Octosnipers and a Shadow Octocommander. Yusuke points at the three Shadow Octarians, allowing Goemon to charge at them, their acid ink blasts having very little effect on the Persona. When Goemon makes it to the three Shadow Octarians, Goemon hits and destroys all three of them with Vorpal Blade.

With Sumire, a small group of Octosnipers have her in their sights. They fire their blasts of acid ink, and Sumire jumps high into the air to avoid the attacks. That's when she takes off her mask and summons her Persona

Sumire/Violet: Cendrillon!

When Cendrillon appears, she uses Makougaon to destroy all but one Shadow Octosniper. When Sumire lands back on her feet and notices, she gives a cute, but annoyed, pout as he prepares another attack.

Sumire/Violet: There's always gotta be at least one straggler. Finish him off!

Cendrillon rushes over to the remaining Shadow Octosniper before he could attack, and she uses Sword Dance to finish it off.

With Ann, she's taking out the remaining Shadow Octolings by alternating between attacking them with her whip and her submachine guns. Suddenly, one of the Octolings throws a Splat Bomb at her and she jumps out of the way, landing next to Ryuji who is dealing with a small group of Shadow Octolings himself. Standing back to back, surrounded by Shadow Octolings, the couple decided to team up to take them out once and for all.

Ryuji/Skull: Captain Kidd!

Ann/Panther: Carmen!

When Captain Kidd and Carmen get summoned, and still standing back to back, Ryuji and Ann order their Personas to unleash Maziodyne and Maragidyne, destroying the groups of Shadow Octolings.

Finally, back with the battle between Kimiko, Minato, Akechi, Sputnik, Remus, and Falldown Akechi, the Falldown Thief notices that all of the Shadow Octarians have been defeated.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Damn it! You've destroyed them all!

Sputnik/Jinx: And you're next, buddy. (Looks at her four comrades) What do you say we give this poor bastard a little finisher?

Minato/Lion: Let's do this!

Kimiko: It's Showtime, baby!


SHOWTIME ATTACK - 'Kicking and Bleeding'

We suddenly see the likes of Minato, Kimiko, Akechi, and Spuntik surrounding Falldown Akechi in a soccer field. In front of Sputnik, Remus is tucked into his shell bracing himself as Sputnik prepares to kick her brother like a soccer ball.

Sputnik/Jinx: Kick the baby! (Kicks Remus towards Falldown Akechi)

Remus, still in his shell, goes flying towards Falldown Akechi, hitting him in the face. Remus then bounces off of Falldown Akechi and goes towards Minato who kicks the Poppet in Falldown Akechi's leg. Then Remus bounces towards Akechi who kicks him into his evil counterpart's balls. From there, Remus bounces off of Falldown Akechi and towards Kimiko who kicks the Poppet into Falldown Akechi's stomach. When Remus comes back towards Sputnik, she kicks her brother again, but this time as Remus is flying towards Falldown Akechi he comes out of his shell so he could drop kick the dazed Falldown Akechi into the soccer goal.

A crowd is heard cheering as Minato, Kimiko, Remus, Sputnik, and Akechi blow kisses at the audience and take a bow.

End Showtime Attack


When the dust settles, all of the Shadow Octarians have been destroyed and Falldown Akechi lays defeated in the middle of the ruins, surrounded by the 19 Phantom Thieves.

Akechi/Crow: It's over you copycat! Surrender!

Falldown Akechi just chuckles as he gets up from the ground. The 19 Phantom Thieves get in a fighting stance in case he has anymore tricks up his sleeve.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Stupid! Stupid, all of you! This will only truly be over when Master Hoshigami creates the multiverse that he envisioned. And let me tell you, the lot of you definitely aren't part of his vision. (He takes out a smoke ball) We'll meet again.

Falldown Akechi throws down the smoke ball, creating a shroud of smoke that leaves the 19 Phantom Thieves coughing. When the smoke clears, the group looks to see that Falldown Akechi has run away.

Ryuji/Skull: Wha- Goddamnit, he got away!

Kimiko: He may have gotten away this time, but he won't be so lucky the next time.

Minato/Lion: Pretty big words, new Phantom Thief.

Nariko: Did I hear that right?

Everyone turns and looks behind them to see the Non-Thieves of the 'Canon Universe' and 'Slice of Life Universe' approaching them.

Nariko: Do we have another Phantom Thief on our side?

Minato/Lion: That's right, Nariko. Kimiko has become a Phantom Thief and really came in clutch in our most recent battle.

As everyone gathers around Kimiko, the likes of Kaito, Kunikazu, and Wakaba come out of hiding, with Kaito running towards his wife to give her a hug.

Kaito: Oh, Kimiko! You were brilliant, darling! And might I add, you look absolutely ravishing in your Phantom Thief getup.

Kimiko: Glad you like it, stud.

Old Morgana/Old Mona: Of course you know this means we have to give you a codename, Miss Kimiko.

Kimiko: That's a great idea, Morgana…but I don't know what I should go by.

Kunikazu: (As he and Wakaba come out of hiding) Why don't we call you 'Feathers' given your big angel wings.

Everyone turns to see Kunikazu and Wakaba, and gasp in shock at their presence.

Haru/Noir: D-Daddy?!

Futaba/Oracle: Mommy?

Wakaba: Well, we're from another universe, but…yeah, it's us.

Haru and Futaba, overcome with emotion, say nothing else, but they run into the arms of their respective parents and cry happy tears into their shoulders, happy that they get the chance to see them again…even if it's an alternate version of them. Also shedding some happy tears of their own, Wakaba and Kunikazu hold their respective child and calm their cries.

As Wakaba comforts the alternate version of her daughter, she looks over to find Sojiro who is staring back at her in amazement.

Sojiro/Chief: (To himself) Wakaba! I know it's just another version of her from an alternate universe, but…it's really her!

Yusuke/Fox: I can't believe Wakaba Isshiki and Kunikazu Okumura are here in the flesh.

Akechi/Crow: Those two came here with me. (Everyone turns their attention to him) We come from a timeline where you guys died in a battle against a fearsome beast, and I was left as the sole surviving Phantom Thief.

Ryuji/Skull: FOR REAL?! WE FUCKING DIED?!

Hifumi: Calm down, will you?

Ryuji/Skull: Calm down?! You're not the one who just learned that another version of yourself has ceased to exist!

Old Morgana/Old Mona: (Clears his throat) Ahem! I appreciate the fact that we're all having a happy-go-lucky family reunion and we're eager to learn more things about where this other Akechi, other Kunikazu, and other Wakaba come from, but can we get back to deciding Miss Kimiko's codename? There will be plenty of time to learn about Akechi and his group later.

Kaito: Well, if you don't mind, can I give Kimiko my suggestion for a codename?

Kimiko: Fire away, sweetheart.

Kaito: Kimiko, for as long as I've known you, I've always seen you as a beautiful, kindhearted angel. And now your Phantom Thief outfit reflects that very notion. You are an angel in both the literal and metaphorical sense, so I think it only makes sense that your codename should be, 'Angel'.

Kimiko/Angel: I think that's a wonderful idea, babe.

With that, Kaito and Kimiko kiss as everyone's hearts begin to melt at this tender display of affection.

Ryuji/Skull: Okay, great, Kimiko has a codename now. Whoopty freakin' doo! Now can we get back to hearing about how the alternate versions of ourselves died?!

Ren/Joker: There will be plenty of time for that later, Ryuji. Right now we need to continue towards Philemon's Village of Hope so we can find the first of Hoshigami's fortresses and get to work on taking him down.

Akechi/Crow: If it's Philemon's Village of Hope that you're heading towards, I hope you don't mind if me and my friends tag-a-long.

Sumire/Violet: Not at all, Akechi, the more the merrier.

Akechi/Crow: Make no mistake. I'm not looking to make friends with you guys or anything. We just have a common enemy in Hoshigami and his goons. Once we take care of them I'm on my way back home.

Eiko: You should at least try to make some friends.

Akechi/Crow: And you are?

Eiko: I guess your universe's version of Makoto never introduced you to me. Well, my name is Eiko Takao. I've been friends with Mako-chan and her friends for the last couple of years and I'm the happiest I've ever been in my whole life. I think we can give you that same level of happiness.

Akechi/Crow: Thanks, but no thanks, Eiko. I've spent the last few years by myself, I think I can go the rest of my life living the same way as I have been. Although I do appreciate your level of enthusiasm and charisma. Why don't you put it towards helping us take down Hoshigami. (He walks away)

Eiko: (Under her breath) Oh yeah, I'll get him to change his outlook on life. And who knows? Maybe I'll walk away from this experience with a new boyfriend. That Akechi looks cute, and he's got a nice rump on him too.

Makoto/Queen: Hey, Eiko, you say something?

Eiko: Oh, uh, no! Nothing, Mako-chan. (Blushes with embarrassment)

Ren/Joker: Alright, everyone, let's go find Philemon's Village of Hope!

Minato/Lion: Phantom Thieves, move out!

With that, Ren, Minato, and Akechi lead their large group of friends out of the ruins so they can continue looking for Philemon's Village of Hope so they can stop Hoshigami.


(Kingdom of Acceptance - Hoshigami's Throne Room)

Here, we see Falldown Akechi kneeling before Hoshigami as he sits on his throne; Falldown Ren on his left and Claudette and Sugimura on his right.

Falldown Akechi/Crow: Forgive me, Master Hoshigami. I have not only failed to apprehend both Remus and Sputnik, but I have failed to exterminate those wretched Phantom Thieves! Worse still, the young blonde one with the ponytail just became a Phantom Thief. The longer they stay alive, the stronger they become! We must do something before they become too powerful, and before they all become Phantom Thieves!

Hoshigami: Calm yourself, boy. These Phantom Thieves are a lot tougher to take out than I thought they'd be. Yes, they really have given us a run for our money so far, but now it's time for it all to come to a bloody end. (He stands up and shifts his attention to a corner of the throne room shrouded in shadow) Those Phantom Thieves could handle each of you individually…but if you Falldown Thieves attack in a pack like, wolves hunting after a flock of sheep, that should yield the best results!

From the shadowy corner, 12 pairs of eyes attached to 12 silhouettes open up and look over at Hoshigami.

Hoshigami: Now, my Falldown Thieves, let's go break a few hearts!

TO BE CONTINUED…


(Closing Credits Theme: 'Black Hole Sun' by Soundgarden)

(Opening Instrumentals)

(The camera pans upwards with a nighttime backdrop. We see images of Chikao, Kunikazu/Colonel, Wakaba/Pharaoh, Tae/Raven, Sojiro/Chief, Sputnik/Jinx, Remus/Tricky, Eiko/Jester, and Sadayo/Lady staring up at the night sky)

(In my eyes, indisposed, in disguises no one knows. Hides the face, lies the snake, and the sun in my disgrace)

(As the camera continues to pan up, we see an image of Daisuke/Ace, Himari/Bumblebee, Kimiko/Angel, Kana/Darner, and Ryuta/Owl flying through the air as Hotaru/Feature records them on his camera)

(Boiling heat, summer stench, neath the black the sky looks dead. Call my name through the cream, and I'll hear you scream again)

(As the camera continues to pan upward, we see an image of Sophia/Sophie, Kaoru/Spore, Naoya/Beat, Kazuya/Courage, Sumire/Violet, Ichiro/Hawk, Hifumi/Wraith, and Hayato/Romeo fighting against a small group of shadows)

(Black hole sun, won't you come and wash away the rain? Black hole sun, won't you come, won't you come)

(The camera pans upward some more and we see an image of Toshiro/Patriot, Eri/Partisan, Shinya/Ranger, Akane/Spirit fighting against a Venus Fly Trap Shadow who has the likes of Mana/Shogun, Mitsu/Edgerunner, Akihiro/Mariner, and Wataru/Maestro wrapped up in its vines. As that's going on, Yutaka/Dizzy and Nayoko/Warrioress are roller blading around it in order to get the Shadow wound up)

(Black hole sun, won't you come and wash away the rain? Black hole sun, won't you come, won't you come (Black hole sun, black hole sun)? Won't you come (Black hole sun, black hole sun)? Won't you come (Black hole sun, black hole sun)? Won't you come (Black hole sun, black hole sun)?)

(After another upward pan, we see Mai/Enigma using her Persona to create a replica of the Buster Sword. Mai is seen charging at a Serpopard Shadow alongside Riku/Clockwork, Kas/Crash, Nariko/Mage, Kaito/Professor, Mika/Cheetah, and Old Morana/Old Mona.)

(Another pan up shows Zenkichi/Wolf, Sae/Arbiter, Shiho/Shinobi, Yuuki/Paladin, Takeishi/Coyote, Nakaoka/Diesel, Chihaya/Prophet, and Ichiko/Flapper battling a Shadow Ripper (Based on Jack the Ripper).)

(One more upwards pan and we see the likes of Ryuji/Skull, Morgana/Mona, Ann/Panther, Yusuke/Fox, Makoto/Queen, Futaba/Oracle, and Haru/Noir as they prepare to do battle against Claudette and Sugimura.)

(Closing instrumentals)

(The camera stop panning upwards as we cut to Ren/Joker, Minato/Lion, and Akechi/Crow standing on a mountaintop as they stare at a solar eclipse, where images of Hoshigami and the Falldown Thieves appear, glowering down at them)


Cultural References

1: Sophia suggesting that Kaoru tells Nakaoka to 'eat me' is from a part of a conversation between John Connor and the T-800 in 'Terminator 2: Judgment Day'

2: Ren's line of 'Pizza Time' when offering some to Kaoru and Sophia is from Sam Raimi's 'Spider-Man 2'.

3: Ryuta saying that most of the world's problems stemmed from the words 'She's just a nice woman' is a reference to a line Miles said in the episode 'Deadliest Crotch' from 'The Hard Times of RJ Berger'...(The whole three of you reading who remembers that show).

4: When talking about Sae, Ryuta uses a famous quote from Spike in 'Cowboy Bebop'.

5: Tonya Winters is an expy of the 'Queen of Disco' herself, Donna Summer.

6: Remus screaming 'MOTHERFU-' before getting cut off is a reference to another Richard Horvitz character. Specifically Moxxie from 'Helluva Boss' when he's about to be crushed by the Wrestling Shark.

7: The scene where Hotaru is recording Minato, Old Morgana, and Remus fighting the Shadow Triceratops is based on a segment from Fawful's Minion's 'Top Ten Loneliest Games'.

8: Takeishi saying, "Welcome to Operation Mindfuck" is a reference to British comedy show 'Mock the Week'.

9: Falldown Akechi calling Sputnik a 'silly rabbit' could be a reference to the Trix Rabbit; "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

10: Some of the 'Slice of Life' cast calling the alternate version of the parents 'Other Mother/Other Father' could be seen as a reference to the film 'Coraline'.

11: Sophia makes a reference to a real life butter substitute brand, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'.

12: The Shadow Octarians are based on the enemies from 'Splatoon' and 'Splatoon 2'.

13: Kimiko's Persona is based on Saint Mary Magdalene, one of Jesus Christ's followers and a witness to his crucifixion and resurrection. Furthermore, before she met Jesus, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.

14: Kaito's reaction to seeing Kimiko in her Phantom Thief attire is similar to JP's reaction to seeing Zephyrmon for the first time in the Digimon Frontier episode, 'The Swiss Family Digimon'.

15: I didn't mention this before, but the idea of Remus and Sputnik being siblings that just so happen to be a tortoise and a rabbit could be seen as a small reference to the old fable, 'The Tortoise & The Hare'.

16: Remus, Sputnik, Akechi, Minato, and Kimiko's Showtime Attack is called Kicking and Bleeding, which is based off the Will Farrell film, 'Kicking and Screaming'.

17: When Sputnik kicks Remus in the Showtime Attack, she references Kyle's 'Kick the baby!' from South Park.

18: 'Return to Ashes' from the 2013 game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance plays when Minato, Remus, and Old Morgana take on the Shadow Minotaur.


Voice Cast

Xander Mobus - Ren Amamiya/Joker

Cassandre Lee Morris - Morgana/Mona, Old Morgana/Old Mona

Cherami Leigh - Makoto/Queen

Max Mittleman - Ryuji Sakamoto/Skull

Yuri Lowenthal - Naoya Makigmai

Micah Solusod - Daisuke Watanabe

Crispin Freeman - Hayato Yajima

Eden Riegel - Hifumi Togo

Troy Baker - Ryuta Watanabe

Elizabeth Maxwell - Sae Niijima

Sean Chiplock - Yuuki Mishima

Laura Post - Sumire Yoshizawa/Violet

Matthew Mercer - Yusuke Kitagawa/Fox

Xanthe Huynh - Haru Okumura/Noir

Josh Keaton - Kaoru Iwai

Megan Harvey - Sophia

J. Michael Tatum - Kuro Takeishi

Laura Bailey - Eiko Takao

Mark Whitten - Hiro Nakaoka

Quinton Flynn - Kazuya Makigami

Ben Diskin - Ichiro Tanaka

Christine Maria Cabanos - Shiho Suzui

Abby Trott - Tae Takemi

Jamieson Price - Sojiro Sakura/Chief

Erica Lindbeck - Futaba Sakura/Oracle

Tom Taylorson - Zenkichi Hasegawa/Wolf

Tara Platt - Mika Shibata

Michelle Ruff - Sadayo Kawakami

Jesse McCartney - Shinya Oda

Colleen O'Shaugnessey - Akane Hasegawa

Amanda Winn-Lee - Ichiko Ohya

MacLeod Andrews - Toshiro Kasukabe/Patriot

Elijah Wood - Chikao

Todd Haberkorn - Minato Amamiya/Lion

Cristina Vee - Mana Amamiya

Jamie Marchi - Mitsu Amamiya

Megan Shipman - Kimiko Watanabe/Angel, Mary Magdalene

Johnny Yong Bosch - Kaito Watanabe

Michael Kovach - Hotaru Yajima

Elsie Lovelock - Himari Yajima

Bryce Papenbrook - Riku Mishima

Kira Buckland - Nariko Mishima

Lara Jill Miller - Mai Mishima-Tanaka

James Arnold Taylor - Yutaka Watanabe

Monica Rial - Nayoko Hashimoto

Robin Atkin Downes - Akihiro Hagiwara

Sam Riegel - Wataru Koyama

Kari Wahlgren - Kasumi 'Kas' Tanaka

Richard Steven Horvitz - Remus/Tricky

Luci Christian - Sputnik/Jinx

Robbie Daymond - Akechi/Crow, Falldown Akechi/Crow

Christopher Corey Smith - Kunikazu Okumura

Erin Fitzgerald - Wakaba Isshiki

JK Simmons - Ugetsu Hoshigami

Derek Stephen Prince - Shadow Satyr, Shadow Minotaur