(Red) The source of all evil. Some may say its the devil, or some sort of evil demon. But every kid who grew up with television knows what the real answer is: Teenagers!

(Ender) Such as Vicky, the bane of Dismdale

(Geo) and Trina, The Grojband's biggest hater. I'm Geo, their Red and Ender

(Ender) And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, skills, feats and weaknesses to find out which teenage terror would win A Death Battle


Timmy Turner is an average kid, who no one understands

(Red) Well 'average' may be a stretch. Considering he has a pair of magical assistants called Faries! With these two by his side, what could POSSIBLY intimidate him?

(Geo) Well none other then his evil babysitter, Vicky

Vicky laughs evilly as she cuts down Timmy's door with a chainsaw

(Ender) When Timmy was only 4 years old, his parents decided to teach him about independence-

(Red) Nice going retards!

(Ender) and when Timmy got scared they abandoned him, he called a nice, sweet babysitter...but all he ended up getting was an evil, psychotic maniac with a love for torture.

(Red) Think a cross between Mrs. Doubtfire and Jigsaw

(Geo) Vicky has an array of weaponry to use in her 'torture.' Axes, chainsaws, and a flamethrower with seemingly infinite fuel.

(Red) She also has the single most BROKEN item i have ever seen: The Magic Remote!

(Ender) Even though the remote lost its power at the end of the special, for the sake of this fight we will allow Vicky to have access to it.

(Red) This remote can freeze time, erase and delete things, can turn Vicky older, make her buffer, allow her to fly, turn into an energy blade, summon a bubble shield, shoot beams of energy, cause earthquakes and take control of giant robots! With weapons like that, she's a pretty worthy foe

(Geo) She's taken over the world no less then 3 times, she's a master strategist and manipulator, and can adjust to any given situation quickly-like how she always manages to master any magical item she gets her hands on.

(Ender) She is also extremely strong and durable. She once lifted and threw a bulldozer and survived getting hit by a meteorite

(Geo) The bulldozer she threw resembles a D11, which weights an average of 225,950 pounds, or roughly 113 tons. The meteor that hit her looks to have a diameter of 9.78 inches. For Vicky to survive this, means she withstood 500 kilotons of force

(Red) Jesus christ! This chick is tough!

(Ender) Tough? absolutely. Perfect? Far from it. She is still a teenager, meaning she doesn't always have a perfect plan. She can typically let her anger get the better of her, can be easily distracted by money, and despite having the upper hand multiple times, she always manages to lose to Timmy.

(Red) Parents. If you are planning to go on a 'business trip' you would be better off leaving your kids with literally ANYONE ELSE!

"I hear fun in there. AND IT'S GOTTA STOP!"

Vicky

Age: 16
Weight: N/A
Height:N/A
Icky with a V
Got all her evil babysitting techniques from an anime called 'Maho Mushi'
Shares a voice actress with Frankie Foster (Ironic, isn't it?)

Weapons:
-Axes
-Chainsaws
-Flamethrower

Magic Remote:
-Powered by Cosmo and Wanda's Magic
-Manipulate reality
-Energy blade
-Banzai Bubble (Shield)
-Energy Beams
-Earthquakes

Feats:
-Master Strategist and Manipulator
-Quick Thinker
-Threw a bulldozer
-Survived a meteor

Weaknesses:
-Still a teen
-Anger
-Money
-Never beat Timmy


In Northern Ontario lives a small, quiet, sleepy town known as Peaceville. A nice place were nothing bad ever happens

(Red) Yaaaawn! That's boring! Lucky for them, a boy named Corey Riffin and a couple of his friends decided to form a band to give some life to this town! There was only one small issue

(Geo) None of them knew how to write lyrics. So, Corey got the lyrics from an unlikely source: His older sister's diary. That's right! Not only is he reading his sister's diary, but he's putting it to music and showing it to the world!

(Ender) His sister Trina didn't take to kindly to that, obviously. Plus, she MIGHT be a bit insane

(Red) MIGHT NOTHING! Trina is an absolute psycho! She's even tried to KILL her brother on multiple occasions! And with what better weapon then her own two hands.

(Geo) Trina has mastered a fighting style that she created: Glamour-Fu. Not only that, but she takes a page from Peach's playbook: Her emotions can grant her special powers called Diary forms-called so because they all have her write in her diary.

(Ender) Rage mode gives her pyrokinetic abilities and sets everything around her ablaze. She can even summon miniature volcanoes and waves of lava. Sad mode gives her the ability to control and summon water, even creating floods and typhoons. And Happy mode gives her the power of flight and a slight regeneration ability. These forms, however, can only be maintained for a limited time-roughly 20 seconds-and leave her dazed.

(Red) But we haven't even tackled the best thing in her arsenal. Despite the fact she absolutely hates rock and roll, she wields the Guitar of Rocklympus! This beauty is a sentient guitar with only one thing on its mind: DESTRUCTION! It can fire beams of electricity that can destroy any non-magical item, fire sound waves that can deafen anyone, and control the minds of anyone without magical protection. And if Trina and the guitar are in perfect sync, she can become Soundesa, The Goddess of Hatred!

(Geo) No easy task, however, since the guitar has a bit of an attitude problem. Not that Trina is any better in that department. She is only 16, so she is not the smartest fighter around. And half the time she just has her lackey Mina to do the work.

(Ender) But that hasn't stopped her from doing some impressive things. She broke a steel chain with her bare hands-something that would require 500 pounds of force to accomplish, survived a trip to hell and back, survived the vacuum of space-where a normal human being would suffocate instantly, getting hit by a monster truck traveling nearly 100 miles per hour, and even survived atmospheric re-entry. The average 16 year old girl weighs 118 pounds. Multiplying by the speed of atmospheric re-entry, means the force of her landing would be 6.03 Kilotons of force!

(Red) Rock and Roll fans beware! If Trina has a grudge against you, you're as good as dead.

"You wanna know what my special talent is? ... CRUSHING DREAMS!"

Trina Riffin:

Age: 16
Weight: Unknown, assume to be 118
Height: Unknown
Hometown: Peacevile

Weapons:
-Bare fist
-The Guitar of Rocklympus

Diary Forms:
-Rage (Pyrokinetic abilities)
-Sad (Water control)
-Happy (Flight and healing)

Feats:
-Broke a steel chain with her bare hands
-Survived in the vacuum of space
-Went to hell and back (No, seriously)
-Survived atmospheric re-entry (Without a space suit)

Weaknesses:
-Bad relationship with the guitar
-Only 16
-Typically lets her lackey do the work
-Diary forms only last 20 seconds and leave her dazed


Alright the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all

(Geo) Which of these teens will live to torture another day?

(Red) ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!


At Trina's house, Mina is seen on an exercise bike powering a giant fan pointed at Trina, who was laying on the sofa with her hands behind her back and sunglasses on. "Trina..." Mina panted "You think...we could...trade places...now?" Trina takes off her sunglasses and looks at her

"Mina. Like, don't be so selfish. I need this fan to keep my complexion ever so perfec-" She was cut off when her phone vibrates. It was a text message from her dad

'Trina. I'm taking you're brother and his friends to a concert across state. We'll be back in 3 days, until then I hired a babysitter to watch you'

"A babysitter!?" Trina yelled upset "I'm, like, too old for one!" Just then the doorbell rang. "Mina! Go open the door and tell that babysitter to buzz off!" Mina sighed and did so

"I'm sorry Ma'am, but Trina sai-WHAA!" Mina yelped as the sitter grabbed her by the head and threw her from the door. Vicky walked in and clapped her hands together before glaring at Trina.

"Alright twerpette! Get off that sofa, do the dishes, wash the bathroom, and go to bed OR ELSE!"

"Or else what?" Trina said, returning the glare. "Like I would be scared of some red haired, green top wearing, looks like she hasn't seen a tan in 15 years bimbo like you!"

"A BIMBO HUH!?" Vicky yelled, taking out her chainsaw. "Let's see you say that again when I rip you to shreds!" Trina took a fighting stance, standing up from the sofa.

FIGHT!

*cue Max Anarchy OST - It's All About Me

Trina ran at Vicky, jumping over her chainsaw and kicking it out of her hands. The chainsaw dug its way into the wall before stopping, as Vicky gets kicked in the chin. Stumbling back, Vicky snarled and grabbed Trina's leg. She looked shocked as Vicky slammed her into the wall. The babysitter cracked her knuckles and punched Trina through it to the kitchen. Trina stood up and grabbed a drawer full of forks and knives, throwing it at Vicky. They pin her to the back wall and the drawer hit her in the head. Trina jumped and kicked Vicky in the head, causing the two of them to crash through it and end up in the garage. Vicky picked a fork out of her arm before grabbing her chainsaw which had fallen in there as well and revved it up. Trina looked and gasped as she ducked the chainsaw, which ended up cutting her hair. "MY HAIR! It took me like 3 hours to make it look this good!"

"Trust me, its an improvement" Vicky laughed. Trina grit her teeth in anger and suddenly everything bursts into flames. Vicky looked confused before a fireball blasted her through the garage door, while simultaneously melting it and the chainsaw. Trina stood there with her diary and burning pen. It vanished as Trina held her head dizzy. Vicky put out the fire on her hair. "So you want to play with fire?" She took out her flamethrower "Then lets play!" She shot it at Trina, who gasped and jumped behind some boxes. Vicky laughed as she moved the flames towards the boxes slowly. Trina poked her head with the pen

'Come on Trina! Sad thoughts!' She thought. Vicky kept laughing until it started raining

"Huh?" She looked up confused only to be hit by a wave of water, pushing her back and knocking her flamethrower out of her hands. Trina stood up with tear tracks on her face as she used the water launch Vicky into the air. It wore off and she felt even dizzier, since she used 2 in a row. Vicky fell from the sky, reaching into her pocket and pulling out the magic remote. "Banzai Bubble!" She shouted as a bubble formed around her. When she crashed into the ground, she stood up fine. "Hope you enjoyed those little mood swings, Twerpette!" She used the remote to shoot lasers at Trina, who dodged them as best she could. She reached into an old box and pulled out her guitar.

"What do you want now?"

"Shut up and help me out here! This lady's crazy!" Trina said before using the guitar's electric beams to destroy the blasts. She then fired it at the remote, which it bounced off harmlessly. 'Magic...' She thought. Vicky snarled and threw an ax at her, which Trina destroyed. But, while she was destracted, Vicky ran up and kicked her gut. She used the remote to make herself buff and laughed. She then held her ears in pain as Trina used the guitar to deafen her. While Vicky was in pain, Trina looked at her destroyed hair to become angry again then summoned a wave of magma. Vicky gets hit by it and gets sent into the street. A truck driving by swerved to avoid hitting her but Vicky simply stopped it and picked it up, a look of malice on her face. Trina blinked at this before her jaw dropped as Vicky threw it at the house. She clapped her hands and laughed before seeing Trina rise from the rubble, just as mad. She and the guitar synchronized as she entered her music form and ran at Vicky. The babysitter aimed the remote at her.

"Pause!" She pressed a button and stopped Trina in her tracks. "Erase!" She smirked and pressed another button, knocking Trina out of her form.

"Huh? What the?" She looked up as Vicky picked her up by the neck. With one swift motion, Vicky snapped her neck and dropped Trina, who flopped to the ground limp. Vicky laughed

K.O!


Vicky punched the ground, sending out a shockwave that sent Trina's body flying back into the rubble of the house. Mina looked at it with a relived smile on her face before kicking it and walking away

(Red) I always wondered who would be stupid enough to hire her. But hey, at least Corey and his friends won't have to worry about her anymore.

(Geo) Trina was certainly no pushover, and with both of their arsenals it seemed pretty even. But, while Trina was able to enslave the world, Vicky did the same...3 times.

(Ender) To save some time and explanation, let's compare the Magic Remote to the Guitar of Rocklympus. So, the guitar could deal with almost all of Vicky's weapons. Like the axes, chainsaw and flamethrower. But it couldn't destroy the remote, since its a magical item.

(Red) Thing is, however, the remote couldn't destroy the guitar either. The guitar is sentient, and in the special we see the remote is unable to destroy sentient things. So, both of their ace weapons couldn't touch each other.

(Geo) The issue here, is that Vicky's remote still gave her more options. The only thing Trina could do was stun Vicky. She couldn't take over her mind since she would have the magic of the remote to protect her. And the remote could theoretically destroy Trina's diary forms, like how Timmy used it to destroy Vicky's buff form. With their entire arsenal almost useless, however, this fight boiled down to who was stronger and tougher

(Ender) In that scenario, Vicky has the edge in both categories. Vicky could lift 113 tons and survive getting hit by 500 kilotons of force-over 83 times stronger then anything Trina's endured. Add onto that Vicky's superior intelligence, and Trina was basically fighting a losing battle

(Geo) Trina was a tough one, but Vicky's remote, superior strength and durability was too much for the rock hater to handle

(Red) Well, she was bound the face the music at some point. This fight just left her E-flattened

(Ender) The winner is Vicky


Next time on Death Battle:

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Thank you all so much for your support, and I hope you all have a great Christmas/Hanuka/whatever the hell you celebrate. From everyone in team reg, my friends and family to yours, happy holidays and I will see you all next time. Until then, fare thee well!