Monarchs come in many shapes and sizes. They command vast armies and have a great deal of respect.
(Red) But these two so called kings come in one size: large and in charge! King Dedede, the self-proclaimed ruler of Dreamland.
(Geo) And King K Rool, leader of the Kremling Krew. I'm Geo, he's Ender and that's Red
(Ender) And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, skills, feats and weaknesses to find out which of these kings would win a death battle.
The planet Popstar is home to a multitude of creatures. Ranging from flying, cat...demon things, to living wheels.
(Geo) But you'll have to journey to the country of Dreamland to find one of the most adorable species here; The Waddle Dees!
(Red) But DON'T BE FOOLED! On the surface they may be cute and harmless. But behind them is an evil tyrant bent on world domination: KING DEDEDE!
*cue King Dedede's Theme-Kirby Super star
(Red)...or that's at least what he wants you to think. In reality...he's kinda a softy.
(Ender) One of his first 'evil plots' revolved around him stealing the Star Rod...so he could protect his citizens from Nightmare.
(Geo) Yeah. You see, King Dedede isn't inherently evil. He's just...SUPER jealous of Kirby's popularity. And, while this has lead to him created a food shortage once, he has also aided Kirby multiple times to save his kingdom AND all of Pop Star
(Ender) But to do this, Dedede trained his body to be capable of competing with Kirby. Even training himself to be able to mimic the puffball's abilities.
(Red) And it...somehow worked! His strength, speed and durability vastly improved, and got himself some new kickass abilities to boot. By inhaling a lot of air, Triple D can inflate his belly like a balloon and fly through the skies!
(Ender) Nintendo logic at its finest...He also trained his lungs to be able to perform similar inhaling feats as Kirby. Though he cannot copy abilities this way, he can inhale whole opponents and shoot them out at high speeds, or fire bullets of compressed air strong enough to shatter stone.
(Red) But he doesn't JUST need to mimic the pink demon. Big D comes armed with his signature weapon: A GIANT FREAKING MALLET! Or 3.
(Geo) Over the years, Dedede has carried a number of different hammers. But his go-to choice is his Jet Hammer. On the surface, it appears no different to any other...comedically large mallet. But under it's wooden exterior hides a jet propulsion system that can drastically increase its striking power...and cause its targets to explode on impact.
(Ender) And if that's not enough, it can also generate waves of ice. Also, with the power of the Star Rod, he can transform the Jet Hammer into the mighty Star Hammer
(Red) The Star Hammer allows Triple D to cast a number of spells. With it, he can fire multiple energy projectiles, create up to 64 clones of himself, and even grow in size
(Geo) But wait! Whose this mysterious fighter with the mask? ITS MASKED DEDEDE!
*Masked Dedede fights Kirby in a ring
(Ender)..yeah. He really believes it hides his identity. But he does wield, what can be consider his greatest Hammer; The Electric Hammer. This hammer not only shares the jet booster of the Jet Hammer but is also comes equipped with a flamethrower, can fire bursts of electricity, and even has a built in, multi-barreled Rocket Launcher
(Red) Which begs the question; why doesn't he ALWAYS use that one!? But if all of these hammers isn't enough he also tends to carry this spiky...urchin creature called a Gordo around, which he can decide to launch at his foes strong enough to send them flying! Sorta like an extremely heavy and sharp baseball, but it CAN be reflected back at him. Which happens WAY to often if you ask me!
(Ender) And as mentioned before, he eventually did get over his jealousy...somewhat...and has aided Kirby in the battle for piece multiple times.
(Geo) He's spat Kirby out with enough force to break through Popstar's atmosphere, which would require Kirby to be flying at 33 times the speed of sound.
(Red) Speaking of the Kirbster, Dedede's also manage to match him in combat! Multiple Times! This is the guy who cracked his home planet in half, which would require an upwards of 1,900 Septillion tons of TnT!
(Ender) While Kirby wasn't NECESSARILY striking with this much force with every single hit, the fact that Dedede has gone toe to toe with him multiple times is certainly impressive. He's even bested Dark Meta Knight, who has been shown to be Meta Knight's equal in every way. And Meta Knight has been shown to be fast enough to fly from one end of the galaxy to the other in a matter of seconds!
(Red) He's even survived getting sucked into a black hole!
(Geo) By examining the size of what we can see of Magalor's Black Hole, the SMALLEST possible force is equal to 86 octillion tons of TnT.
(Red) Triple D may be a bit of a klutz, and his mental energy leaves something to be desired, he has still proven to be a worthy hero. One rightful of the title, King!
"There's only one bona fide ruler of Cappy Town and that's me! King Dedede!"
King Dedede
Age: ?
Weight: ?
Height: ?
Weapons:
-Jet Hammer
-Star Hammer (Grants him a multitude of magic powers such as cloning and size enhancement)
-Electric Hammer (Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Electric Cannon)
-Gordo (Heavy and covered in spikes) (Indestructible)
Skills:
-Self-trained Flight
-Air Bullet
-Inhale
Feats:
-Kept up with characters like Kirby and Meta Knight
-Defeated Dark Meta Knight
-Fought multi-dimensional foes like Magalor and Void Termina
-Survived a Black Hole
Weaknesses:
-Greed
-Not very smart
-Jealousy
-Klutz
DK Isle is home to a multitude of animals. Spiders, Snakes, Rhinos and even ostriches
(Red) Its also, obviously, home to the Kong crew lead by Donkey Kong. And because he's a monkey, he LOVES bananas. To the point where he hoards all the bananas on the island to himself
(Geo) Which is really stupid. Keeping them in a dark, damp cave like that is just going to turn them rotten...
(Ender) Throughout the years, many foes have tried to plunder the Kong's golden treasure. Chief among which are the pirates known as Kremlings, lead by their diabolical captain; King K. Rool
*cue Crocodile Cacophony
(Geo) King...K...Rool...OOOOH I get it now! Its Cruel! But mispelled! Haha...and folks wonder why he isn't showing up anymore
(Ender) Right...King K Rool, despite first appearences, is a very threatening adversary. Not only are his claws strong enough to crush solid stone, he also has a multitude of tools at his disposal
(Red) Yeah like his boomerang crown! No joke, this guy turned his crown into a working boomerang! Even having it fitted with razor sharp edges for an extra, slicey hit
(Geo) As well as his Blunderbuss
(Red) Hold on! I'm the one who has to talk about this thing! This can't even be called a "gun", its a portable cannon, which he built himself! This thing can fire several types of projectiles-Cannon Balls, spiky balls, barrels, and even toxic gas-at high speeds! It can even be used as a sick jet booster to help Rool glide across the ground! AND this thing also has a freaking vacuum option!
(Ender) Indeed, which makes this weapon an extremely versatile tool. But not all of K. Rool's tools are offensive. He also carries a Helicopter Pack, which allows him to fly through the air with relative ease. Impressive, considering his rather...rotund appearance.
(Red) Yeah, K. Rool is THICCCCC! I'm talking 5 C's!
(Geo) Which actually works to his advantage. His golden belly is extremely tough, being able to tank strong attacks almost unphased, and even reflecting projectiles
(Ender) And despite his heavy stature, K. Rool is surprisingly athletic. Being able to run at impressive speeds, jump extremely high, and is incredible flexible. He also seems to posses some limited form of MAGIC. He can grow in size, turn invisible, launch boxing gloves like boomerangs, and even breath fire
(Geo) But his massive arsenal doesn't end there. He also has access to his second greatest weapon: KAOS!
(Red) As in the Skylanders guy?
(Geo) No. KAOS is a robot King K. Rool built himself...out of his wife's pots and pans. Also important to note that K. Rool DOES control KAOS directly, meaning he is not a separate entity.
(Ender) KAOS possess a build in flamethrower that doubles as a hover device, saw blades, boxing gloves, laser eyes and a rocket launcher. But notice how we said this is his 'second' greatest weapon
(Red) Yep! He has one even better: THE BLAST-O-MATIC!
*K. Rool laughs as the Blast-O-Matic fires at DK Island, destroying it
(Ender) The Blast-O-Matic is a giant laser gun built into and is part of K. Rool's island/..ship? Regardless, it has enough power to completely DESTROY Donkey Kong Island
(Geo) Which, judging by its size, would require an upwards of 2090 Megatons to achieve. To compare, the most powerful bomb ever tested was the Tsar. Which had an explosive yield of 50 megatons
(Red) So that weapon is over 41 times STRONGER then the strongest bomb in the world! How come this guy hasn't won yet!?
(Ender) Well, most of it comes from his ego. K. Rool is extremely arrogant, often leading to his downfall. It also doesn't help that he isn't exactly the smartest croc in the swamp
(Red) Well he's smart enough to build a giant robot AND a gun by himself! He's gone toe to toe with Donkey Kong MULTIPLE times. And DK is strong enough to punch his moon out of orbit!
(Geo) Which, by the way, would require over 3000 megatons of force. Now, DK wasn't striking with this much force for EVERY blow he lands, but it is still very impressive. And he also survived a punch that knocked him out of his tower into shark infested waters. Donkey Kong is also fast enough to dodge arrows on a narrow ledge, so K. Rool must be capable of similar feats.
(Ender) He is also skilled enough to kidnap multiple members of the DK crew, and even compete against them in a boxing match. Granted he had to cheat in order to win but still.
(Red) He's survived stage lights falling on top of him, getting body slammed by a barrel cannon-propelled Donkey Kong, and on top of that! He is a beautiful singer! When it comes down to it, NOTHING will stop King K Rool from having his finest hour!
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon, Donkey Kong and his pretty little island... will be no more"
King K Rool
Age: ?
Weight: ?
Height: ?
The K in his name has no meaning
Ex-best friends with Cranky Kong
Weapons
-Boomerang Crown
-Blunderbuss (Rapid fire cannon)
-Helicopter pack
-Boxing Gloce
Skills:
-Belly Armor (Extremely durable) (Unclear if its armor or just the way his stomach is)
-Magic (Grow in size, turn invisible, become temporarily invincible, bounce like a ball, breath fire)
-Surprisingly good mobility
-Technological prowess
KAOS:
-Made of his wife's pots and pans
-Flamethrower
-Knives
-Rocket Launcher
-Controlled by K. Rool directly
Blast-O-Matic
-His greatest weapon
-Laser cannon
-Part of his home
-Possess the power to destroy Donkey Kong Island
Feats:
-Keeps pace with Donkey Kong
-Survived stage lights falling on him
-Kidnapped multiple members of the DK crew
-Succeeded in stealing the Banana Stash multiple times
-Is an amazing singer
Weaknesses:
-Cocky
-Lazy
-Can sometimes be very dumb
-Shattering his belly armor leaves him stunned
Alright the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all
(Geo) Will Dedede Clobba dat croc or will K. Rool Krush the penguin?
(Red) ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Kremlings are seen loading crates full of Bananas onto the cargo hold of Crocodile Isle. "Hurry up ya worthless leather bags! I want those banana's loaded before sundown! Ya hear me!?" K. Rool yells. Krusha taps his shoulder "What is it Krusha!?"
"Um...sir? Do Bananas have legs?"
"Of course not! Why?"
"Cause I just saw a whole bunch of em over there" Krusha points. Waddle Dees are seen carrying the bananas away to a boat. They then row it back to a castle in the distance
"WHAT!?" K. Rool gets red in anger "AFTER THEM FOOLS! NOW!" He yells. They salute and steer the ship. Meanwhile at the castle, Dedede and Escargoon laugh
"Hahahaha! How lucky are we that they found a cave just FULL of bananas? Ripe for the takin!" Dedede said as his men pile the fruit up
"Yeah" Escargoon snickers "Think about how many smoothies we can make with these!"
"And Sundaes!" Dedede laughs before suddenly, the castle shakes. Escargoon goes to check, but gets sent flying by an explosion "What the?" Dedede stands up and walks over to the commotion. There, he sees K. Rool.
"You! Hand over those Bananas! I stole em fair and square so their MINE!" Rool yells. Dedede laughs
"Oh yeah? Well the way I see it their in MY castle now. So they belong to me! KING DEDEDE!"
"You call yourself a king? Think again fatty!" K. Rool responds
"Like YOUR one to talk!" Dedede yelled back as he summons his hammer "You want these bananas? Come and get em!"
"Gladly" K Rool strikes a menacing pose "I've always wondered what penguin tastes like!" The two stare each other down, causing their armies to back up to give them room
FIGHT!
*cue Gang-plank Galleon
Dedede jumps at K. Rool and swings his hammer down. K Rool punches up at him, his fist clashing against the hammer and sending out a shock wave. Dedede backed up before swinging and hitting K rool 3 times. He then pushes his palm forward, knocking the Kommander back. K rool regains his footing and throws his crown forward before rushing at Dedede. Dedede inhales the crown but gets hit by K Rool's belly, making him spit it out. K rool grabs it and puts it back on and smashing Dedede over the head multiple times, grabbing his robe and slamming him into the dirt. He then cocks his fist back and slams it into Dedede's face, sending him flying. The king of dreamland huffs before his face goes red in anger. He inhales his throne and spits it at K. Rool before beginning to charge his jet hammer. K Rool takes out his blunderbuss and shoots the throne into pieces. Dedede flies forward with the Jet Hammer propelling him. K Rool sees this and smirks. Dedede swings it but K. Rool counters with his belly, causing a massive explosion. Once the dust clears, Dedede was on his back. He sits up and shakes the soot off of him before holding up a stick that was his hammer "HEY! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE HAMMER!" He stomps the ground angry. He whistles as a Waddle Doo walks up and tosses him a warp star. Dedede grabs it and unleashes its power, mixing it with his broken hammer and creating the Star Hammer from it "I'm gonna turn you into alligator skin boots!"
"I'm a crocodile you uncultured swine!" K rool responds. He jumps back and starts firing spiked cannon balls rapidly. The Star Hammer glows and creates 2 clones of Dedede. All 3 of them start reflecting the cannon balls back at K rool. K Rool's eyes widen as the balls strike him and make him stumble back. The dededes jump at K Rool and hit him on the head, before pinning him as the real Dedede unleashes a flurry of energy projectiles. K rool huffs before spinning around and knocking the two clones away. He then turns invisible, causing Dedede to look confused and worried. He then gets slashes 3 times by the invisible croc. Dedede stumbles back and huffs before spinning around in circles with his hammer out. He then nails K rool, causing the kommander to become visible. He growls and roars as he begins to glow and grow in size. Dedede's jaw drops before he uses the Star Hammer to grow as well. The Kremlings and Waddle Dee's all scamper away as the two kings grow and break a hole in the roof. K Rool swings his fists at Dedede, who ducks and swings his hammer into his side. K rool jumps backwards and holds his side in pain. Dedede shuffles through his pockets and pulls out a Gordo. He tosses it up and slams it at K Rool. The kommander smirks as he turns his Blunderbuss to vacuum mode and sucks the projectile up, before launching it back. Dedede inhales the Gordo, however, and spits it back. K rool puts his weapon away and knocks it back with his belly. The two constantly knock the Gorodo back and forth, causing the poor creature to get dizzy, before K rool gets a plan. Once he knocks the Gordo back, he then fires a barrel out of his Blunderbuss. Dedede whacks the Gordo into the air before inhaling the barrel. K. Rool takes this opening and fires a poison cloud from his cannon. Dedede accidentally inhales it and begins chocking and gagging. K rool laughs at the sight. He then whistles to his ship before looking back at his foe. Dedede snarls and spits the last of the poison up before he lunges forward being propelled by the jet in his hammer. K rool rolls his eyes and gets ready to counter again. Dedede then JUMPS over the kremling and slams the mallet into the back of his head, sending K rool flying into the ocean. Dedede shrinks back down and laughs
"And that's that!"
K.O!
(Red) Huh. That seemed really easy...
(Geo) Yeah...whats up with that?
(Ender) Well...wait do you hear that?
The ground shakes as Dedede looks out to the ocean. Crocodile Isle appears. Inside of which, on his throne, K Rool laughs. He then pulls a lever and starts using a remote control to send out KAOS. Dedede gasped that his foe was still alive. He then whistles towards his castle. KAOS makes landfall and begins to fire rockets at Dedede. The king of Dreamland jumps and flies over, and upon landing spits an air bullet out to temporarily stun KAOS. He then holds out his hand to catch his Electric Hammer that had been tossed to him. He also reaches into his coat and pulls out his mask
*cue Masked Dedede-Kirby Triple Deluxe
Masked Dedede spins his hammer around stylishly before unleashing his own rocket barrage. KAOS takes the hits before Dedede jumps and crushes it under the hammer's weight. He looks towards the island ship.
"This ends now! Fire the Blast-O-Matic!" K Rool ordered. The kremlings all nod and begin pulling levers and pressing buttons. The Blast-O-Matic begins to glow and locks onto Dedede. Dedede stands ready. "FIRE!" K rool yelled. The laser fires and flies at Dedede. The Dreamland King removes his mask and begins to inhale. He inhales the laser blast, gets a cocky look on his face, then fires it back at the island. All the Kremlings panic and run around before the blast collides with them and explodes, sinking the ship. Dedede smirks and laughs. His laugh is cut off when he sees K rool flying away from the wreckage with his helicopter pack.
"Just die already, lizard lips!" He yelled. K rool removes the pack and falls at K rool with a boxing glove. Dedede swings his hammer up and clashes against his fist, sending a shockwave through all of dreamland. K Rool pushed off the hammer and lands a bit away before using his Blunderbuss to boost himself forward. Dedede does the same with his hammer and the two clash attacks once more and send another shockwave out. K rool grabs Dedede's head and spins him around, flinging him towards the ocean. Dedede inflates his body to land on the water's surface. He spits it out and lands on shore, unleashing his flamethrower and electric cannon at once. K Rool counters with his own flame breath and rapid firing his cannon. Dedede looks up and notices something, an idea coming to his head. He slams the ground with hammer, kicking up sand. K rool covers his face and looks to see Dedede was gone. But in actuallity, he had leaped into the air towards the Gordo, which had finally begun to fall to the ground. He slams it with his hammer, making it fly with an aura of electricity. K Rool sees this and tries to suck it up with his cannon. Once he does it makes his cannon spark and smoke, before exploding and sending the Gordo back into the air. Dedede lands and launches K rool into the air as well before unleashing a wall of rockets. The rockets explode and keep sending K rool higher into the air. The gordo falls back down and slams into his back, sending him flying back to the surface through the rocket fire. Once close enough, Dedede swings his hammer at his stomach, sandwiching him between the hammer and the gordo. This breaks his belly armor...and soon breaks the kommander in half. The gordo finally hits solid land with dizzy eyes. Dedede rests his hammer on his shoulder and laughs
K.O!
Dedede, along with Escargoon, Kirby, Bandana Dee and Meta Knight all sit down to enjoy some smoothies. Outside the castle, K. Rool's body is carried off by the waves
(Red) Holy shit...so...is he actually dead this time?
(Ender) K Rool was a very tough foe. However, he stood little to no chance against the likes of Dedede
(Geo) His arsenal was impressive, but was ultimately overshadowed by Dedede's crazy mallets. Even the Blast-O-Matic didn't prove a threat. While it could blast with the force of 2090 megatons, certainly impressive, it was DWARFED by the black hole Dedede endured
(Red) Yeah! And remember, we were LOW BALLING that black hole feet. Also, while neither Donkey Kong nor Kirby were hitting with their full force, even taking fractions of their strength showed that Kirby was FAR stronger. Meaning, Dedede must be tougher by comparison
(Ender) Not to mention faster. Dedede once defeated Dark Meta Knight, who is Meta Knight's equal in every way. Meta Knight once flew from one end of the galaxy to the other in a few seconds. Which, if we assume their galaxy is similar to the Milky Way-which it would have to be since Shiver Star is a post apocalyptic earth-means that Meta Knight traveled 100,000 light years, or 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometers, in a few seconds.
(Red) DAMN! And since Dedede constantly keeps pace with Meta Knight, that further supports that he should be just as fast! But again, even if we were to take a FRACTION of that speed, its still WAY faster then anything K Rool could do
(Geo) Both of their skills and abilities could counter each other almost beat by beat. But even counting in K Rool's invisibility, that single move is not enough to warrant a victory
(Ender) To be blunt: King Dedede overshadowed King K Rool in basically EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.
(Red) K Rool. Got swamped
(Ender) The winner is King Dedede
Next Time on Death Battle:
*cue A Fearsome Foe
The Fast!
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Fights The Freaky!
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