(Red) Love is a beautiful thing. Take it from me. But sometimes it can drive you a bit crazy!

(Ender) And by 'A bit' you mean becoming dangerously obsessed. Such as Amy Rose, Sonic's 'girlfriend'

(Geo) And Harley Quinn, The Joker's favorite puppet. I'm Geo, they are Red and Ender

(Ender) And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, skills, feats and weaknesses to find out who would win a Death Battle


*cue My Sweet Passion

When she was a young girl, Amy Rose fell madly in love with Sonic the Hedgehog upon first hearing about his stories.

(Geo) No kidding, she went NUTS for him. She even learned how to do tarot cards reading for a chance to meet her hero

(Red) And that day did come. She learned she would meet him on Little Planet. Which...she was right. Only issue being that she was almost immediately kidnapped by Eggman and used as bait to lure Sonic into a trap. But hey...she met him...

(Ender) Right...well, after being saved, Amy swore herself to joining Sonic's team of Freedome Fighters. But, due to her young age and inexperience, it would take a while before they would accept her

(Red) So she spent most of her free time learning how to kick ass! She trained to improve her strength, her skill set, and her speed all for Sonic to see what a powerful asset she would be

(Geo) And it eventually worked. Amy boasts a pretty impressive speed record, being able to keep pace with Sonic on numerous occasions.

(Ender) She even managed to mimic many of his skills such as the Spin Dash and Homing Attack. And during her multiple adventures, she's used a variety of shields that boost her defense and can be used to block weaker projectiles, but will disintegrate after taking a deadly blow. Some of them, such as the Electric Shield and Bubble Shield, will grant her extra abilities such as absorbing rings and allow her to breath under water.

(Red) But the best thing in her arsenal is a GIGANTIC FREAKING HAMMER! I thought we were done with hammers...

(Geo) Specifically, this is the Piko Piko Hammer. Its a massive, powerful mallet that Amy can swing around with great ease. She can use it to leap several feat into the air or float through the air by spinning it like a helicopter. And should she lose it, she can simply summon a new one to her hand

(Red) You seem to be leaving out the coolest part of this hammer G: the fact that it can create TORNADOES! No kidding! She can spin the hammer around and create a pink vortex!

(Ender) She seems to possess several borderline supernatural powers. She can heal minor wounds, temporarily freeze time, and even turn invisible

(Red) So she's super fast and can turn invisible? She's like the perfect stalker. No wonder why Sonic wants nothing to with her!

(Geo) And also goes to show just how skilled she really is. She's strong enough to match the strength of a 25 foot robot, survived a one on one fight with Knuckles, dazed the Iron King-who tanked multiple laser blasts-, and can somehow hit GHOOOOSTS!

(Red) Ha! How about that time she threw her hammer so hard it broke Eggman's ship!

(Ender) Which would require a bare minimum of 2 tons of force. She's defeated half of an invading robot force solo, and was once crushed by a bolder over twice her size-which would weigh an upwards of 4 tons.

(Red) But all of this being said...she's not exactly the best fighter

(Geo) She is still extremely young and can act rashly at times. Her emotions can get the better of her and she can be very immature.

(Ender) But still. She got to live out her dream and joined Sonic's team in the battle for peace. And...who knows? Maybe one day, Sonic will see her for the great girlfriend she thinks she can be

(Red) Well. Keep dreaming girl.

"Keep your rotten robots away from my Sonic, or you're gonna be sorry!"

Amy Rose:

Age: 12
Weight: 50 Pounds (Estimate)
Height: 2'11
Skilled in Tarot Card readings

Piko Piko Hammer:

-Main Weapon
-Can summon an endless supply
-Long Hammer and Giant Hammer upgrades
-Allows her to fly
-Named after a Japanese toy

Skills:
-Super Speed
-Homing Attack
-Spin Dash
-Spin Attack
-Hammer Skills (Tornado Hammer, Rose Typhoon, Spin Hammer)
-Invisibility
-Amy Heal
-Amy Flash
-Tarot Draw
-Assortment of unnamed Heart attacks
-Leader of Team Rose

Feats:
-Defeated Zero
-Strong Enough to knock someone across the ocean
-Threw her hammer a long distance and cracked/spun Eggman's ship
-Survived getting crushed by a 4 ton boulder
-Regularly keeps up with Sonic
-Fought and held her own against Knuckles and Sonic
-Defeated half a robot army by herself
-Overpowered a 25 foot tall robot
-Dazed the Iron King
-Hurt multiple ghosts

Weaknesses:
-Still very young
-Immature
-Gets blinded by raw emotion
-Less Battle experience then the other freedom fighters
-Somehow confused Silver and Shadow for Sonic...in broad daylight


*cue Harley Quinn's Theme from Batman the animated series

(Ender) Before she was the right hand lady to the Joker and a complete psychopath, she was Harleen Quinzel.

(Geo) She, ironically, started out as a psychiatrist-and was actually pretty decent at it. But all of that changed when she payed a visit to Arkham Asylum. There, she met The Joker.

(Red) She was SUPPOSE to be giving him psychiatric advice...but soon found herself going crazy after constant talks with him and even fell madly in love! She helped him escape and, as a thank you for 'saving' her, she joined his side under a new name: Harley Quinn!

"Well, you can't blame a girl for trying!"

(Red) Why does JOKER get such a smoking hot babe!?

(Ender and Geo)...

(Red)...What? She's hot!

(Geo) Riiight...moving on. Harley was hell bent in getting Mr. J's approval. She was even deemed so deadly that she was actually recruited into the Suicide Squad program

(Red) In which she was the only good part

(Ender) Well. She is extremely skilled. She is incredibly acrobatic, is an expert marksman, is skilled in surgery and has multiple years of medical experience, and has even managed to match Batman on numerous occasions.

(Geo) She's also immune to chemicals and viruses due to her constant exposures to such chemicals from her run ins with Poison Ivy and Joker just...injecting her with the stuff. Though it improved her physique-

(Red) I'll say!

(Geo) It also made her even more insane. Which, actually, works to her advantage. She is a master in psychological warfare due to her old psychiatrist life.

(Red) But she doesn't kill people by thinking them to death! She has one hell on an arsenal. Like her guns! She has duel .357 Revolvers and customized Chiappa Rhino 60DS. But what she REALLY loves are all her psychotic stuff. Like Chainsaws, a Jack-in-the-box bomb, snare traps and a boxing glove gun!

(Ender) She also carries Good Night, her very own baseball bat. And multiple, cartoonishly over sized mallets and sledgehammers.

(Red) You want definitive proof she's crazy? She has PET HYENAS! Mmmmm..imagining them licking her all over...

(Ender) You...have a problem

(Red) Damn right I do!

(Geo) *cough* Well, while she may not be super human like many of her other foes, she has many impressive feats under her belt. She's defeated the Killer Croc, managed to catch Batman off guard numerous times, defeated the hero Nightwing, laughed off electrocution via electric chair, and has even-on occasion-defeated Joker himself

(Red) Oh yeah! And theres that one time she became a Green Lantern! Briefly. But damn did she look hot in that costume.

(Ender) However, she is clearly not perfect. She is insane-obviously-meaning she has troubling taking anything seriously. She is also very rash, acting out of instinct without thinking things through. On top of that, she is also extremely clumsy and very idiotic

(Red) But still. Watch out. Because on the streets of Gothem, you have more to look out for then just "Mr. J"

"You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be."

Harley Quinn:

Real Name: Harleen Quintel
Height: 5'7
Weight: 140 pounds
Age: Unknown

Weapons:
-.357 Revolvers
-Chiappa Rhino 60DS
-Chainsaw
-Jack-In-The-Box Bomb
-Snare traps
-Boxing Glove gun
-"Good Night" (Personal Baseball Bat)
-Over sized Mallets
-Sledgehammers

Feats:
-Defeated Killer Croc
-Caught Batman off guard
-Defeated Nightwing
-Survived an Electric Chai
-Defeated Joker
-Immune to toxins
-Escaped Hell

Weaknesses:
-Idiotic
-Insane
-Not a strategist
-Clumsy
-Fell for a Nigerian Prince scam


Alright the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all

(Geo) Only one of these love sick ladies is coming out on top!

(Red) ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!


Amy hums as she comes out of a grocery store carrying a brown bag. "I can't remember the last time I was able to go shopping like this. With all the world ending threats..." She says to herself "Well. Once I get home I can make Sonic some of my special chilly dogs!" She giggles to herself imagining how thankful the blue hedgehog would be. Her thoughts were interrupted by an explosion and the sound of police sirens. "What the...huh?" She looks and runs in the same direction. She arrives at a bank where Harley Quinn runs out and shoots at the cops while giggling and running away.

"HEY THERE SHE GOES!" One of the officers yell before they all see a pink blur run past. Harley laughs before Amy blocks her path

"Well well. What do we have here?" Harley asked

"Hey you clown!" Amy yelled "Don't think i'm going to let you get away with this!" She summons her hammer and aims it at Harley. The villieness laughs at this

"Oh PAH-LEASE! The pink rat wants to play hero?" She says. She throws the money bags into the air, where they land on electric wires "Move over! Or better yet, i'll make you!" She says aiming her guns

FIGHT!

*cue Fly Away Now by Panty and Stocking.

Amy gasps at the guns and begins to run away, dodging the bullets. Harley laughing all the while. She then reaches into her pocket and pulls out a red and black grenade and throws it at Amy. Amy, seeing this, whacks it back with her hammer sending Harley flying backwards into a dumpster. She stands up laughing at the pain. Amy jumps up and swings her hammer down. Harley rolls out of the way, letting Amy crush the dumpster. "Are you..laughing?"

"Yeah! This is fun!" Harley laughs

"Your a psycho!"

"Correct again, hun" She smirks and aims her revolvers again only to discover their out of ammo. "Oopsie..." Amy takes the chance and runs up, bashing Harley's side with her hammer. Harley flies sideways into a street light, wincing before getting a hammer thrown into her head. Amy jumps and grabs the hammer in mid air and starts spinning, whacking her multiple times. Harley ducks one of the blows and strikes Amy in the chin with a baton. She then spins around and takes out her chainsaw and swings it. Amy gasped and tried to block it with her hammer, causing its head to get cut off and falling on Harley's toe. She yelps and holds her foot in pain, allowing Amy to spin dash into her and crash both of them through the street light and making it fall. Harley huffs and grabs Amy's curled up body and throws her to the ground like a basketball. Amy bounces off of the ground and back into the air with a new hammer. Her eyes widen as a boxing glove punches her in the face. Harley throws a snare trap where Amy lands, causing the hedgehog girl to bleed a little before tossing a jack-in-the-box at the trapped rodent. It opens and explodes, sending Amy flying into the air and falling back down on top of a parked car. Harley laughs "And that's curtains for you" she says pointing. She then shoots the electrical wires with her Chiappa Rhino 60DS and grabs the money back. She turns to leave only for a hammer to hit her in the back of the head. She stumbles and looks back, seeing Amy standing with an angry look. "What? How are you still standing?"

This time it was Amy who laughed. She summons a bigger hammer and aims it at Harley "Because. I'm a Freedom Fighter" Harley scowls and aims her guns at Amy. Amy spins around with her hammer extended and launching a pink tornado. Harley gets sucked into it along with the broken street light and some empty cars. Amy runs and uses her hammer to volt herself over the tornado then flies above it to look for Harley. She was being dragged around abd cut by the winds but was still giggling and laughing. Amy brings her hammer back "Laugh THIS off!" She throws it down, hitting Harley dead on and knocking her all the way down to the bottom. The vortex dissipates making everything sucked in fall to the ground. And falls and stomps on Harley's head, grabbing her hammer back and jumping backwards. Harley struggles to stand and huffs, coughing up blood.

"That does it..." She pulls out a sledgehammer "No more Mrs. Nice Girl!" She runs and swings it at Amy, who back steps to dodge then the two clash their hammers against each other, a spark forming between their eyes. Amy spun around and knocked Harley's hammer out of her hands, then with all her strength slams the hammer into Harley's chin and launched her into the air. She sees the broken street lamp and gets an idea. She strikes the ground and bats the post into the air as well. Harley begins to fall as she opens her eyes and sees the post. It was to late. The post impales through her stomach and the two land on the ground. Harley wasn't moving anymore as Amy huffs and leans on her hammer

"And. Curtains" She smirks

K.O!


Amy tells Sonic about her victory. Sonic gives her a thumbs up, before groaning when she hugs him tight. Meanwhile, the police surround Harley's corpse, scratching her head as to how she died like that

(Red) Wait WHAT!? I though this was a shoo in for Harley.

(Geo) Well, Harley definitely was the more savage and brutal of the two. And her insane nature made her incredibly unpredictable. But in the end, none of that mattered when Amy was just better suited for this fight

(Ender) Amy constantly keeps pace with Sonic, who has an average speed of 765 Miles per Hour. To be clear, she is not AS FAST as Sonic, but she is still capable to producing similar speed feats. And that is still way faster then anything Harley could accomplish

(Geo) As well as fast enough to dodge any bullet. With that out of the question, Harley had no choice but to get up close and fight Amy with her melee weapons

(Red) And that was her fatal mistake: Melee combat is Amy's bread and butter! She had WAY more experience in close range combat thanks to her hammer training and her bouts with the other freedom fighters. Plus, her wacky skills and magic gave her far more versatility then Harley

(Ender) Both have incredible feats under their belt. Harley defeated Joker, Killer Croc and Nightwing is certainly impressive. But to compare, Amy has defeated giant robots, dazed the nigh unstoppable Iron King, and defeated half a robot army BY HERSELF. Plus, Amy's ability to heal wounds means she could always be in top shape

(Red) Well...scratch off one more waifu off the list. But in the end...she Harley Rose to the challenge

(Ender) The Winner is Amy Rose


Next Time On Death Battle:

*THUNDER CLAP!*

Death Battle Redux...

2 figures are hidden in shadow

Season 1 Finale...

Is A battle unlike any seen before

*laughter*

You've met a terrible fate haven't you

Lightning strikes, lighting up the arena revealing the foes. One was a black and white jackal with a mask. The other is a being made of straw wearing a multi colored mask

*cue Infinite

The jackal fights Sonic with energy blasts while the straw being floats menacingly in front of Link

Tune in next time

The two fighters stand eye to eye with a storm around them

For the craziest battle yet!

INFINITE VS SKULL KID