Demons. Creatures born of Hell. Those who rebelled against God and are forced to suffer for all eternity. And are dedicated to taking us with them
(Red) But what they didn't expect were people like these guys who kill demons like its a 9 to 5!
(Geo) Doomguy, the bane of Hell itself
(Ender) And Guts, The Black Swordsman. I'm Ender, they are Geo and Red. And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, skills, feats, and weaknesses to find out who would win A Death Battle
*Cue Flesh and Metal
When you think of incredibly violent and badass first person shooters, your mind might jump to games like Halo or Duke Nukem
(Red) But NO ONE did it better then the original, demon ass kicking badass: DOOMGUY! Or Doom Slayer whichever you prefer but DOOMGUY!
(Geo) After beating his commanding officer to death for wanting him to kill innocent civilians, he was sent to Phobos-one of the twin moons of mars
(Red) As a side note, I feel it necessary to point out that the only way his superiors found to punish him was to BANISH HIM TO SPACE! What happened to, i don't know, unpaid leave?
(Ender) Well, on Phobos he found something rather peculiar: A portal to Hell
Doomguy shoots a Cacodemon
(Geo) You know I never got that. Why did mars have a portal to hell?
(Red) Who cares? All i care about is Doom Slayer's arsenal! Which he can carry all at once due to some sort of multidimensional backpack?
(Ender) His most basic of weapons is his Pistol, which has an ammo capacity of 200 and he never has to worry about reloading. His Chain Gun, while very ineffective against tough body armor, can mow down several monsters at once
(Red) Speaking of Chains, he also has himself a Chainsaw! Perfect for his Ash Williams impression. But when he gets down to it he has a bunch of hard hitting tools in his infinite pockets! Like his Shot Gun, a pump-action tool of destruction that fires 7 pellets for shot. And boy do they have some spread! But for those pesky demons JUUUUT out of reach he also has his SUPER shot gun! This double barreled thing of beauty has a spread of 20 pellets per shot!
(Geo) And, because he could, he also packs a Plasma Rifle. Which, on top of hurting on impact, also burns his unfortunate target. His rocket launcher holds a ridiculous 50 rockets at the same time, and an apparently limitless supply of Frag Grenades
(Red) But all that is nothing compared to his ultimate weapon. The Weapon every man wishes to hold. The gun so badass, it makes Chuck Norris tear up on sight. ITS THE BIG! FUCKING! GUN 9000!
Doomguy fires the BFG, incinerating a group of demons
(Ender) The BFG is a perfect product of pain. It unleashes a large burst of Argent Energy that can harm even the most resistant of foes. And if thats not enough, it also simultaneously unleashes an electric shock that will boil its victim's blood and fat to the point of detonation. This weapon is powerful to erase the Cyber Demon in only 2 shots
(Red) I think I'm in love fellas...
(Geo) Then I think you might wanna leave the room before we talk about Doomguy's TRUE ultimate weapon. A weapon so powerful, it literally puts all his other weapons to shame: The Unmaker
(Ender) The Unmaker fires incredibly powerful laser blasts capable of stunning demons. Its powerful enough to tear through even the toughest ones like a hot knife through butter.
(Red) Holy Hell! Or...Demon Hell. Or just Hell Hell...no matter! How is it so deadly you may ask?
(Geo) Well, because it feeds on demonic energy of course. This gun is alien in nature and is designed to hurt only those with demonic auras.
(Ender) I could get some use out of something like that. That white eyed mother fucker...
(Geo) Well Doomguy's arsenal isnt just limited to his weapons. Though his years of fighting through hell, he's no stranger when it comes to power ups
(Red) The Berserk Power up completely heals him and boosts his punching power ten fold
(Ender) The Invulnerability power up turns him completely invincible from all damage and the partial invisibility power up turns him slightly invisible
(Red) How the hell can you be SLIGHTLY invisible? You either are or your not, there's no in between
(Geo) Doomguy is a fearless warrior. He has single-handedly defeated the armies of hell NUMEROUS times. He's fast enough to outrun his own rockets and even dodge rounds from plasma weaponry, defeated monsters such as the Cyber Demon and Icon of Sin, is capable of spotting foes who are invisible to the human eye. And he once even went straight to hell himself in order to get revenge for his pet rabbit, Daisy
(Red) *sniff* Like a true man
*DoomGuy blasts the Cyber Demon apart with the BFG*
Doomguy
Age: Unknown
Height: 6'2
Weight: 230 pounds
Also known as Doomslayer
Has a liking to Animal Crossing
Weapons:
-Pistol
-Chaingun
-Chainsaw
-Shotgun
-Super Shotgun
-Plasma Rifle
-Frag Grenades
-Rocket Launcher
-The BFG
-Unmaker
Megaarmor: 2x stronger then basic security armor
Capable of sustaining multiple, life threatening attacks
Powerups:
-Berserk (Health refill and 10x punch power)
-Invulnerability
-Partial Invisibility
Feats:
-Defeated hell multiple times by himself
-Defeated the Cyber Demon
-Can outrun his own rockets, even with heavy armor on
-Can see invisible entities
-Dodged Plasma rounds
Weaknesses:
-Anger can sometimes put him in tunnel vision
-Certain weapons lack effect against certain enemies
The story of guts is NOT one for the faint of heart
(Red) Trust us, its pretty fucked up!
(Geo) If you have issue against high amounts of gore we implore you to stop reading now. For those of you who can handle it, sit back and prepare to meet THE most BADASS swordsman in fictional history!
(Ender) Young Guts was born from his dead mother, who was hung from a tree
(Red) Great start so far!
(Ender) He was then found, and adopted, by a group of mercenaries lead by Gambino. But before you say 'seems like things are looking up' his psudo-mother died of the plague.
(Geo) It was then he began his trainer with the leader, Gambino, who taught Guts swords combat when he was only 6 years old
A young Guts tries to attack Gambino, who knees him
"We don't carry any baby sized swords for kids here anyway
(Geo) Turns out, Guts was surprising good at killing, claiming his first life at the age of 9. Truly, he had promise
(Red) So all's well and good right? Well...then Guts ended up killing Gambino in self defense. Plus, through all his training he was constantly abused. And I mean that in EVERY sense of the word
(Ender) Now a lone mercenary, Guts traveled about on his own. His skills became so famous, he was recruited the Band of the Hawk: a group of mercenaries lead by a man named Griffith
(Geo) All of them banded together, and over the course of 3 years, ended a 1000 year war. These people were Guts' first true feeling of friendship and compassion. Surely now, his life long struggle has finally ended
(Red, Geo and Ender)...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Red) ahaha! Hell no! Of course it can't be that easy! You see, turns out Griffith wasn't such a good guy after all. Now allow me to run through his rap sheet, shall I? Ahem: He summoned a shit ton of demons, transformed into Batman if he were a Jojo character, Murdered everyone Guts saw as a friend, claimed ownership of Guts' very soul via branding his neck-which resulted in hundreds of demonic monsters coming for him-, pinned Guts to a wall and gouged Guts' eye out. and OH YEAH! He proceeded to then RAPE GUTS' GIRLFRIEND CASCA IN FRONT OF HIM WHILE IN A POOL OF HIS FRIEND'S BLOOD! Guts only escaped by CUTTING HIS OWN ARM OFF!
(Geo) We warned you. This shit is dark
(Ender) However, all of these could be seen...in a sick sense of irony...as a blessing in disguise. As it was these moments that began Guts' transformation
(Red) INTO THE SCARIEST MOTHER FUCKER IN EXISTENCE!
*Cue Theme of Guts
(Geo) Guts now lives his life in active search for vengeance against Griffith. He carries with him several tools: Miniature bombs with spikes that stick to foes, Throwing Knives, and a short dagger.
(Ender) And he also got his arm replaced with a new, mechanical one. This arm possesses a repeater crossbow, flamethrower, and a built in, single shot cannon.
(Red) And then there is his REAL treasure. The coolest sounding, most beautifully badass sword in fictional media: The Dragonslayer!
*Guts cuts a large man clean in half
(Ender) Originally made by Godo the legendary hermit to literally slay dragons, this 6 foot long, 400 pound lump of iron was deemed to heavy for anyone to wield. That is...until Guts came along
(Geo) With a single swing of his blade, Guts can cut through practically anything. And, after bathing it in so much demonic blood, Dragonslayer now exists in both the physical and spirital world
(Red) Which was the writer's excuse for Guts being able to KILL GHOSTS! Not that you hear me complaining!
(Ender) Guts is extremely skillful. He can move faster then the human eye can track, killed 100 soldiers in a single night, and has a habit of putting himself in danger in order to gain the advantage
(Red) Like the time he allowed himself to get eaten by the Sea God. So he could CUT HIS WAY THROUGH AND KILL IT FROM WITHIN! This guy has some serious balls! He's jumped through raging infernos, got stabbed in the face, tanked getting punched by 1000 demons AT ONCE, and even defeated Rosine. Who is some sort of bug-elf monster that moves as super sonic speeds
(Geo) He certainly has gone through a lot. But some of those feats may have just been the result of his ace in the hole: The Berserker Armor
(Ender) Upon activation of this armor, it actually seals off Guts' nervous system, making him immune to all manor of pain while also boosting his striking power
(Red) Even if something does break, it doesn't matter since the Berserk armor will literally rip and tear his body together again. The armor will let Guts keep fighting until all of his blood has been spilled and all of his bones are broken! That is hardcore!
(Geo) It DOES, however, come with a huge catch. When he wears it, Guts loses all rational thought and reasoning while also releasing all his inner darkness. Basically, wearing the armor turns him INTO a demon...
(Red) Damn. That...is AWESOME!
"Even if you force back what was lost, it still won't be the way it was."
Guts:
Age: 20+
Weight: 253 Pounds
Height: 6'8
The Black Swordsman
Arsenal:
-Mini Bombs
-Throwing Knives
-Short Dagger
Mechanical Arm:
-Flamethrower
-Repeater Crossbow
-Cannon
Dragonslayer:
-Length: 6'6"
-Weight: 400 Pounds
-Designed to slay dragons
-Now exists on the spiritual plane
Berserker Armor:
-Keeps him held together...literally
-Immune to all pain
-Increases his power
-Will not let him die until all his blood is spilled
-Forces its wearer to surrender to their darkness
Feats:
-Moves faster then the eye can track
-Has survived...a LOT of stuff
-Killed 100 soldiers in a single night by himself
-Fearless
-Defeated Rosine
-Once killed a demon disguised as a woman while having sex with her. No, you did not read that wrong
Weaknesses:
-Anger
-Can sometimes make stupid choices in order to gain the advantage
Alright the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all
(Geo) Two demon slayers fighting for the badass throne!
(Red) ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Guts slashes 5 Cacodemons in half, seeing them wither away "Huh. These things just keep getting uglier and uglier" He looks up as Doomguy lands and looks around. "Who the hell are you?" Guts asks. Doomguy looks at the knight, then at his sword. He could feel the demonic aura coming from it as he stands up and takes out his gun "Oh? So your with them huh?" Guts raises Dragonslayer "Bring it on!"
FIGHT!
*Cue My Brother
Guts instantly lunges at the gunman, who fires two shots from his handgun. Guts slices the bullets in half before cleaving down at Doomguy, the latter of whom rolls out of the way before switching to his chaingun and firing it at Guts. The black swordsman winces slightly from the sudden attack, but soon shrugs it off as he aims his mechanical arm forward, firing numerous crossbow bolts before grabbing and throwing 3 mini bombs. Doomguy blocks the arrows before the bombs stick onto his arm. Guts cuts down a nearby tree and uses it to shield himself from the explosion. He scoffs "Was that really the best you had?"
Through the smoke, Doomguy's visor shines as he fires 3 shots from his shotgun. Guts was shocked at his survival but manages to jump out of the shells range. He lands and shoots a stream of flames at Doomguy. The bane of hell takes the flames, stumbling backwards a bit as Guts jumped at him, slashing at him and making a large mark on his chestplate. Guts slashes three more times at Doomguy before punching him hard in the helmet with his metal arm, and at the same time opening arm and shooting his cannon. Doomguy gets sent flying and skidding against the ground. Guts picks up the tree he cut down and throws it at Doomguy, who uses his chainsaw to cut it in half. As the wood falls on either side of him, Guts rushes up and shoulder tackles him into another tree, slashing him multiple times in the chest. Doomguy punches guts in the face before grabbing his rocket launcher and shooting the swordsman point blank. The explosion launches both demon slayers away from each other. Guts used Dragonslayer to impale into the side of a larger tree and jumped back down the the floor. Meanwhile, Doomguy stands up and spots a Berserk power up for him. Guts runs up to meet with his foe again, seeing him stand up with his chainsaw in hand
*cue Ultraviolent
"Tsk. Your still kicking huh?" Guts brings Dragonslayer up "Bring it on!" He runs at Doomguy, wh swings his chainsaw upwards at him at the same time Guts swings Dragonslayer down. Sparks are sent flying in all directions, illuminating the two warriors locked in combat. Soon, however, Dragonslayer cleaves straight through the chainsaw which makes Doomguy stumble slightly. Guts volts himself over Dragonslayer, using that momentum to kick Doomguy away. He lands and throws more grenades out at Doomguy, then switches to throwing his throwing knives, then to firing more bolts from his crossbow arm before rushing towards him. Doomguy lands and takes out an Invulnerability power up, activating it. He walks through the explosions, the knives bend and snap upon contact, and the bolts are sent spiraling away. He then uses both arms to block Dragonslayer. Guts snarls as he jumps backwards "Just die already, asshole!" Guts yells as he goes in for another slash. Doomguy, feeling the effects of his power up fade, has no choice but to dodge the slash. Unfortunetly, Guts had been expecting that. As soon as his first slash missed, he used his forward momentum to push himself off the ground and back up slashing Doomguy in the head hard. Doomguy stumbles back as half his helmet falls to the ground. With his face revealed, the Slayer gives a growl to the black swordsman "Huh. You're just as ugly as I was expecting" Guts says as he holds up Dragonslayer once more "Now come at me! Its time we end this!"
*Cue Overpowered by Phantom Power Music
Doomguy takes out his rocket launcher once more and fires 3 rockets at Guts. Guts slashes the rockets to pieces, making them explode on either side of him and kicking up a large cloud of smoke between him and Doomguy. Doomguy looks closely, seeing Guts' shadow. He jumps out of the way just as Guts lunged at him and shoots a rocket into his side. Guts winces as he gets sent flying into a tree, breaking it in half. Doomguy grabs his Partial Invisibility power up. Guts stands up and looks around "Where did he go?" He looks around. Looking. Waiting for anything. He then sees a slight shine in the forest to his left "I see you!" He shoots his flamethrower into the forest, starting a fire. Doomguy looks around himself before seeing Guts leap through the flames and slashes at him once more. This time, the slayer's arm is cut off. He screams in pain. Guts lands and raises his sword to finish the job, but Doomguy glares backwards at him and shoots his pistol into his eye, Making Guts scream as well. Doomguy punches Guts into the flames and jumps away. He pants tired and holds his bloody arm.
*Cue Ash Crow
He looks back and gasps. A dark silhouette with red glowing eyes jumps out at him. Guts, wearing his Berserker armor, roars and stands once more with Dragonslayer. Doomguy recognizes this power...and he knows just what to do. Guts jumps at him but Doomguy rolls out of the way and pulls out the Unmaker. Berserker Armor Guts turns to him "I am going to rip you in half!" He yells as he runs at him once more. Doomguy wastes no time as he unleashes the Unmaker, causing Guts to stop in his tracks and stumble backwards. He struggles through the lasers before suddenly...
SHATTER
The Berserker Armor breaks into pieces on all sides of him. "W...what?" Guts says. Doomguy runs up and punches him in the chest. Guts retaliates by swinging Doomslayer around but Doomguy uppercuts him into the air before taking out the BFG, charging up, and firing. The blast hits Guts who screams and struggles "YOU! SON! OF! A!" Before he could finish his statement, he explodes. Doomguy falls to one knee, panting hard. He then stands up and walks into the distance as Dragonslayer falls and gets embedded into the ground
K.O!
Doomguy jumps into a random portal leading to hell in the ground. Meanwhile, the fire in the forest kicks up and engulfs Dragonslayer
(Red)...I think that fight put more hair on my chest
(Ender) This was an extremely close match. Both combatants were experts at what they do, and since both of them possessed very similar ways of thinking it was impossible to tell who was smarter
(Geo) Well there is no question in our mind that Guts was stronger. Sure, Doomguy can break bones but Guts can cut a man clean in half WHILE WEARING ARMOR without any resistance. He was also trained all his life, giving him the experience advantage
(Red) And with the amount of shit he's endured, Guts was also the tougher one. BUUUT that's where his advantages end, since Doomguy was WAY faster. Guts was able to move faster then the eye could see, true, but Doomguy is able to dodge bolts of PLASMA!
(Ender) Which can reach average speeds of 1,051,390 Miles Per Hour. Plus, Doomguy had the far more varied and destructive arsenal as well as the superior range to keep Guts at bay
(Geo) His power ups also helped him outlive and over power Guts, who had no way to counter their effects. But most importantly: Lets talk about who could secure a killing blow
(Red) If Guts wanted a victory, he HAD to get him with his sword. His other weapons just couldn't do anything. That being said, Doomguy had more then one way
(Ender) With the amount of battles Guts has been a part of, and how much demonic blood he has stained his hands with-hell Dragonslayer was literally bathed in it-its not out of the question that the Unmaker could effect it or the Berserker Armor. With those out of the way, Guts had very few options to defend himself
(Geo) On the other end, if they WEREN'T effective, he still had the BFG. We've seen it effect other powerful beings just fine, and Guts has never had to defend against something like it before. Plus, recall how the Berserker armor kept Guts fighting so long as he had a drop of blood in his system? Well, The BFG is said to BOIL and combust its Opponent's blood
(Ender) In short, Guts was incredibly powerful and incredible durable. But Doomguy had him beat in sped, weaponry, range and a killing blow
(Red) And that's all I have to SLAY on the matter!
(Ender) The Winner is Doomguy
Results:
Guts:
+Stronger
+Tougher
+More Experienced
=Intellegence
-Slower
-More Limited Arsenal
-Berserker Armor meant his doom in the long run
Doomguy:
+Faster
+Superior Arsenal
+Superior Range
+Power Ups
+BFG and Unmaker could hurt the Berserker Armor
=Intellegence
-Weaker
-Less Durable
Next Time On Death Battle:
*cue Battle for the Grand Star
A dark, sinister laugh is heard. A Yellow turtle with a large, green, spiked shell is seen shooting fire balls at Mario. We also see a bunch of other creatures attack the mario bros
*cue E.G.G.M.A.N
Another laugh is heard. A fat, bald man with an orange mustache and red outfit laughs as he sends swarms of robots at Sonic before fighting him himself with a giant robot
BOWSER
Vs
EGGMAN!
