Galaxy travelers. Masters of the blade. Champions of their people. trainers of young Heroes.
(Craft) And completely OP in fighting games!
(Ender) ...These 2 combatants are all of these things and so much more
(Zach) Meta Knight, The Lone Swordsman
(Craft) And Master Yoda, The Legendary Jedi. I'm Craft, their Zach and Ender
(Ender) And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win A Death Battle
Thousands of years ago, there was a galaxy wide struggle-a war between the heroic Star Warriors and vile Nightmare. After many casualties, the star warriors succeeded. But only few of them remained
(Craft) One went to Dreamland to eat the entire planet out of house and home!
(Zach) But little did the little puffball know. There was indeed another survivor. A warrior who fought in that very war. His true name unknown, but his title is legendary: Meta Knight
"Come back when you can put up a fight"
*cue Meta Knight's Revenge
(Ender) Adorned in a silver mask, flowing cape-
(Craft) and a Spanish guitar solo whenever he enters the room! That's the sign that someone's ass is about to get kicked. Meta Knight is not the kind of guy you wanna piss off
(Zach) He wields his mighty blade, Galaxia. Forged by the mighty god Photron, this blade embodies the will of life itself and is said to posses near infinite Power. And Meta Knight is very familiar with it, and he remains nearly unmatched in sword combat
(Ender) With this holy blade, Meta Knight can shoot beams of energy, summon lightning, fireballs and create raging tornados with ease. The blade itself is so sharp, its even capable to splitting someone into 4 duplicates of themselves.
(Craft) He can rip through foes with the Drill Rush, piss them off in the air with the Shuttle Loop, and if swinging that thing around wildly doesn't work, meta has his fair share of magic too. He can heal his own wounds, fly on his creepy bat wings...okay? Create clones of himself, flood the room with darkness, and move things around with telekenisis! Talk about a toolkit!
(Zach) Galaxia isn't the only gear, however, as he also wears the Dimensional Cape. This strange article of clothing gives meta knight the ability to teleport, not just between different places, but even through dimensions.
(Ender) and then there is his ship, the Halberd. A massive war machine capable of hyper sonic flight. It boasts heavy artillery with a variety of cannons, but none as strong as its Combo Cannon, a turret so powerful that a few shots can take out foes such as Dyna Blade, as well as its Mechanical Arm for ensnaring and trapping targets.
(Craft) Why does he need that? The dude is already fast enough to fly from one edge of the universe to the other in seconds! Its like if Sonic hopped inside a Car-wait a minute...
(Zach) Meta Knight has certainly made his mark in history as a mighty warrior. He's able to keep up with other heavy hitters like Dedede and Kirby on the daily, defeated his own Dark clone, moved fast enough to outrun universal deletion, survived Magalor's Black Hole, and has defeated clones of the likes of the Dark Matter and Queen Sectonia
(Ender) He even managed to defeat Galacta Knight, the greatest warrior in the Galaxy.
(Craft) But as badass as he is, he isn't without his faults. He's honorable to an almost brutal degree, refusing to fight any unarmed foe. Hell, he'll outright GIVE them a weapon just so they can fight! And despite being more then capable, he still loses to Kirby like everyday!
(Ender) Though...perhaps he intends to. Meta Knight may be marked as a villain by some, but he never really acts out of malice
(Zach) Except when he blew up his own ship too prove a point
(Ender)...well fair. But he is still a mighty warrior, and recognizes Kirby's potential to grow and become a hero all his own. But until then, he will continue to stand and fight
"Victory. Is my destiny"
Meta Knight
Age: Unknown, Thousands of years
Weight: ?
Height: 8 inches
Leader of the Meta-Knights
Galaxia
-Forged by a fire god
-Can cut almost anything
-Magic (Fireballs, Lightning, Energy waves, Tornados)
Dimensional Cape
Halberd:
-Hyper Sonic Flight
-Combo Cannon
Skills and Techniques:
-Mach Tornado
-Shuttle Loop
-Drill Rush
-Galaxia Darkness
-Telekinesis
-Cloning
-Flight
-Meta Heal
Feats:
-Keeps pace with Kirby and Dedede
-Defeated Dark Meta Knight, Galaxia Knight, Dark Matter Clone, Queen Sectonia Clone
-Survived Magalor's Black Hole
-Outspeed Universal Deletion
-Flew across the whole galaxy in seconds
-Was OP in Brawl
Weaknesses:
-Code of honor
-Loses to Kirby
-Face is adorable
(Craft) A galaxy...far away it is. A Jedi there was...a master was he. Yoda...his name was
(Zach) ...you're going to be doing that this whole time aren't you
(Craft) Bet your ass, you can!
*cue Yoda's Theme
(Ender) *ahem* The Jedi Council were among the mightiest warriors in the galaxy, and worked as peacekeepers to keep peace and balance. Among these keepers was their leader, Yoda, who above all else devoted his life to following The Force. Together, these Council members protected the universe
(Zach) That is...until the creation of the Galactic Republic, the rise of the Empire, and one of the darkest events in history: The Clone Wars. Thousands were slain in the crossfire, and Yoda witnessed it all. All of his fellow council men, his fellow jedi...gone.
(Craft) understandably scarred from this, Yoda subjected himself to self Isolation. But when the chosen one, Luke Skywalker, came knocking on his cave door, Yoda thought him everything he knew. And hot damn was that a lot!
(Zach) Well he wasnt a grand master for nothing. Yoda is a masterful fighter and has trained and battled many of the strongest jedi in existence. Like Obi-Wan, Mace Windu, and held his own against Sith Leaders like Count Dooku and Darth Sidious
(Ender) Part of that success comes from the Jedi weapon of choice: The Lightsaber. A blade of highly concentrated plasma that can cut through almost anything. Though...techically Yoda's is a specially designed ShotoSaber made for his stature
(Craft) Judge a warrior on his size, you should not! See, there are 7 main styles of Lightsaber fighting. And Yoda has mastered well...ALL OF THEM!
(Zach) the classic Shii Cho style, Makashi Style focusing on 1v1s and keeping himself from being disarmed, Soresu Style being a defensive style based on using foe's mistakes against them.
(Craft) Shien, a reverse grip Style. Niman, where he perfectly balances attacking and defending. Juyo Style being a straight up agro rush! and Jar'kai, proficent in duel wielding.
(Ender) However his favorite and most proficant style is number 4: Ataru. This style mixes a powerful offensive style and augments it with the Force
(Craft) The Force is no joke! Its basically space wizard magic, and Yoda is like space wizard Gandalf when it comes to it! He can lift and throw things-and people-with his mind, read his opponent's moves with Force Perception, control minds with the Mind Trick, Increase his own speed and slow down his perception of time with Force Speed, stop projectiles, force attacks and even lightsabers with Force Deflection, and ABSORB lightning and other energy based attacks with Tutaminus. Its like a swiss army knife of mind voodoo
(Zach) And its these skills that make Yoda such a powerful warrior. He's pushed entire star ships and whole armies with just the force, deflected force lightning from Darth Sidious, dodged tracker missiles, and has often been compared to Kyp Durron
(Ender) Who was capable of moving a man made Black Hole. To do this without disrupting the structure of the singularity means he must have been outputting up to 14 PETATONS of TNT
(Craft) 15 ZEROES BITCHES
(Ender) However this may also stem to his biggest weakness. Yoda is almost entirely reliant on the force to do...basically anything. He rarely ever relies on his own frail body.
(Zach) That and his small stature typically means he's doomed in close quarters anyway. But with those aside, perhaps think twice before stepping to the Jedi
(Craft) Or feel the wraith of the angy frog man!
"Violence leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to suffering"
Master Yoda:
Age: 900
Weight: 29 Pounds
Height: 2'2
Species: Unkown
OP in Soul Caliber
Lightsaber
-Shoto Saber
-Mastered all Styles
The Force:
-Senses Everything and Everyone around him
-Alerts Danger
-Telekinesis
-Force Speed
-Force Deflection
-Mind Trick
-Tutaminus
Feats:
-Trained Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Mace Windu
-Battled Count Dooku and Darth Sidious
-Scales to Kyp Durron, who could produce 14 Petatons of energy
-Effortlessly moved Starships
-Held off entire armies
-Leader of the Jedi Council
-Master Strategist
-Maker of many memes
Weakness:
-Age
-Overreliance on Force
-Prone to hesitating
Alright the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all
(Zach) Which of these Masters will reign supreme? Lets find out!
(Craft) ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BAAAAATTTTTTLLLLEEEEE!
Through a hollow cave, Meta Knight walks with his arms folded to his side. Hearing an approaching figure, the years of Master Yoda twitch as he sits meditating on a boulder. Without opening his eyes, he speaks "To find me here...a warrior you must be..."
"..." Meta Knight draws his blade and aims "Come down here and fight me. Show me your power"
"A warrior you are...a master..." Yoda says before suddenly lunging at Meta Knight, who blocks his lightsaber with Galaxia "You are not!"
FIGHT!
*cue Otherwordly Warrior
The two push off each other, before rushing each other again, clashing weapon on weapon multiple times. Meta Knight jumps and attempts to kick Yoda in the head, but the Jedi catches him with the force and pushes him backwards. Meta Knight spreads his wings and flies into the air, shooting sword beams down at Yoda, who dodges and rolls out of the way before jumping towards the star warrior with a spin of his lightsaber. Meta blocks as the two fall to the ground. Meta Knight grunts as flies backwards, using his telekinesis to pick up some Stalagmites, throwing them at Yoda. The grandmaster holds his palm out, stopping them in mid air before they turn and fly back at the Star Warrior. Meta Knight flips his cape and vanishes, letting the rocks break against the wall. Yoda closes his eyes "Cannot hide...from the force" He says as he feels Meta Knight behind him. He turns and grabs the knight with telekinesis and launches him backwards into the wall. Meta Knight struggles before managing to move his arm and using his own telekinesis on a broken rock, launching it into Yoda's head. This dazes the master long enough for Meta Knight to break free and ram into Yoda with a Drill Rush. He flies him into the air with a shuttle loop, before flying around and slashing him with Galaxia and juggling him in the air with an overhead slash from below. Yoda pushes him back with the Force before flying at him with a Lightsaber slash, which grazes the Knight's shoulder armor and cutting the tip of it off. Meta Knight jumps backwards and sparks electricity from his sword, firing multiple bolts forward. Yoda holds his hand out, stopping the bolts in his palm. Meta Knight is stunned by this before unleashing a volley of fireballs as well. These are also absorbed as Yoda clenches his fist and sends the energy back. Meta Knight slashes through the attacks and rushes towards Yoda, who readies his Lightsaber before looking down. "...the way to victory, this is not" He says before dropping the saber and causing Meta Knight to halt his rush.
"Pick up your weapon" Meta Knight demands "Pick up your blade and fight me!"
"Reliant on the blade...that is why..." Yoda says as he crosses his legs "you fail" Meta Knight gets pushed backwards by a wave of power as Yoda floats into the air, maintaining a meditation stance. The cave begins to shake and fall apart as Yoda grabs boulders from them and shoots them towards the star warrior. Meta Knight zooms around these projectiles, even slicing through one that was in his way as he closes in on Yoda. The Jedi pushes him back with the force as Meta Knight spreads his wings to catch himself in the air before activating Mach Tornado, flying at Yoda. He slashes into the Jedi rapidly before he pushes the Knight off and resumes his stance. "You cannot win..." Yoda says as multiple Yodas appear around him "The force, you lack". Meta Knight holds Galaxia up as multiple Meta Knight clones appear around him.
"I have myself...that is all I need" He says as the two's clones charge each other. During this, Meta Knight flies through a hole in the cave, energy sparking from his sword as he sends a large twister down into the cave. It grabs Yoda, who lets out a goofy scream as he gets sucked in and cut by the winds. The clones also being destroyed. Yoda huffs and rebalances himself in the air, using the force to blow away the tornado. During this distraction, Meta Knight had flown up to the Halberd, standing on its helm. He holds a palm out as the Combo Cannon charges and fires a massive laser into the cave. Yoda looks up and shakes his head, closing his eyes once more as he holds a palm out, blocking the blast and dissipating it. He then holds up his other hand as the whole ship shakes. Meta Knight flies off of it and flies down at Yoda, who brings his arms down. Meta Knight stops as he turns and gasps, seeing his own ship being hurtled towards him. It strikes him as they both come crashing down in a massive explosion. Yoda lands on his feet as he grabs his cane
"Much learning...you had to do" He says somberly, looking at the flaming wreckage before walking away...
"Know my power!"
The wreckage gets blown back by a mighty push as Meta Knight flies out of it with 4 pairs of wings and glowing eyes. Yoda jumps back shocked by this as Meta Knight flips his cape, turning the entire surrounding area to darkness. Yoda holds his hand out as he pulls his lightsaber back to him at the same time Meta Knight disappears
"Trust...in the force"
Yoda's face gets illuminated by his lightsaber as everything was quiet. Meta Knight's eyes reappear behind him and...
SLASH!
The lights return as the two warriors were suddenly standing back to back with each other, their swords outstretched after a slash. Neither moving from these spots.
Clang Clang
Suddenly, Meta Knight's mask falls to the floor having been split in half. Yoda chuckles hearing this "A fine battle..." He says with a smile "A true master...you...are" He says as his upper body slides off of his bottom before his whole form turns to dust.
Meta Knight puts his sword away as he walks. He stops and turns "...apologies. You were a worthy opponent. But...my power cannot be rivaled" With that, he walks away
K.O!
Meta Knight taps his foot as a warp star flies down. As he grabs it and flies off, Yoda's force ghost smiles from the cave
(Craft) Sniff Sniff That was beautiful. Truely a masterful battle!
(Zach) Yoda was a tough old bird, and his mastery of Lightsabers and The Force proved an efficient threat. But in the end, it could not prepare him for this
(Craft) Elephant in the room first, Meta Knight was WA-A-AY faster. So, the Jedi could routinely dodge plasma and lightning bolts right?
(Ender) Certainly impressive, but Meta Knight once flew across the entire galaxy in a matter of seconds. Even if we were to completely lowball and say it took Meta Knight a full Five Minutes to do so AND assume every plasma shot moved at speeds equal to that of the average Plasma Cloud, Meta Knight would still be well over 1 Million times faster
(Craft) The Force could let Yoda predict Meta Knight's moves and sense his very presence, but it ain't closing THAT big a gap!
(Zach) And with that much speed, Yoda was never going to get a clear shot with his Lightsaber to finish the job.
(Ender) If he could even finish it at all. Recall how Yoda could compare to Kyp Durron, and his 14 Petaton black hole feat?
(Craft) 15 Zeroes!
(Zach) Yes, however. Meta Knight survived Magalor's Black Hole. A feat requiring nearly 86 Octillion Tons of TnT
(Craft) 27 Zeroes! And over 6 trillion times higher then Yoda's best offense! Black Hole comparisons for the win, and you can take that however you want!
(Zach) Yoda has taken on many difficult and powerful foes in his time. But recall that Meta Knight wished to battle the strongest warrior in the galaxy, Galacta Knight
(Ender) A warrior that, according to this wish, is even stronger then Kirby himself, who can survive planet sized explosions without a scratch and once cracked the planet in half with a single punch.
(Craft) And Meta Knight kicked his ass! None of Yoda's foes can even compare to that level
(Zach) Add on Meta Knight's wider variety of skills, techniques and him also being older then Yoda and this fight could have only really gone one way
(Craft) A sad ending, this is. Yoda may have seen a lot. But he has never Met A Knight quite like this
(Ender) The Winner is Meta Knight
Meta Knight
+Stronger
+Faster
+Tougher
+More experienced
+More skills and variety
-Straight forward nature could be countered by Yoda's training
-Halberd was ultimately useless
-Would hesitate to fight Yoda when he stops using the Lightsaber
Yoda:
+Training was more elaborate
-Weaker across the board
-Though strong, the Force could not close the gap
-Lacked a variety of techniques
Next Time On Death Battle:
MONSTERS
A young woman pants as she runs through some abandoned buildings
KILLERS
she slides down a wall and sighs thinking she's safe
NEVER
She opens her eyes and screams as a large man in a white mask stabs her with a kitchen knife
DIE!
The man stares at the camera before everything cuts to black. A yellow rabbit being illuminated slightly in the darkness
"I Always Come Back"
MICHAEL MYERS VS WILLIAM AFTON!
(Halloween vs FNAF)
