Chapter 9 The Slurm factory

Freya and Bender were on the couch watching Tv as usual when a comerical came on.

"All my circuits will return after this word from Slurm! It's highly addictive." The annoncer said as Slurms McKenzie appeared before two women in bikinis appeared one with dark skin and the other tan skin with blond hair and the first dark. They were in order Dixie and Trixie.

"Look. It's Slurms MCkenzie." Trixie said.

"He's the original party worm." Dixie said. (You know whats funny? In Wiki it says they are probably 60 years old. I call bullshit you know?)

Slurms slid right by them.

"Lets party!" Slurms said as others started partying.

"Look at that worm go. Who says there are no more heroes?" Bender asked as Sean walked in.

"Not with idiots like Zapp around." Sean said.

"Hey, dudes, you could win a chance to party with me, Slurms McKenzie at the slurm bottling plant on planet wormulon." Slurms said.

"Just look for the golden Bottle cap inside specially marked cans of slurm." The announcer said.

"I like those odds." Freya said shaking her can hearing something rattling inside making her gasp before shaking it out revealing it to be one of her teeth. "Aww. Just another tooth." Freya said throwing it away next to a pile of teeth and cans before pressing a button on the chair before a laser gun appeared and zapped her mouth making it grow her missing tooth back.

"Ah the future. Endless solutions to past problems." Sean said.

Later

The group saw Freya drinking countless cans before she finished her current one and looked inside but all it said was you are a loser.

"Oh! I gotta find that bottle cap." Freya said opening another and gulped it down.

"Honey this is really stupid." Sean said.

"I've never seen anyone so addicted to slurm." Leela said a little repulsed by this.

"This is nothing. Back home in Russia some of my buddies would drink a hundred bottles of Vodka a week. Right up until the third death." Reznov said before Bender came in looking more grey than Shinny.

"Dude you look like hell. Whats wrong?" Sean asked.

"I'm sick." Bender said before sneezing.

"How can you get sick? You're a robot." Julia said.

"Don't look at me." Sean said as Leela and Amy walked to Bender.

"You poor Baby. Let me check if you have a fever." Leela said placing her hand on his head before it sizzled. "OW!" Leela yelped in pain before Professor using his coat to protect his hand opened Bender's door.

"According to Bender's temperature gauge which I suggest you use next time, Leela." Professor said making her frown. "He's running a fever of nine hundred degrees." Professor said before closing it and Bender groaned.

"Bender mon, lie yourself down." Hermes said motioning for the couch which he sat on before he caught on fire and turned to ash. "You're paying for that." Hermes said.

Soon they were in the clinic.

"I'll have a look but I remind you I'm an expert on humans, not robots." Zoidberg said before examining Julia.

"Do I look like a robot?" Julia asked annoyed.

"Whoops." Zoidberg said before examining Bender. "Now what seems to be the trouble?"

"My tummy hurts. And I've been having this burning electrical discharge." Bender said before coughing and the others heard rattling inside.

"The fuck? Whats all that noise?" Sean asked.

"It may well be the cause of Bender's illness. But more importantly, it's a flimsy pretext to try out my latest experiment. To the laboratory." Professor said walking to the lab...Slowly while the others zoomed past him much faster.

Soon they were in the lab and the professor has some flashlight.

"I call this the F-Ray. Its like an X ray but it lets you see through anything even metal." Professor said turning it on and saw inside of Bender and the cause of his illness. A watch stuck in his gears. "Aha! Theres the cause of your illness." Professor said.

"Hey! Thats my watch!" Amy said annoyed.

"I was wondering where I put that." Bender said using his arm to go into his mouth to retrieve it before pulling it out and his color returned. "Hey I feel so much." Sean kicked him down. "Ok I deserve that." Bender said as Sean handed Amy's watch back before she kissed him. The others minus Professor, Bender and Freya left.

"Well, I've got to go take this suit to the decontaminators. You two lock up the F-Ray, and for the love of god don't let it fall into the wrong hands." Professor said handing it to them and left not seeing them laugh. It just fell into the wrong hands in one second.

Later

Sean and professor were playing a game when Bender slammed down the F-Ray.

"Ah this thing stinks." Bender said.

"We checked 90,000 cans of slurm and all we won was this junk." Freya said pointing to various prizes.

"How is that junk?" Sean asked.

"I never want to see another can of slurm again...I'm thirsty." Freya said going to the fridge and pulled out a can of slurm and started chugging when she started choking and Sean went back and smacked her back before she coughed something up.

"Huh." Sean said picking up the golden bottle cap. "Funny how you get what you want when your not looking for it." Sean said.

Later

Soon the group was at the planet Wormulon

Once outside the gates a rug was pulled out and out came another worm.

"Welcome to the planet Wormulon. I'm Glermo your gollyrific guide.." Glermo said letting them inside. "Welcome my friends to the wondrous world of whimsy that we like to call Slurm centralized industrial fabrication unit." Glermo said opening the door showing trees and bushes with Slurm cans and a river of Slurm.

"Anyone else feeling a major Charlie and the Chocolate factory rip off here?" Julia asked making Sean and Reznov chuckle before they walked down and saw another Rip off of little orange men.

"Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?" Professor asked repulsed.

"Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the slurm factory." Glermo said.

"Tell them I hate them." Professor said.

"Why? They didn't even do anything to you." Sean said.

"They are ugly and repulsive just like Donald Trump's face when he was alive." Professor said making them laugh. (Come to think of it Trump in family guy had the same face as them even the same color)

Soon they were on the river by boat.

"I got a question for ya. All this reminds me of a movie back then during the 20th century. Why is that?" Sean asked.

"You'll find that most things today relate to movies during the 20th century." Glermo said.

"Oh boy." Reznov said.

"Hey, look. The disgusting little men are starting to sing." Leela said.

"Uh oh." Sean said.

"Grunka Lunka

Dunkity doo

We've got a friendly warning for you

Grunka Lunka Dunkity dasis

The secret of Slurm is on a need-to-know basis

Asking questions in school is a great to learn

If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke

We once found a dead guy face down in the slurm

It could easily happen again to you folks

So keep your head down and keep your mouths shut

Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt"

"HEY! I don't pay you to sing! You just used up todays bathroom break!" Glermo said.

"Hardass"

"I heard that." Glermo said making him whimper.

"That was fun." Sean said.

"Reliving my childhood for a second till they changes the words with those horrifying images." Reznov said making Julia giggle.

"Now on your right. You'll see the slurm master checking the slurm for color and bouquet." Glermo said while Freya licked her dry lips.

"So thirsty." Freya said.

"Then he tastes it. He tastes it then tastes it then tastes it some more." Glermo said.

"Uh, can I have some slurm, please?" Freya begged.

"No food or drink allowed on the tour. You'll have to wait till your partying with Slurms McKenzie." Glermo said.

"When will that be?" Freya asked.

"Soon enough." Glermo said.

"Oy whats behind that?" Reznov asked seeing a couple guards guarding a door.

"Nothing."

"Is it the secret Ingredient?" Leela asked.

"Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient. You should not ask about the secret ingredient." They sang...Again.

"Oh for fucks sake we get the point." Reznov said annoyed.

"I was just curious because of the armed guards." Leela said.

"Grunka Lunka Dunkity Därmed-Guards"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ORANGE VIRGIN FUCKERS!" Reznov yelled.

"Damn Rez. A little over kill buddy." Sean said.

Soon enough everyone was walking around the boat.

Sean found Freya trying to get some of the slurm.

"Honey what are you doing?" Sean asked.

"I'm thirsty here! Grab my legs and dunk me in." Freya said.

"No way. Thats stupid." Sean said as Leela came around.

"Fine. I'll just let go and swim around in the slurm and drink as much as I want." Freya said doing just that.

"Three two one." Sean counted before she came up.

"HELP! I don't know how to swim in Slurm." Freya said as she sank making them sigh before diving in to pull her up before they came up...With Bender who whistled.

"Dude why did you jump?" Sean asked.

"Everybody was doing it. I just wanted to be popular." Bender said before they got sucked into a vortex of Slurm before going down and landed in some cave.

"Now what?" Sean asked.

"Where are we?" Leela asked

?And why is this slurm pouring into this sewer?" Bender asked before Freya squeezed her hair to get some slurm but ended up spitting it out in disgust.

"What the? This isn't slurm." Freya said annoyed.

"Hold that thought." Sean said seeing two doors one saying the real factory and the other a fake. Opening the fake door they found the guards from before and then closed the door.

"This must have something to do with the secret ingredient." Leela said.

"My god! What if the secret ingredient...IS PEOPLE!" Fraye yelled freaked out.

"No. Theres already a soda like that. Soylent Cola." Leela said.

"Ugh. What is wrong with people int he 30th century?" Sean asked grossed out.

"I guess morality has changed since the year 2,000." Leela said.

Soon enough the four went looking for answers when they saw Slurm cans.

"Slurm! Finally!" Freya said rushing to one and gulped it down. "Ahh. Even good fresh." Freya said satisfied.

"It's the end of the line. This must be where the secret ingredient is." Leela said before Sean looked inside.

"Uh maybe you might want to add the only ingredient." Sean said as they looked in and widened their eyes seeing the Slurm queen using her behind to make Slurm making the others repulsed.

"Well, My friends you finally learned the secret of Slurm. Thats concludes the part where you stay alive." Glermo said appeared from behind the queen.

"RUN!" Sean yelled as they bolted away from the Queen.

"We gotta get out of here." Leela said.

"Stop right there!" Slurms McKenzie said with his girls next to him.

"Slurms McKenzie?" Bender said.

"shh. I want you to take me with you." Slurms said.

"Eh?" Sean said.

"I'm partied out. I just want to rest and watch tv with some friends. Is that to much to ask?" Slurms asked.

"Forget it pal. It says you have to party with us." Bender said.

"Ok but can we keep it small please?" Slurms asked before the Queen charged in.

"Oh crap!" Sean yelled.

"This way!" Slurms said as they rushed to an unstable cave.

"We're not gonna make it at this rate." Sean said.

"Go on without me. I'll hold her off." Slurms said.

"She'll kill you." Sean said.

"It's all right. I'm so tired of partying, so very tired." Slurms said removing his shades showing his tired eyes. "I'll save you the only way I know how. By Partying!" Slurms said turning on his music.

"By Mr. McKenzei." Dixie said as she and Trixie left with the others as he turned the music up to max.

"Party on Slurms." Bender said saluting him.

"Party on, contest winners. Party on." Slurms said before he was crushed.

Later

"So let me get this straight. Slurms is made from the behind of a Slurms queen?" Hermes asked.

"Guess so. But what does it really matter. Other products are made the same way. Milk, Honey and so on. The way I see it we should just keep the information to ourselves." Sean said getting everyone to agree.

"Shame we didn't get to party with Slurms." Amy said.

"Heres a toast to Slurms." Leela said getting everyone to hold up a can of Slurm before Music started and Dixie and Trixie started dancing.

"Oh the year 3,000. Dad you would have loved it." Sean said.

Authors Note: Finally I got this updated. I've been so busy with The Rider of the League that I haven't had time to focus on my other stories like this. Now Next Chapter is a big piece of Garbage since it was one of my favorite episodes. Also for those of you who haven't please check out the Rider of the League. My only story with a thousand favs and over 3,000 reviews. Check it out. Read, Review, Fav and Follow. See ya.