Chapter 2 It's Probing time

"Rockwell. This place is completely boring beyond words." Sean said as they landed.

"Oh yeah? Been here before?" Crypto asked.

"Once. I was about five back then. Even then I hated it. It's all Farm country." Sean said.

"Farmers again?" Pox asked.

"What do you expect? The Big cities are farther away." Sean said.

"Pox." Crypto said annoyed.

"How was I supposed to know? The big cities are everywhere back home." Pox said.

"Ok enough. Let's see if there is actually something worth finding here." Sean said.

"Hold it. I have another idea. I want you both to find a human to bring back to to the ship." Pox said.

"Why? I can tell you anything." Sean said.

"True. But having some some other insight can be useful. You never know someone might know something they think is useless which could in turn be useful." Pox said.

"He's got a point for once." Crypto said.

"HEY!" Pox yelled insulted.

"Ok enough. We'll find someone who has some meaning over everyone else." Sean said as they got out before Crypto took on another form.

"So what do you know about this place?" Crypto asked.

"Not much. This is nothing but farm country out here. Nothing fancy but crime is down low." Sean said.

"Is that so?" Pox asked.

"Don't you guys have crime back home?" Sean asked.

"Honestly no since even if they could do crime it wouldn't matter because of our cloning technology." Pox said.

"So Murder is pretty much pointless." Crypto said.

"How did that even get started anyway? What you guys just wanted to clone yourselves for immortality?" Sean asked.

"Not exactly. Harsh though this may sound the Furon race declared war against those they deemed beneath them. Of course there were some...Negative consequences from our actions." Pox said.

"Let me guess. Your weapons mutated your DNA and unable to reproduce so you decided to clone yourselves to live on until a solution could be found." Sean said.

"Your a lot smarter than you let on. Yes thats true." Pox said.

"But how do my species fit into this? I don't see that." Sean said.

"Um...Well." Pox said.

"If you give me the I'm too young to understand speech I'm gonna come up there and punch you." Sean said making Crypto laugh.

"Oh fine. Like many men when away from the arms of a woman they get...Well...Needy I suppose you could say. Which resulted in matting with human females and the DNA of our kind is now in every Human alive today. You included." Pox said.

"Wouldn't that mean I also have access to certain abilities of yours?" Sean asked.

"I was thinking the same thing." Crypto said.

"Well...With some modifications yes I suppose you could. But you're young so no. Right now focus on the job at hand." Pox said.

"Got it." Sean said as they made it into the fair grounds.

"Crypto I want you to scan the humans to see if theres a particular human we can abduct." Pox said.

"Gotcha should be simple enough." Crypto said.

"How bout the one guarding the entrance." Sean said.

"Right." Crypto said scanning.

'Man, oh, man. She may be the dumbest miss Rockwell ever! And Check out them cantaloupes! God, I love America!'

"Oh god. This better not be a blonde since then it'll make all blondes look dumb which is so not true." Sean said.

"Oh yeah?" Crypto asked before they walked to another before Crypto began scanning.

'I want to marry Miss Rockwell, but instead I gotta sit here, hour after hour, day after day, watching this dang wheel go up and down, round and round, over and over again until somebody dies, Hell of a Metaphor.'

"Oh for the love of." Sean said annoyed.

"This Rockwell seems like a sensation." Pox said.

"That depends on your point of view since its starting to sound like a dumb woman who men are after for one reason only." Sean said before they came to the Mayor.

"Last one." Crypto said scanning.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah. Town's doing great, Business is booming, hope is on the way, Blah, Blah, Blah. Let's barrel through this crap so I can get down to the real business of governing: Making time with the delicious Miss Rockwell.' The Mayor thought.

"Ok this is why I hate men of power cause they are nothing but big ass fakes." Sean said annoyed even more.

"I believe I've located this miss Rockwell. She should be in that larger structure behind you." Pox said.

"It's called a Tent." Sean said as they went inside. "Oh boy." Sean said seeing a blond in revealing clothing.

"Whoa. No wonder guys are so attracted to her." Crypto said.

"Whatever. So whats the plan?" Sean asked.

"I want you both to abduct her and bring her back to the Mother ship to..." Pox tried to say.

"Probe and Vaporize?" Crypto asked.

"I'm all for the last one." Sean said.

"Uh no. Abduct and bring her back to the mothership is all." Pox said.

"Our way is more fun." Crypto said.

"ABDUCT. Not Vaporize." Pox instructed firmly.

"Fine." Sean said.

Leading her back to the ship was easy with her simple mind.

"In ya go dumb blonde." Sean said as she went in. "Now I know why Mom hated blonds so much." Sean said before they heard the cops.

"Never fails." Crypto said as they got in.

"You need to destroy the fair grounds to remove any evidence we were here." Pox said.

"Oh please this whole place is full of idiots. No one is gonna notice a thing even if Crypto went in as he is." Sean said

"Perhaps but I believe you'll agree with the old saying better to be safe than sorry." Pox said.

"Fair enough." Sean said as Crypto began to destroy the whole place easily making people scatter since they didn't know what was going on at all.

It didn't take long but the Fair grounds were destroyed beyond repair and everyone there had scattered.

"Now Lets get this idiot back to the mothership." Sean said as they went up.

Later

Sean flinched hearing miss Rockwell screaming from the probing she was getting.

"Yesh I almost feel sorry for her." Sean said rubbing his head.

"I doubt that. Now that we got that out of the way we need to find a more how shall I say..." Pox tried to say.

"Important area?" Sean asked.

"Yes thats it. We need to find a more important Area to find answers. Which is why I want you to go back down and search this area again. Theres also a strange reading down there and I want to know what it is." Pox said.

"Sounds easy enough." Crypto said.

"Oh and uh...Bring miss Rockwell back when you leave since she's of no further use to us." Pox said as she screamed in horror.

"That and you want her to stop screaming." Sean said.

"Yes that as well." Pox said annoyed with her constant screaming.

Authors Note: Sorry for the long ass wait but I lost interest in this story. Now this was part of a massive update to introduce my new Legend of Korra story which is also a Yugioh crossover. Return of the Ancients. So check that out. Also since I have a long list of crossovers for that series Ive set up a poll for all of you to vote in for which one you all want next. So do that. Read, Review, Vote, Fav and Follow. REVIEW AND VOTE MY LOYAL FANS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!