Chapter 12 Xmas Story
Sean and the others were at a snow lodge relaxing.
"Oh what this?" Sean asked annoyed seeing a comedy performance.
"Oh they hold these things once a year. Nothing ever good though." Bender said.
"Please I'd bet anything Kruger could out perform all these fuckheads." Reznov said with a bottle of Vodka in hand.
"Really?" Leela asked grinning at him.
"Oh my god. Rez." Sean said annoyed.
"What? You won by landslides back in school." Reznov said.
"Come on a few jokes won't hurt." Leela said making him groan.
"Ok fine." Sean said.
Soon Sean was up on stage in front of everyone else.
"Ok what I'm gonna do is completely different compared to what most people in this era are used to. What I want people to do is write a question they have for me and I'll try to answer it in a more amusing detail. More amusing than these dumb fuckers." Sean said making people laugh.
Soon the questions were in.
"Ok first question." Sean said as Reznov read it.
"Oh god. Oh...God." Reznov said snickering.
"What?" Sean asked before taking it. "Dear Kruger...You can fix almost anything...Can you fix my...Failing marriage?" Sean asked before laughing as did everyone else. "How the hell am I supposed to do that? I'm not a therapist." Sean said laughing as did everyone else. "Ok next one." Sean said.
"Ok um...Oh my god." Reznov said laughing.
"What now?" Sean asked reading it. "Do you have...Ok I'm not reading or answering this since thats private information you pervert." Sean said making people burst out laughing. "Oh my good lord. This next one better be something I can answer." Sean said.
"Ok um. What were the robots like in the 20th Century?" Reznov read.
"We didn't have robots...Or at least not the kind we use today. It was more of men operating machines and what not. Now Machines operate man...In more ways than one." Sean said making people laugh.
"Did you have a girlfriend back in your old life?" Reznov asked making him snort.
"That depends you talking single or multiple without the others knowing?" Sean asked making people burst out laughing. "But to be honest no. Wasn't interested back then." Sean said.
"What were the nudity laws like then?" Reznov asked.
"Amy I know this is yours." Sean said making her giggle. "We had laws that were 10 times more strict than they are today. No public Nudity, No public sex, No free use of drugs or..." Sean tried to say before people booed. "I'M SORRY THINGS WERE MORE STRICT BACK THEN BECAUSE OF DUMB FUCKS LIKE ZAP!" Sean yelled as they shut up. "Anyway yeah you could say things were less fun back then." Sean said.
"Have you considered making your own business for fun?" Reznov asked.
"Does a strip club count?" Sean asked making people laugh before Julia threw a beer bottle at him which he caught. "That was a joke." Sean said making her glare.
"Out of all the girls you have who is your favorite?" Reznov asked snickering.
"I'm gonna skip that since I don't play favorites." Sean said making people laugh.
"Ok last one...How big are you down there?" Reznov asked before widening his eyes before silently chuckling. "Oh my god. This time is full of perverts." Reznov asked.
"Ask your girlfriend about last night and she'll tell you." Sean said making people burst out laughing. "Ok I'm done." Sean said.
Later
"That was pretty good." Leela said to Sean as they went to ski.
"Ah It was ok. Since things are different in this time I couldn't use some of my older jokes." Sean said.
"Oh yeah? And what kind of jokes were those?" Leela asked.
"Ah It doesn't matter anymore. Those days are history. Literally." Sean said making her giggle. "Besides I I'm grateful being in this era. It's how we met." Sean said making her smile as she kissed him.
"You are so sweet. By the way were you serious about not being in a relationship back in those days?" Leela asked.
"Mostly. There was someone back in the day but uh it didn't work before it could even start. Didn't bother me much." Sean said as Amy skied down the slopes in nothing but her birthday suit.
"Go Amy!" Leela cheered making her giggle spanking herself as she skied past them.
"Let me guess. Special suit that lets her be free and heats her up." Sean said.
"Yup. Anyway we need to start getting an Xmas Tree." Leela said.
"Oh good. One of my favorite holidays." Sean said.
Minutes later
"OY! This ain't no Pine tree!" Sean yelled seeing a palm tree.
"Pine what? Oh thats right I forgot. Pine Trees have been extinct for centuries. Gone the way of the Poodle and your past modesty." Professor said looking at Amy's naked body.
"Man. Everything has changed greatly." Sean said.
"Aw don't worry. You'll get used to it." Leela said using an Axe with turned into a laser cutting it down.
After arriving back at the Planet Express building everyone was decorating the place.
"Man everything from my day has changed drastically." Sean said on the couch before Amy walked to him in a naughty Santa suit.
"Aw come on Sean it's not that bad. You've got us after all." Amy said sexually making him chuckle. "Besides everything changes eventually." Amy said.
"Oh yeah. Does include your time line for kids?" Sean asked making her grin.
"In time. Not that I mind having kids but I like the free time we have right now." Amy said leaving with a sway in her hips.
"You really can pick'em Kruger." Reznov said with a drink in hand.
"Oh that reminds me. I gotta get something for Leela." Sean said leaving.
"So tell us more about modern Christmas." Julia said.
"Well theres the Robot Santa." Leela said.
"Wait Robot Santa?" Reznov asked skeptical.
"Oh my yes. But due to a programing error his standards were set too high." Professor said.
"He doesn't give gifts he kills people." Amy said shuddering.
"Uh you might want to tell Kruger about that." Reznov said.
"Why?" Leela asked.
"Because he said he was going to get you a gift." Reznov said shocking her.
"What! Why didn't you stop him?" Leela asked.
"I didn't know about that robot Santa till now!" Reznov yelled as she rushed off.
Meanwhile
Sean left a store with a gift in hand for Leela.
"I miss the old days. Kinda makes me miss Dad even more.
"Excuse me?"
Sean turned seeing some kid about 13 years old. He had Tan skin brown hair and dark blue eyes wearing old clothes from his era.
"Can I help you kid?" Sean asked.
"Your Sean Ashburn Kruger right?"
"Yes? Who are you?" Sean asked before he handed him a note.
"Tom wanted me to give you this you."
"How do you know my Dad?" Sean asked taking the letter before he began to read it.
'I know you're more than likely missing the old days in our time so I decided to give you one last gift. A little brother who I adopted into the family.' Sean read before looking at the kid.
"Your my little brother?" Sean asked.
"Name's Turok. Tom told me all about you a thousand years ago and wanted you to still have some piece of family here." Turok said making Sean look at him before a small smirk appeared on his face.
"I always wanted a little brother anyway." Sean said placing an arm around him as they walked off.
"Sean!" Leela yelled rushing to them.
"Hey Leela." Sean said before she noticed the kid.
"Who's he?" Leela asked.
"A last gift from my old man. This is my adoptive little brother Turok. Turok this is one of my girlfriends Leela." Sean said.
"One of?" Turok asked not even put off by the one eye.
"Things are different compared to your time. Anyway we need to leave now." Leela said.
"Why?" Sean asked before a loud thud was heard making them turn and saw a robot Santa.
"A robot Santa huh?" Turok asked before the Robot started looking more Evil.
"HO HO HO!" Robot Santa said as he stepped towards them making Sean Place them behind them.
"What do you want?" Sean asked.
"I have something very special in this sack for you." Santa said pulling something out making them tense up before he tossed a large box at them. "Have a nice Xmas." Santa said before laughing as he flew off on his sled.
"Huh. I guess even he likes you." Leela said as Sean opened the box and grins.
"Lets go home." Sean said.
"Whats in the box?" Turok asked.
"Oh nothing much." Sean said as they walked home to the others to celebrate the Holiday.
Authors Note: Not much but Sean got a nice gift. A little brother. What was in the box? Oh thats a surprise for soon enough. Now My Main focus is on my new Legend of Korra story Return of the Ancients which is also a Yugioh Crossover. And theres a poll up for everyone to vote for the next Legend of Korra crossover story. Read, Review, Vote, Fav and follow! REVIEW AND VOTE MY LOYAL FANS! SEE YA!
