Chapter 2 Mischief vs the Joker

"Smoking!" Mischief yelled as he literally just buried a couple of thieves into a pile of trash just as the police arrived. "Well my job is done...But first!" Mischief said pulling out a mallet and smacked them on the head.

"YEOOOOW!" The thieves yelled in pain.

"Somebody stop me!" Mischief yelled before he was pulled up into the air. "HEY! THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!" Mischief yelled in annoyance.

"Oh really?" Superman asked making him blink before seeing him.

"Oh it's you? Whats up? Lantern being a dumbass again?" Mischief asked. After his ring was destroyed he went back to Lantern headquarters to get it fixed. Ever since then he's been a major pain to deal with since he just would not admit he screwed up.

"Uh no. Batman needs you in Gotham to help deal with Joker." Superman said.

"Oh why didn't you just say so?" Mischief asked before spinning out of his hands and then bounced all the way to Gotham.

"This is seriously going to get some getting used to." Superman said shaking his head.

Later

Mischief bounced all the way to Gotham before he landed right next to Batman.

"Your late." Batman said.

"Nice to see you as well. Whats up?" Mischief asked looking at a warehouse down below.

"Joker has been up to something as of late. He's been recruiting people using false advertising. Whatever he's up to is happening tonight." Batman said.

"Hmm. And you want me to sneak in and find out whats going on?" Mischief asked rubbing his chin.

"More or less. If you can take him out before hand would also help." Batman said.

"I'm on it!" Mischief yelled dashing away leaving his hat flying in the air before it followed him making Batman snort in amusement.

"Never gets old." Batman said.

Mischief snuck inside the building before a couple guards passed him and he quickly jumped up to avoid detection.

"I'm telling you buddy Joker's plan is nuts. Using his new gas on people." One of the guards said making Mischief expand his ear to hear better.

"I know but better them then us." The other guard said before.

"Is that so?" Mischief asked making them look up and. "BOOOOO!" Mischief yelled having his face turn into a skull with flames coming out of his eyes and mouth making them scream and run away...Right into a wall and out cold. "And I thought Luthor's guards were idiots." Mischief said before laughing.

"Whats all the noise?" Harley asked coming around the corner.

Looking below Mischief's eyes turned into hearts and his mouth watered like a fountain before shaking his head.

"Wow. And Joker never once thought to kiss her? He must be insane...Or gay! Personally I can't tell the difference with him." Mischief said before jumping down next to Harley. "Why hello there my pretty lady." Mischief said making her jump.

"Ahhh! What the?" Harley said in surprise before getting a better look at him. "Who'r you?" Harley asked making him smile at her.

"Friends call me Mischief. Ladies call me lover. My card." Mischief said handing her a card with his face on it and his name making her blink before smiling at him.

"Wow. Never get many of these from other heroes." Harley said.

"I'm a one of kind see? And you my pretty lady are with the wrong man. Why settle for a clown who's treats you like a punching bag? It makes me want to cry." Mischief said crying...Waterfalls which made her giggle.

"Mister J isn't that bad." Harley said defending her pudding.

"Honey...He's a jerk to you. A woman like you needs a real man." Mischief said pulling out a rose from his sleeve and gave it to her making her blink before a small blush appeared on her face and a smile.

"You think so?" Harley asked getting swayed by his charm.

"Oh most certainly. I think I see why you think your attracted to Joker though. You love someone who's not normal and he's crazy so you think he's the one. But baby let me tell you he's not worth your time. A real man would appreciate an exotic lady like you every minute of his life." Mischief said making her giggle. "In fact as you can see...I'm not normal if my handsome green face is any indication of it." Mischief said making her laugh.

"True." Harley said.

"Also do you actually want to hurt innocent people who've done nothing wrong to you? I can see you don't like it in the slightest. So stop working for the Gay clone and come with me and live a good life and make up for all those horrible things the Joker made you do. What do you say?" Mischief asked with a grin and extended his hand making her smile and shook it.

"Deal." Harley said.

Meanwhile

Batman waited patiently for Mischief to do his job.

"Bat's we got a situation here." Mischief said on the comms.

"Whats going on?" Batman asked.

"Joker is planning to unleash a toxic gas that will turn everyone he's lured here into a crazed monster like him." Mischief said making his eyes widen. One Joker was bad enough but a whole army of him was a nightmare.

"How'd you learn this?" Batman asked.

"From me." Harley said making his eyes widen.

"Don't worry Bats. I managed to change Harley's heart to our side. All you need to do is understand someone." Mischief said laughing. Now normally Batman would frown at this but in rare cases like this he actually smirked.

"You never fail to amuse and impress me." Batman said.

"Got that right. Now lets make sure The clown from hell can't use that gas." Mischief said dashing away.

Joker was in the middle of giving a speech to the people who were frightened by the Joker.

"Hey boss look who we caught." One of the guards said showing Mischief in chains.

"Hello Joker...BEEN A WHILE!" Mischief yelled insanely making him glare at him.

"You! You've been a thorn in my side for years almost as bad as Batman." Joker said not happy.

"Well, can you blame me? Theres only room in this world for one crazy clown." Mischief said.

"Shut up! Search him!" Joker said getting his guards to do just that.

And they found a large assortment of items.

"A fish?" One of the guards asked holding a frozen fish.

"I get hungry." Mischief said before one guard reached into his pocket and.

"AHH!" The guard yelled feeling something snap his hand before pulling back revealing a mouse trap.

"Mouse trap?" The Guard asked.

"Makes them think twice before getting in my personal space." Mischief said making Joker grumble before one of them pulled out a...

"Rocket Launcher?" The other Guard asked.

"I have a permit for that." Mischief said before the other guard pulled out a photo.

"Picture of Harley." The Guard said before widening his eyes at the photo.

"What?" Joker asked snatching it.

"Uh oh." Mischief said.

The photo was of Harley in a red see through nightgown showing she was completely naked.

"HARLEY!?" Joker yelled in shock before glaring at Mischief. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Joker yelled in rage.

"Jeez I thought you'd have a sense of humor. After all..." Mischief said turning around before facing him again. "YOU IGNORED THE LADY!" Mischief yelled.

"AHHHHH!" Joker yelled before Mischief slapped him and his guards multiple times before leaning into their ears.

"Thats for the babe." Mischief said before making some strange noise by grinding his teeth before dashing away.

"GET HIM!" Joker yelled before noticing he and his guards were tied up in the same chains Mischief once had on. "What the?" Joker said before Batman dropped down.

"Not bad." Batman said amused.

"BATMAN!" Joker yelled before.

WHAM!

"Oooh." Joker moaned as he was hit on the head by a mallet by both Mischief and Harley before he passed out.

"SMOKING!" Mischief and Harley said together making Batman raise an eyebrow.

'I can't tell if having these two together is a good thing or a bad nightmare.' Batman thought.

Later

"He did what?" Lantern yelled as he saw Mischief giving Harley a tour of the watchtower.

"I was even more surprised then you. He found a way to get Harley to Leave the Joker for good this time. Whatever he did I don't see her leaving to go back to him." Batman said.

"If he can manage to convince Harley of all people to leave Joker imagine what else he can do." Hawkgirl said impressed.

"Are you all out of your minds! He just brought a criminal on our base." Lantern yelled before Mischief threw a pie at his face making him frown while the others snickered or laughed.

"I can still hear you mister Nobody!" Mischief yelled with a big head.

"I'm rather curious to see if he can change other people as well." Superman said. People like Livewire, Mercy and maybe even Volcana.

"By the way ladies and germs!" Mischief yelled landing on their table. "I just had a great idea to gather more members for the League...After they grow up a bit." Mischief said.

"No one asked for your opinion." Lantern said before another pie was thrown into his face...With a bomb before it blew up in his face leaving him with soot on his face making him growl.

"Now, now the adults are talking. So go in the corner." Mischief said making the others snicker. "Now as I was saying. Why don't we create a second base of operations for the younger heroes to train before their old enough to join the League?" Mischief said getting them to think on that.

"Thats actually not a bad idea." Batman said agreeing with this plan.

"We don't need brats." Lantern yelled before Mischief pulled off his mask and Sean glared at him before grabbing him by the front of his uniform making him yell in shock.

"Listen fuck face I'm getting really sick and tired of your attitude. It's a good idea. Besides this way we can also keep an eye on troubled enhanced individuals. The problem with some heroes is that no one can train them like we can because we got experience." Sean said.

"He's not wrong. Besides this could help us out in the long run." Flash said.

"All those in favor?" Sean said holding his hand up getting everyone but Lantern to agree. "I recommend Jump City. Theres a small island not far away from the city unused." Sean said.

Later

Lantern was not happy. Ever since Mischief became a member of the League his reputation was shot.

"Look who it is the coward." Sean said leaning against the wall making him glare.

"I am no coward." Lantern said.

"Then why did you run? Answer that to me. Give ma a good answer...And I will take it all back." Sean said making him frown before walking away. "Thats what I fucking thought." Sean said before leaving to go to the hanger.

Later

"Nice place." Harley said looking at the huge estate Sean lived in.

"Yeah but it does get lonely from time to time. The servants aren't always here. Having you here though defiantly helps out." Sean said making her giggle before kissing him.

"I'll be looking forward to other perks. Good night." Harley said going to her room with a sway in her hips making him chuckle.

"Oh dad like you and Mom always said I'll find that special lady." Sean said before putting on the mask and morphed into Mischief.

"Its Party time!" Mischief said dashing away to fight crime.

Authors Note: Oh hell Joker just lost the best thing in his life to someone who's even more insane...But in a good way. Anyway Next Chapter will involve a date between Mischief and a certain Reporter who is single. Now I just bought the movie the Mask to give me some good inspiration on my next Chapter. And an Update on the harem as before.

Harley (Main girl for obvious reasons)

Wonder Woman (Co Alpha)

Poison Ivy

Hawkgirl

Super Girl

Power Girl

Starfire

Lois Lane

Live Wire

Volcana

Catwoman (Batman the Animated series original version)

Tula (Young Justice)

Terra (Teen Titans)

Raven (Teen Titans)

And thats pretty much it for now. Read, Review, Fav, Follow and Vote in the current poll for Naruko the destroyer of men. REVIEW FOR THE MASK! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!