Chapter 3 A date with a reporter

"Somebody stop me!" Mischief yelled as he just buried two armed punks in a small prison of bricks while the crowd cheered.

"LET US OUT!" One of the punks said.

"Hmm? Now what would great granny Mischief do in a time like this...Ah I know!" Mischief yelled pulling out a barrel of spiders before pouring them in.

"AHHHHHHHH!" The punks yelled in fear.

"Now don't cry my friends." Mischief said holding up a spider in hand. "They'll only bite if..." Mischief tried to say.

"YEOOOOW!" One of the punks yelled as he was bitten.

"You annoy them. Oh well." Mischief said before bouncing away.

Later

"Spiders?" Superman asked amused.

"Trust me I hate the little fuckers but the Mask on the other hand loves them." Sean said.

"I'm almost afraid of what'll happen when Lois asks for an interview with you." Superman said.

"Why? Afraid he'll ask her out on date?" Sean asked. Harely had given him the idea and permission to start his own harem which surprised him completely. The main reason she started the idea was so a couple of her girlfriends could experience what she finally has now. Second...She was Bisexual.

"Not really my concern anymore since we're not dating anymore." Superman said walking away making him widen his eyes before putting on the mask and turned into Mischief and swirled around over to him.

"Now hold on buddy boy. What do you mean not dating anymore? What happened?" Mischief asked narrowing his eyes making him sigh.

"It just didn't work out. I just want her to be safe and she want's adventure in her life. Plus we're polar opposites." Superman said.

"You two still friends?" Mischief asked.

"Of course. Why?" Superman asked.

"Just making sure since I'd hate for there to be problems...WHEN I ASK HER OUT!" Mischief yelled dashing away leaving his hat flying in the air before it followed him making him chuckle.

"I'd love to see how she handles you." Superman said.

Meanwhile

Lois Lane had finally got off work from her job at the Daily Planet. Things had been a little less exciting since she and Superman broke up. But life goes on.

However as she passed an alleyway she was pulled into the shadows making her shriek before her mouth was covered.

"Look what I got. The bitch who stole my man!" A woman with blonde hair and blue eyes and white skin said.

'Oh great. Another fan girl who's completely obsessed with my Ex.' Lois thought.

"Look honey me and Superman broke up months ago." Lois said.

"Really. Well, maybe since you broke his heart I'll break you." The woman said before.

"Now thats not how you treat a lady." Mischief said using a fishing hook to pull the woman up.

"WAH!" The woman yelled while Lois watched in amusement. "Put me down you green faced freak!" The woman yelled.

"FREAK?!...Ok yes I am a freak by nature but thats beside the point." Mischief said making Lois snicker in amusement.

"PUT ME DOWN!" The woman yelled.

"Put you down you say? Hmm. Ok!" Mischief yelled letting the lore drop her to the ground hard making her groan before pulling her back up again...And let her drop again...And then pulled her back up. "Still want to go down?" Mischief asked.

"Ok I learned my lesson." The woman said in defeat before Mischief started swirling around with her in tow. "AHHHH!" The woman yelled before Mischief let go and she flew away and landed in the ocean.

"HOME RUN BABY!" Mischief yelled doing a little victory dance.

"Excuse me?" Lois said down below getting his attention.

"Oh I almost forgot the babe." Mischief said dropping down and landed right next to her. "Hello beautiful." Mischief said making her smile.

"Well, that was an interesting display. I know you from somewhere." Lois said hearing stories of someone with the same physical description.

"Names Mischief babe. Friends call me Mischief...Ladies call me lover. My card." Mischief said handing her his card that unlike last time had a picture of him hitting Joker on the head with a hammer with his name on the mallet making Lois snicker.

"Cute." Lois said.

"So Fly man tells me you two broke up." Mischief said making her sigh.

"It just didn't work out. We tried but we just decided to stay friends. It sucks but life moves on." Lois said.

"Yes relationships start and end all the time. You just need to date someone who understands ya...How about me?" Mischief asked grinning at her making her smirk.

"You actually think you have what it takes to date me?" Lois asked.

"Why Lois do you doubt me?" Mischief asked before spinning her around making her yell before she appeared in a black backless dress making her blink before smiling at him.

"Impressive." Lois said actually impressed.

"Nobody can stop me when it comes to the ladies." Mischeif said taking her hand and kissed it making her giggle.

"Ok. Let me pick out my own dress though." Lois said before he picked her up.

"Where to my lovely lady?" Mischief asked making her smile.

Later

At one of the most expensive clubs was a long line of people waiting to get inside.

"You're not on the list you're not getting in the club." The bouncer said before a fanfare horn was heard making the crowd look and widened their eyes. Why? Cause an insanely long Limo drove right in before the end appeared by the door and someone opened it revealing Mischief and Lois in a gold and white dress. (Picture the dress Tina wore in the mask. I think Lois makes it look better on her.)

"Whoa." The crowd said in awe.

"How do?" Mischief asked tipping his hat making Lois giggle before he picked her up and dashed to the bouncer.

"Um...Are you two on the list?" The Bouncer asked.

"No, but we believe our friends are. Perhaps you know them." Mischief said pulling out money. "Franklin, Grant and Jackson." Mischief said throwing the money into the air which made the crowd go for it giving the two a chance to walk into the club.

"Now how'd you get all that money?" Lois asked curiously.

"A wise man never tells everything right away." Mischief said grinning making her smile.

Soon the music started playing but Mischief just yawned.

"Not good enough." Mischief said making her smile.

"What are you up to?" Lois asked making him grin.

"Watch and learn sweetheart." Mischief said before dashing to the band surprising them. "Let's rock this joint!" Mischief yelled before swirling the band around till they were in more stylish clothes.

(Insert Hey Pachuco from the Mask album)

Once the band began to play Lois walked onto the dance floor as Mischief bounced down before taking her and danced.

"You know I don't think even Superman had this kind of courage with me." Lois said making him chuckle.

"Now sweetie lets not compare. Lets just have fun." Mischief said before spinning her in the air making her laugh before setting her down as they danced again.

From a distance Some punks watched narrowing their eyes on Mischief.

"Its him. Wait for the right moment." The boss said.

Mischief and Lois continued to dance before Mischief leaned down and took a rose in his mouth making Lois giggle before his legs began to wobble like a cartoon before he spines around and took her hand.

"Smoking!" Mischief said making her giggle before he began to spin her around him before she picked up speed and swirled like a twister making her yell before he tossed her in the air making her yell while Mischief yawned before pulling out a pocket watch and looked at the time and gasped before catching her making her smile as he twirled her around him before he leaned her down making her grin.

"Come here." Lois said pulling him into a kiss making him grin before her heels popped off.

"You are amazing." Mischief said making her grin before.

BANG!

(End song here)

Everyone started running away from the gunshot while Mischief and Lois stayed.

"There you are freak." The boss said as he and two others with pistols approached them.

"Hello." Mischief said in humor.

"Ok freak I want to know where our money is. And I want to know now." The boss said.

"Money?" Lois asked.

"Oh I stole from these guys a few years ago. They're thieves honey so I stole from them and gave all the money back from those they stole from...While donating their own money to charity since I'm so nice." Mischief said making her smile.

"You gave away our money!" The boss yelled in rage.

"I did...And it felt...GOOD!" Mischief yelled before dashing over to them and kicked them in the balls making them groan in pain. "And that was for all the pain you gave those nice people." Mischief said taking their guns before he started messing around with them before he created a metal baseball bat. "Now then. You just messed up my date so...I'LL MESS YOU JERKS UP!" Mischief yelled before beating them up as they cried in pain while Lois watched in amusement.

"UNCLE!" The boss yelled before.

BONK!

"Uh." The boss groaned out as he was hit on the head before passing out with his buddies before Police Sirens was heard.

"Why is it the Police always come when the job is done? Answer...They're idiots." Mischief said making Lois giggle before he picked her up bridal style. "Shall we leave my lady?" Mischief asked.

"After you." Lois said before he dashed away.

Later

"That was the most fun I've had in years." Lois said as she and Mischief were in her home.

"Well, I do go to great lengths to impress the ladies. Never actually had anyone crash the party like that though" Mischief said taking a bow making her smile.

"Theres one thing that would also make this date end better." Lois said making him grin.

"Oh really?" Mischief asked.

"Knowing who you really are." Lois said making him blink before shrugging before taking off his mask.

"Hello." Sean said making her blink.

"Wait a minute I know you. You're that rich kid from the Kruger family." Lois said making him smirk.

"The names Sean Ashburn Kruger. A year after my father was killed in action I put on this mask and became Mischief. The mask belonged to a norse God Loki the God of Mischief hence my name. Been helping people for 8 years." Sean said making her smile.

"Huh. Most heroes I know usually started when they were adults." Lois said making him grin.

"True but I'm not the only one. I presume you won't tell anyone about my identity?" Sean asked making her grin at him.

"No...As long as I get more dates in the future." Lois said making him smile.

"Just FYI you're not the only one I'm dating." Sean said making her blink. "Harley gave me the idea and permission to start a little harem. I think mostly because she's open minded you know." Sean said.

"Wait a minute. Harley Quinn?" Lois asked frowning as she remembered the last time she met that insane pawn of the Joker.

"She's changed a lot since leaving the Joker because of Moi." Sean said making her snicker. "Besides I can easily understand why she was with that nut job then. She wants someone who's not normal. She figured he was the one. But I managed to get through to her since in a sense I'm something similar to the Joker. Only difference is I'm good...And handsome with and without the mask." Sean said making her giggle.

"True." Lois said seeing him without it. "Ok I might as well give it a shot. It's not every day I meet someone who's actually not afraid to do what he wants." Lois said making hm smirk before she pulled him into a kiss making him grin before putting on the mask.

"I LOVE MY LIFE!" Mischief yelled before turning into a rocket and flew away making her smile.

"Very interesting indeed." Lois said.

Later

"Heh. I can't believe she could actually agree to sharing you." Superman said amused.

"What can I say? My old man said I would be a ladies man when I got older." Mischief said.

"Yeah right. I give you a month before they dump your ass." Lantern said making him grin.

"By the way Mister Nobody theres something I forgot to do." Mischief said before dashing at Lantern who yelled as he gave him a...

"WEDGIE!" Mischief yelled pulling his underwear on his head. "AHAHAHAHAHA! I love my job!" Mischief yelled running away.

"GRRRRR!" Lantern growled in anger.

Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl watched from the windows the amusing display.

"So you gonna ask him out?" Hawkgirl asked making her smirk.

"Maybe some other time. I'm still getting used to man's world." Wonder Woman said as Mischief avoided getting hit by Lantern's ring.

"STOP RUNNING YOU FREAK!" Lantern yelled before.

WHAM!

"Uh." Lantern groaned in pain as he was hit on the heat by a mallet.

"Somebody stop me!" Mischief yelled laughing.

Authors Note: Now Lois is in the harem. Next Chapter will finally settle the problem between Mischief and Lantern. Also you know what's funny? There is not a single piece of artwork involving the mask and Harley which is weird you know? Anyway Next Chapter will also have a lemon. Read, Review, Fav, Follow and Vote in the current poll for Naruko the destroyer of men. REVIEW FOR THE MASK LADIES AND GERMS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!