Chapter 9 Cuban Pete
Sean smiled as he was at a penthouse he owned in Metropolis deciding to move around for a short while.
Currently he was on the couch watching the news before he showed up.
"Yet again the Comedian Hero better known as Mischief foiled a well planned out robbery last night by Inter gang. The criminals attempted to steal a large deposit of jewels using cutting edge technology. However these new tech was no match for the green faced hero." The Reporter said showing the video of Mischief standing over them with a grin.
"SMOKIN!" Mischief said on the screen making him chuckle.
"You look just as hot on TV." Lois said behind him making him look seeing Lois in only a white nightgown showing she was naked under it making him whistle while she giggled sitting on his lap.
"Hello my hot reporting girlfriend." Sean said making her giggle.
"And it is nice to see my rich secret hero boyfriend. So how long you staying?" Lois asked.
"About a couple more weeks. As much as I enjoy staying in a clean city like this I do tend to move around a lot. Of course you could Oh I don't know. Resign and come live with me." Sean said making her flick his head.
"Nice try. I like my job thank you very much. Besides...Now that Luthor is locked up again it makes it even better." Lois said.
"I'll bet." Sean said before hearing some ruckus making him get up before looking outside seeing Parasite. "Oh great." Sean said before grabbing his mask.
"Have fun." Lois said waving making him smirk before putting on his mask before turning into Mischief.
"It's Party Time! P-A-R-T-Y? Because I gotta!" Mischief said jumping down making her giggle.
"Oh hon." Lois said taking off her nightgown before going to the showers.
Parasite laughed as he was sucking a cop dry.
Only for a fly swatter to hit him into a wall.
"Now that is not nice." Mischief said amused making him pull himself out before glaring at him.
"YOU! I was hoping to meet you soon. Give me your powers!" Parasite yelled charging at him but yelled in pain as he was sprayed by Mischief with some can in hand making him cough.
"Anti-Parasite spray. Buy at your local store for only two dollars." Mischief said as Parasite groaned before Mischief grins as his foot became larger before stomping on him a few times. "Now be a good boy and lay down." Mischief said before he stopped as Parasite groaned in pain before holding up a white flag waving it before passing out. "Winner and still world champion of smashing is the amazing and very Sexy Mischief!" Mischief yelled doing a pose.
"Well, the Sexy part is right."
Mischief blinked before looking up seeing Powergirl grinning at him.
"Hello my lady." Mischief said making her smile before he pulled her down with a cane making her yell in surprise before she found himself in her arms. "Have you been watching me?" Mischief asked making her grin before pulling herself out out of his grasp.
"Cute." Powergirl said as they left as the police took Parasite.
Later
"Honestly I don't know which is worse. The real you or the green you." Powergirl or better known as Karen said as She and Sean were at a fancy restaurant.
Sean was dressed in black clothing while she had a white backless dress on.
"I think both of me are good. After all I do always save the day...And get the pretty lady like you." Sean said making her grin.
"True. When you first showed up I kinda thought you were annoying. Then I started to rethink that when you helped a lot of people and made them laugh." Karen said.
"I don't blame you for the first part. Most people would think that." Sean said making her smile as she kissed him.
"But here we are now. In a slow developing relationship and enjoying ourselves. And the best part is that if say something happened like us having kids I know you could provide for both of us." Karen said making him grin at the kids part.
"I don't mind having kids now. I always wanted to have a big family growing up." Sean said making her smile.
Soon the two were done and Sean took her home.
"I expect to see you tomorrow." Karen said.
"Aren't I always punctual?" Sean asked making her grin before kissing him.
"Night." Karen said as she closed the door before he left with a grin.
Walking out of the building he saw some explosions making him raise an eyebrow before putting on the mask and Mischief appeared.
"Never Fear. Super Mischief is here!" Mischief yelled dashing off.
Arriving at the site however he saw it was just a loudspeaker and some fireworks.
"Huh." Mischief said rubbing his chin.
Thats when several lights turned on making him yell in surprise.
Looking around he saw several members of Intergang making him laugh.
"Oh is this payback for me ruining your little jewel heist?" Mischief asked amused.
"Thats right freak! Now die!" The Leader yelled firing at him but he dodged every attack easily before his arm turned into a lasso and swung it around.
"YEEEEEHAAAAW!" Mischief yelled before it wrapped around them making them yell in shock as they were tied up as his arm detached making them yell in shock before a new one grew in its place. "What? I always have a spare." Mischief said amused freaking them out. "Now Gentlemen lets play a game. It's called tell me where all your bases are and I'll let you go without hurting you." Mischief said.
"Fuck you ya green faced virgin freak!" One said making him widen his eyes. (Uh oh)
"VIRGIN!" Mischief yelled enraged making them scream in fear. "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A VIRGIN TO YOU! Oh thats it! I'm taking off the Kid gloves!" Mischief said pulling out an assortment of tools making them cower.
"AHHHHHHHH!" They screamed in true terror.
3 days later
"In other news the Intergang group has finally been fully disolved as Mischief has pointed out to every secret base they had. As well as secret allies within the MPD department and other allies within the government. Now the City and the rest of the country can rest easy." A newswoman said.
Sean laughed as he watched that.
"Thats what they get for calling me a Virgin." Sean said.
"Oh so thats why you went all out on them." Diana said.
"Should have known." Hawkgirl said amused.
"Anyway I need to patrol Gotham since Batman is going to be busy with something else." Sean said.
"With what?" Diana asked making him grin.
"A date with Talia thanks to yours truly." Sean said bowing making them laugh before he left.
Later
Mischief was patrolling the City before he came to a certain sight he enjoyed.
Poison Ivy was in the park area of Gotham. Eyeing her green skin green eyes and red hair.
"Hello sexy." Mischief said before dashing down to her.
Ivy was collecting special flowers before a rose was handed to her.
"A pretty rose for a pretty flower?" Mischief asked making her blink before seeing him wagging his eyebrows...Again if he had any.
This made her giggle before taking it.
"It's been a while Mischief." Ivy said.
"Too long. Now are you staying out of trouble my dear? I would hate to hurt such a sexy face." Mischief said pouting making her giggle.
"You know I haven't done anything since you exposed those bastards for dumping chemicals out here." Ivy said.
"Good Girl." Mischief said kissing her making her sigh in satisfaction since her poison kisses had no effect on him.
However thats when they heard rustling in the bushes.
"HEY! Who's out there. Bunch of dope loving kids!" Mischief said annoyed.
"FREEZE!" Bullock yelled rushing in with some police.
"SCATTER!" Mischief yelled as she went underground before he tried to run.
"FREEZE!" Bullock yelled making him do so literally. "Put your hands up freak." Bullock yelled.
"But you told me to freeze." Mischief said without moving his lips.
"Then unfreeze!" Bullock yelled making him do so and fell over. "Your under Arrest." Bullock said.
"For what? What I do? I mean besides take all the pretty ladies." Mischief said.
"I don't need a reason for you and the Bat. Search him!" Bullock ordered making them do so.
"Big Sunglasses."
"Small mouth bass."
SNAP!
"YEOW! Mouse trap!" One said pulling it off.
"Rubber Chicken.
"Bazooka?"
"I have a license for that." Mischief said as the other took a photo out.
"Naked picture of the Commissioner's daughter." He said before widening his eyes.
"WHAT!" Bullock yelled snatching it.
"Uh oh." Mischief said.
The picture showed a naked Barbara Gordon with the words 'call me' written on her butt cheeks.
"Babara?" Bullock asked in shock before glaring at him. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Bullock yelled about to slug him.
"Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all...SHE's YOUR BOSS's DAUGHTER!" Mischief yelled.
"AHHHHH!" Bullock yelled in rage before he was slapped dozens of time in the face.
"Thats gotta hurt." Mischief said before grinding his teeth making a funny sound before dashing off.
"GET HIM!" Bullock yelled before seeing he was cuffed. "What the?" Bullock asked.
Mischief dashed to the gate of the park before closing it and boarded it shut before chaining it up.
"That will hold him." Mischief said facing the other way.
Only to see nearly the entire Gotham police department.
"AHHHHH!" Mischief yelled in shock as his skull and eyes came out of his skin along with his tongue wagging around before going back inside.
"We have orders from Detective Bullock. Surrender now." An officer said making Mischief look around seeing Ivy about to step in when he shook his head before grinning at the police and jumped forward.
"HIT IT!" Mischief yelled as the lights turned on before Mischief was in some Spanish clothing.
Thats when music started playing as he started shaking Maracas.
"They call me Cuban Pete! I'm the King of the Rumba Beat. When I play the Maracas. I go Chick-Chicky-Boom, Chick-Chicky-Boom." Mischief sang as the police started getting into it.
"Oh dear. He's doing it again." Ivy said amused.
"Yes, Sir, I'm cuban Pete. I'm the Crazy man in the street. When I start to Dance, Everything goes Chick-Chicky-Boom, Chick-Chicky-boom!" Mischief sang throwing his Maracas away into a place Bullock went for food. "The Senoritas, they singin' and they swing with their lumbero. It's very nice. So full of Spice." Mischief sang next to some ladies who smiled at him. "And when they dance and they bring the happy ring without a care-O." Mischief sang shaking his hind at the girls who tried to grab it before he dashed away making them laugh. "Singin' a Song all the day long!" Mischief sang jumping to a female Officer. "So If you like the beat take a lesson from Cuban Pete and I'll teach you to Chick-Chicky-Boom, Chick-Chicky-Boom, Chick-Chicky-Boom." Mischief sang before waving his hand at her.
"He's a really Modest guy although he's the hottest guy in Havana, In havana." The Officer sang in shock at first before going with it.
"Si, Senorita, I know that you would like a Chicky-Boom, Chick." Mischief Sang as the rest began to sing.
"It's very nice so full of spice." The rest of the Police Sang.
"I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand." Mischief sand as the Female officer slapped him lightly a few times. "Then we shall try." Mischief sang letting her go into the other officers who caught her. "Just you and I. Aye-Aye-Aye." Mischief sang.
"Olé" The police cheered.
Bullock getting over the fence saw this and growled in anger.
"Worthless idiots." Bullock said.
"And I'll teach you to Chick-Chicky-Boom, Chick-Chicky-Boom, Chick-Chicky-Boom." Mischief sang before starting a Conga line with everyone in the area joining in. Even Ivy who was right behind Mischief. "Aye-Aye-Aye." Mischief sang.
"HEY!"
(Scratch)
"Oh." Mischief said before seeing Commissioner Gordon approaching them.
"Mischief. What are you doing? Why are my officers dancing in the middle of the street?" Gordon asked.
"Not my fault. Your Detective Bullock tried to arrest me and had all of them here to make sure it happened. So I improvised till you showed up." Mischief said making him glare at Bullock who glared.
"You ain't talking your way out of this one freak. I got you for the criminal you are. He's got a picture of your daughter naked in his pocket. Here." Bullock said showing him the photo making him frown looking at it.
"Does this look like she's naked?" Gordon said showing it was of Mischief and Barbara with her smiling with his arm around her.
"WHAT!" Bullock yelled in shock.
"Chief...You might wanna consider firing him since he's very unstable around us heroes." Mischief said.
"But...But..." Bullock tried to say.
"I'll deal with you in the morning." Gordon said before looking at his men. "All right thats enough back to the station!" Gordon said as everyone left.
Bullock was about to yell at Mischief when he yelled as...
"WEDGIE!" Mischief yelled giving Bullock a frontal Wedgie making everyone burst out laughing.
"I HATE HEROES!" Bullock yelled as Mischief vanished.
Mischief was on top of a building before an arm pulled him away.
"WHOA!" Mischief yelled before being kissed by Batgirl.
"Hey Angel." Mischief said as she grins at him.
"Did you really have to give him this?" Batgirl asked showing the photo of herself that Bullock originally saw.
While Bullock was busy freeing himself she snagged the real picture and replaced it with another of them before he took it not bothering to look at it again since he was lazy.
"Sorry. I had to make sure he suffered some way. Besides are you made that another man saw you naked...Thats not me?" Mischief asked wagging his eyebrows...If he had any.
"Mmm. He's lucky to see one period. Now he'll think he imagined the whole thing so he won't remember it anyway." Batgirl said.
"But I do remember this." Ivy asked placing a hand on her behind making her yelp in surprise before glaring at her. "Oh don't give me that look. Everyone has a good part of themselves." Ivy said.
"And green goes good on you. Such a turn on for me my lovely rose." Mischief said making them giggle.
"You are such a flirt." Batgirl said.
Later
Sean laughed at the news seeing Bullock was fired from the police department.
Currently he was on the watchtower watching all this.
"I take it back. You plan things just as thought out as I do." Batman said impressed.
"I plan things out just as I go. I never intended for that to happen but as luck would have it." Sean said.
Never mess with the Hero of Comedy or you may lose your job.
Authors Note: HAHAHAHAHA! Oh Bullock you fucking moron. Now he's out of a job and Sean gains more girls to his ever growing harem. Harley will be happy knowing one of them is Ivy. Now Next Chapter will be a surprise. My current attention is on my new Legend of Korra story which is a Yugioh crossover. And theres a poll up to vote for which crossover you'd like to see next. Justice League included. So do go vote in that. Read, Review, Vote, Fav and Follow. REVIEW AND VOTE MY LOYAL FANS OF COMEDY! SEE YA!
