The Celestial Loud Lord
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After having Oracle explained things out to everyone in the Loud house, Lincoln had learned he wasn't the only one as they're now a bunch of Celestial Lords around the world, for one purpose and one purpose only and that is to beat the others and compete in the grand Celestial tournament.
Granted he can either go about this alone or with a group of friends, and though he has informed his friends about what has happened to them recently, and even got them hype up to join him, they were unfortunately not lucky enough to be chosen as Celestial Lords.
Regardless he got his friends to play a new game as they formed their own guild, which was a good thing, but that still left Lincoln alone for all he know as he could be the only Celestial Lord within not only Royal Woods, but the state of Michigan for all he knows.
Like worst case scenario he might have to take up this challenge by himself, but even then, would he be strong enough to do it.
For now though he put those worries away for now as he was hanging with Griffin outside in the yard with his remote controlled helicopter.
"Master, you're quite amazing" said Griffin, "This is nothing, watch me do a reverse barrel roll" said Lincoln as he was showing off said stunt to Griffin.
Elsewhere, the Loud family is getting accustomed to the other card maidens in their own way, as Lincoln will forever progress, and therefore acquire new maidens.
"Come on Lynn, I thought you were suppose to be good at sports" said a girl with long ash grey hair that was kept in a ponytail, as she wore a yellow on green polo shirt, and a green school girl skirt as she held a lacrosse stick in her hand.
"I'm just getting warmed up here Lacrosse" said Lynn as she was starting to feel winded, "That's Lacrosse Master to you, especially you" said Lacrosse Master as she gave a cheeky smile.
"Huh, and here I thought I never see the day when someone would give Lynn a run for her money" said Lisa as she was calculating numbers outside as she was counting grass because she was board.
"Honestly this could be a good thing, considering how no one has been really able to tire out Lynn recently" said Lori as she and Leni were ready to take a selfie with their new friend, as she wore a white wool knit sweater, a short burgundy skirt with nylon leggings underneath, and had a tangerine adorned on top of her long blonde hair, with an equally long red ribbon next to it.
"Thanks Kagami, you're like totes the perfect fill in for group selfies" said Leni, "Even if I'm no more than a decoration, I appreciate the kindness and care you both treat me with" said Kagamimochi.
"Like literally you're more than a decoration, you're your own being" said Lori as she will admit that she didn't like seeing the maidens degrade themselves of their own self value, even if their personalities were design that way.
"Thank you for your kind words Lori" said Kagamimochi before enveloping her in what could be described as a voluptuous hug.
Elsewhere inside the Loud house, we see a young woman, wearing a dark navy blue vest, burgundy leather shorts, and matching grieves, as she had a large green hood scarfed around her neck, with dark green eyes and long red hair, and had her 2 short swords holstered as she was keeping Lily entertained.
"Scout, I really appreciate you looking out for Lily while I make dinner" said Lynn Sr. as his cooking could be smelled miles away, "My pleasure Mr. Loud, besides I love babies" said Scout before she assaulted Lily with kisses.
"Tsk, can't believe we've been degraded as nothing more than couch doilies" said a teenage girl who was wearing a heavy winter coat with a hood on, in spite of the sunny weather conditions, and black tights, her hair was long and black and kept in twin tails, and had ruby red eyes, but what stood out the most was that every time she exhaled a deep breath she let out an actual poisonous cloud.
"Seriously Poison, could you like chill once, besides I'd hate to see this little one get sick" cooed Scout as she nuzzled her face against Lily's.
"Tch, whatever you quick footed, quicker kill rabbit" said Poison as she was watching Vampires of Melancholy with Lucy, as so far she's the only one she tolerates.
Yup everything was pretty much normal here in the Loud house, as everyone went about their thing and have accepted Lincoln summoning his maidens every now and again.
Granted they weren't bad company, they were all unique with their own personalities of their own, which is no stranger here in this house, however some of them do scare the Loud family a little more than others.
However their peaceful day was about to come to an end when floating in the air was a woman wearing fractured pieces of armor that left very little imagination of what she looked like without it, as she wore a black winged red dragon, as she held a spear.
"Hmm, well there he is as Master predicted, now the question remains that once I tell him, what will he do about this information now" said the woman as she rode her dragon back to ground level and report to her master.
"Master, you were right, that boy from your school has been selected as a Celestial Lord" said the woman as her master was who else but Chandler.
"Good job Dragon Slayer, now it's time for you to go and for me to whip out my ace" said Chandler as he began to substitute Dragon Slayer for 2 clearly powerful maids in her place, as he glared over towards the Loud house.
"Kids, it's time to get inside and get cleaned up for dinner" called Rita as everyone began to rush in and ready to eat a full hearty meal.
Once everyone was present and passing around plates as their father began to serve them, Lana notice something peculiar happening outside.
"Hey guys like, it's snowing" shouted Lana as they all gathered towards the window to see the early arrival of winter.
"But we're in the middle of August, so either Global Warming has decided to torment with us today or…" said Lisa as she looked at Lincoln, "Or we could be in some trouble" said Lincoln.
Instantly temperatures began to drop as the windows themselves began to freeze as everyone backed away in terror.
"Scout, get your ass moving and do your job" said Poison, "On it" said Scout as she began to exit her way to the front door to check out this local phenomenon, but it just so happens she didn't need to.
Performing a back flip and pulling out her short swords as added protection, Scout was barely able to come out alive in one piece as her attacker was not only powerful, but one she recognizes.
Standing tall and proud was a young woman, wearing red on gold armor over a black dress, as she had short red brown hair, her right eye was covered in gauze, while her visible one shown that she had honey comb eyes, as she had held a large silver edged black blade with a black on gold handle.
"Scout, it's good to see you" said the woman with a rather husky voice that held no malice, "Tyr, the pleasure is all mine, though I wish this was a more pleasant visit" hissed Scout as she was in pain.
"I apologize we couldn't be fighting alongside on the battlefield, however I have my duties and orders to serve my master" said Tyr with an apologetic look.
"Cut the crap, you holier than thou war goddess" said Poison as she was the next one to step outside and give Scout a hand.
"Poison, I still see no one has taught you the consequences of that barbed tongue of yours" said Tyr as she frowned a little upon seeing the sigh of this rare dark card in person.
"Yeah, so get use to it you one eyed pirate, and while you're at it, call that bitch out already and tell her to cease her ice magic before she makes my dinner colder than it already is" said Poison.
"I swear if it wasn't for these damn chains and collar I'd make you suffer for calling me a bitch Poison" came the voice of a woman who was all skin, with bits of fur covering her bosom and vital regions, while they were more heavily visible on her legs below the knees, and past her forearms to her paws and claws, as she had blue eyes to match her blue hair and pelt, and as she said she had been restrained across her body with a large chain and collar around her neck, including her tail.
"Aw, what's wrong Fenrir, did you do something bad to make your master put you in time out" said Poison, "Damn it Poison, you know this is but one of my accursed forms, and that master has no way of releasing me, which is total BS" said Fenrir.
"And yet you can still channel your magic. I guess that means your all bark and no bite, since saying your bark is worse than your bite would be giving you to much credit given how I'm here" said Poison as she stuck her tongue out.
"Poison that is enough, you're aggravating her more than you need to" said Kagamimochi as she finally stepped outside along with Lacrosse Master.
"Oh stuff it, you discount orange" said Poison, "Poison, you're out of line" grunted Scout as Lacrosse Master was ready to slam her ball into Poisons pie hole.
"Hahaha, as amusing as it is to watching you ladies fight, I've got business to deal with that scrub master of yours. Loud, get out here already!" shouted Chandler as he waited patiently for Lincoln alongside Griffin and his family exit the house.
"Chandler, what are you doing here" asked Lincoln, "What does it look like to you, I came here to challenge you to a fight and become the true Celestial Lord" said Chandler.
"Hold on, you're a Celestial Lord" asked Lincoln, "That's right, I over heard you talking to your loser friends trying to join you in becoming an unstoppable team, but none of them could fit the bill, me on the other hand, I got lucky" said Chandler with a smug smile.
"Hold on, if you overhead what we were talking about, than please lets put our differences aside and work together as a team" said Lincoln as he was willing to let go of the past if it meant he could form a proper alliance.
"And be associated with a loser scrub like you, forget it, besides I have no desire of sharing the title of Celestial Lord with anyone but me" said Chandler.
"So get to it, I'll give you a minute to select your best maidens and then we can finally fight this out, but I highly doubt you got anyone strong, given how I wasted no expense in getting these ultra-rare maidens and maxing out their levels within the minute I summoned them" gloated Chandler as he was more than confident he had this victory in the bag.
"Master, it best be wise to select your best" said Lacrosse Master as she despises the fact Lincoln's first opponent was a scumbag like Chandler.
"Right" said Lincoln as he began to remove all the girls but Griffin and in their place he had summoned 2 other super rare maidens at the same level and power as Griffin.
"Finally, I can show my potential to master" said a girl wearing a white blouse and red skirt with white thigh high socks, and long light brown hair and eyes, with her hair being kept in pigtails, but instead of using scrunchies, she was using live active fire that didn't burn anything at all.
"Why master, I thought the day would never come for me to either present myself before you, but know that before the day ends you and that older sister of yours that wears sunglasses are mine" said the teenage girl as she had long black hair with bits of it being white, yellow shimmering eyes, and wore a black on white crop top with 6 yellow buttons adjacent to her eyes, and white on black hot pants, and ankle high boots, but what really stood out was how she had these hairy sharp fangs across her body like a spider, as she turned to give Leni a toothy grin, leaving the second eldest feel uneasy to what might come after the battle ends.
"Hestia, Spider Web, I need you guys and Griffin to fight together and taking on these 2 in front of us" said Lincoln as they looked at who they'll be battling against.
"Huh, this looks like this could be fun" said Spider Web with a smile, "I agree, this should be rather fun" said Hestia as Griffin stood next to them.
"Chandler, I don't want to fight you, and I get you don't want to team up, but listen to me just this once and walk away" said Lincoln.
"I'm sorry Loud, but are you telling me to run away, me the guy who has 2 maxed leveled out ultra-rare maidens, against your puny super rare, not so powerful team of maidens, to run away, ha that's a good one" said Chandler.
"Seriously, you do realize that the stakes of losing any battle means you forfeit your right to become the Celestial Lord, which means you lose your right to make anymore physical contacts with your maidens forever" said Lincoln.
"Hey I got nothing to fear, but you do, and guess what it's to late to back out. Alright girls show him what you got by boosting up your guys defense and attack power" ordered Chandler as Fenrir and Tyr attempted to do as they were ordered to, but somehow couldn't.
"Come on you 2, I said to boost your power already" said Chandler as he was disappointed in seeing nothing happening.
"Apologies master, but we're unable to" said Tyr, "What do you mean by that" demanded Chandler as this was a first time he's heard of this.
"Hey boo, you can actually thank me for that, since my skill Web of Death allows me to nullifies anyone's ability at the start of battle, and it's thanks to my master here that our chances were high" said Spider Web with a smile.
"What" exclaimed Chandler, "Chandler, let me explain something to you, you realized that the moment you admitted to only maxing out your maidens levels, and not so much as maxing out their skill had left you at a huge disadvantage" said Lincoln as Chandler began to grit his teeth.
"So you got lucky, doesn't matter, my maidens are more than powerful to take your maidens on head to head, Tyr, go and carve that annoying spider up like a turkey" said Chandler as Tyr went to attack.
Drawing out her sword, Tyr was ready to bisect Spider Web in half, however Griffin stepped in and took the hit head on, and by some miracle she was down to but 60% of her health.
"What gives, why is your Griffin alive after taking a hit from Tyr" said Chandler as he was in disbelief as to what was going on.
"Chandler I want you to answer me this question, what is your maidens max attack power, and your level" asked Lincoln, "I'm only at level 5, but both my maidens attack power are well over 15,000, why" said Chandler.
"You know I should have guess this was gonna happen, you see Chandler Valkyrie Crusade, while do offering powerful maidens at such an early level, will unfortunately remain weak against other maidens and player so long as their masters level is weak" said Lincoln.
"What did you say scrub" demanded Chandler as he had a visible tick mark on his forehead, "Chandler, I'm at level 16 at the moment as a master, and I've acquire these 'weak' maidens as you have call them at a later time, along with not spending all my resources on leveling them up on the spot, instead I allowed them to grow on their own like me, and carefully invested on which ones I chose to either level up in their skills and abilities, plus when I did level up I remembered to invest in both defense boost and attack boost cards to give each of my maidens an additional well over an attack of 13,000 and a whopping defense of 10,000 each" explained Lincoln as his team was more than capable and powerful enough to take on Chandler's maidens.
"Face it Chandler, this battle has been already decided, and it's already to late to back out" said Lincoln as he looked at Griffin as she lunged into attack and pounced on Fenrir, leaving her health at almost empty.
"This… sucks" coughed Fenrir as Tyr looked down at her, before looking towards Hestia who gave her a respecting look from one goddess to another, as Tyr had accepted her fate.
"Hestia, use you're powerful skill attack Starmine" ordered Lincoln, "You got it master" said Hestia as a huge amount of energy could be felt as the skies began to fill with erupting fireworks, before Hestia herself launched a large powerful firework in the shape of a dragon.
An awesome sight to see already, but what was more awesome was the fact this dragon gain sentience as it let out a roar with additional fireworks.
"Oh shit" voiced out Chandler before witnessing this dragon swallowing Tyr whole in one bite leaving the street filled with sparklers, and explosions of all kind, before Hestia's attack was over, leaving nothing but ash in its place.
"Till next time my dear friend" said Hestia as there was truly no malice between them.
Meanwhile Chandler was left dumbfounded over what he had saw, one of his most powerful maidens were disintegrated into oblivion while the other was on her last breath.
"Chandler, I'd offer you one last chance to give up, but that's already to late" said Lincoln as Chandler was frustrated over how bad this all played out.
"Make your last attack so we can end this already" said Lincoln, "I don't need your pity, I don't need any of this, Fenrir, attack Lincoln's family" said Chandler as everyone, including Fenrir went wide eye over what he had said.
"But master" said Fenrir as she was trying to reason with Chandler to reconsider what he was trying to make her do.
"Damn it, do it already" ordered Chandler as Fenrir had no choice as she let out an icy howl that launched ice picks towards the Loud family, but they were saved, when Hestia stepped in to not only take the blow herself, but also defend the family with her fireworks.
After what had happened, Lincoln had just about enough of Chandler for the rest of his life, as he turned to Spider Web who flung her web to not only bring Fenrir in to finish her with one punch, before she shattered away like an ice statue, but also Chandler for a face to face.
"What shall we do with his master, might I suck him dry, or fill him with venom" asked Spider Web, as Lincoln instead searched his body to get his phone, before slamming on the ground and stomping it into nothing more than scrap electronic and fiber glass.
"You've already lost your right as a Celestial Lord, and without your phone nothing will protect you" said Lincoln as Chandler gulped in fear what might happen next.
"Don't you dare come near me, my friends, or my family again, otherwise I can't promise that Assassin won't do her job" warned Lincoln as he had already switched out Hestia for Assassin and Sharpshooter to further prove his point.
"Now leave" said Lincoln as Assassin cut Chandler loose like his belt to his pants, as they fell to his feet, leaving the bully to run back home across town in his tighty-whites.
"Lincoln are you all right son" asked Lynn Sr. as he went to check on his son for any injuries he might have received.
"I'm fine dad, how about you guys" asked Lincoln, "We're ok, sweetie, just glad we're all alive" said Rita before the family got together for a group hug.
While definitely a sweet moment, it was ruined thanks to Spider Web as she had wasted no time in tying up Leni and proceeded to rub her face up against hers.
"I've decided that starting today, you'll be my wife, and we'll be sleeping together forever" said Spider Web as Leni was shaking in fear over the thought of being married to a spider.
"Spider Web, let her go" said Sharpshooter as she pointed her rifle at her head, "Please don't separate us, at least let us skip to the part of us enjoying a romantic honeymoon together first" reasoned Spider Web.
"Master, if you would" said Assassin, "On it" said Lincoln as he tagged Spider Web out in favor of having Scout and Poison back on the roster.
"Well, I guess I'll admit to say that I'm glad you have won master, though honestly you should have at least let me fill that little turds breath with my poison" said Poison.
"He's not worth it, he's a bully and a spoiled rich kid for now, but soon his future will catch up to him and he'll have to face the consequences of life soon enough" said Lincoln.
"What kind of cheesy comic book or videogame fed you that load on becoming the bigger man" said Poison as she was unamused by Lincoln response.
"Whatever, let's eat already" said Poison as she was the first to enter the house, before the family came along.
Later
After an eventful day, Lincoln was thankful for being able to retain his title as a Celestial Lord, but also against his bully, however, he was left with the feeling of being left more alone since there are probably guys out there across the world with the same mentality as Chandler, if not worse.
Just as he was ready to turn in and call it a day, Lisa had knocked on his door and informed him that they were going to have an emergency sibling meeting tonight.
With Griffin in toe, the Loud siblings now sat around in Lori and Leni's room with Lori banging her heel on the dresser.
"This emergency sibling meeting has finally come to call into order" said Lori, "Right so what's this all about" asked Lincoln.
"It's about you Lincoln, and we're worried about you and what might come your way now that you're the Celestial Lord" explained Lori, "She's right dude, we can't stand watching our little bro fight alone in a battle this big, especially since if there are jerks who wouldn't be afraid to attack us" said Luna.
"Which is why I proposed that all of us not only download the game in the hope that at least one of us could ally ourselves with you, but also be ready in case you're not around to defend us should anyone dared to come attack us directly" said Lisa.
"Wow guys, that's… really nice of you, thanks" said Lincoln, "Don't mention it, just be ready to teach us how to play so we can have a standing chance, and here's to hoping I get an all star teams of sports athletes who kick ass" said Lynn as all the Loud sisters pulled out and down the app onto their phones.
Once the game finished loading, they all started up the game and waited patiently for their chance to become a Celestial Lord.
Lori went first and had no luck, before it became a free for all with nearly everyone coming short, except for Lucy and Leni, who both fortunate enough to join their brother in becoming Celestial Lords as they checked their starter maidens, which were usually on the rare side.
"Ooh, I got someone called Snow Mage as my starter" said Leni as materializing in front of her was an older teenage girl as she wore an all blue dress that matched her long blue hair, and blue eyes, as she wore a tiara with a snowflake in the center, and a large snow flake broach above her bosom and below her black choker as she patiently waited to present herself to Leni.
"Greetings master, my name is Snow Mage, and I am happy to meet you" said Snow Mage with a bow.
"O M Gosh, you are totes beautiful" said Leni as she found herself a new BFF to hang with, "Oh, thank you master, you're to kind" said Snow Mage with a blush over being complimented so quickly.
"Like we are so going to hit up the mall tomorrow and show you off with our friends" said Leni as she wasted no time in taking a selfie with her new BFF.
Lucy on the other hand had waited for her maiden to materialize as she wore a brown on orange ball gown dress and brown wrist mounted sleeves as she has short wavy dirty blonde hair, but what made her stand out the most was her masquerade mask that she had held up in her right hand before completely materializing.
"Greetings master, allow me to introduce myself as Masquerade" said Masquerade in a refine tone as she curtsied before Lucy.
"I'll admit, you weren't what I was hoping for, however I can tell we'll be getting along" said Lucy with a rare smile.
"I'm glad to have pleased you master, though I must say the feeling as mutual for 2 mysterious young ladies like us" said Masquerade as things were already kicking to a good start.
"Now that we're all introduced, everyone gather up, so I can explain the basic rules to the game" said Lincoln as the night was long for what they were to be told next.
Woohoo another chapter up and posted, so I hope you guys enjoyed it since they'll be more chapter like this if I were to continue.
Also yeah sorry that the game doesn't exist to those who are now interested to play it, but there's nothing I can do about it, more so I get because I released way after the game had ended, there's a lot of things that can't be explained in terms of how the game was played and methods as to how to go about and playing it, since that leaves me informing you all through second hand information.
Granted there is a wikia to the game that is still up and running, but only to give information in regards to the many maidens that were part of this large roster, which is huge, so to those that are thinking I'm either making up names, or being lazy about it or going random on these personalities, trust me give the wikia a visit and it'll clear things out at least for character names and personalities, since everything else is based on my creative visual.
Until next time guys, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3
