The Celestial Loud Lord 3
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Things in the Loud house seemed to only get more and more Louder by the day, and it's all in thanks to how 3 of the residences were chosen to be Celestial Lords.
This meant that Lincoln had to not only explain the rules to the game to both Lucy and Leni, but ensure that should the time come they'll be ready to face off against anyone who challenges them for the title of Celestial Lord.
As mentioned, the Loud house has gotten louder, so let's take a look of these new maidens who live here now.
"Alright gang, it's shopping time" said Leni as she had manage to acquire Kagamimochi in her party recently as she and Snow Mage were getting ready for their daily trip to the mall.
"Angel, Aries, Hiraga, you guys are ready to go" asked Leni as she got the attention of those part of her everyday roster, one of which is classified as an Ultra Rare card, but also her main trump card for battle.
"Sure, that sounds like fun don't you think Angel" asked Aries as she was a young woman who wore matching fluffy cream orange shorts and crop top, made out of real wool, as she had actual wool above her elbows up towards her palms, and around her ankles, she wore a goat bell choker around her neck, she had got ears in place of her regular ears, and sheep horns adjacent to them, long white hair, and emerald green eyes.
"It would be my delight to accompany our master Leni during todays shopping spree" said Angel, who in spite of what she was, with the wings, angelic personality, fair skin, and turquoise eyes, long brown hair that was partially braided, she wore a tight leotard, with only a turquoise on white corset over it as it was mainly left open in the mid-section, a skirt that also revealed her camel toe from the front, white elbow length sleeves to slide on, and a gold necklace, so yeah needless to say this angel can easily get anyone's attention.
"What about you Hiraga, Hiraga" asked Aries as we see a woman sitting on the couch with her legs crossed over as she held a metal and wood pipe in her right hand that was producing bits of electricity around the other end of the pipe, as she leather calf boots with interesting designs, and nylon tights, with a long skirt covering her legs for the most part, a leather strapped corset that held her red on turquoise dress shirt with really large sleeves, opera leather gloves that covered her forearm, as she had long platinum blonde hair kept in place with a large hair clip from the back, and turquoise eyes, with her eyes speaking more than she did.
"Nothing personal, but I'd rather stay here and help the child who understands the importance of electrical science" said Hiraga, "And miss out on all the fun, like no way" said Leni as she and the other girls grabbed and pulled her with them to do some shopping.
"Master Leni is aware we maidens can move independently without having to be together, correct" asked Assassin as she sat next to Lincoln while tousling Lucy's hair.
"She just wants to really connect and bond with her other maidens, like how I do with Griffin, or you with Lucy" said Lincoln as he and Griffin were both currently spooning.
"If that's the case, why doesn't she trade out Hiraga for Spider Web, since she has acquired her personally into her own arsenal" asked Assassin, "The blonde that's a few cans short of a six pack is a friggin wuss when it comes to spiders" said Poison as she was poking on Lucy's cheeks, because she could as it also annoyed Assassin.
"Rude, but Poison is not wrong, Leni is actually arachnophobic" said Lincoln, "Hmm, quite interesting" said Assassin.
"What do you mean" asked Lincoln, "While not unusual for us maidens to actually carry feelings for our masters, I found the connection between these 2 quite interesting" said Assassin.
"Not to mention Spider Web is smart enough to know that Master Leni feels discomfort around her, in spite of her clearly holding rather amorous feelings for her" said Assassin as Lincoln thought that now would be a good time for them to sit down and have chat as he substituted Assassin and Poison for Spider Web.
"Master Lincoln, thank you for summoning me here again for a noncombative situation" said Spider Web as she briefly hugged Lincoln before tossing him back and began to shake her head around frantically.
"So tell me, where's my beloved Master Leni, oh the things I want to do to her and in the cutest outfits I'll have her way from French maid, Gothic Lolita, and simple frilly dresses" said Spider Web.
"That's actually the one thing I wanted to ask you about Spider Web, why do you have a crush on Leni, just out of curiosity" asked Lincoln.
"Hmm, well if I had to guess, I'd say it was because the first time I made myself apparent trying to meet everyone, I happened to catch Master Leni carrying a spider out her bed room to outside by the window sill, and while I could tell she was really uncomfortable about the whole situation, I can tell that she was willing to leave her comfort zone and not just out right kill spiders like most people do and well she just stole my heart" explained Spider Web.
"My, oh my, aren't you the innocent wholesome maiden with a lot of optimism" said Masquerade as she came into the picture.
"What can I say, I'm a girl with simple taste and desires" said Spider Web, "Sigh, look I'm not saying you shouldn't pursue Leni, just please tread lightly on the matter alright" said Lincoln.
"Fear not master, should she say she does not share the same sentiment as I do for her, than I will gladly respect it, so long as she allows me the chance to carry our child out of wedlock" said Spider.
"That's…" began Lincoln as he tried to find the right words and appropriate ones to describe what he just heard.
"Romantic" said Lucy as she couldn't help but feel giddy on the matter, leaving Lincoln feels disturbed over Lucy's views on romance.
Note to self, buy Lucy more issues of Princess Pony, and steer her away from whatever romance novels she has been reading, thought Lincoln.
"Say Lucy, whatever happened to your other maidens" asked Lincoln, "Well Corona is distancing herself from us again, sigh I wish she would allow me to distance from others alongside with her" said Lucy.
"My dear young master, you do realize that Corona is the goddess of the sun and heat and merely does this to protect you and everyone else from imminent danger" said Masquerade.
"I know, just never really had anyone who wanted to remain isolated from anyone else before, especially since being isolated is such a lonely hobby" said Lucy.
"If I may point out the point of choosing to remain isolated usually implies to be alone" came the voice of a teenage girl dressed in bushido clothing, without the jacket, as her Gi shirt was open to reveal her bandage held breast, she had long chestnut hair, held in a pony tail by a red ribbon, on top of a tiara over her head, and carried with her a katana in her hands.
"Swordsman, good to see you again my dear, how was training" asked Masquerade, "Good, I was honestly surprise to see how many of master Lucy's siblings were interested in learning the art of bushido" said Swordsman.
"So what I missed" asked Swordsman, "Oh you know, us having a little conversation with Spider Web here in trying to figure out with her infatuation towards master Leni" said Masquerade.
"Speaking of, where is she, I've got some quality spoonage to make up for lost time" said Spider Web, "She's at the mall right now, though unfortunately you're gonna have to hang out with Leni at a much later time" said Lincoln as he began to switch her out.
"No fair" Spider Web whined before she was replaced by Zombie and Lacrosse Master, "Huh…" said Zombie as she looked at everyone with her apathetically dead eyes.
"Mm, feels good to finally step out and stretch my legs" said Lacrosse Master as she spotted Swordsman.
"Hi bestie" said Swordsman, "Hey bestie, let me guess, time for me to cream Lynn" said Lacrosse Master.
"You know it, but please give her a moment to rest up as I didn't go easy on her with my lessons either" said Swordsman, before Lacrosse stepped forward and caught a stray ball that flew into the house.
"I don't need to take anything easy, just give me a minute to grab my equipment, and Lacrosse, expect to get beaten this time" said Lynn as she was the one to get their attention.
"That's Lacrosse Master once we're on the field miss 0-23" said Lacrosse Master with a smirk as Lynn left in a huff, nearly bumping into one of the last free roaming maidens in the Loud house.
"Master Lucy, might I bother you for a minute" came the voice of a beautiful woman as she wore a large white coat with a faux fur hood, as she wore white hot pants with a star shaped buckle, a black deep V-neck sports crop top, ankle high biker boots, 3 throwing knives strapped to her left thigh, and a katana in her left hand as she had black on white hair with black dog ears on top of her head.
"Yes Sirius, what is the matter" asked Lucy, "It's Corona, she's sitting outside here under the tree, and the poor girl is rather thirsty, whether she wants to admit it or not, might I request you hand us both something to drink" said Sirius.
"No worries, I'll grab something for you 2 before I head out to teach Lynn a lesson she's not ready for" said Lacrosse Master as she went into the kitchen.
"And you said Corona was where now" asked Lucy, "Right out here" said Sirius as she stepped out the way as Lucy and Lincoln gathered to see the rather self-conscious and lonely goddess sitting under the tree as she waved at them.
Getting a good look at her, the last free roaming maiden of Lucy's group wore a light black frilly dress, that was borderline maid like, as evident by sole large white stripe going down her abdomen, with a pink hemline, as she had really long blonde hair that touched the floor, that was barely held up by her red ribbon on the back of her head, sad light blue eyes, and wore a frilly light black choker, nylon leggings, and black shoes.
"Corona, could I interest you in joining us inside for some friendly gossip" said Lucy, "Thank you for the kind offer master Lucy, but I fear that I might burn everything inside the house on accident" said Corona as she looked towards the ground.
"Then let's talk from right here, would that make you feel better" asked Lucy as Corona pondered on the thought for a second before nodding towards her masters kind offer.
"Heads up" said Lacrosse Master as she made her way around the house and tossed Corona a bottle of water, before rushing her way towards Lynn.
"What about me" asked Sirius as Lacrosse Master didn't forget about her as she flung and extra bottle towards Sirius as she was able to catch it at such high speeds.
"Thanks" said Sirius as she began to undo the cap and chilled next to Corona, as Lucy began to gab with her maidens.
Yup this was pretty much how everyday life here in the Loud house has become since their new resides 3 Celestial Lords, at least on a good day.
Days Later
Things were definitely different not only back home, but at school, and in all actuality just about everywhere across the world since a lot of people have been chosen to become Celestial Lords and battle things out to become the sole chosen Celestial Lord(s).
While there's a current investigation with the company as to how or why this happened, no one in upper management could be reached out for questioning since they all sort of disappeared.
Granted they did left a note to everyone that all they have to do is battle things out till there's but one man or group standing from there on, whoever's been selected as the Celestial Lords will have the power to do whatever comes next.
While very cryptic and ambiguous towards the end, the world had no choice but to accept these terms, and figure out how to enforce rules of conduct when battling other Celestial Lords since there's been reported cases of public battles getting so far out of hand or even Celestial Lords choosing to attack other players on a more personal level, without any remorse.
And yes, Lincoln had experience this first hand and was more than ready and was actually glad that he and his siblings were split evenly between grades, and even if they weren't he trusted his maidens enough to act as his eyes in order to keep his family safe.
So right now, Lincoln would be forgiven thinking that he'd be free from getting suddenly attacked on school grounds since the NEA and board of education made it clear within the first week that no battles shall be conducted on school grounds across America and it's territories, under punishment of being expelled from school to long term suspension, with rumors of even raising the stakes to time in juvenile hall.
And this is before the fact he was surrounded by at least a 100 different students here on school campus who are Celestial Lords and the fact Chandler and a few former Celestial Lords have personal vendettas against them, though honestly what could they do.
No if anything Lincoln was chilling with his friends, this included Griffin during lunch break since she's been part of the group for a while now.
However just standing over the other side of the fence, we see a young teenage boy staring at everyone who was a Celestial Lord, and figured that this will be easy pickings.
"Heh, this is too easy" he said with a whiney cracked voice as he was dressed up like a boy scout trooper, as he clearly had a bad case of acne going on as he had green eyes and short red hair.
"Vampire, be a dear and get everyone's attention" said the teenage boy, as he stood next to a woman wearing an all black Gothic Lolita outfit, as she had medium length magenta hair with being kept in hair drills, fair skin, and yellow eyes filled with regret.
"How do you suppose I do that master, if you don't mind me asking" said Vampire, "Do that blood rain trick of yours, that'll definitely make things easier to scare the competition" said the teenage boy as Vampire sighed and did as she was ordered to and caused the skies to shower a rain of blood.
Instantly students began to panic and run back inside the school campus in terror, while a handful stayed as their maidens informed them of the presence of a Celestial Lord is at work.
"Lincoln come on, we gotta get inside, this rain is super unhygienic and we risk getting sick" said Clyde, "You guys go inside Griffin told me that this is a Celestial Lord at work" said Lincoln as he spotted the teenage boy who was causing this alongside Vampire.
"Master" said Griffin as she awaited for Lincoln's orders as he began to summon forth Hestia and a new maiden as she had peach tanned skin, foam green eyes with a slit iris, long purple hair with a azure blue under tone, dragon like wings, a toothy smile, and unusual ears, but what made her stood out was her outfit an all string hollowed out bodycon dress, a large white belt with a gold dragon head as a belt buckle, and bikini panties.
"Master I was starting to think you didn't want me around, especially towards your future queen" as she let out that ojou sama laugh.
"Dragon Princess, listen not to be rude, but I think we got trouble" said Lincoln as he pointed towards the teenage boy as he summoned another teenage girl as she wore a long black dress that she left the lower buttons loose, in order to let the wind give everyone the satisfaction of witnessing a panty flash in person, as she had a frown on her face, long blonde hair with a large black bow on the back, and yellow eyes.
"Your grace, you honor us with your presence" said Vampire, as the new maiden acknowledged her, but scowled at her master.
"What business do you have summoning me towards this petty squabble" said the new maiden, "Easy High Vampire, need I remind you that I'm the master here, and besides I'm curious to see you girls in action, when we face off against these noobs" said the teenage boy.
"Check again dumbass, you got someone standing up to you" said Lincoln as he was the only willing to fight, giving the other Celestial Lords who wanted to flee, did flee, while very few chose to stay in watch.
"Hmm, good eye, guess we could use some extra help" said the teenage boy, as he summoned one more maiden as she wore a Japanese sleeveless white Gi, as she had on separate sleeves from her wrist down passed her elbows, as she also wore a mini skirt, and thigh high boots, she had long black hair kept in a pony tail and held by a head piece and a few pins as she had a katana in one hand, and a tanto in the other.
"Master Peter, I trust everything is all right" asked the maiden, "Everything is quite fine, in fact things are about to get interesting Susa-No-O, as you, Vampire, and High Vampire here will get to experience a first real battle against a Celestial Lord with a fighting spirit" said Peter.
"Whatever you're doing, let's just stop right here, I don't want to fight you and risk getting anyone else hurt or in trouble" reasoned Lincoln.
"You see that's the problem, you see we've been given the chance to fight for the right and title to become Celestial Lords, and yet society won't let us" said Peter as he and Lincoln got closer as the blood rain stopped pouring.
"And quite frankly I simply disagree with what society wants, since saying I hate them would make me the bad guy, and quite frankly I'm not a bad guy, I'm the new Celestial Lord, and I gotta make a good image for my PR" said Peter with a smug smile.
"Those laws were made because people were getting hurt, because guys like you have no regard towards human safety" said Lincoln, "I have no regards on wasting a golden opportunity such as this Lincoln Loud. Yes I know who you are, as does my closest friends as they've been sent to battle all the other Celestial Lords within the Royal Woods public school system, including your sisters" said Peter as this didn't sit well with Lincoln.
"I swear you better not hurt my sisters, or else" warned Lincoln, "Or what you're gonna fight me" said Peter mockingly as that was exactly what Lincoln had in mind as both Celestial Lords prepared to attack.
Elsewhere
Like Peter said, he had sent his friends to deal with the other Celestial Lords around the Royal Woods public schools, as evident here in Royal Woods Elementary, where Lucy had summoned Masquerade, Sirius, Corona, and Swordsman to go up against this teenage boy who had already defeated 5 Celestial Lords before confronting Lucy.
He was rather short, and had dark skin, his hair was medium length and he had a lollipop in his mouth as he wore black cargo pants, combat boots, and a black tank top as he stood next to his 3 maidens.
The first one was a woman with platinum blonde hair, as she wore a combat long sleeved crop top, and thigh high skin tight boots, and panties, as her body was lined with straps carrying an abundance of ammo for her handgun.
The next one was a woman holding an M16 in her hands as she wore a full blue camo military dress and matching beret as she had been adorned with gold pins and medals to show her true rank and status.
The last one was a was teenage girl hold 2 submachine guns in her hands as she wore a school girl uniform, granted her knee socks were ripping and covered in holes, her shirt was nearly unbuttoned entirely but one that kept her chest hidden, and her tie was loose and swinging around.
"Colonel, I want you to take on this little girls Swordsman and the dog with the katana" said the teenage boy as Colonel saluted him before using her M16 to drive off swordsman and Sirius away to fight elsewhere.
"Desperado, think you can take on the girl in the stupid dress and mask and the sick looking one by yourself" said the teenage boy.
"Whatever you say Master David" said Desperado as this annoyed the teenage boy, "Damn it I told you to call me Snake when fighting the enemy" said David as this gave Lucy the chance to summon one more maiden to aid her, as she too had Assassin in her collection.
"Whatever" Desperado said dismissively as she began to chase down Masquerade and Corona away to a different side of the school.
"Soldier remain posted here so we make sure she doesn't plan on escaping, less she manages to summon back her maidens to fight another day" said David.
"Yes sir" said Soldier as she pointed her gun towards Lucy as that was her last mistake as she was treated by a kick to the face by who else, but Assassin.
"You've got some nerve pointing your weapon towards my master" said Assassin as she stood in front of Lucy, with her double pronged dagger as she looked down at Soldier.
"You bitch, that was a cheap shot" said Soldier as she pointed her gun at Assassin as Lucy was mentally preparing her fight here at school.
Elsewhere
Like in Royal Woods Elementary and Middle School, Royal Woods High was also under attacked by one of these teenage boys, as this one was the tallest and largest as he walked around in gym shorts and shirt and had a permanent glare on his face, as he wasn't afraid attacking Celestial Lords directly himself or their maidens as his team had already taken out 2 of schools most powerful students, before moving towards another 6 students.
"Hey, who ever you are, you like totes gotta stop" shouted Leni as she wasted no time in summoning Aries, Hiraga, and Spider Web begrudgingly as she too had her in her roster.
The teenage boy said nothing, but glared at Leni as his maidens gathered around to face off against Leni and her team.
The first one was this young woman with this purely apathetic look as she seemed to control the power of Hades, Hell, Underworld, Nether Realm, or whatever as she dress the part to from her long black hair, her matching black vets and hot pants with a sinister looking belt buckle, and imperial coat and padding, while also keeping a saber on her left hip.
The next one was a very tall and large woman that the schools second floors and roofs were destroyed in order to make room for her, as she had more a gentle look, in spite of carrying that large hammer over her shoulder as she wore a mini flap skirt, thigh high knee socks with fur, and a miss matched partial crop top with fur aligned, as she had short blonde hair with 2 braids on each side of her head as a bird perched on her shoulder.
The last maiden was a teenage girl between Leni's and Lori's age as she had dark pink hair and wore a tattered sailor school uniform, but what really stood out was her less human attachments, like her wrist mounted minigun that connected to her shoulder, or her right knee that looked like it fires high caliber rounds, or her guillotine mounted blade on her wrist as she gave a rather dull and curious look.
"Master Leni, be careful as that girl is a living weapon and is as powerful as me" said Hiraga as she glared down at them as she took a drag from her electrical pipe, and no I don't mean like e-cigarettes or vape pens.
"Thank you Hiraga, but don't worry, I'll keep my master safe" said Spider Web as she glomped onto Leni.
"If I were you, I'd advise to surrender now and allow us to eliminate you all quickly without fuss" said the first maiden.
"Hecate was it, sorry, but there is no way in hell I'm gonna let you put your hands on my master, so please just shoo off with your little team and your silly angry faced master so I can cuddle up against mine" said Spider Web.
"Trust us, it's not us that you should worry about harming your master, it's our master harming yours and possibly you, oh uh, sorry master Percy" said the second Maiden as her master just gave a grunt.
"Titan, I appreciate your kind warning, however we shall not back down, not only for our master, but for those our master has formed an allegiance with, and if you think either you, Hecate, or even Last Army here are going to stop us, or that we'd allow your master to lay a hand on ours, than trust me when I say this isn't a war none of you are ready for" said Hiraga as she exhaled a small cloud of smoke that shot streams of electricity.
"Master, if you're to be kind and give us your orders to engage the enemy" said Last Army as Percy gave her a look, before grunting once more before nodding towards her to battle things out at long last with the last Celestial Loud Lord.
And I'm going to end things here, I know it bites, but I want the fights to have breathing space and not for you guys to have to remember so many maidens in one chapter based on their skills and abilities, which trust me I was tempted to do.
Otherwise, please leave me your thoughts as to who your guys favorite card maiden has been that I've introduced so far, and to those who use to play or got to learning more about the world of Valkyrie Crusade, tell me your favorite maiden, and whom you like to see next time and with whom.
Until next time guys, be safe, be good people and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3
