Chapter 2
Ok so ch-2 is done ( no promises with uploading speed) just to address a few things
First of all the first part of the chapter will show param(aka me) talking to the villans, dragons and valka before the actual story begins
Second the key for the story :-
Duh duh duh were dead -regular text
"useless reptile" -speech text
'That's for everything else' -thought text
You just gestured all of me -film text
"probably something stupid" -film speech text
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(when param had left)
Param smiled and said "just wait a sec" then disappeared
He reappeared in a different room filled with dragons. They stopped doing what they were doing and looked up at him
"ok, so like I explained before, you will sit and watch the story along with humans." he said and a lot of the dragons growled angrily "but there will be a barrier between your part and there part of the room."
"And if they break through to attack us?" asked stormfly
"the moment they try break it they will get electrocuted." he said reassuringly
"still….." said a random chaingewing
"I understand your worry, but trust me you won't be harmed." he said
'who cares about the stupid barrier, I just hope hiccup's alright.' thought toothless
'don't worry toothless.' he heard and looked around confused 'I have made sure hiccup won't be harmed so don't worry. Also stop looking around it's me talking to you through my thoughts and yes I can read and talk through thoughts.' toothless looked at param in surprise but didn't say anything
"alright I'll send you guys off now," he snapped his fingers and the dragons disappeared "alright a few people left." he disappeared again
He reappeared in another room "sorry for th-" was all he could say before something hit him and knocked him down on the floor "ow what th- valka!" he looked at the figure
She turned to him "took you long enough, they've been fighting ever since you left." she paused "also how do you know my name?" she added
I (I'll start referring to Param as 'I' cus… it's me) rolled my eyes and looked to see everyone else beating each other up ' seriously even heather's fighting. Guess she's also a besserker.' I thought and then shouted "STOP!" and snapped my fingers to freeze everyone and make them stand in a line "Alright I'll repeat once again. Were hear to watch the story of the greatest viking to ever exist with a few other people, and y'all are watching cus at some point you will be a part of the story so behave." I said in a threating manner
"I still don't see any reason to stay." said viggo calmly
Without saying anything I made a giant boulder appear in front of them then held my hands towards it. Two RPGs appeared in both his hands and shot at the boulder blowing it. I turned back towards them and asked nonchalant "any objections."
"noneatall!" they all said quickly
"good." I said 'also valka like I told before since you'll be meeting people from your past. I'll make you mute till the end of the movie but remember I'll be able to listen to you think.' l mentally told valka. She nodded
"k now as soon as you hear your name enter through the door." he pointed with his thumb and then disappeared
(back to the movie starting)
EXT. NORTH SEA/VILLAGE - NIGHT We skim above a dark, wild ocean. The camera turns toward a lone island, Berk. It is a gigantic shard of rock jutting straight out of the water.
HICCUP (V.O.) "This, is Berk."
The berkians were surprised to hear hiccup
"HEY, why does useless get to speak. If this is my story I should be speaking." exclaimed snotloud. Everyone rolled eyes but agreed that hiccup should not be the one talking.
'param wasn't lying when he said everyone treats hiccup badly.' thought valka
Mala, thoark, atali and heather were perplexed at everyone's reaction
Toothless growled angrily. Luck for then there's a damn barrier between them
Hiccup rolled eyes not surprised
I said "when did I say this story was about you."
"well you said 'the greatest viking to ever exist'! which is me." he exclaimed proudly
"you're not even 1500th in the world." I deadpanned "NOW SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE!" I shouted loosing my patience
Snotloud promptly shut up and continued watching
"It's twelve days North of hopeless, and a few degrees South of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the meridian of misery."
Many berkians chuckled at hiccups light description while stoick thought 'hiccup doesn't hate his home does he?'
"sounds like a lovely place" said mala sarcastically rolling her eyes
"ya. It will only cost you probably your life." said hiccup
The camera drifts over rolling hills to reveal a small village nestled on an outcropping of sea mounts.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D) "My village. In a word, sturdy. And it's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new."
"doesn't take a genius to figure out why!" spiteloud scowled looking at the dragons
The camera drifts closer, circling. HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D) "We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitos. We have..."
"what" asked the twins, snotloud and mildew resulting in facepalms
Sheep graze peacefully on a hillside. Suddenly one is snatched. CUT TO: INT. STOICK'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS A door is pulled open... as a DRAGON swoops directly toward it, BLASTING FIRE. The door is SLAMMED. The fire shoots through the slats of wood, illuminating HICCUP, a gangly teenage Viking.
HICCUP "...dragons."
"oh…" they all realised before covering up "we knew that!" que for more facepalms
EXT. STOICK'S HOUSE He reopens the sizzling door, as leaps off of the front porch. He weaves through the erupting mayhem as Vikings pour out of the buildings, ready for a fight
Mala, thoark, atali and valka frowned at seeing dragons get hurt, while drago didn't care while viggo thought 'doesn't look like any problematic dragons are attacking. These Vikings must be weak.'
More dragons swarm in, setting rooftops alight and hauling off sheep.
HICCUP (V.O.) "Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues."
Vikings glared at hiccup while everyone else laughed
"well ya got that right ya little runt" said alvin while laughing
Gobber ignored alvin and asked "and ya doun't "
"I said 'we' for a reason" he countered and continued watching
Vikings sound the alarm. Viking men and women pour out into the streets, axes in hand. ON HICCUP darting through alleys, staying under eaves, making his way through the battle.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D) "My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that."
Stoick frowned 'does hiccup not like his name? well his mother named him so I didn't get a say.'
Valka 'what's wrong with that name? I thought it was cute.'
'well…. it translating to runt doesn't help his reputation so that's that.' I replied with my thoughts. Valka realises and frowns
Drago asks curiously "what do you mean by viking demeanor."
Hiccup was first surprised but then pointed at the screen
Dragons sweep back and forth, dodging axes and blasting the Vikings who throw them. A burly warrior gets tossed in an explosion, knocking Hiccup to the ground.
VIKING (fierce) "Arggghhhhh!" (cheery, insane) "Mornin'!"
All eyes turned to the viking in question
"using the raid as an excuse to get rid of the runt huh." Rhyker said like it was a normal thing to say
"WHAT! No, I was just high on mead." He said shocked at what rhyker thought
"next time you wanna drink during a raid don't jump on my son" said stoick while glaring at the viking. Said gulped and nodded
Hiccup gets to his feet and continues to rush past gigantic men and women. HICCUP (V.O.) "Meet the neighbors."
"Hoark the Haggard..." HOARK "What are you doing out!?"
HICCUP "... Burnthair the Broad..." BURNTHAIR "Get inside!"
HICCUP "... Phlegma the Fierce..." PHLEGMA THE FIERCE "Get back inside!"
"Such lovely neighbors." heather said sarcastically
"considering his name is runt I'm not that surprised" said viggo in an emotion less voice
"Why's everyone being mean to that hatchling" asked hookfang
Everyone was surprised. They forgot that dragons could talk
"because he's useless" answered snotloud
Valka tried to get up to slap snotloud but found she couldn't move 'must be param' she thought
HICCUP "... Ack." He passes a silent ox of a viking, picking his ear.
HICCUP (CONT'D) "Yep, just Ack."
Enter STOICK, the biggest Viking of all. He yanks Hiccup from the path of a strafing dragon and holds aloft to the crowd.
Toothless growled while a thunderdrum said "you shouldn't grab a hatchling like that"
Stoick scoffed and said "Don't tell me what to do demon"
The dragons and dragon lovers glared at stoick while stoick and the berkians glared back
"calm down guys." I said as hiccup jumped in surprise as I appeared next to him
"weren't you up there." he asked while pointing the top most chair
"You seemed a bit lonely sitting alone" I replied "and I wanted you to know you don't have to worry" I continued as I sat down next to him.
Hiccup raised an eyebrow
I smiled and thought 'hiccup I can listen to and talk to other people through there thoughts so I know your worried about everyone finding about toothless'
Hiccup's eyes widened and thought 'SERIOUSLY!'
I chuckled ' yes, and don't worry similar to the barrier between you and the dragons, a barrier goes around your seating area'
Hiccup relaxed a bit then turned to the screen
STOICK "Hiccup!?" (accusingly; to the crowd) "What is he doing out again?!" (to Hiccup) "What are you doing out?! Get inside!"
"oh you know, just heading to the forge" he said sarcastically
The flames light up his scowling face and matted red beard. He sets Hiccup down and turns to the sky, searching.
HICCUP (V.O.) (in awe) "That's Stoick the Vast. Chief of the tribe. They say that when he was a baby he popped a dragon's head clean off of its shoulders. Do I believe it?"
Stoick grabs a wooden cart and hurls it, knocking the strafing dragon out of the sky.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D) "Yes I do."
the dragon lovers are disgusted by the statement
"is it true" asked heather also looking disgusted
Stoick chuckled "no lass. Its just a rumour."
An EXPLOSION forces Vikings to DUCK. Stoick stands firm, brushing flaming debris off of his shoulder.
STOICK (barking; to his men) "What have we got?"
VIKING #1 "Gronkles. Nadders. Zipplebacks. Oh, and Hoark saw a Monstrous Nightmare."
Viggo whispers to Rhyker "as I thought only common worthless dragon attack the village"
Rhyker nodded "these Vikings are weak if they can't even fight them off easily"
STOICK Any Night Furies?
VIKING #1 None so far
Both the brother look at the screen "hmmm guess there is a rare dragon there after all" said Viggo curiously
STOICK (relieved) "Good."
VIKING Hoist the torches! Massive flaming braziers are raised on poles, lighting up the night sky... and revealing swirling dragons of all types. Below, Hiccup crosses an open plaza and ducks into an open building with a tall chimney.
INT. BLACKSMITH STALL - CONTINUOUS He crosses behind a counter, where a peg-legged, one-armed hulk of a Blacksmith reshapes blades with a hammer and tongs appendage.
GOBBER "Ah! Nice of you to join the party. I thought you'd been carried off." Hiccup dons a leather apron and starts to put away Gobber's scattered appendages.
HICCUP "Who me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all this." Hiccup strikes a bodybuilder pose.
Everyone laughs at this
"Brother you are anything but muscular" said dagur holding his stomach
"I am not your brother" said hiccup with who turned red as a tomato from embarrassment
"your just in denial"
Hiccup didn't bother answering and continued watching
GOBBER "They need toothpicks, don't they?"
Hiccup gets to work, transferring bent and chipped weapons to the forge as Vikings crowd the counter for replacements.
HICCUP (V.O.) "The meathead with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little. Well...littler."
"Oye, who you calling meathead toothpick" said gobber
Hiccup looked at him and smiled innocently "oh you know the other lunatic missing half his limbs"
Gobbers eyes widened a bit and he said "touché"
EXT. VILLAGE - CONTINUOUS ON STOICK STOICK "We move to the lower defenses. We'll counter-attack with the catapults"
"clever tactic" admitted thoark but still didn't like what he was seeing
Armed men rush past, flanking others who carry sheep to safety. Stoick follows up the rear as, overhead, a dragon strafes the rooftops with Napalm-like fire.
HICCUP (V.O.) "See? Old village. Lots and lots of new houses."
"why don't you make the houses out non-flammable material like stone" asked atali while raising an eyebrow
"HEY! Don't give them new ideas to use against us" said meatlug
Hiccup said "I keep telling everyone but no one listens"
VIKING "FIRE!"
In response, the fire brigade charges through the plaza - four TEENS, tugging a large wooden cask on wheels. From it, they fill buckets of water to douse the flames. One among them is a cute, energetic Viking girl. Hiccup leans out of the stall to watch her.
"Hey look its us" exclaimed fishlegs
HICCUP (V.O.) "Oh and that's Fishlegs, Snotlout. The twins Ruffnut and Tuffnut. And... (dreamy) Astrid." A SLOW-MOTION explosion erupts behind her, framing her in a sexy ball of fire. The others join her, looking awesome and heroic.
the other teens cheer seeing themselves while astrid tries and fails to not blush
snotloud notices the way hiccup looked at astrid "hey useless you can never get astrid to date you." Looks towards astrid "me on the other han-" was all he could say before getting punched by astrid
"I'd rather date him then you" astrid exclaimed loudly her flight with hiccup had brought her childhood crush towards hiccup back
Now it was hiccup's turn to blush while the other berkians stared at astrid like she grew a second head
Ingrind and agnar (astrids parents in this fic) both think the same thing 'well she's finally admitting her crush on hiccup' they both new she had a crush on him and since valka was ingrinds best friend the hoffersons don't hate him like others do. They don't like him either but he's definitely better then snotloud, tuffnut or fishlegs
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D) "Their job is so much cooler."
"and much useless" said viggo. Everyone looked at him
"what do you mean, brother" asked rhyker while raising an eyebrow
"there's no point in throwing buckets of water on fire in the middle of raid when the dragons can just re-light the fire. At least -hiccup was it- repairing everyone's tools during the fight is more useful" he replied. Everyone understood his point but didn't say anything
Hiccup tries to join them as they pass, but he's hooked by Gobber and hoisted back inside.
"I swear it say 'pick this viking by his shirt' on my the back of my shirt" said hiccup while rolling his eyes
I look behind his shirt "ah yes, I see it imprinted there" I said sarcastically. Everyone laughs a bit
HICCUP (CONT'D) (pleading) "Ah, come on. Let me out, please. I need to make my mark."
GOBBER "Oh, you've made plenty of marks. All in the wrong places."
"it can't be that bad" said mala sympathetically
Everyone shudders as at the memorys
HICCUP "Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon. My life will get infinitely better. I might even get a date."
"not even in your dreams" said snotloud. Astrid glares at him
GOBBER "You can't lift a hammer. "
"then how does he work at a forge" asked atali
"You can't swing an axe..."
"then how does get wood for his weird invention-thingys" asked fishlegs to everyone's surprise
Viggo's interest peaked at the mention of inventions
Gobber grabs a bola (iron balls connected by rope).
GOBBER (CONT'D) "... you can't even throw one of these."
Everyone looked at hiccup thinking he'll say something but he remains silent
A Viking runs by and nabs it out of Gobber's hand, hurling it at a dive-bombing Gronkle. The bola binds its legs, sending it into a heavy crash.
Hiccup winced at this though nobody saw
HICCUP (ready with the answer) "Okay fine, but..." He rushes to the back corner of the stall and presents a bizarre, wheel barrow-like contraption. HICCUP (CONT'D) "... this will throw it for me."
The Vikings groan at seeing another stupid invension og hiccup's while others thought differently
"whoa, that thing looks cool did you make it on your own" asked heather impressed
Hiccup rubs the back of his head "ya. I like to tinker in my free time" he replied
Viggo seeing his invention started rubbing his chin intrigued "hmmm… runt or not he's definatly smarter then the rest of the vikings"
Rhyker scoffed "don't tell me your impressed by that runt"
Viggo didn't reply but was wondering if he could get hiccup to play maces and talons with him
Hiccup OPENS the hinged lid of the device. An arm springs up, equipped with twin bows. They prematurely launch a bola, narrowly missing Gobber... and taking out a Viking at the counter.
VIKING "Arggh!"
Everyone laughed at the mans misfortune
"hey! That hurt you know!"
"sorry" replied hiccup
GOBBER "See, now this right here is what I'm talking about."
HICCUP "Mild calibration issue."
"cac-caly- what now" asked savage. No one bothered replying
GOBBER "Hiccup. If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all..." Gobber gestures in Hiccup's general direction. GOBBER (CONT'D) "... this."
HICCUP (astonished) "But... you just pointed to me."
GOBBER "Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you."
The dragon growled at this and the good humans(aka not the villains) frowned at this. Valka on the other hand was furious and shaking in her seat trying to get out to hit gobber in the head
'valka I know your mad but stop shaking or else I'll have to tie a rope around you' I told her mentally. It didn't really work
HICCUP (threatening) "Ohhhh..."
GOBBER (mimicking) "Ohhhhh, yes."
HICCUP "You, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much, raw...Vikingness contained. (beat) There will be consequences!"
Everyone including hiccup burst out laughing
"boy ya may be useless but ya sure can be entertaining" said alvin laughing hard
"ummm.. thanks? I guess" hiccup said kinda surprised
Gobber tosses him a sword. GOBBER "I'll take my chances. Sword. Sharpen. Now."
Everyone laughed even harder "does he do that alot" asked snotloud laughing on the floor
"yep, everytime he wants to end an argument he goes into single word sentences" replied hiccup controlling his laughter
Hiccup takes it begrudgingly and lobs it onto the grinding wheel. He stews... fantasizing...
"can you not pay attention to ur job" asked spiteloud
"hmmmmm" hiccup fakes trying to think "nope"
HICCUP (V.O.) "One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here."
Hiccup cringed at his past self while the dragons were intrigued to know how they were viewed
EXT. VILLAGE - LOWER PLAINS - CONTINUOUS Nadders land, gathering like seagulls around a seemingly vacant house.
HICCUP (V.O.) A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed. The Nadders clamber onto the building, tearing the roof and walls apart. Sheep pour out and SCATTER.
The nadders snorted. Surely there worth more then that
Elsewhere, hippo-like Gronckles pick drying racks clean of fish and fly off like loaded pelicans. HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D) "Gronckles are tough. Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend."
The gronckles rose there head. Better then the nadders at least
A stealthy, snake-like dragon head peeks over a rooftop, breathing gas into a chimney. HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D) "A Zippelback? Exotic, exciting. Two heads, twice the status."
The zippelbacks bump there heads in excitement
A second head pokes through the door and lights it. KABLAM! The two heads fly through the explosion, their necks zipping together to reveal a single body. It flies past Stoick as he climbs to the top of a CATAPULT TOWER.
CATAPULT OPERATOR "They found the sheep!"
STOICK (frustrated) "Concentrate fire over the lower bank!"
CATAPULT OPERATOR "Fire!"
Boulders are catapulted at the corralling Nadders... Just as a huge red dragon whips past, spraying the base of the catapult with sticky fire.
HICCUP (V.O.) "And then there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best Vikings go after those."
The nightmares rose in pride
" They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire."
"other then that there pretty harmless" said gobber earning a few laughs
It emerges from the flames, climbing the catapult with a leering, toothy grin.
STOICK "Reload! I'll take care of this." Stoick takes on the Nightmare, face to hammer.
The dragons wince while the nightmare says "remind me never to make that human mad again"
Stoick feels proud for having the nightmare scared
Suddenly, a LOUD BALLISTIC MOANING streaks overhead. The catapult crew ducks.
Everyone is surprised 'that voice…' viggo and draggo are thinking
INT. BLACKSMITH STALL - CONTINUOUS ON HICCUP, looking up from his work, reacting to the same sound. HICCUP (V.O.) "But the ultimate prize is the dragon no one has ever seen. We call it the-"
VIKING "Night Fury! Get down!" Vikings everywhere take shelter. The moaning sound BUILDS.
EXT. VILLAGE - CATAPULT - CONTINUOUS The Monstrous Nightmare suddenly stops fighting and takes flight. Stoick looks skyward.
STOICK "JUMP!"
KABOOM! The Catapult EXPLODES as though hit by an artillery shell... sending Stoick and the crew leaping for their lives.
HICCUP (V.O.) "This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and..."
The sound recedes, leaving the crippled catapult in flames.
HICCUP (V.O.) (CONT'D) "...never misses."
Toothless looked proud of the description
(beat) "No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'm going to be the first."
Hiccup grimmced and thought 'I'm so sorry bud'
And that's it (finally. Was longer then I thought) thanks for reading and the support see you guys later also sorry not sorry for the cliffhanger
