Sooooo I'm starting to write this a few hours after uploading ch-2 cus I'm board so might as well get writing. Also tell me should I use "I" or "Param" for when my character speaks I'm not sure. I'll use Param for now but tell. Also I'll TRY to keep it a bit short, the last chapter kinda got out of hand(almost reached 3800 words)

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Duh duh duh were dead -regular text

"useless reptile" -speech text

'That's for everything else' -thought text

You just gestured all of me -film text

"probably something stupid" -film speech text

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Guest: half way writing this story and I saw your review and remembered that drago is also there so thanks for reminding. And I'm sure his mind will be blown seeing the red death die

Disclaimer: I don't own how to train your dragon

Hiccup grimaced and thought 'I'm so sorry bud'

Most people rolled eyes or facepalmed

Snotloud snorts "ya right! The day you even TOUCH a nightfury I'll stop calling you useless"

Hiccup looks at snotloud emotionlessly "it's a deal then"

Astrid frowns 'why does his face look like that' worried for hiccup

IN THE STALL Gobber trades his hammer for an axe.

GOBBER "Man the fort, Hiccup, they need me out there!"

Gobber pauses. Turns with a threatening glare. GOBBER (CONT'D) "Stay. Put. There. You know what I mean." Gobber charges into the fray, HOLLERING.

"I have NO idea" hiccup says looking like the most innocent person in the world

"oh boy…" gobber groans

ON HICCUP, a smirk crosses his face.

All the berkians shudder

"oh nonononono he's smirking" groaned spiteloud holding his head in his hands

"you all seriously scared of a little runt smirking" asked rhyker almost baffled at the Vikings expressions

"you haven't lived with him all your life. You wouldn't know" says agnar trying to stay calm. The only scary thing for hoffersons was hiccup smirking apparently

"that smirk of his is more dangerous than Ragnarök" said gobber

EXT. VILLAGE - MOMENTS LATER WHAM! Hiccup pushes his wheeled contraption through a wall of clustered Vikings. He weaves through the ongoing mayhem, as fast as his legs can carry him

VIKING #6 (O.S.) "Hiccup, where are you going!"

VIKING #7 "Come back here!"

HICCUP "I know. Be right back!"

"don't tell me you guys actually believed him! Its hiccup for saying out loud" exclaimed dagur

ON THE PLAIN BELOW The Nadders have cornered the house-full of sheep. They close in, ready to spring upon them. Stoick suddenly appears, HURLING FISHING NETS over them. The surprised Nadders are caught. Stoick and his men rush in. A Nadder blasts a hole through its net. Stoick leaps onto it, clamping his thick arms around its head, forcing its jaws shut.

STOICK "Mind yourselves! The devils still have some juice in them."

The dragons growl but don't say anything, either because of how stoick is beating the nadder with its bare hands or because param will probably tell them not to fight in a completely not at all threatning way

ON THE PLAIN ABOVE Hiccup reaches a cliff overlooking the smoking CATAPULT and drops the handles to the ground. He cranks several levers, unfolding and then cocking the bowed arms of his contraption. He drops a bola onto a chamber and then pivots the weapon on a gimbal head toward the dark sky. He listens, with his eye pressed to the scope, hand poised on the trigger. He hears the NIGHT FURY approaching... and turns his aim to the defense tower. It closes in for the final strike, completely camouflaged in the night.

HICCUP (to himself) Come on. Give me something to shoot at, give me something to shoot at.

Everyone's at the edge of their seats

Hiccup has lowered his head in shame is murmuring "sorry toothless" repeatedly

Toothless looks at him "hey I've forgiven you for it don't beat yourself"

Hiccup stops murmuring

KABLAM! The tower topples. The blast of fire illuminates the dragon for a split second. Hiccup pulls the trigger. KERTHUNK! The flexed arms SNAP forward, springing the weapon off the ground. The bola disappears into the sky, followed by a WHACK and a SCREECH.

Everything freezes in the theatre. Hiccup. THE USELESS VIKING HICCUP JUST HIT A NIGHTFURY! All the berkians and villains are completely baffled looking at hiccup who just sat there not noticing anyone. While the dragons and dragon lovers turned to look at toothless not at all angry but instead worried looking at the boy through the barrier. WHAT IN HELHIEM IS GOING ON!

Astrid quickly realises 'this must be why hiccup looked like that. He was mad at himself' she concluded

The silence is broken from an explosion at the ceiling. Everyone jumps then looks at the source. Param holding an RPG that just fired

"had to break your trans somehow" he said while shrugging and sat back down next to hiccup

Snotloud then started stampering "h-h-ho-how d-did usele-"

"what was that" said hiccup side glancing him

He remembered the deal "HICCUP h-hhow-" was all he could say

"lucky shot" hiccup said while shrugging 'wish I hadn't got it'

"alright lets continue" said param

HICCUP (CONT'D) (surprised, then elated) "Oh I hit it! Yes, I hit it! Did anybody see that?"

Hiccup's victory is short-lived. A Monstrous Nightmare appears, slithering up over the lip of the cliff.

Seeing this everyone got scared for hiccup's life. Toothless growled at seeing this much to the confusion of both the dragons and the dragon lovers

HICCUP (CONT'D) "Except for you."

"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC IN THE FACE OF DEATH!?" shouted dagur horrified, surprised and impressed all at ones

Hiccup just shrugs and says "I've had practice, no big deal "

"you know that sounds like you don't care weather you live or die" param commented dryly

Hiccup stayed quite and didn't answer making everyone-even his tormenters- worried

ON STOICK, holding down the netted Nadders. He hears a familiar HOLLER and looks up to see... HICCUP running through the PLAZA, SCREAMING, with the NIGHTMARE fast on his heels. Alarmed, Stoick abandons the Nadders and runs off.

STOICK (to his men, re: the Nadders) "DO NOT let them escape!"

IN THE PLAZA Vikings scatter as Hiccup dodges a near fatal blast. The Nightmare's sticky, Napalm-like fire splashes up onto buildings, setting them alight. Hiccup ducks behind the last standing brazier - the only shelter available. The Nightmare blasts it, spraying fire all around him. Hiccup peers around the smoldering post. No sign of the turns back to find it leering at him, blocking his escape. It takes a deep breath. Hiccup is finished.

"HICCUP" everyone-even the villains without realizing- screamed

Hiccup and param put there hands on their ears

"ow….." said param before turning to everyone "first, what ur seeing is the past and hiccup is very much alive right now. and second," he said before hiccup cut him off

"why did you people" he pointed at the non berkians "and the dragons scream you don't even know me" he continued

Everyone was embarrassed while the non-berkians began to wonder. Why did they react like that

Suddenly, Stoick LEAPS between them, tackling the Nightmare to the ground. They tumble and wrestle, resuming their earlier fight. The Nightmare tries to toast him, but only coughs up smoke.

STOICK (CONT'D) "You're all out."

"Oh no" the same nightmare groaned

He smashes the Nightmare repeatedly in the face, driving it away. It takes to the air and disappears. Winded, Stoick turns to Hiccup. HICCUP (V.O.) "Oh, and there's one more thing you need to know..."

The burnt brazier pole collapses, sending the massive iron basket crashing. It bounces down the hill, destroying as it goes and scattering the Vikings who were holding down the netted Nadders. The freed dragons escape... with several sheep in tow.

The berkians groan at this as agnar looks towards rhyker

Rhyker says "I think I see your point now"

Hiccup just rolls his eyes and mutters "ofcourse you do"

HICCUP (CONT'D) "Sorry, dad." EXT. VILLAGE - UPPER PLAZA - CONTINUOUS The escaped Nadders fly past with sheep in their clutches. The raid is over. The dragons have clearly won.

All the non berkians (except dagur, alvin, savage and valka) and dragons shouted at the top of there lungs "HE'S YOUR FATHER!?"

Hiccup simply replies "yep" with a pop sound for the 'p'

"HOW! YOU'RE A TINY RUNT HE'S A HUGE VIKING AND THE CHIEF!" shouts drago completely baffled

"he probably takes after his mother" said Viggo, then looks at hiccup "am I right?"

Hiccup immediately feels sad at the mention of his mother "p-p-pr-probably" he replys weakly

Valka's heart breaks at this while the dragons and non- bearkians raise an eyebrow

Heather was about to ask when astrid say "don't". all of them look at her. She lowers her voice "when hiccup was a few months old a dragon took the chieftess away during a raid" she pauses, looks at hiccup and continues "no one talks about her because it's a sensitive topic for the chief and hiccup " she finishes

All them are shocked to hear this and don't comment

The dragons whisper to each other

"poor hatchling, losing his mother at such a young age" said stormfly sympathetically

"this must be why his father called us devils" said tornado

The murmuring crowd eyes Stoick, awaiting his response. HICCUP (sheepish) "Okay, but I hit a Night Fury." Stoick grabs Hiccup by the back scruff of his collar and hauls him away, fuming with embarrassment. HICCUP (CONT'D) "It's not like the last few times, Dad. I mean I really actually hit it. You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot. It went down, just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there, before it-"

STOICK—"STOP! Just...stop." He releases Hiccup. Everyone goes silent, staring expectantly.

Stoick frowns at what is about to happen "sorry hiccup"

Hiccup shakes his head "it's ok. I wouldn't have believed me either"

STOICK (CONT'D) "Every time you step outside, disaster follows. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter's almost here and I have an entire village to feed!"

Hiccup looks around. All eyes are upon him. HICCUP "Between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't ya think?" A few rotund Vikings stir self-consciously.

The same Vikings stir self-consciously again while there Wives say "agreed" causing laughter

STOICK "This isn't a joke, Hiccup! (exasperated) Why can't you follow the simplest orders?"

HICCUP "I can't stop myself. I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad."

"no its not" he said in a low voice but some dragons are able hear it and are shocked

STOICK "You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them." Sting. Hiccup looks around to see many nods of agreement.

STOICK (CONT'D) "Get back to the house." (to Gobber) "Make sure he gets there. I have his mess to clean up." Stoick lumbers off in the opposite direction.

"wait, how's that his mess" asked thoark

Mala noddes "if anything, it's the nightmares mess" she said

"If he would have followed orders and staid in forge the nightmare wouldn't have followed him" replied ingrind

"even then that's no way to treat a child" exclaimed atali

Gobber leads Hiccup through the walk of shame. They pass the teen fire brigade as they snicker.

TUFFNUT "Quite the performance."

SNOTLOUT "I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That helped!"

HICCUP "Thank you, thank you. I was trying, so..." Hiccup avoids Astrid's glare and heads up toward a large house, standing prominently on the hill above the others.

Astid thought 'poor hiccup, how does he deal with that'

HICCUP (CONT'D) "I really did hit one."

GOBBER "Sure, Hiccup."

Gobber winces, that was his best reply! sounding like he doesn't care anymore

HICCUP "He never listens."

GOBBER "Well, it runs in the family."

The jogersons and haddocks glare at gobber

"what! It's the truth!" he defended causinf a few chuckles

HICCUP "And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl. Like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich." (mimicking Stoick) "Excuse me, barmaid. I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms. Extra guts and glory on the side. This here. This is a talking fish bone."

Stoick winces 'does he actually believe that'

The others laughed at this

"yur pretty gud at impresions kid" said alvin

GOBBER "You're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like. It's what's inside that he can't stand."

'oh gobber your pep talk is as terrible as ever' valka thought

"so basically what your saying is that no matter what I do my dad will always hate me" said hiccup in a cold voice

Gobber laughed nervously "sounded better in ma head" he said as stoick slapped the back of his head

"what did I tell you about giving pep talks" he said and added "DON'T!"

Beat. HICCUP "Thank you, for summing that up." They reach the doorway.

GOBBER "Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not."

Hiccup SIGHS heavily. "I just want to be one of you guys."

"not anymore" he whispered to him self

Gobber eyes him sympathetically. Hiccup turns and goes through the front door.

Everyone feels bad for how hiccup is treated

And straight out the back door. He hurries off into the woods, determined.

"did you go tp find that nightfury all alone and un-armed" asked drago baffled at the stupidity

"well no one believed me" he said and paused "plus I wasn't unarmed." He took his knife out "I had my knife with me"

Viggo gave him an unamused look "and how well to you think that'll work against a nightfury"

"welllll….." he trailed off

Everyone shook there heads. This boy is insane

Well its shorter then last time so good job me I guess