Ok, so this is the legend of the Boneknapper reaction, not really much to say. Also, I will probably update the first chapter to have an index for the entire story, so with that said, enjoy.

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Duh duh duh were dead -regular text

"useless reptile" -speech text

'That's for everything else' -thought text

You just gestured all of me -film text

"probably something stupid" -film speech text

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Lucasdiaz9000: I plan on-eventually-bring Odin, but no one else. Since my limited knowledge of Norse mythology is limited to…..well….. the avengers…

Dargur: thanks a-lot. Wait no more cus it's here

Guest(1): point noted, but l'd like to believe that she would still have feelings for Stoick. But your points are also valid

Bloody Rogue dragon deity king: thanks a lot. Lol that's funny

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Disclaimer: I don't own how to train your dragon

"next up is a short film" answered Param from his seat between Thor and Loki, someone had to keep an eye on them "it's called 'the legend of the Boneknapper'"

Gobber stands up abruptly "that pesky dragon, I've sure enough got a bone to pick with him" he exclaims, the berkian's just groan, while the teens are confused as to what is a Boneknapper

"for the last time Gobber" said Stoick "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BONEKNAPPER!"

Valka nods "he's right Gobber, I've been living between dragons for 20 years and I've never seen one"

"because it doesn't exist" Viggo stated, his voice as cold as ever

"it does!" Gobber defended "it's been after me for years!"

"I find that hard to believe" said Drago

"oh ya-" was all Gobber was able to say, before an explosion on the roof signalled them to shut up

"stop talking so we can do this already!" Loki said impatiently,

"what's got him so worked up?" asked Hiccup

"well since we only watched till the end of dragon war before sending it to boss, so even we don't know what happens next" explained Param "he's just excited to see what happens, so on that note…. Let's begin"

Fire. Smoke. Commotion. It's the upper level of the blacksmith shop, and it's engulfed in flames. Vikings run from house to house carrying buckets of water, shouting orders at each other.

Hoark: "Fire!"

"oy! What happened to me smithy!?" shouted Gobber in distress

Viking 1#: "Get the buckets!"

Viking 2#: "To the ocean!"

Viking 3#: "What happened?"

A Nightmare flies overhead, carrying a barrel of water and pours it over the topside of the blacksmith shop. Steam hisses.

"look! The dragons are helping" said a random Berkian

"when is this happening?" asked Tuffnut

Param snaps his fingers, making a giant book appear in his hands, he scrolls through it and reaches a page, "about…. 2 and a half months after the battle" he said

"what's that book?" asked Fishlegs intrigued

"remember I said that we can't see 100% of the person's life" Param asked, everyone nods "well, since that can leave some doubts on what happened, so Odin get's someone to make a written version of it, so we can read through this if there's ever confusion about something" he explained

"makes sense I suppose" said Agnar "any drastic changes happen in those months?... aside from the peace with dragons" he further asked

"well aside from the peace…. Nothing really, the only notable change other then that is… well, everyone stopped treating Hiccup like he's nothing" Param said

"oh ya! That reminds me, I forgot to do this" exclaimed Valka, as she turned to Stoick

Stoick raised an eyebrow "forgot wha- ouch!" he exclaimed, as Valka smacked his head…. twice

"that's for being a bad father for all these years AND for disowning our son" Valka explained in a sweet voice, everyone just laughed

Stoick sighs "deserved that"

Stoick enters in control, yelling out orders in authority.

Stoick: "The wind is shifting! Fire Brigade, move in! Bring the Nadders in from the South!"

Astrid flies down on Stormfly, who is carrying a bucket of water. She drops it on the flames.

Astrid: "I'm on it!"

"look girl, were working together" Astrid said to Stormfly, the teens had named their dragons after the barrier had shifted

Stoick: "Gronckles, aim for the roof!"

Fishlegs flies over the fire on Meatlug, pouring water over the flames.

Fishlegs: "Yeah!"

Fishlegs jumps excitedly, and pets Meatlug

Stoick: "Good work, just a few hot spots left."

Hiccup glides down from above, riding Toothless. They dump one last bucket of water on the fire before touching down. Hiccup jumps down, runs to his father

"dragons and berkian's working together" said Valka in awe "never thought I'd see the day"

Hiccup: "Where's Gobber? Is he still inside?"

Stoick: "No, we can't find him..."

Gobber: "I'm right here."

Gobber turns dramatically. He stuffs a few hand attachments into a wheelbarrow and slowly wheels himself towards Stoick

Gobber: "That beast will pay for this!"

"so it's that Boneknapper that destroyed me smithy" exclaimed Gobber "I swear when I get me hands on em..." the berkian's just groans

Stoick: "Gobber, what happened?"

Gobber: "What's it look like? A dragon set my home on fire!"

"wasn't the war over" said Mala confused

Stoick just sighs "I know for a fact he's not talking about any of their dragons"

Murmuring spreads through the gathering crowd over Gobber's accusation

Ruffnut: "What?"

Gobber: "You pushed me too far this time, you ugly bag of bones!"

Stoick just rolls his eyes. But Hiccup simply looks dumbfounded. He shakes his head.

Hiccup: "Dad, what's he talking about? Our dragons don't do that anymore."

Stoick: "He doesn't mean one of yours. Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a—"

Gobber: "Boneknapper?!"

Everyone groans or sighs at this "knew it" stated Stoick

Sighs and groans pass through the crowd again. They have heard that name TOOOOOOO many times

Tuffnut: "A what-knapper?"

Gobber: "A disgusting, foul beast. Wearing a coat of stolen bones like a giant, flying skeleton."

Immediately interested, Fishlegs starts to explain

Snotlout groans "here comes the walking book" earning a few chuckles

Fishlegs: "The Dragon Manual says that the Boneknapper will stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome!"

"see!" exclaimed Gobber "that proves it exists!"

"how does that prove anything?" asked Heather

"If it's in the dragon manual that means it exists" he claimed

"you mean the same manual that said that the only thing you can do when you encounter a nightfury is to hide and pray it does not find you" Hiccup asked, Gobber opened his mouth to respond, but close it back he didn't have a comeback and just grumbled

Stoick: "Come on, it's just a myth. (chuckling) It doesn't even exist."

Gobber: "I'm telling you, it's real! I've been running from him my whole life. He's the one who started this fire."

"it's the only logical explanation" said Gobber

A viking walks up to Stoick, carrying fire-charred underpants on a stick

Viking: "Stoick, we found Gobber's underpants hanging by the stove. They must've started the fire."

Everyone laughs "now THAT….. is a logical explanation….. to why the fire started" Throk said between his laughs, Gobber is blushing at this and grumbles

Stoick: "Still think it's the Boneknapper, or just your underpants?"

Gobber: "I don't think! I know! Somehow he found me again. That dragon is pure evil.

Stoick: "Gobber, it's late, and we're too tired for your stories. Now, get some rest."

Gobber: "You rest, I'm putting an end to this." He grabs his underpants and stuffs them in the wheelbarrow. He rolls off in a huff, leaving the village behind

As he reaches the ramps to the docks, he beckons a sheep to follow Gobber: "Come on, Phil. Let's go. We don't need their help anyways."

Phil: "Baa."

"Gobber….. you can't just go on some imaginary hunt like this. Especially all alone" Hiccup tried to reason, Gobber opens his mouth but Hiccup cuts him "Phil doesn't count"

Gobber shuts his mouth and looks away "if you aren't gonna help me, then don't stop me"

Hiccup looks at the screen

Hiccup watches Gobber leave, while Stoick and the other's start walking behind him. He sighs.

Hiccup sighs, knowing what he's gonna do

Hiccup: "We can't let him go by himself." (to the teens) "All right, Vikings! Grab your shields."

Teens(except Snotlout): Yeah! Yes!

"What!?" Snotlout shouted "your seriously suggesting we help Gobber hunt some imaginary dragon!" he asked Hiccup

"well I can't just let him go alone like that" Hiccup defended "he's my mentor"

"but why do we have to go?" Asked Ruffnut

"because we're his friends" explained Astrid

"just friends" teased Ingrind

"technically yes" Param butted in, the group turned to look at him "since they just fixed their old friendship, and since there wasn't some random dude to shoe them what their future kids look like" they all chuckled "Hiccup and Astrid take some time before admitting their feelings for one another" Param finished his explanation

"so WHEN do we get in a relationship?" asked Astrid

"ummm…." Param looks through the book again "when your about…. 18-19 years old" he said

"seriously!? We take that long?" she question surprised, Param nods

"that's alright" Hiccup said, and squeezed Astrid's hand "all that matters is that we admit our feelings, and are together, even if it takes some time" he finished

Astrid smiles at him and kisses him, which he returns without wasting a moment

"gross, gross, gross…" Snotlout makes gagging noises, and looks back at the screen "let's just continue watching"

Snotlout: "There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon." He crosses his arms determined

"exactly"

Snotlout and the others, on a boat. They are rowing heavily. Gobber stands at the front of the boat, barking orders and manning the rudder

Gobber: "Come on! Put your backs into it you lazy dogs! Stroke! You're not even trying! Stroke!"

Everyone laughs "how the heck did he agree" asked Bertha amused

"two words" param said, looking Into the book "Astrid and axe"

Hiccup: "How fun is this, right? We got the team back together, another adventure. This is pretty cool, huh?"

"and I thought I was bad when it came to lighten the mood" said Param looking at Hiccup "but no, your definitely worst" everyone laughs

Snotlout: "Yeah, nothing cooler than rowing until your hands bleed."

"hey! Sarcasm is my thing!" hiccup defended, in mock anger

Gobber: "I just want you kids to know that it touches my heart, you helping me slay the Boneknapper. True Vikings, you are."

"awesome!" Ruffnut exclaimed excitedly "I call dibs on his head"

"Hey! I call dibs on that!" Tuffnut said

"no, I called dibs first"

"no you didn't"

"yes I did"

"no you didn't"

And the twins start fighting, everyone around them either sighs or groans or facepalms or all three

Ruffnut: Gobber, are we there yet?

Fishlegs: Oh, you'll know we're close when your ears explode from the piercing screams. Legend says this dragon's roar is so fierce, it can melt the flesh right off your bones!

The twins stop fighting and exclaim "awesome" in unison… before continuing to fight

Gobber: Not so, Fishlegs. The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.

Ruffnut: Wait, so if we don't hear anything... we're dead?

The teens stop rowing, looking around nervously in an awkward wake of silence.

Tuffnut: "I don't hear anything."

Phil: "Baa!"

Teens: "AAAHHH!" the teens jump, they look behind them, to see Phil looking detached and chewing something

The teens blush, as everyone else laughs "good one Phil" Gobber shouted

Gobber: "Good one, Phil" (to the teens) "Did I ever tell you about the first time I met the dreaded Boneknapper?"

All the adults and Hiccup groan "not ANOTHER story….." Hiccup groaned out

The screen changes, to look like some drawing

"the heck" exclaimed Spitelout

"why does that look like something I would draw when I was like….. 6 years old" Hiccup asked confused

"because that's what was used as the base font" Param answered looking into the book

"what?" asked, basically everyone

"well aside from the stuff missing in between, this book also has some short notes from my boss for some explanations of his decisions" Param started explaining "and while usually when someone talks about their past memory he searched the persons mind to find it to show to us, in this note it says he had some 'super urgent important matter to solve' so he just copied Hiccup's drawing" Param finished explaining

"what matter?" asked Savage

"foolish mortal" Loki said, rolling his eyes "obviously our father deals with things you can't begin to imagi-"

"it's his way of saying he's too lazy to do it" Param deadpanned, everyone blinked a few times looking at him "If there is one thing I've understood about Odin in all these years, it's that-when it comes to THIS job specifically-he is one of the laziest creatures to exist in the nine realms" he said, causing everyone to laugh

Teen Gobber, his mother, and his father, are on a ship surrounded by icebergs. Gobber's father is rowing merrily while his mother uses the metal of a sheild to get some sun

Gobber (v.o.): "I was a young lad, about your age, on summer vacation with my family, when I heard the call of nature."

"summer vacation? That looks like vacation in the middle of winter" Dagur exclaimed

Teen Gobber: "Dad, pull the boat over!" he hops out of the boat, waddling away quickly

Gobber's Father: "Didn't I tell ya to go before we left?"

Gobber still waddles out onto the ice and turns away to relieve himself. He zips up and truns around…..

Gobber (v.o.): "I saw an army of Vikings, frozen in battle."

Stoick groans "I doubt this is real"

"doubt!? I'm 100% sure this is fake" corrected Valka

(cont'd)"Clutched in the fingers of one of the Vikings was a small treasure chest...I had to have it."

Gobber lunges his axe into the ice, breaking towards the treasure chest in frozen Viking's hand

Gobber (v.o.): "I reached in and pulled out the chest... It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw."

Suddenly, a hand reaches out from the ice and grabs Gobber's arm forcefully Gobber (v.o.): "But the frozen Viking was still alive! He started punching me in the face!"

"That's just ridiculous" Viggo stated "there is no way a human frozen in ice will be alive"

Teen Gobber: "Oh, my tooth!" he exclaimed as his tooth broke away

"whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Didn't you say that your tooth was broken during a war with some hostile tribe" asked Hiccup

Gobber "um..uh, well- you see….. I- um" everyone just laughed

The frozen Viking stops punching and points towards the sky, Gobber turns to see…..

Gobber (v.o.): "And there it was...I never even heard it coming... The Boneknapper!" It lowers it's flight, trying to snatch at Gobber's treasure chest. The Boneknapper flies into the iceberg of frozen Vikings, cracking it open "It crashed into the glacier, causing an avalanche of frozen Vikings!"

"a frozen-viking-lanche" Snotlout said, everyone just gave him an 'are you serious ' look

"those Vikings are more idiotic then I thought" Rhyker said in a low voice, so only Viggo heard him

"not all of them" Viggo said looking at Hiccup, he was still very much interested in the boy, as he thought that with his brain strength and knowledge, Hiccup could be a worthy opponent

Gobber runs from the Vikings tumbling out of the glacier, the Boneknapper still going after the chest. One lucky snatch of the Boneknapper causes Gobber to trip and lose his grip on the chest, causing it to tumbles into the nearby water

Teen Gobber: "The treasure!"

Gobber (v.o.): "I reached into the water... Only to find the frozen Viking punching me in the face again!" a hand comes out and starts punching him… again

"ofc,ofc…. sure" muttered Spitelout

Teen Gobber: "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

The Boneknapper shows up once again, landing harshly down on the thin ice and causing Gobber to jet up in the air, but luckily with the treasure chest in hand. The Boneknapper latches onto the treasure as well and Gobber is stuck in mid-air flight with it

Gobber (v.o.): "The Boneknapper wanted that treasure...but I wanted it more!"

"why would a dragon want to steal treasure?" questioned Fishlegs, trying to reason with Gobber

"obviously it wants the treasure for itself" Gobber countered

"and what would it do with it?" asked Heather

"probably store it in it's lair, just like the once from the 'legend of the northern Wingland kingdom' did" Gobber explained, mysteriously

Astrid raised an eyebrow "what's the- hmnp"

"DON'T ASK!" Hiccup said as he put a hand on her mouth "I made that mistake when I was 6 years old AND just-" he shudders

"how much more bad can it be compared to THIS story" Stoick asked, wrong choice as Hiccup shuddered again before asking

"dad…. Do you remember my reaction when you gave me 'the talk'"

Stoick raised an eyebrow "aye, unlike most teens who would stutter, and turn red by the end by embarrassment by the end, you were just looking emotionless"

Hiccup nods "yes, and that's because this specific story I already knew ALL the details that are explained during 'the talk'…. AT THE AGE OF 6!" he explained, and shouted at the end

Everyone has gone wide eyed, as Gobber chuckles nervously "ya…. Not the best decision I've made"

Valka and Stoick smack his head at once and both shout "YA THINK!"

Gobber sees an opening in an oncoming iceberg and grabs the treasure fiercely, detaching himself from the Boneknapper's grasp and skids through the opening in the iceberg. He's jutted out and slid up into the sky again, only to land back in his parent's boat, right in his seat. Gobber's father turns around, unfazed and unaware of the commotion

Gobber's Father: "What took you so long?"

Gobber looks down at the chest and hides it behind his back, nervously laughing. The screen changes back to look normal

"it's turning back to normal" said Atali

Gobber is still laughing as he finishes his story, the teens look at him with an annoyed expression

Snotlout: "You expect us to believe that a frozen Viking punched you in the face?"

Gobber: "Yeah, twice."

Hiccup(trying to defend Gobber): "Hey, it could happen."

"Hiccup, stop defending him! just tell him he's wrong and get us out of there!" Snotlout exclaimed, low enough so only the teens and their dragons could hear

"easy for you to say" Hiccup muttered in a low voice, only Astrid and Toothless could hear him "he's not been like a second father to you for your entire life" he finished with a sigh, Astrid squeezed his hand

Gobber: "What do you mean "it could happen"? It did! But I outsmarted the silent beast."

Fishlegs: "Um, Gobber, I hate to be a stickler for details, but...Boneknappers are not silent."

"exactly" Said Fishlegs "the dragon manual says nothing about a Boneknapper being silent, it infact states how dangerous it's roar is" he stated, in a 'matter of fact' tone

"that book is full oh nonsense!" Gobber defended "in all me years of facing it I have never heard it make a single noise" he said further

"Gobbbbbeeerrr" groaned Ingrind "just a few moments ago you said that the dragon manual was your proof of it existing!" she exagurated

Gobber: "Fishlegs, I know what I didn't hear. But, I could feel it..."

While Gobber continues to rant, Fishlegs looks over the side of the boat, worried for what he sees

"watch out for the rocks" warned Stoick

Fishlegs: "Uh, guys? Are there supposed to be...?"

Gobber: "I had a sixth sense for danger. I can smell anything..."

Fishlegs: "I really think we're gonna hit these..."

Gobber: "...I could taste the oncoming doom!"

Suddenly, the boat is lunged forward and everyone in knocked around

"how's that sixth sense working for you now" teased Dagur, Gobber glares at him

Tuffnut: "Whoa..."

Astrid: "Um, I'm tasting rocks."

Gobber: "Ah, we're here."

"how reassuring" Heather said sarcastically

Ruffnut looks out at the boat in the distance, it's caught on top of a huge boulder and is sinking quickly

"and there goes our only means of transport" said Astrid

"great! So now were stuck in the middle of nowhere" Ruffnut exclaimed

Ruffnut: "Ugh. Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are!"

Fishlegs: "Except the Boneknapper. Legend says..."

"oh enough with this legend talk! His stories are bad enough as it is" exaggerated Snotlout

Snotlout: "Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!"

Fishlegs: "Okay, just hold on one darn second..."

Gobber: "No need to panic, kids. I've been shipwrecked many times!"

"well that's comforting to know" Hiccup remarked sarcastically

"anytime lad" Gobber replied, missing the sarcasm

Valka facepalms "for the love of- he's being sarcastic Gobber! That is not at all reassuring to know, that the only adult with them has a habit of shipwrecking" she explained slowly, trying-and failing-to get her point through

Hiccup: "Oh, well that's...comforting."

There's a few chuckles at the similarities

Gobber: "You never forget your first shipwreck..." the screen changes again

"and back to the story we go" Param stated, many people groaned

Gobber (v.o.): "I was stranded on an island, with only my broom. It was a very small island. It's no wonder the Boneknapper found me again. He never forgave me for taking that treasure."

The Boneknapper swoons out of the sky, flying down to snatch at Gobber, but it takes the palm tree instead. But, as the Boneknapper flies off, Gobber realizes another island in the distance

Gobber (v.o.): "There was another island. My only escape."

"then stop being so dramatic and swim to the other island" Spitelout said, rolling his eyes

"But I was surrounded by blood-thirsty hammerhead sharks!"

Suddenly, many hammerhead sharks pop out from the water, barring there teeth at Gobber

"annnndddddd never mind" Spitelout sighed out

"these situations sure come with a LOT of terms and conditions" Param joked, earning a few laughs

"I only had one chance. So I ran across the shark infested waters."

Gobber hops off the island and lands on one of the shark's head. Leaping from shark head to shark head over the waters, knocking out any one of them that gets in his way with his broom-hand

Gobber: "Take that! Watch it! Nighty night, fatty!"

A shark jumps in front of Gobber, but he dodges his bite, 'brushing' his teeth with the broom before punching it in the nose "Someone forgot to brush!"

Everyone laughed whole heartedly at this

Gobber continues to run across shark heads, but soon the Boneknapper closes in on Gobber, opening it's claws once more

Gobber (v.o.): "I didn't think I was going to make it."

Gobber continues to run as the Boneknapper continues to get closer. But soon, something huge pops out of the water "But then, from the depths of the ocean leapt forth...a giant hammerhead whale!"

A huge, flat-headed whale leaps out of the ocean and opens its mouth to swallow the Boneknapper….

"a giant hammerhead whale?" Toothless voiced out in disbelief

"that does NOT exist" stated Viggo, at this point annoyed by the stupid story "your just making things up at this point"

"no I'm not!" Gobber defended, while glaring at Viggo

The screen changes back. The teens look at gobber in disbelief. But fishlegs seems highly amused.

Fishlegs: "Whoa! So the hammerhead whale ate the Boneknapper?"

"really son" Mr. Ingermen started "aren't you supposed to be the clever one in the group" he said, making Fishlegs blush in embarrassment

Gobber: "Almost, but he got away. Years later, the dragon hunted me down again and chased me into the jungle."

The screen changes again. Gobber is running frantically through a thick jungle

Gobber (v.o.): "All I had was my trusty egg beater. I carved through that thick brush as fast as a jungle cat. Still, the Boneknapper was right behind!" Gobber turns his egg beater and weeds himself through the bamboo within the jungle, the Boneknapper is behind him, chasing on his foot

Gobber stops abruptly when he sees a random bucs of flowers. He picks up a flower and sniffs it Gobber: "Ah, azaleas!" and immediately drops and continues running

"you stopped running from a deadly dragon, to sniff some flowers?" questioned Meatlug

"what! I like azaleas!" Gobber defended, while blushing

The two of them continue running, nearing the side of an active volcano

Gobber (v.o.): "I ran up the side of a volcano and courageously leapt across the fiery crater."

"there is no way you could have jumped across an entire volcano Gobber" Stoick said, almost wanting to break the screen at this point

"Then, deep within the burning volcano burst forth a giant hammerhead yak!" suddenly, a flat-headed yak burts out of the lava and reaches up for the Boneknapper's tail

Everyone's (except Gobber's) jaws drop

"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GIANT HAMMERHEAD YAK!" Agnar shouted, annoyed at the stupid story

"and even if there was, there is no way it could jump out of an erupting volcano!" Spitelout added further

Tuffnut: "Okay, wait a minute." The screen changes back… again. With the teens now looking very board and annoyed, except Fishlegs, who looked very amused "Now you're saying a giant hammerhead yak leapt out of the fiery volcano and ate the Boneknapper?"

Gobber: "You would've thought so, wouldn't you? But the dragon got away again! I knew the boney scoundrel would keep coming after me..."

"exactly how?" Loki questioned "did it send you a letter or something" he joked, causing laughter all around

The screen changes…again!

Snotlout groans "I can't take more of this stupid story"

"hey, look at the bright side" Param said "at-least there is NO way for this to get more ridiculous"

Gobber (v.o.): "So, I set up a gauntlet of traps, and waited for the beast." Gobber sets up a few traps, and then sits on a stool and waits

"And when he was ready... he charged!"

The Boneknapper flies out of the sky, swooning down in a smooth landing and charging at Gobber

"And then I ran like the wind!" he stands up hastily and makes run for his traps. But the dragon evades the traps just as Gobber does

"But the traps failed!"

Gobber keeps running, but finds himself trapped at the end of a cliff. The Boneknapper quickly advances on him, pinning Gobber down with it's hind claws.

"Then, captured, I did what any brave Viking would do..."

"fight till the bitter end" the berkian adults said

Gobber: "Help!"

The same adults facepalm, as everyone else laughs

Gobber (v.o.): "The Gods must've heard my prayers. It was Thor!" Thor appeared out of the clouds

More groans and facepalms "forget I ever said anything" Param muttered

Loki looks at Thor "did this ever happen?"

Thor pretends to think "maybe…. Maybe not…. I don't remember very well….." he answered amusingly

"your just gonna play dumb for the fun of it aren't you" Param deadpanned, and Thor bursting out laughing was all the answer he needed

"He tossed a mighty thunderbolt." Thor throws a bolt of lighting. Right towrds the ground

Gobber: "Aw, you missed."

Thor: "Wait for it..."

Gobber (v.o.): "Then, from the center of the earth blasted forth..."

A hole is created by the lightning bolt. Out the hole comes…. "The hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!"

"How…..just, HOW!?" Mala questioned

HammerheadYak: "Deploy the yak."

"and know they are talking like humans" Rhyker said, rolling his eyes

The whale shoots a burst of water through its blowhole, propelling the yak toward the Boneknapper. It lands on cliff and begins beating up the dragon. The whale dives and swallows the Boneknapper, before diving back into the hole with the yak. On the way, they give Gobber a salute, which he returns

Gobber: "Yes!" he punches the air, cracking his back "Oh, my back!"

The screen changes back…..AGAIN!

Fishlegs: "Whoa... the whale saluted you?"

Gobber: "Can you believe it? But the Boneknapper got away again! He found me on Berk…..

"ok" Viggo started "so believing your 100% made up fake story, the whale swallowed the Boneknapper…..SO HOW WOULD IT COME BACK!?"

Snotlout: "Are you kidding? I don't believe any of this."

Tuffnut: "Yeah, you totally made everything up!"

Ruffnut: "Come on, Gobber, it's time to get out of here!"

Snotlout: "We need to get home!"

Tuffnut: "You don't even have any proof that that thing exists!"

"exactly!" everyone said in unison….except Gobber, who just grumbled again

Gobber: "Of course I have proof. I still have the treasure. This stunning belt buckle." Gobber pulls the end flap of his shirt, revealing a small bone tied to the ends of two strings Gobber: "It was in the Viking's treasure chest. It's kept my pants up for years."

Everyone stares in disbelief "so your telling" Param started "following yours story….. you went through ALL of that trouble…. FOR A BELT BUCKLE!"

"aye" Gobber replied normally

Fishlegs: "It is stunning."

Astrid pushes Hiccup forward lightly, crossing her arms in a slient command. He gulps, and walks up to Gobber

"why me" Hiccup asked looking at Astrid

"because he listens to you the most out of us all" Astrid said gently. Hiccup just groans

Hiccup: "Um...listen, Gobber. Instead of chasing down an imaginary dragon, maybe we should figure out how to get home?"

Gobber: "Say no more, I hear ya loud and clear. I've got a plan. Alright, who'd like to be dragon bait?"

Everyone gasps, as Gobber points to Fishlegs. Phil waddles away from him. CUT TO :- Fishlegs dressed in a quickly put-together costume of Gobber, with a rope beard hanging from his chin. He looks up at the hoisted dragon rib cage dangling above him

Everyone groans in unison

Fishlegs: "Um, Gobber, are you sure this is safe?"

Gobber: "Safety's overrated."

"GOBBER!" Fishlegs's parents exclaim

"Okay, here's the plan. The Boneknapper wants me, right? He comes down that trail, sees Fishlegs, thinks it's me, rushes Fishlegs, causing Phil to trip that rope, dropping that rib cage and then we rush in a finish him off once and for all!"

Everyone just stares at him annoyed

Snotlout: "It's sad when they get old."

Gobber turns to glare at Snotlout, as everyone else just laughs

Hiccup: "Gobber, you're taking this way too far, okay? You need to face it. There is no such thing as the Boneknapper!"

Gobber: "Wormsquat! Now, get into position. Way to go Fishlegs, you're doing fine!"

Hiccup: "No wonder they entire village thinks you're crazy."

Snotlout: "Hello? He sees dead Vikings!"

Tuffnut: "Yeah, especially that thing about the hammerhead yak..."

As they mutter the Boneknapper flies up and lands quietly behind them, but no one notice except for…..

Everyone stares at the screen in disbelief and shock

"the heck"

"holy crap"

"odins beard"

"no way"

Everyone exclaims, not believing what they see

Gobber jumps up from his seat in joy "I TOLD YOU ALL SO!" he shouted

"oh boy" Stoick groaned "we're never hearing the end of this"

Suddenly Hiccup coughs "sorry to interrupt this important discussion" he said, looking very pale "but if you all would notice. THE BONEKNAPPER IS ABOUT TO KILL US ALL!" he exclaimed, everyone got the idea and looked back at the screen

Fishlegs: "Um, guys...?"

No one listenes

Astrid: "This is a complete waste of time."

Fishlegs: "Guys, hello?! Turn around! Guys! GUYS!"

Everyone: "WHAT?!"

The Boneknapper straightens up, and the sound od his bones moving makes everyone freeze

Hiccup: "It's right behind us isn't it?"

They all turn around, and are shocked and terrified to find the dragon behind them. The dragon flexes its wings, and opens his mouth… to let out a small squeak

"huh?" started Fishlegs "guess Gobber was right about that after-all"

Fishlegs: "Well, what do you know? No roar."

Gobber: "RUN!"

The Boneknapper shots fire at them, as they all run towards Fishlegs

Astrid: "Okay, Gobber, we believe you!"

"but not 100%" Astrid off-screen said "I still don't believe in all that hammerhead nonsense"

"eh" Gobber shrugs "better then not believing me at all"

The Boneknapper whips it's tail, throwing a pile of bones at the Vikings, forcing them to fall where Fishlegs was standing in a jumbled pile. Phil trips the bone trap, and sends the rib cage over the Vikings

Gobber: "Phil!"

"oh why that ungrateful sheep" Gobber exclaimed

"actually that's good thing" said Hiccup, the group looked at him questionably "that cage is the only cover we have to avoid it's attacks" he explained

The Boneknapper charges towards them, and Vikings get up and run to stand against the ribs of the rib cage, narrowly missing the fire form it's next blast

Fishlegs shivers "that was close" he squealed

Snotlout-whose just as scared-rolls his eyes "c-come o-o-on Fishface grow u-up, d-don't be a scaredy cat"

Snotlout: "Find a happy place, find a happy place..."

Everyone laughs "you were saying Snotykins" teased Tuffnut

The Boneknapper continues to kick and bite at the rib cage, trying to find a way in

Fishlegs: "No, no, no, please...please. He wants my head. I swear he wants my head!"

Gobber: "Bring it on! You wait till I get out there and I'll show you!"

As everyone cowers, Hiccup looks around at the Boneknapper and then back at Gobber. There's a small hole in the Boneknapper's bone armor, which is exactly the same shape and size as Gobber's belt buckle

Hiccup realizes what it wants "that's it" he exclaimed, causing people-and dragons-to give him funny looks, except Viggo, who also realized what the dragon wants

Hiccup: "Wait. It searches for the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. The treasure! Gobber, take off your pants!"

Gobber: "Huh?"

Others: "NO!"

"NO!" everyone-other then Hiccup and Viggo-shouted

"Hiccup what are you even suggesting!?" Throk exclaimed

"look" he pointed at the Knapper's chest "the belt buckle fits perfectly in that missing spot"

Viggo nods "it would seem it's after the bone to complete it's suit of armor"

Hiccup: "Wait, listen to me. I think Fishlegs was right. The Boneknapper is supposed to have a roar. But maybe he can't because the bone he needs is your belt buckle."

Astrid: "Gobber, please, you have to give it back."

Gobber: "No way, it's mine."

"Gobber! Now is not the time for the classic Viking stubbornness!" Stoick exclaimed

"but it's me trasure…" Gobber whined "GOBBER!" the group shouted

The Boneknapper finally makes its way into the rib cage, and swiftly grabs Gobber by his peg leg "Uh-oh." It drags him up and whips him around

Hiccup: "Give him back his bone!"

Gobber: "NOOO!"

Hiccup: "GIVE HIM BACK HIS BONE!"

"come on Gobber" Bertha pleaded "even Hiccup is starting to get mad, you know that never happens"

Gobber: "NOOOOO!"

The Boneknapper tosses him into the air.

"GOBBER" everyone exclaimed worried

"Noooo... oh, alright." Gobber said, as he puuls the belt buckle off his pants and throws it. The bone land perfectly in the hole of the Boneknapper's armor

Gobber lands roughly in a pile of bones. The vikings hold their breadths. The dragon finally lets out a prideful roar

"wow" said Thor "that really was a fierce roar"

It leans down looking at Gobber, as if it's going to finally settle the score

Hiccup: "Gobber!"

Gobber looks up worried, but quickly lets out a sigh, and stands bravely.

Gobber: "Alright, you've got me. Make it fast."

"NO!" shouted Hiccup Worried

The Boneknapper leans down…. And nudges Gobber affectionately, purring

Everyone's jaws drop again "what the….. WHAT" Hookfang exclaimed

"I did not see that one coming" Alvin said

Param sighed "I don't think any of us saw, any of THIS" he gestures to the screen "coming"

"I guess it is thanking Gobber for giving it's bone back" Hiccup concluded

And Gobber's pants fall down. Embarrassed, Gobber chuckles and pulls them up. All the teens groan in disgust, covering their eyes.

Everyone in the hall shudders or groans or looks away or scream or makes vomiting sounds or all of those at once at this "well, that was embarrassing" Gobber stated, while blushing

Hiccup: "That's gonna give me nightmares."

Astrid: "Well, at least we have a ride home."

Gobber scratches the dragon's jaw, and it enjoys it, wagging it's tail happily

Gobber: "Aren't you cute? Yes, you are. Yes, you are!"

"I thought 'that dragon is pure evil' huh Gobber" Atali teased

Close on Phil. He's riding the Boneknapper. Behind him, the Viking teens and gobber.

Snotlout: "You know, I never doubted him. I was always like 'He's right.'"

"oh really Snothat" Dagur teased

Tuffnut: "His tailbone is hurting my tailbone!"

Hiccup: "He sure seems happy to have that bone back."

Fishlegs: "Well, legend says that Boneknapper's roar is its mating call."

Gobber: "Oh, that's just a myth." More roars in the background "Uh-oh!" four female Boneknappers are tailing them

Everyone is shocked again "you know at this point, I don't think anything regarding the Boneknapper is a myth" Hiccup said

Phil: "Baa!"

Gobber: "I think Stoick will believe me now, eh?"

"aye, I probably will" Stoick said, somewhat amused

"well" Gobber started "that was a bag oh emotions" he looks towards the teens "thanks for ur help lads and laddies"

"no problem" they replied in unison

"well now that that's done" Param said "time to fast forward a bit….. to 'the gift of the NightFury'"

And that was that, also yes, the next few chapters will be a bit bigger then usual. (6339 words) no promise on uploading speed, since I need to enjoy my vacations as well