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"Last season on American Dad…" Steve narrates as we see clips from the previous season. "Natalie Clarkson becomes our new friend. Mark's mom falls for Mary's teacher. Natalie develops a crush on Lauren. Zoey becomes a lingerie model. We got married. And now this happens…" the scene ends with Zoey's pregnancy test with a + symbol.

Presently on American Dad…

We see all the girls, including Emma, at Zoey's house, congratulating her as they are having a baby shower.

"Congratulations girl!" Hayley hugged her.

"Thank you everybody" Zoey smiled.

"I love you cousin!" Natalie hugged her as well.

"I love you too" Zoey added.

"You're going to be a great mom" Lauren said.

"Thank you" Zoey said.

"Steve is one lucky son of a bitch" Cindy laughed.

"Language, Redmond" Emma said.

"Guys please, this is Zoey's moment" Adaline said.

"It's fine girls. I'm glad you guys are here" Zoey said.

"I remember when I was pregnant with Gwen. I'm sure you will be fine with your pregnancy" Meg said.

"Sorry for what happened once again Meg" Emma said.

"I can't believe I'm going to be an aunt" Hayley said.

"Isn't this exciting?" Stacy asked.

"It sure is" Zoey said as she rubbed her stomach.

"Hey guys, guess what?!" Mark appeared, out of nowhere.

"Mark, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be with the guys?" Adaline asked.

"I'm sorry to interrupt the baby shower. However, my mom is marrying Colleen next week!" Mark cheered.

"No way! That's great Mark!" Adaline smiled.

"This is awesome! However, I'll shut the hell up and let you gals go back to celebrating Zoey's pregnancy" Mark said as he left.

Meanwhile, Mark has dinner with Joanne.

"Honey, are you excited for the wedding?" Joanne asked.

"I am Mom. I'm glad that it's happening soon" Mark smiled.

"Mark, I'm honored to tie the knot with your mother. I have to say how much I enjoyed seeing you grow up to be a handsome bright young man" Colleen said as she's seen grading papers.

"Why thanks Ms. Elizabeth, although I don't think you knew me when I was a kid" Mark said.

"Just take it as a compliment, honey" Joanne said.

"Excuse me" Colleen said as her cell phone rings. "Hello? Oh hi!" she gets up.

"What's going on?" Mark asked.

"It's nothing sweetie. Colleen is a busy woman" Joanne said.

"Tell me about it" Mark said.

(Flashback)

We see the kids creating a mess at Chuck E. Cheese's on a field trip. Mark volunteered to be the chaperone.

"This is the last time I volunteer Mary's class!" he grumbled.

(Flashback Ends)

The next day, Mark was looking into tuxedos. Adaline appeared.

"Thanks for sending the fairy kids to Roger's place. I'm glad that he does well working with kids" Mark said.

"Anytime Mark" Adaline smiled as they look online. However, Adaline stopped him for a moment.

"Mark can I ask you about something?" she asked.

"Sure what's up?" he wondered.

"Mark, can you please tell me about your father? It's like you're always silent to talk about him" Adaline begged.

"(Sigh) okay, here I go" Mark took a deep breath.

(Flashback)

The scene shifts to 1996. We see a big man, who had a body similar to Peter Griffin, approaching a young Joanne.

"My father was actually an overweight man. He weighed around 300 pounds. One day, he met my mom at a party in a fraternity. They both fell in love. Then they started dating. His love for my mom is twice his weight, or even tripled. One day, my dad proposed to my mom. They had their wedding and then 9 months later, they had me" Mark narrated as we see the couple enjoying time together while growing up while we see Mark's childhood to when he was born to playing when he was a little kid.

"When I was 5, I always wanted to play with him after work, but he was too tired from work and his weight was not helpful at all" Mark recalled.

"Hey dad, want to play catch" a young Mark asked.

"I'm sorry kiddo. Daddy's tired from work" he said. (A/E He's voiced by Hugh Jackman.)

"One day, he arrived from work as he had a big project, which made him work over 100 hours a week. The worst day of my life was when he arrived home, having pain in his chest which turns out to be a heart attack" Mark continued as his dad arrived home, extremely tired, but collapsed on the floor. A frightened young Mark and Joanne feared the scene.

"And then…he didn't survived and died."

(Flashback Ends)

"(Sniff) I didn't want to tell you this because I didn't think you believe in me" Mark teared up.

"Mark, I am so sorry for your loss. I want to thank you for telling your story. You still have me. You still have your mom and your soon to be stepmom. Plus I love you" Adaline smiled as she hugged her soon to be husband.

"Thank you Addie. I love you" Mark smiled. However, he looks outside to see Colleen carrying a lot of stuff.

"What is she up to?" he wondered.

"What's wrong?" Adaline asked.

"It's Colleen. She's taking some gifts back into her car. I thought we were going to keep them" Mark thought. Then he overhears a conversation.

"Yes, I have the things. Hopefully Joanne doesn't see them" Colleen said.

"WHAT?! What does she mean 'hopefully Joanne doesn't see them'?" Mark questioned.

"Mark, it's okay" Adaline said.

"Oh boy, I'm going to need some help. Adaline, how would you like to go undercover with me?" Mark asked.

"I love to, but I'm visiting my Dad tomorrow. I'm sorry" she apologized.

"Damn, I forgot about that. That's okay. I'll figure something out" he said.

Later, Hayley receives a call.

"I can help, although I'll need a disguise" she said.

"Hey Jeff, look at my new outfit" Hayley said as she appears…dressed as a blonde from Blonde Ambition.

"Oh my God babe, you look gorgeous" Jeff cheered as he kisses his wife.

"It's a shame that you never got to see me like this while you were in space. Now's your chance" Hayley said as they make out. However, she stops for a moment.

"Sorry Jeff. I'm disguised like this because I need to go undercover" Hayley explained.

"Ooh, sounds like fun" Jeff smiled. "Have fun!"

Hayley leaves as Mary appears.

"Mommy, did you dye your hair?" Mary asked.

"Yes honey, Mommy needs to uncover why your teacher is avoiding Mark's mom" Hayley explained.

"Are they getting married?" Mary wondered.

"They're supposed to. Mark said that the wedding may not happen unless something is up. I'm going to find your teacher and see what she's up to" Hayley explained.

"Rogu likes hair" Rogu appeared.

"Roger! Get that thing out of here!" Hayley shouted.

Meanwhile, Hayley drives off in Jeff's van as Mark rides with her.

"Hayley, thank you so much for helping me out. I don't know what's going to happen to my mom. All I know is that somebody or something strange is happening" Mark said.

"Anytime. That's what good friends do" Hayley said.

(Mark whistling)

"Uh Mark, notice anything different?" Hayley asked.

"Oh I know, you're going to be an aunt!" Mark answered.

"I know that already" Hayley said.

"Not really" Mark said.

"I'm wearing this outfit to find Colleen and see what she's up to" Hayley explained.

"That's nice" Mark said feeling indifferent about Hayley's outfit. However, she rolled her eyes.

"There she is" Hayley said as they got out of the car and hid behind a bush. Mark takes out a pair of binoculars.

"I wonder what's going on over there" he asked as Colleen is inside a building.

"Okay woman, let's take off that skirt and show me what you got" someone's voice was said as Colleen removed her blue skirt, revealing her pink panties.

"Oh come on! Why does the author always include fanservice? I swear I saw something like this from The Loud House" Hayley groaned.

"Who?" Mark asked as he covered his eyes.

"Nevermind. This is interesting" Hayley added as Colleen now removed her blouse, revealing her matching bra.

"You can stop looking now Hayley!" Mark begged as they left.

"Crap! I think Colleen is cheating on my mom! Oh my God, I don't want to do!" Mark panicked.

"Mark, it's okay. I'll tell you what. I'll find out what Colleen is up to and you can explain what's going on to your mom" Hayley suggested.

"Okay" Mark agreed.

Hayley arrives to the next location where Colleen enters. As she gets out, paparazzi interfered.

"Oh my God, it's Angelina Jolie!" person 1 shouted.

"No it's not! It's Scarlett Johansson!" person 2 screamed.

"Oh yeah!" Hayley shouted as she takes out a sword from her chest and everyone ran in fear.

"That's more like it" Hayley said as she entered yet another store.

"Perfect! Joanne will like. Thank God you are able to hold on to the presents. I want to make them a surprise for our wedding" Colleen told the receptionist.

"That's wonderful, Ms. Elizabeth. Trust me, you two will make a cute and loving couple" the receptionist added.

"You mean Mrs. Johnson isn't going to be heartbroken anymore?! That's great!" Hayley smiled.

"Mark, guess what? Colleen isn't cheating on your mom or anything!"

"I know. My mom said that they want to surprise with each other and that nothing bad will happen to them" Mark called.

"That's good. Oh well, time to go home" Hayley said as she left. However, a similar foot appeared.

"I should get some pizza for Jeff and Mary" Hayley told herself.

"Hello Hayley, we met once again" a familiar voice occurred.

"You again!" Hayley shouted.

"You might remember me. After all, I sound just like Kuvira" it was…Lucy Sheridan.

"I swear if you ruin my brother's relationship with Zoey, I will manslaughter you to death!" Hayley threatened. "Besides, Stacy is free from you. Emma is permanent and you can't do shit!"

"Oh my days of transforming guys into girls are long gone. I'm doing something special" Lucy explained as she transformed into…Hayley but with the regular outfit and headband.

"No! Please don't do this! I know what's going to happen!" Hayley pleaded.

"You're right!" Lucy changes her hair into a blonde, the same as Hayley's. "I'll take those clothes of yours if that's okay with you" she shoots a tranquilizer at her neck to leave her unconscious. Later, wearing the white tube top and matching short skirt, Lucy leaves.

"Now it's time for some action!" she laughs evilly.

However, Hayley wakes up in a few moments, but she's left in a white strapless bra and matching panties.

"I'm going to get her!" she growled as she reaches for a knife to free herself. She does so successfully and escapes, but she had no clothes on.

"Please forgive me" she takes a green hoodie and blue jeans from a mannequin and got dressed again.

"Oh dear! Someone is trying to seduce me!" it was…Hans Moleman who is dressed as a security guard.

Meanwhile, disguised as Hayley, Lucy started attacking everyone and everything.

"Hayley, what are you doing?!" someone shouted.

"You will bow to me!" Lucy's evil voice shouted as she shoots her stone sword at the wall, creating a firestorm.

Meanwhile, Jeff is watching TV. Mary appeared.

"Daddy, what's going on?" Mary asked.

"Oh my God, did Hayley joined the dark side?!" Jeff panicked.

"Oh no! It can't be true!" Mary panicked as well.

Meanwhile, we see Steve cleaning his stuff up as he is going to be a dad for the first time.

"WHAT?! Hayley's evil?! That can't be true!" Steve shouted as he calls the rest of the heroes for help.

Later, Lucy arrived as she attempts to demolish the CIA into pieces. Out of nowhere, Ralph still disguised as Ruth appeared.

(A/E Go Back to Wrath of Lucy from Season 3 to remember this part.)

"I want to be a boy again!" s/he shouted.

"You're already a boy!" Lucy said.

"Oh thank God!" Ralph is back to normal in his regular outfit. However, his stomach starts hurting. "I don't feel so good!"

"Good, now watch this!" Lucy snaps her fingers and instantly, Ralph dies.

"You have not seen the last of me!" Hayley arrived, dressed as Glamora.

(Play Kanto Intense Action)

"But how?!" Lucy shouted.

Out of nowhere, Steve, Zoey, Jeff, Emma, Cindy, Natalie, and Lauren arrived.

"You tried framing me, but guess what? I proved the world my innocence by this!" Hayley showed Lucy her hair and wearing this headband. "I know that you dislike headbands and I'd figure wearing it will prove my innocence!"

"Best part is that Hayley broke the 'someone transforms into somebody else and the clone is evil and the real person goes to jail' cliche! Way to go babe!" Jeff cheered.

"So this must be Lucy! Hi, I'm Lauren Frost! Do you like Twilight Sparkle like me?" Lauren offered a handshake.

"Lauren, no! She's evil! She's the reason Zoey went into a state of depression for a thousand years!" Natalie warned.

"Nevermind then!" Lauren crossed her arms.

"Touch me and get this!" Lucy threatened as she snapped her fingers to see a tree disappear. However, the glove holding on to Lucy to make things die by a snap has been snatched…by Rogu. Mary also appeared as she was the one who threw him.

"You're welcome" Mary smiled.

"Rogu likes glove" Rogu said as he eats the glove.

"NO!" Lucy shouted.

"Attack, now!" all the heroes shouted as they attack Lucy successfully. However, with a press of a button, a flying spaceship arrived.

"You have not seen the last of me!" Lucy leaves on her spaceship.

"What's going on?" Mark arrived, along with Joanne and Colleen. "Hayley, I'm so sorry that this happened! I won't forgive myself for this!"

"Mark, it's okay. It's a good thing this happened sooner than later. Who knows? Lucy would have killed us without any of us finding out had she escaped from jail again" Hayley accepts his apology.

"I'm sorry for the ongoing confusion about our relationship Mark" Colleen apologized. "I just wanted to surprise your mother."

"I'm already surprised" Joanned said as she kisses her girlfriend. Hayley quickly covers Mary's eyes.

"Eek! Well, at least you're okay Mom" Mark said as he hugged her.

"Thanks sweetie" Joanne said.

"Shall we?" Colleen asked.

"Yes" Joanne agreed as the last scene shifts to their wedding.

"You may now kiss the bride, uh each other. Just kiss! You guys are officially married" the priest said as Joanne and Colleen share a kiss together. The people at the wedding cheered.

"I love happy endings" Mark teared up.

"Not everyone is happy though" Adaline said.

"You're right. Zoey's arch enemy returned. Don't worry. I promise that she will be defeated once and for all" Mark said. Adaline smiled.

We see Zoey in her pajamas looking out the window while rubbing her belly.

"Pregnant or not, Lucy will be defeated" she said. "I can promise that!"

Meanwhile, we see Lucy inside her spaceship.

"My cloning ability was a test run. It does not matter now. That was just a test run. Soon, I will rule all of Langley Falls!" Lucy shouted.

"Hello Ms. Sheridan! I want in!" it was…the evil hot tub from Hot Tub.

"Hello there Mr. Green. You killed Stan Smith and tricked the audience by bringing him back to life and forcing the characters to sing. I like it! You are in! Let's see who else should be in my team" Lucy looks at the possibilities of who would join her team to defeat the Ultimate Heroes.

"I got it! I can build a…" she starts typing on her computer. "...and bring some old friends back. However, I have to make sure nobody helps her and I mean nobody helps her!" she looks at the photos of Gwen, Cody, Maddie, Rosie, Jaina, Amalia, Andy, Christie, and Mary.

"Where should we go to our honeymoon?" Joanne asked.

"Whatever you like Joanne" Colleen suggested as they sleep in bed together.

Mark sees them and smile. They he goes back to his room.

The scene shifts with Steve sleeping with Zoey after a very stressful week, from fighting Lucy to the wedding.

Steve develops a dream.

(Dream Sequence)

"Welcome to being parents!" Meg cheered as Steve and Zoey arrived with a baby carriage. However, the scene goes entirely black as the carriage disappears. Then, out of nowhere, one by one, their friends disintegrates. First it was Hayley, then Jeff, then Mark, then Adaline, then Emma, then Meg, then Natalie, and so on and so forth.

"Steve, what's going on?!" Zoey panicked.

"I don't know! I don't like this at all!" Steve shouted as he looks down to see his legs being disintegrated.

"NO! This can't be happening!" Zoey shouted as they also disintegrate.

(Dream Sequence Ends)

Steve wakes up, feeling completely sweaty. He then looks at Zoey's belly.

"Please arrive, our child! Mommy and Daddy's lives depend on you" he whispered.

We now see a familiar figure walking around.

"Zoey, I missed you. Please I want to be in again" it was voiced by Jack De Sena.

(Credits Scene)

Mark and Adaline look outside as they look at the sky.

"Adaline, I'm worried about the future" Mark said.

"I'm worried too" Adaline said.

"What does Lucy's return mean for us and the rest of the Ultimate Heroes?" Mark asked.

"I'm not sure. All I know is that heroes like ourselves may never take a vacation, no matter what the situation is" Adaline explained.

"You may be right about that. When should we get married?" he asked.

"Hopefully soon, if not later" she responded.

Each Ultimate Hero are in a 4 by 4 square with Steve, Zoey, Jeff, Hayley, Mark, Adaline, Natalie, and Lauren on the left side, with Meg, Emma, Dylan, Axel, Cindy, Matt, Matthew, and Stacy looking on the right, while staring at each other in opposite directions, preparing for what's to come.

End of Chapter

There you go ladies and gentlemen. To be honest, this season premiere was a lot tougher than expected. Hopefully it goes well. On to the next chapter as I did say I would release two chapters. Enjoy!