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One Month Ago

"It's a girl" the doctor said as a baby girl was born from Zoey. However, another baby was born.

"It's a boy" he added as a baby boy was born.

A Few Weeks Later

Steve and Zoey are seen changing the babies' diapers and feeding them some baby food.

"Yummy! Isn't it delicious?" Steve cooed as baby Wendy smiled.

"It's yummy too huh Luke?" Zoey cooed as she also feeds baby Luke.

Moments later, Steve and Zoey arrived home with the newborn babies in a baby carriage. Stan, Francine, Hayley, Jeff, Mary, Klaus, Roger, Rogu, Katherine, Michael, Kaydence, Natalie, and Lauren were excited to see them.

"Congratulations guys!" Natalie cheered as she first hugged Steve, then hugged her cousin Zoey.

"Hi guys, I'm your aunt Natalie" Natalie told the babies.

"Hi sweeties. I'm aunt Hayley and this is uncle Jeff" Hayley introduced themselves.

"It was wonderful to see that the big day is finally here! Aww, so cute! Come to your grandma!" Katherine smiled as she grabbed Luke and Wendy and kissed them on the cheek.

"Aren't you a little too young to be a grandmother?" Roger asked.

"Aren't you a little too old to be a jackass?" Michael snapped while Katherine covered the twins' ears as Hayley did the same to Mary.

"I'll be quiet now" Roger surrendered.

Later that night, as Luke and Wendy are sleeping in their cribs, Steve arrives to bed looking extremely tired. In fact, he was so tired, he only took off his shirt and went straight to bed wearing only his blue pants.

"Oh man! Who knew that fatherhood was going to be so difficult?" he wondered.

"Babe, it's okay" Zoey arrived wearing a long pink sleep nightgown as she also gets in bed. "Listen, being parents for the first time is not meant to be easy. It's going to take a while. I promise that Luke and Wendy will love us and of course, will be the best kids we ever have."

"I hope you're right" Steve said as right when he was about to kiss his wife on the lips, he instantly went to sleep. Loud snoring occurred from him.

"Get some sleep babe" Zoey chuckled as she pats his head and went to sleep.

The next day, Luke and Wendy covered their parents with baby food all over their bodies. They laughed.

"How in the world did Hayley not struggled with Mary when she was a newborn baby?" Steve wondered.

"I don't know!" Zoey answered.

"We need a break, but we can't though" Steve suggested.

"Like what?" Zoey wondered.

Moments later, the babies calmed down and took their naps. After their naps, Steve and Zoey look at different pamphlets of fun activities, along with the babies' diaper changing time.

"How about this? We got to a summit and learn about how to improve our sex life without having kids again" Steve suggested as he got up to change Luke.

"I don't know. We just had the kids and I don't feel right asking for someone to watch them as we are barely becoming parents" Zoey explained as she is changing Wendy's diaper.

"We can go in a month if that's okay" Steve suggested.

"That works too" Zoey agreed.

One Month Later

We see Hayley cleaning the living room at the Smith household.

(Doorbell rings)

"I got it" Hayley said as she opened the door and it was an extremely exhausted Steve and Zoey while driving a baby carriage.

"Oh my God! How's my favorite niece and nephew?" Hayley smiled.

"I'm good! I was hoping my favorite aunt would watch us for a few hours" Steve said as he was mimicking Luke's voice.

"Sure! I love to! However, I wish Mary and Jeff were here, but they went on a father-daughter kayaking trip today" Hayley said. "Nevertheless, I love to spend some time with my favorite niece and nephew!"

A few moments later, as they all went upstairs to Hayley's room, Hayley grabbed the babies and kissed them on the cheeks and then blew raspberries on their tummies. The babies laugh.

"Luke and Wendy, I got a surprise for you" Hayley said as she opened her closet and out came…a bunch of presents.

"Whoa Hayley, you didn't have to do all of this" Zoey said.

"I know, but I couldn't help myself. I also bought so many toys for Mary when she was born. I can't believe I'm going to be an aunt for the first time ever" Hayley explained as Luke opened one box and inside were two stuffed bears: one was blue and the other was pink. He and Wendy take a bear and made growling sounds but laughed afterwards.

"Exactly! They're bears! You guys are a bunch of smart cookies" Hayley winked as she also had bears and the three played together.

"Well, it looks like things are under control with Hayley, huh?" Zoey wondered.

"She is already a mom, so she should be perfectly fine with the kids" Steve explained.

"I hope they don't cause you too much trouble" Zoey said.

"We put everything over here Hayles" Steve said.

"Uh huh, got it" Hayley said.

"Mashed peas, their favorite" Steve said.

"And diapers! Uh extra diapers! Oh, and backup extra, extra diapers" Zoey added while she chuckled.

"Mashed peas, their favorite. Wait, did I say that already?" Steve wondered.

"Uh huh" Roger nodded as he appeared, along with Rogu, but he is covered with many packages of diapers.

"Oh and this is the most important thing of all, their whammies" Zoey instructed as she takes out two plush turtles.

"Whammies? Why do little babies need these things?" Roger wondered. "And let me guess, the babies named them huh?"

"Yep! The whammies help calm the kids down. Just give them the toy and they will instantly stop crying and they will calm down" Steve explained. "Hayles, you got this?"

"Whammies, of course" Hayley said. "Although, where are you guys going?"

"Steve got tickets to a sex summit in Richmond. Apparently, it's like a porno version of a typical TED talk on improving sex lives without getting kids" Zoey explained.

"Yeah, I shouldn't have asked. Don't worry. I'll take care of Luke and Wendy. Have fun guys" Hayley smiled as the babies waved bye to their parents.

"Mommy and Daddy will be back sweeties" Zoey said as she kissed them on the cheek. Steve does the same. The couple left.

"You guys are already smart just like your mommy and daddy" Hayley winked as the babies try doing the same, but because they are so young, they blinked both of their eyes instead.

"Hayley, good luck watching two kids at the same time" Roger said.

"Well, guess what Roger? You're going to help me, since you're good with kids" Hayley said.

"Rogu likes idea" Rogu said.

"Fine. Like how?" Roger asked.

"I know Roger; however, I just need to feed them really quick" Hayley said as she gets out the mashed peas and gives them spoonfuls to each of the babies, but they refused.

"I got it! Here comes the airplane" she said as they ate the food.

"Easier said than done" Roger snickered as Hayley glared.

Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey see statues of naked art at a museum.

"Steve, why does Michelangelo refuse to wear pants?" Zoey wondered.

"Zoey, I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Besides, he looks weird with or without them" Steve answered as they continued walking.

"Hey, it's that game that Roger and Klaus played when Mark met Adaline for the first time" Zoey said.

(A/E Go back to the chapter called "Fluttershock" back in season 2.)

"Oh yeah!" Steve laughed. However, Mark appeared and shot it with a BB gun.

"Mark, what the f*ck was that about?!" Zoey cursed.

"I wouldn't play that if I were you. It reminds me of how I broke Adaline's heart the first time!" Mark explained.

"Sir, you damaged property. I'm going to have to arrest you for it" a security guard warned.

"Here, I'll give you $1 million if you would shut up and drop this!" Mark writes him a check.

"Nevermind. Besides, I hate that game too! I spent all my life savings trying to beat RogerSmith1600's you!" he leaves.

"Nobody saw this!" Mark said as he left.

"Well, look at the bright side, we're not covered in mashed peas by now" Steve joked as the scene shifts to Hayley, Roger, and Rogu being completely covered by mashed peas. The babies laugh at them. However, Rogu eats the baby food.

"Rogu likes baby food" Rogu said as he finished licking himself.

"I thought mashed peas were their favorite food" Roger crossed his arms.

"It's okay. Mary did the same thing too when she was a baby" Hayley nervously laughed. However, they hear a disgusting poop sound.

"Oh crap!" both Hayley and Roger said in unison.

Later, Hayley takes Wendy and Roger takes Luke as they prepare to change their diapers.

"I can do this. I changed Mary's diapers so many times that it shouldn't be hard" Hayley said as she attempts to clean Wendy, but she farts on her face.

"Oh GOD!" Hayley's face turned bright green and coughs out the gas cloud.

"(Laughs) you got Stinky McStinkPants!" Roger taunted, but Luke did the same.

"Oh come on!" the alien roared as he also coughed out a gas cloud from his breath.

Later, after they successfully changed their diapers, Hayley and Roger read them a story.

"And so the beautiful princess Hayley and the prince Jeff lived happily ever after. Plus the dragon Roger got eaten alive by a…" Hayley read, only for Roger to interrupt.

"Boring!" Roger takes the book and burn it to the fireplace. However, the babies are sleeping on the same crib in Hayley's room.

"They're so cute Roger" Hayley cooed quietly.

"I have to agree on this Hayles" Roger smiled.

However, a spaceship is floating.

"Good, just good" a female familiar voice was heard. "It would be a shame if I were to do…this!" a finger pressed a button on the ship to make a really loud noise. It was so loud that it made Luke and Wendy cry.

"Oh no! What the hell was that?" Hayley wondered as she was going to watch TV, only to get up from the couch and find Luke and Wendy crying from their naps. "Oh no! It's okay sweeties! Aunt Hayley is here to help!"

"Hush little baby, don't you cry! If you do, I'll kick Stan in the ass!" Roger sang as he also tried calming the babies down.

"Roger, where's the whammies?" Hayley asked.

"Right here" Roger said as he pointed them, but for some odd reason, they were destroyed.

"Roger, what did I tell you to control Rogu?!" Hayley snapped.

"Rogu did not do it. It was Daddy" Rogu explained as he pointed at them.

"Uh, he's a snitch!" Roger shouted as he puts Rogu inside a cage. Then he instantly sews the stuffed turtles back to normal and gives them to the crying babies. Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, it did not stop their crying.

"I don't know what to do!" Hayley panicked as she calls Steve.

Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey are about to enter a summit.

(Phone rings)

"Hello?" Steve answered.

"Steve, Luke and Wendy are crying and I have their whammies. I don't know what to do. I even try the lullaby I used on Mary and that also didn't work!" Hayley panicked.

"Hang on" Steve said as he passed his phone to Zoey.

"Hi Hayley. What works to calm the babies down easier is taking them to the park" Zoey suggested.

"I hope you're right. Thanks!" Hayley said as she hangs up her phone and takes the kids to the park. They arrive moments later.

"Okay kids, let's go play" she said as she and Roger took them out of the carriage. Zoey was right as they calmed down right away. As they play on the sandbox, an evil ship was watching them.

"Hayley Smith, we meet again!" it was Lucy Sheridan.

"Should we strike now?" the hot tub asked.

"Patience my friend" Lucy answered.

Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey listen to a presentation.

"Next, what you want to do is take a condom and look carefully at how it is put onto the penis" the instructor said as he puts a condom on a peeled banana.

"Remind me to never eat banana bread ever again" Zoey whispered.

"You bet" Steve agreed.

Back at the park, Hayley and Roger took Luke and Wendy to the swings. The kids are laughing and having a good time.

"See, everything is fine Hayley. There's nothing to worry about" Roger smiled.

"I should give Steve a call" Hayley suggested as Rogu took over her spot as she calls her brother.

"Hello?" Steve answered.

"How's it going little brother?" Hayley wondered.

"Things are going well Hayley. In fact, I think Zoey is ready for some loving. Sorry I can't talk right now. At least the kids are doing well thanks to Zoey's idea. I gotta go!" Steve said as he hangs up the phone as he sees Zoey doing a sexy pose while standing behind a glass door, with her pants down, revealing her pink lace panties. She draws a heart with her red lipstick on the glass. She then removes her shirt and throws it to the ground.

"Oh hell yes! " Steve said as his clothes and whitey tights were removed and we see Steve's underwear landing on…Hans Moleman's plate of food.

"Excuse me sir, there's a fly on my platter" Moleman explained.

"Well just eat around it dammit!" the restaurant worker ordered.

"Yes sir" Moleman sadly responded.

Back at the park, Hayley feeds the kids some ice cream.

"I think this was a pretty eventful day, don't you think…" Hayley was about to finish, only for a spaceship to arrive.

"Not again!" Hayley shouted.

"Hello Hayley! I was expecting you again! Guess what? I can take the kids for you if you like" Lucy Sheridan arrived.

"Never!" Hayley shouted.

"I wasn't asking for your permission!" Lucy threatened as she stretches out her hands, which turns into tentacles. She successfully takes both Luke and Wendy. The babies cry in fear.

"No! Luke! Wendy!" Hayley cried but she was attacked by Lucy with a powerful beam.

"Shut it! Make one move and the babies will die!" Lucy threatened with laser guns on their foreheads.

"No!" both Luke and Wendy shouted.

"What…did…you…say?" Lucy questioned.

"No! Die evil lady!" the twins said in unison.

"You're a meanie!" Luke shouted.

"You're a bully!" Wendy added.

(A/E Baby Luke is voiced by Erica Mendez and Baby Wendy is voiced by Jessica DiCicco.)

"Oh my God, they can speak!" Hayley smiled as she got up.

"How can you talk when you're barely a month old?!" Lucy twitched her eyes.

"You see…" Luke recalled as a flashback of Steve and Zoey receiving special baby food from Adaline.

"Our aunt gave us food in which we can learn to talk right away if we are in danger. Once we do, we can talk normal the rest of our lives instead of having to wait" Luke explained.

"Thanks to our aunt, we know what's going on and what want to say" Wendy said.

"Okay good. Those will be the first AND last words you'll ever say! Too bad Mommy and Daddy aren't here!" Lucy cackled, only for the babies to spit on her eyes, blinding her.

"What the hell?!" she screamed.

"Rogu tells Lucy to leave!" Rogu shouted as he headbutts Lucy back inside the ship.

"And this too!" Hayley takes out a bow and arrow and shoots Lucy's arm, thus making it bleed.

"I will be back! You may have won this round!" Lucy shouted as she left.

"Aunt Hayley!" Luke and Wendy arrived as they are free from her.

"How did you…" Hayley wondered.

"It's a long story" Wendy said.

"Can we go home now?" Luke asked.

"Sure" Hayley smiled as they all went home.

Later that night, we see Steve wearing a bathrobe as Zoey enters wearing the same thing.

"Are you ready?" Zoey asked.

"You bet" Zoey said as she removed her bathrobe, revealing her pink bra and panties. Steve removed his robe, revealing his white briefs. They couple start kissing once again as they grabbed each other and put their hands around each other's body. As Steve attempted to unhook his wife's bra, he stopped for a moment.

"Come on Steve. Take off your panties" Zoey said in a suggestive tone.

"Wait, what are we doing?" Steve asked.

"What's wrong?" Zoey wondered.

"Zoey, we should be with the kids. Everything we saw today reminds me of the twins. I mean look at this: the bathrobes we wore are the kids' favorite colors. The bed we are sleeping in was the same bed we were in when we had sex and where you got pregnant. Look what's on TV" Steve said as he turns on the TV and it plays Sesame Street.

"Are you saying you miss them already?" Zoey wondered.

"Yes I do" Steve said.

"Guess what? Me too!" Zoey confessed.

"What should we do?" Steve wondered.

"Go to them. If you want them, go to them" someone said.

"Were you stalking us?" Zoey asked in a fearful tone.

"Listen, do you want to see the kids or not?" the guy asked.

"Let's just go" Steve said as he and his wife got dressed and quickly left.

"And yes it was me!" it was…Quagmire.

"WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE?" the who else but Quagmire guy appeared, only for Axel to knock both of them out with a baseball bat.

"You're welcome" Axel winked at the audience.

Later, Steve and Zoey arrived home. They see Hayley playing with the babies.

"Tag! You're it!" Hayley said as Wendy got her.

"Oh no! I'm it!" Hayley said.

"Hi guys!" Zoey smiled.

"Mommy! Daddy!" Luke and Wendy said in unison.

"How did they…" Steve wondered.

"Lucy invaded again, but thanks to Luke and Wendy, Langley Falls is saved once again" Hayley explained.

"That's good enough for us" Zoey smiled. "This will definitely make things a lot easier! Come on kids. Let's go home!"

"Come on kiddies! Say goodbye to your aunt Hayley!" Steve said as he, Zoey, and the kids waved bye to him.

"See you again guys" Hayley said. Once they left, she started to cry a bit. She went upstairs to see that Steve's room is completely empty.

"I miss you already Steve. I know that you have to live with your wife to raise the kids, but I hope you're okay."

The scene ends with Lucy getting a mechanical arm.

"There! Nobody can stop me now!" she shouted as a familiar person appeared.

"I want in! I killed Max Jets and I can kill all the Smiths and Wilsons and take all their money as well" it was…Gina from Max Jets.

"You're a bitch! I love it!" Lucy smiled as she offered a handshake.

End of Chapter

For scheduling purposes, I think that I will upload a new chapter every other episode. Maybe I'll load up one once a week, but it depends on my chapter. So if you don't see a new one next week, expect one on the following. Read and review and see you next time.