Aight due to popular demand (One review lol) the green lanterns and some of our villains will have a run-in at some stage do not worry.
"Alright junior what's next on the agenda?" Cell asked.
Junior sighed "I honestly don't care I mean you almost got us killed!"
Cell smiled "Oh please that boy scout won't kill anyone anyways I reckon we go to a place called uh... Gotham City?"
Junior frowned "I recognize that name from one of my comics."
"Comics? You were born literally yesterday!" Cell replied.
"Bitch I'm cultured," Junior replied.
Cell sighed before shouting "Nerd! Anyway, so anything cool in Gotham?"
Junior smiled "Yeah it's all dark and gloomy real cool you know?"
"You would fit right in edge lord." Cell taunted.
"And you would also fit it mass murderer seriously the way you sucked up people you belong in Arkham.!" Junior retorted.
"Ok, firstly you know how? Secondly, what's Arkham?" Cell asked.
"Mental asylum for deranged psychopaths caught by the infamous Batman!" Junior replied.
"Ok, so what are his powers? Flight? Invisibility?" Cell asked.
"He has none," Junior said dryly.
"Boring! Well anyway I know where we are taking Broly soon seriously he needs a therapist!" Cell said.
"Why because he's retarde-" Junior was cut off as Cell shouted, "Junior don't say that!"
"Such a bore." Junior rolled his eyes.
"Ok now let's take a field trip to Gotham!" Cell shouted.
"Now I'm slightly excited by the way can we hit up the asylum I want to see if poison ivy is in there," Junior said.
"Poison who? Isn't that a plant?" Cell said.
"So uncultured guess it wouldn't work anyway since we don't have dicks... Design flaw if you ask me." Junior replied.
Cell looked disgusted before sighing "Whatever let's just go."
(In space.)
"So what's next?" Cooler asked Bojack.
"Imma start me own pirate crew!" Bojack replied "Yarr haharr!"
"Well, why you galivant like an idiot with your little sausage fest I will be establishing my dominance as the ruler of the universe!" Cooler proclaimed.
"Dare you to hit up Apokolips to see how well you fare," Bojack replied.
"Apokolips? Who named that some teenage edge lord?" Cooler frowned.
"Name is Darkseid he's like Frieza but way stronger well depending on the canon," Bojack replied.
"Canon what?" Cooler sighed "Your a dolt you know?"
"Bet they know what I'm on about... Well, at least I hope so." Bojack said before flying away from Cooler.
"Ok, now where to start?" Cooler frowned then he perked up "Over there looks good just hope there is no police force..." (Epic foreshadowing)
(Later)
"God dammit!" Cooler shouted as he was thrown in a Sciencell.
He then heard the sniggers from other prisoners.
"Oh shut up like you guys are any better!" Cooler shouted.
Then he heard a knock from the top of his jail cell.
"What is it?" Cooler sighed.
"So newbie? You know the pecking order around here?" The prisoner asked.
"We can't even leave our cells for exercise what fucking pecking order!" Cooler shouted exasperated.
"Don't drop the soap." The prisoner said evilly.
They all heard a moan in the distance.
"What?" Cooler said confused,
"Oh, never mind anyway what you in for? Also, a name would be nice" The nameless prisoner asked.
"Names Cooler and I'm here because I was clearing out planets and stars so I would have room for my future base," Cooler replied.
"Clearing out?" The prisoner prompted.
"Destroying? Come on surely you know what I meant?"
The prisoner gulped "Oh uh yeah of course you know I always destroy planets and stars and stuff."
"I find that hard to believe," Cooler replied, and then he heard distant explosions and someone yelling.
"That normal?" Cooler asked.
"No not really." The prisoner replied. Then he continued "By the way not going to ask for my name.?"
Cooler smirked "As if talking to scum like you is mere entertainment as I bide my time until I find an escape!" Then Cooler frowned as he swore he recognized the voice.
The he heard loud shivering and one word.
"Kakakrot!"
Cooler jumped as he heard it and started banging on his sciencell.
"Dammit! Let me out of here I just escaped hell!" Cooler yelled in fear.
"Wait Nekron revived you?" The prisoner asked.
"Who the fuck is Nekron? And no anyway that's fucking Broly out there we are going to die!" Cooler shouted.
"Broly? Who's that?" The prisoner asked.
"Broly is a steroid monkey on crack who is incredibly stupid but terrifying!" Cooler shouted over the screams of green lanterns.
"How bad?" The prisoner asked just as the planet blew up leaving Broly Cooler some green lanterns and a few stronger prisoners alive.
Then Broly made eye contact with Cooler and pointed at him "You are Broly's bitch!"
Cooler screamed in terror and flew away faster than the flash when he saw food from the mutant Saiyan luckily his attention span was lower than a goldfish and that would be an insult to goldfish.
(Lord Slug)
"Oh good this is so terribly boring." Slug sighed as he flew his slow ship through space.
"I should have stayed in HFIL or something or better yet Earth this shit is so boring!"
Slug frowned as he started contemplating his past.
"Those bitches who killed me called me ripoff king Piccolo whoever that fucker is!"
He then remembered his minions "Ah I remember them." He sighed fondly then he listed them off.
"The fat stupid one the zesty one the one with a weird power and the really ugly one oh yeah and the captain I suppose." Slug nodded.
Then he remembered the letter he got from Guru all those years ago.
"That fat asshole bragging about having a slave! Wish I had slaves right now they would be really helpful!" There was no response of course and the Emperor Namekian sighed.
"Guess I'm more like Piccolo than I thought." Slug said sadly.
(In an empty galaxy surrounded by empty galaxies)
"heheroahanroar!" Buu shouted as he finished chowing on the galaxy he turned into a bunch of candy one planet at a time.
"Hey, pink ugly bastard!" A voice said and Buu turned to see a massive spaceship with a voice projecting from it somehow the sound traveled despite there being no sound in space.
However, Buu was both too stupid and bored to care so he stuck his tongue out before spitting on the ship.
"Oh naw! This pink fucker had the audacity to spit on my ship! Alright boys fill this pink bastard with lead!" The captain said.
However, one soldier pointed a key detail out.
"Um, Captain we don't have bullets we have lasers!" A soldier said.
"Light them up with lasers is a quote for bitches!" The Captain replied.
Then many beams were fired at Buu who dodged by swaying side to side.
That pink pudgy punk has some moves I'll give him that but nothing on me-!" The ship was then nuked into oblivion as Buu laughed maniacally to himself.
(With Cell and Junior)
"Holy shit Junior look at the carnage!" Cell shouted as the two watched nighttime Gotham descends into chaos as crime accelerated to its usual pace.
"This is lower than normal," Junior said quickly surprising Cell.
"Oh well in that case let's indulge in the fun shall we?" Cell smirked.
I'll focus on more DC heroes next chapter don't worry anyways see ya later!"
