Total Drama X: Hotel Rockies
Episode 2: Painting the Hotel Red
Part 2!

Yeah, finally back into the swing of things, the squid kids might be getting some help from the previously eliminated contestants since there ain't enough guns, action or even manpower

The eliminated contestants (Bottom 40 or so):
Sora, Scout, Rebecca, Luigi, Jessica Rabbit, Kate Alen & Cheng Xiaoshi Zee, Damien, Chloe Bourgeois, Vinny, He Dachun & Kitty (from RR)
Cuphead, Chika Fujiwara, Shingo Yabuki, Trevor Belmont, Princess Daisy, Gru, She-Hulk, Broly, Fred Jones & Angelia Avalone
Jam Kuradoberi, Denji, Papyrus, Tangle, Bugs Bunny & King Dedede
Eda Clawthorne, Eris Greyrat, Roxanne Wolf, Broly & Leorio Padaknight

The still safe contestants (The top 42):
Yor, Lusamine, Mr. Shark AKA Lou, Master Tigress, Juri Han, Shermie, Silver The Hedgehog, Doctor Livesey, Shigeo Kageyama AKA Mob, Snively, Reagan Ridley & Scudworth
Asahi Kobe, Dark Pit, Shrek, Mirabel, Goldilocks, Kitty Katswell, Captain Amelia, Parvana, Isabella Shapiro, Falco Lombardi & Okuyasu Nijimura
Pannacotta Fugo, Mr. Gar, Katie Mitchell, Kaiji Itou, Satsuki Miyonshita, Mermista, Kirishima, Izzy Moonbow, Speedy Gonzalez, Larry, Brian Griffin & Esmerelda
Fenneko, Judy Hopps, Spamton, Olivia Octavius, Clover, "Big" Jack Horner & Mai Shiranui

PLEASE REVIEW because I want to do some serious improvement on my fics and I don't really know my limits right now.

Goodguygary: I dunno who you're talking about, I'm pretty sure Asahi Kobe was against that stuff, lmao. Anyways, RIP Sato and Taiyo, twin bozos.

Ginrai12: As you could already see, it's Hide and Seek: Splatoon Edition and to be fair, I aim to portray a bit of a complicated game and I'm glad you liked how Juri and Jam was protated here!

1602jaw: She-Hulk might be off, but the show's not good, so I'm going by the comics. Damien's alright (in this episode) and you know, I promise you something that I'm proud of!


"And we're back and for those of you streaming on whatever service this ends up, hope you got your food! Because we've got about forty-something contestants and they are definitely survivors of something!" Topher announced, almost mocking the few that got lucky.

...

Speaking of luck, it was a total surprise to Izzy, Shrek and Speedy that they even managed to get this far considering Shrek could be smelled from a mile away.

"Just because you smell terrible doesn't mean anything." Izzy said, not helping. "And your stench makes you unique."

"I already got enough of that from Donkey, I don't care if you're his cousin."

"Yikes, imagine calling anypony that!" Izzy said, not breaking a smile.

Shrek and Speedy looked at her like she flipped a star of Hollywood over.

"Gonna assume it's a different thing."

"Geez, my friend's a donkey and he calls himself Donkey. Nothing bad about it."

"Sorry."

Speedy had something like this.

"Not gonna lie, I've dealt with crud like this and it came off worse!" Speedy remarked. "Anyways, so what do we do?"

"Uhhh, unicorn magic!" Izzy shouted.

These guys were kind of on the lower floors of the hotel AKA not the ground floor and where the more interesting stuff was thanks to about two thirds of the cast fighting there with guns that Topher allowed them to have for some reason.

Izzy covered them in glitter.

"Well, that wasn't bad." Izzy stated. "Maybe those squid kids won't tell the difference."

"I think they will-"

Shrek and Speedy definitely heard a cabinet accidentally with a wacky centaur-looking lady that was stuck in a cabinet and relieved to see some other unsplatted contestants, as Izzy magically pulled the door open to reveal Glendale.

Who was supposed to be three floors down.

"You were upstairs! What are you doing here?!" Izzy shouted.

"Uh, I was never here, goodbye!" Glendale shrieked, before realising that these guys weren't clothed in ink.

She then breathed.

"Oh, it's you guys."

"Of course it is." Shrek simply replied, exasperated. "You have no idea what it's like to almost get caught so many times."

"Nah, I get it. Got caught in prison a few times and got some nice muscles that just disappeared, but mainly in here!" Glendale exclaimed. "Uh-"

Brian Griffin jumped out of Glendale's belly, freaking everyone that wasn't the centaur girl out and the state he was a little unsurprising for a portal belly.

"What the hell was that?!" Brian exclaimed, covered in a bit of oil.

"The car that got stuck in there?" Glendale said.

"Really? Let's just go." Brian said with a serious sense of urgency.

It didn't even matter that the trio was glittered up and Brian and Glendale weren't, but they were all sprinting away to some hidden places within one of the several basements that most of the remaining players were in.

And they all stopped to take in the mostly confusing corridors of the first level basement, which was a surprisingly bad idea when suddenly a painted contestant came back.

"Whew, thank god, there's a fellow friend here!" Izzy said with relief.

"I don't think he's much of a friend, but there ain't any more of the Inkling guys." Brian answered, as Scout scoffed at him.

"Shut up, you ain't no shooter, you're just a dog." Scout argued, apparently back in the game. "Matta of fact, I don't see any of you aside from the mouse guy doing the shootin'."

"Hey, thanks."

Speedy realised something, as Shrek shook hands with Scout.

"Why are ya here?"

"Don't take it too seriously, he's probably allowed to come back." Shrek said. "Because his time's up."

Izzy and Glendale cozied up to the Scout and that was definitely a mistake, when he pulled out a gun, a time honoured classic and Brian and Speedy officially booked it.

"Why do you have a gun?!" Glendale shouted.

"How the hell do you know what a gun is?" Scout said, shooting her. "Anyways."

Scout got Izzy and managed to get Shrek in the gut.

"Wait, why are you doing this?!" Glendale shrieked.

"Are ya stupid, I'm here to get immunity."

Shrek did an understanding nod, as Glendale looked offended.

Also, Brian actually got hit and so did Speedy.

"Brian Griffin, Glendale, Izzy and Speedy are all out of the game and it's still decently far away from the end of this challenge! By the way, something's changed, ain't telling what it is!"

*Glendale's confessional*

She was rubbing her not really painted head.

"That was quite the tough challenge, but I bet that Horse would be disappointed than I didn't get further-"

She looked around.

"-or would she be happy that I helped someone."

*Brian's confessional*

His fur was definitely shaken up.

"I would have said thanks to that crazy centaur, but I got chased by a car that genuinely wanted nothing but to see my own demise, so I forgot." Brian said. "And she did take me involuntarily."

*Confessional cut*


As for the wholesome boys, Kirishima, Mai Shiranui and Mr. Gar were up against the odds, literally the three of them were taking their survival instincts to the next level in that same basement, being behind a random brick wall in some hallway corners.

They even heard the five-kill streak, basically doing a barricade of sorts and also, there was someone unwanted that was plainly sitting behind them.

"Jack, get outta here, I don't care about you villain-ness!" Mr. Gar shouted.

"Well, I don't mind being a villain. Also, I literally tried to protect all of you for reasons that have nothing to do with being good."

"Oh, what, like an alliance?"

"Maybe or maybe not, I don't care about you goody two-shoes fellas."

"Shut up, you two!"

Mai Shiranui got the attention out of plain frustration.

"It ain't about doing good, it's about immunity and do you know what happened to the guy who argued with everybody? He lost and barely didn't make the merge and he's certainly not winning now!"

Mr. Gar and Big Jack were definitely taken aback by Mai basically attracting all sorts of attention in the weirdly lit hub of hallways at the bottom, which definitely reverberated.

"Sorry, Jack. Thought you were being dishonest." Mr. Gar spoke, swallowing his pride and even adjusting his glasses.

"...I am being dishonest, but that's beside the point. I came here to win."

Mai gave an incredulous look, as did Mr. Gar and Kirishima, ignoring the adults' argument, looked around to see an unfair sight around two of the hallways.

By the way, Topher still didn't tell people about some of the eliminated contestants coming back to cause some interference, which Rebecca was too happy to do towards the now blocking Mr. Gar, who easily saw the gun.

"GET BEHIND ME FELLAS!" The store manager yelled.

Kirishima and Mai heard him loud and clear, as Rebecca started firing.

"What's up, motherfuckers?!" She screamed, as the two heroes were trying to think. "I'm about to get myself some immunity!"

Mr. Gar easily got hit, as Kirishima and Mai looked at the store manager with sadness.

"You don't know us, though?!" Mai shouted.

"Just go before you get eliminated!" Gar shouted, the glasses dropping off.

"YES, SIR!"

Kirishima was far behind Mai and he wasn't lucky either, as the ninja was up against the green shooter.

"Shit, Jack teleported!" Mai realised. "That stupid mountain of a man."

Rebecca stopped once she realised Mai was dodging it like a pro.

"Kirishima and Mr. Gar have been eliminated and Mai Shiranui has barely dodged elimination, though there's something important I need to say...but it can wait a bit!"

*Rebecca's confessional*

She dropped her gun on the ground.

"Nah, this gun is preem...if you're a baby. Ayo, Mai, I'm coming for your dumb ass ASAP before I learn how to do that ninja stuff, since I got a gun."

*Confessional cut*

Back with the now teleported Jack Horner, Goldie, Mei and Eris weren't expecting the villain to get the jump on them in a literal sense.

"Yeesh, that one-time teleportation spell came in handy." Jack commented to himself. "Anyways, you girls need a big...man?"

Mei was all panda now, mostly out of surprise.

"Didn't know you guys hated teleporting."

"I didn't know that there was teleporting!" Mei shouted. "You just scared us and gave our position away!"

Jack scoffed at the trio.

"Yeesh, I should've stayed with those other guys."

Goldilocks and Eris pointed their swords at the big man in the basement, as any attention would make any shooter gravitate towards any runner.

Eris and Goldie basically pointed towards the Inklings in the distance.

*Goldilocks' confessional*

She was plainly frustrated with the re-appearance of BIG JACK HORNER.

"All of the people on this cast who I don't really like that much and it has to be the really annoying twat with a nanny bag that teleports in!"

*Confessional cut*


Other people had powers or were good at and there were a lot of people who plainly got lucky due to the challenge, which was about to change.

"So, 6 of the eliminated contestants are joining the inklings to try and shoot you for immunity and trust me, they're good shooters!"

"Oh, we're screwed." Fenneko said.

"Is it because we all decided to come into the closet?" Katie Mitchell asked. "Because there's enough space for everyone."

"Not exactly what I meant. I mean, if we all get stuck together, we're going to get bombarded by paint." Fenneko groaned. "And I'm pretty sure I'm under your armpit."

"Uhhhh-"

"[New Challengers], welcome to the humble abode of the [janitor's closet] where we have only the [toughest challengers] hiding from a bunch of squid kids and [traitors]!" Spamton introduced the location loudly, as the ten or so other players were in there.

The conversation got interrupted by a bunch of interrupting voices.

"Oh god, I thought there would be reasonable people." Amelia said.

"But the guy's funny!" Okuyasu shouted.

"And annoying, to boot." Satsuki said.

Yeah, space was at a premium, as Kaiji wasn't into smelling anyone's armpits, not even Shermie's and it got real awkward in a positive way.

"Lady, can you please move?" Kaiji asked, partially muffled.

"I guess so, but you look quite sad." Shermie playfully remarked, Kaiji clearly stuck in her pits.

"I'm sad about smelling your armpits, miss."

Kaiji somehow got out of the pits.

"Okuyasu, this place is crowded already, maybe we should-"

Clover realised something important.

"-do you think that, like, my boyfriend's okay? Or that maybe we'll be easy targets?"

"Nah, don't be such a [debbie downer], we're going to be in this [$?!&] for a while!" Spamton shouted. "Not even the IRS can get here!"

Everyone could hear each other.

"Of course, they can't, this is Canada!" Satsuki replied, before hearing some knocks. "I doubt it's the IRS."

"Or anyone else getting in." Amelia stated. "Watch yourselves."

Speaking of doors opening, they were certainly opened by nothing, as the ten competitors decided that it would be a good time to book it, except when you're all bunched up together.

"IT'S A TRAP!" Amelia shouted.

"WHAT?" Okuyasu unhelpfully yelped.

Anyways, the Inklings hopped into the janitor's closet and attacked everybody with relentless ink and somehow dodged the cleaning supplies.

"Well, so much for sneaking around in closets." Kitty Katswell said, everyone glaring at her. "What, it's really obvious advice, so what is with all of the looks?"

"Okuyasu, Captain Amelia, Kaiji, Spamton, Fenneko, Katie, Shermie, Kitty Katswell and Satsuki have been eliminated in a row! And Clover, and somehow, Mai Shiranui got caught on the way, that's nine people gone already!"

Clover and Mai were stuck together, ink on their hair.

"Oh my god, this got all on my hair?!" Clover whined.

"You know, RIGHT?!" Mai whined back.

*Okuyasu's confessional*

He was in a bad mood.

"Damn it, I thought I had an air-tight strategy by going into this awesome closet. I don't know how those Inklings found us!" He complained. "I'm gonna punch something."

His stand was doing the punch.

And his head ended up carrying the bucket of water.

*Fenneko's confessional*

The fox office worker was a little incensed, though it quickly left.

"In retrospect, maybe hanging out with everybody in a closet was a questionable idea, but I didn't really have many options. Plus I did manage to hang out with ten people, even if there wasn't space for them."

*Confessional cut*

Okay, we've got about 26 contestants and some of these guys would potentially be cream of the crop, but we've gotta get back to the Big Jack and Co. people, who didn't exactly like being called that.

One paragraph ago, Goldie pointed to the Inklings that were slowly heading their way and this inspired Jack Horner, which no-one liked to do for one reason.

There was only twelve seconds of silence before-

"BANG, BANG, BANG!"

Eris got hit directly, Mei turned panda to even block it and Goldie got pushed back a fair distance.

"...Why?!" Mei shouted. "It's not a wise move."

"Miss, I came here for immunity!" Jack had to brag. "See ya!"

"Hey, wait!"

Goldie managed to dodge the ink shots, as Eris and Mei got hit by the Inkling snipers.

*Mei's confessional*

The big orange panda girl groaned.

"How do you get this old and end up being that much of a jerk. I hope he doesn't get immunity and, uhhhh, change his ways!" She proclaimed.

*Confessional cut*

As Goldilocks tried to fight with the big 'ol villain himself, she managed to bump into two very different girls with family problems and it was quite literal, too.

"What the 'ell, Jack's getting away!" Goldie told Mirabel.

"Uh, we've got bigger problems-" Mirabel told her back.

And then a sniping round went off to eliminate someone else.

Goldilocks, Mirabel and Parvana weren't exactly a well-trained trio, especially the Afghan girl who only got some flashbacks.

"Come on!"

These three were going to give chase.

"In a stone cold move, Big Jack actually sends Eris and Meilin out of the game! And Scudworth got sniped in that box again!"

*Scudworth's confessional*

He was miffed, as Butlertron consoled him.

"It's okay, Wesley, the box was a move."

"I know, right?!" Scudworth started to rant. "That one guy did it and I don't see him getting caught, so how did I mess up? Even if that kid is a great sniper and could definitely shoot deer!"

*Confessional cut*

These three girls were in a blind chase in that one basement level for the stone cold pie maker.

"I'm sorry, but I don't know what I did to deserve this!" Parvana said in a sort of haze.

"I don't really know either, but I promise we're going to be okay." Mirabel told her.

"Are you sure?"

"I think so."

Goldilocks wasn't really convinced for obvious reasons, but she didn't really have much of a choice.


Surprisingly, nearly everybody was on the floor just below the roof and wondered how this hotel even ended up right here and these guys didn't really have the powers to counteract the ink.

Dark Pit and Asahi were together.

"What do you mean dirty adult stinks?" Dark Pit asked.

"It means someone who's a dirty adult, simple enough." Asahi tried to gruffly answer.

"But how?"

"They did things with my sister." Asahi almost cut the angel off.

Dark Pit could tell by Asahi's murderous look that he shouldn't really ask any more questions, so it turned into one thing.

"So, who do you want to send home tonight?" Dark Pit said.

"Hopefully, that Lusamine lady." Asahi spoke. "I can kinda tell she's up to something bad. Not really dirty, just bad."

"I don't think that's how it's going to work, she could be really useful to whatever team we end up in." Dark Pit replied. "She has those Pokemon after all."

"I get this weird feeling about her, that's about it."

Dark Pit shrugged.

"Fair."

These two were carefully wielding their weapons of paint war easily as compared to the third person, who escaped the Janitor Closet Massacre with only her wits and size.

She even sneaked up on them and immediately get smacked in the face.

"OW!" Judy yelped. "What was that?!"

"You tried sneaking up on us." Asahi answered, monotone.

"Yeah...I feel like we've got a great trio here." Judy said.

"I didn't know that you existed before that moment!" Dark Pit answered. "And I'm sorry."

"Sure you are. Let's just survive."

The trio were sure that they were feeling each other's tension walking through the bootleg restaurant with the extra manpower, Jack Horner and each other's lack of interactions.

*Judy's confessional*

The rabbit sighed.

"Last time, I pretty much was like a picture in the middle of a random art gallery.

*Confessional cut*

Larry and Falco were one franchise with one movie that people like away from a comedy duo and also, crawling between tables.

"You're still not a Pokemon?" Larry said.

"No, man." Falco whispered. "I'm a bird."

These two were smooth enough, bumping their heads under the first table and then the second table.

"Seriously, how are you this clumsy?" Falco squawked at him.

"Even if I'm a gym leader, I'm still a normal guy." Larry told him.

Larry realised that it wasn't a good idea to stick with this bird, as he crawled out from under the table slowly and surely, as Falco sighed in relief.

"Phew, some space for me at last." Falco whispered, as the space pilot kept his eyes peeled for any rando.

The space pilot waited for a single minute, before paint-covered shoes came about and he made sure that his breathing was paced evenly and quiet, letting the attackers pass him by.

The only problem was that Falco wasn't that big, just noticeable.

"You got a minute?"

Falco didn't want to hear Vinny and DEFINITELY didn't want to be picked up by him.

"Not like I got a choice."

Larry was behind the secondary counter when Falco got hit by the paint.

"Falco's eliminated and it's not like there isn't a lot of people left in the game! There's about 24 people left!" Topher announced.

Larry turned to be face-to-face with Fugo, a gangster and a hard-working gym leader stuck in the same area and immediately, things got odd.

"Hello, man with weird clothes." Larry introduced himself.

"Why are you so monotone?" Fugo whispered in a confrontational manner. "We're so close to the enemy."

"I've been a gym leader for many years, I've done worse."

Fugo gaped at this guy's oddly casual statement, but then he closed his mouth, as the two of them were keeping real close with each other.

*Larry's confessional*

"I'm being painted by some kids, nothing that serious about it. Compared to working a weeks worth of overtime, now that's something!" He said, as he adjusted his tie.

*Confessional cut*

Larry and Fugo were casually hanging out besides the same counter, ready to use whatever means that they could to not get covered in paint, sitting behind the counter.

It was mainly sitting around, though Larry had an important question.

"What's with the clothes?" Larry asked.

"They're custom-made." Fugo admitted quietly. "Why do you wear those kind of gloves?"

"I work two jobs and these gloves are important to the job."

"Interesting."

These two heard a little something, Larry slowly pulling out some Pokeballs, but when the Splat Bombs come from above-

SPLAT

-they couldn't properly see that coming in and neither of them were happy.

"THAT'S QUITE RIDICULOUS!" Fugo yelled, seeing the Inkling wave. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"

"Larry and Fugo are eliminated, literally down to 22! Seven people will be eliminated before they get immunity!"

*Falco's confessional*

He was shaking the paint off his feathers.

"Oh man, that guy was mad and he's still mad even now!"

You could hear someone shouting.

"See, I bet that's him."

*Confessional cut*


The science was all gathered into one area, which even included one of the mothers of all time, all wearing some form of white uniform or white clothing and then there was Yor.

Stuck in the middle of a random room, discussing strats.

"How about an alliance of sorts?"

Snively got Olivia and Lusamine intrigued, but Reagan and Yor were a little bit more wary.

"An alliance of incredibly strong people in smarts and brawn and I can see that all of us combined would be able to rule the game quite simply. If we're a strong enough alliance, us five could make it through most of the challenges, eliminating whoever stands in our way."

Yor was wholly worried, starting to suspect that this was an evil alliance.

"Uh-" Yor said. "-I don't know about this."

"Yeah, I don't think it's going to work like that. Any alliance I'm a part of is going to be Survivor-style if anything!" Reagan loudly spoke. "Not really trying to sabotage people, just trying to win fairly."

Yor nodded, as Olivia observed the silent tension.

"Well, if you think it's that simple then go make one." Snively spoke clearly.

"It's the first challenge, calm down!" Reagan shouted.

"I'm bringing a proposal to you that you would understand."

"And I'm saying that I'm not interested in your bullshit."

These two realised that they were being loud as all hell and decided to quiet down, as Olivia and Lusamine were sitting down next to each other to catch each other's vibe.

"Snively has the right idea, you know?" Lusamine asked with a smug grin.

"He really doesn't have it right now. The first challenge isn't absolutely over, things could change wildly." Olivia replied.

Reagan and Snively looked at each other.

"Give it a challenge and I'll consider the options!" Reagan negotiated.

"That's reasonable, though you don't need to be so confrontational. It is the first challenge, after all." Snively said, scowling.

The four potential villains and the assassin mom then heard knocks from the big door and they all knew that it was time to get outta there any way possible.

Especially since the obvious duo wasn't going to make it easy, their presence caught through the slowly opening door, all of them current contestants trying to find another way out, vent included.

"Hello, fellas, I'm here for the elimination!" Scudworth shouted, literally just wearing a headband.

"Come on, it's not that serious-OH GOD!" Reagan said.

Scudworth was packing heat and the Splatoon equivalent of rocket launchers.

"Listen, I'm gonna be in this alliance, ink or no ink!" Scudworth replied, as the launchers automatically fired.

"There's no alliance, guy." Olivia stated, before the ink rained on everybody.

*Reagan's confessional*

She had a white piece of paper.

"You win some challenge, you lose some challenges and you better believe that I'm just trying to get a feel for this weird game. You know, to not be a dumbass stuck in an alliance that doesn't help them and end up being cannon fodder." Reagan stated. "I just have this feeling that Snively wanted me to be cannon fodder when that comes."

*Yor's confessional*

She was shaking with paint and whatnot.

"This was one of my other jumpers! Oh no, what do I do?" Yor asked, practically being a deer in headlights.

*Confessional cut*

"Reagan, Snively, Olivia, Lusamine and Yor all got caught in the same room and got a little bit too comfortable! The final 17 are strong and most of y'all are about to get immunity!"


Isabella, Parvana, Goldilocks and Mirabel were four young girls that all had very different backgrounds and very different sets of clothes, but they did share being decently physical.

Currently, they were stuck in the middle of the now abandoned and paint-covered third floor.

"Are you not gonna question how we can understand each other?" Parvana asked. "How do we all speak the same language?"

"Yeah, that's a good question. You speak Arabic, right?" Isabella answered.

Parvana nodded.

"I should be, anyway. And Mirabel also speaks a different language."

"I do-WAIT, SHE'S RIGHT!" Mirabel shouted. "That is a really good question!"

Goldilocks was trying to not facepalm, so opted to pinch her nose in regret.

"Maybe it's a godly intervention from Allah, so that we can all understand each other." Parvana said with a smile. "...Maybe it's not good to get an answer."

"That's true, Topher probably did something." Isabella stated. "Total Drama always has some wacky science shenanigans."

"I still don't know what he is." Parvana said, shaking his head. "I can tell he's not a good man."

"Gotta be honest, I don't really care about that kind of bollocks, I just want Jack to get eliminated. Plus that sounds like some magic business." Goldie commented.

The other three girls had a moment of pause, after crouching behind that same painted crate that eliminated Gru and She-Hulk.

"Definitely magic." Mirabel reciprocated the statement. "But how do we beat this Jack Horner guy, anyways?"

"I don't know, bash him in the face and send him to the inkers." Goldie basically shrugged. "Or try to survive, but-"

"Nearly everybody wants to punch him in the face!" Mirabel exclaimed, as Parvana and Isabella looked at her incredulously. "Sorry."

These four were in their crate and they weren't ready to hate, but there was something about the rest of them being easy to frustrate, minus the bounty-hunting orphan.

Said crate somehow looked inconspicuous enough for it to not even get looked at by anyone else, minus a duo that weren't mentioned yet and had the powers to deal with it.

"Hold up, how aren't they hit yet?" Goldilocks noticed those two not having paint.

"Uh, they have powers or something!" Mirabel declared.

"That's obvious, they've got some magic shield. This Topher twat did allow magic."

"Alright, time to survive for immunity!"

Mirabel, Parvana and Isabella were sitting together, as Goldilocks looked around at the paint-covered cafeteria area with the ink somehow drying slowly and she realised something.

There's only two more eliminations in the game, so it was prime time to get Jack Horner outta here.

"I'm pretty sure that there's somebody coming. And they're carrying paint grenades!" Isabella shouted, ready to do something. "Stay quiet, you guys."

"Your loss." Goldilocks whispered to Isabella, who immediately left the crate looking a little nervous.

Isabella and Vinny kinda came face-to-face.

*Isabella's confessional*

The Fireside Girl was definitely nervous.

"I don't know if there's a Grenade Deflection badge, but maybe Rock Deflection helps because they're the same size." Isabella stated. "Wait, that's definitely wrong."

*Confessional cut*

Isabella and Vinny stared at each other, understanding the fight.

"I don't mean any trouble, kid, but I got to catch my immunity." Vinny said honestly.

Isabella was definitely a bit scared, but she steeled herself in the face of a Burst Bomb and Vinny held it hidden with confidence.

Vinny didn't sweat for a second before throwing it and making an ink explosion in the face of the Fireside Girl and himself

"Isabella has been eliminated! The remaining competitors, you may have immunity, but you've also got the chance to be team leader for when the time comes!"

*Vinny's confessional*

He was nearly covered head to toe in ink.

"Okay, that was a very goofy bomb. Don't know if I want to be known for stopping the kid from getting immunity and getting covered in ink, sounds like I was back at school. Don't know this is going to wash." He stated.

*Confessional cut*


Back to the two randos who passed the ladies by, they were by no means flashy.

Mermista, Juri and Tigress all were going their own way, while Jack Horner is trying to plot some crazy sabotage on his own and Dark Pit, Asahi and Judy strategically hung out together.

Mako and Mr. Shark were mostly being carried by Juri.

Goldie, Mirabel and Parvana didn't really have the psychic powers to survive paint fire without problems and it meant that there were only two dudes who went west past those girls.

Silver and Mob were the psychics deflecting paint and then there was also the odd case of Esmeralda and Livesey, an interesting duo in and of themselves.

The doctor and the gypsy were an odd match, but they did make it work.

"So, you were the strongest...because of not drinking?" Esmeralda asked in confusion.

"Yes, what about it?" Livesey incredulously suggested. "I'm quite the fighter."

"I don't believe you're not drunk." Esmerelda joked.

"Well, you better believe it!"

These two were running through the place and then they literally slipped on a water stain onto the ground.

"Hahaha, I bet this was a trap!" Livesey remarked.

"That's a stupid idea."

Daisy, covered in paint and carrying a Splattershot turned to hear that remark and decided it was go time.

"I know, but it worked on you two!" Daisy remarked, realising that her trap worked.

"You have no right to be saying that, since you are not smart." Livesey answered. "Do you want to have a battle?"

"Heck yeah, let's throw down!"

"Hahahaha, let's do it."

Esmerelda looked at this fight and decided she wanted none of it.

"Listen, doctor, but I'm going to find another place to hide. Because this is not that kind of challenge, so sorry." Esmerelda said.

"But of course, hahahaha, I won't back down."

Esmerelda rolled her eyes with a sincere smile.

*Esmerelda's confessional*

"Wow, he really wants himself to get eliminated. There could be worse ways of going out, I guess." She remarked. "Hopefully, we end up on the same team."

*Confessional cut*

Doctor Livesey and Daisy gave each other daring looks, rapier up against Splattershot and it wasn't going to be an easy fight despite everything about it.

Livesey realised that he may have messed up, as Daisy came in to splat simply and though he couldn't really fight, he could circle around the princess.

Which he did with efficiency, managing to do a half-circle around Daisy before making a daring escape further down the corridor, albeit not without angering the energetic princess.

"You're not going to get away with this!" Daisy yelled, shooting down the corridor.

The ink never reached the end of the corridor, but then Livesey bumped right into another escaping duo and these two had powers.

"Sorry, sir, no time to talk!" Mob told him.

"It's fine, young man. But I have my own escape to pull." Livesey answered, stopping for a second.

Mob and Silver ran away, as Livesey smiled at those two young men.

He definitely got hit by Daisy's shots.

"I can tell you don't drink." Livesey noticed.

"...And you do?" Daisy asked.

"I'm a doctor, I'd rather jump off a cliff than drink even a light beer!"

Daisy grinned, slapping the doctor with her gun-toting hand.

"That's awesome!"

"And that leaves everybody remaining with immunity, but there's no prizes for just getting that! Someone's gonna win, someone's gonna get second and third and those guys will get prizes!" Topher announced. "

*Livesey's confessional*

He was continuously laughing, as usual for him.

"Looks like there's more than a few wastes of human life in there, you know scum of the earth type fellows. Hahaha, I wonder how this voting thing works, since I want to know what that Dedede fellow is!"

He chuckled.

*Confessional cut*


Speaking of the two psychics, there was only immunity ahead for the rest and assumed prizes for the top three

"I never thought I could make it this far!" Shigeo (AKA Mob) complimented himself. "I did it."

"Told you that you had it all." Silver said, taking a breather.

"Is it weird how we teamed because we're psychic?"

"Not really, we got stuck together."

Silver and Mob looked at each other and both nodded.

*Silver's confessional*

He had a confident smile.

"As much as this is kinda strategic, I do see a bit of myself in this kid. Young, naive, got tricked by somebody...but it's still a strategic team-up at the end of the day." Silver said, trying to not smile.

"Yeah, definitely." Silver spoke unconvincingly.

*Confessional cut*

The psychic duo still had the ire of the now quiet duo of Banjo and Kazooie, the latter basically herding the former to try and hit the psychics while they were down.

"Not happening!" Silver declared, holding the paint bullets and throwing them back at Banjo.

The two of them ran around the place trying to deal with the bear and the bird and finally, slamming right into Judy, Dark Pit and Asahi and the five of them looked at each other for two seconds.

Banjo, Kazooie and the Inklings weren't there yet.

"Look where you're going, kids!" Judy called out.

"Oh, sorry, rabbit lady. We were just running away from the shooters!" Silver told her.

"Thanks, but we've got problems of our own, so it's best if we don't fight."

"Well, your friend doesn't really agree with you."

Silver and Judy looked at Dark Pit ready to shoot an arrow, as Mob was trying to be friendly with him and Asahi was in the middle of deflecting the ink with a baseball bat in a rapid manner.

Mob and Dark Pit were ready to throw down, as Silver and Judy sprinted right into helping Asahi out, who was still somehow un-inked after getting shot several times.

Unfortunately, it meant that thanks to Judy tripping up and Silver sliding on the ground, Judy got shot several times in a row.

"And Judy's eliminated, but you still can't vote for her! The rest of you, get ready for those squid kids and eliminated players!" Topher announced. "Challenge's going to end real fast!"

And the ink unloaded on the rest of 'em, regardless of whether the contestants cared about Topher's announcement or not.

"This is great, you're safe from elimination!" Silver shouted, elated that a kid got immunity.. "Sorry that Judy had to sacrifice herself."

"It's messed that Judy got eliminated like that. But I don't really care that much since she has immunity." Asahi answered, kinda sad. "The worst part was that we all got shot."

Judy's face was deep in her palm, while Mob and Dark Pit stood down.

"My name's Shigeo Kageyama. We don't have to fight." Mob introduced himself, reaching out his hand.

"The name's Dark Pit, we're probably not going to be on the same team." Dark Pit said, not really shaking it.

"Could we be friends?"

"No."

"And look at that, Silver, Mob, Asahi and Dark Pit all get eliminated from the challenge, but you can't vote for them tonight!"

*Judy's confessional*

The rabbit was slowly walking 'round the confessional.

"Oh god, I don't have immunity. Being a returning player means you've got a big target on your head and it goes double for people who hate bunnies, which aren't many. Still means I've got to try and convince people that I'm worthy to keep around, even if Asahi gets the relief of immunity."

*Asahi's confessional*

The kid looked a little nervous.

"Well, those two don't really smell like dirty adults, they would definitely protect my sister from all of those big people and they have powers. I'd have them on my team."

He couldn't help but shed a tear.

"I hope they can live, too."

*Confessional cut*


As for the girls, they all could see that there wasn't much ink-shooting outside of the crate and they decided to get all in on hating Jack Horner by running up the stairs.

"JACK HORNER!" Goldilocks shouted. "We're gonna shut your gob, steal your other clothes and take your pants."

"Uh, Jack Horner, Goldie says you're super evil and you've been acting super evil, but I don't think you're super evil, so please come here!" Mirabel shouted.

Parvana didn't really have much to shout about, owing to actually trying to hide from Jack Horner and the trio with family problems quickly found Mr. Horner himself.

Mostly because he was pissed.

"I haven't eliminated that many people!" Jack Horner yelled. "If only there was Goldie and her motley crew over here to get eliminated. Didn't even earn that immunity!"

Goldie and Parvana hid behind a random wall of stuff, while Mirabel took from a certain Disney princess and decided to approach the big villain.

"You know what, I may have immunity, but-" Jack looked bored.

"-but we could be friends easily!" Mirabel said with a forced smile. "Just think of friendly possibilities."

"Didn't your family have magic or something?"

"The magic of family!"

Jack Horner was just trying to not laugh, as Mirabel was frustrated outta her mind and the other two were peering through and trying to not cringe.

"Can it kill people?"

Mirabel looked horrified.

"NO WAY!"

"Great."

Jack Horner grabbed a little ink thing from his (likely infinite) nanny bag and he made the paint go on her.

"And there were ten left! Someone's raring to win that special prize and honestly, Jack's looking to get it!" Topher announced, as Jack smugly walked away.

*Jack Horner's confessional*

He sat down with a smug grin.

"I have immunity, it's over for those girls that wanted to eliminate me! Especially the Girl Scout-looking one, since she doesn't even have immunity!" Jack shouted. "I'm gonna vote her off for no reason as well!"

*Confessional cut*


Unsurprisingly, Mermista and Juri (with her alliance)were all fighting each other and it was all due to one thing that didn't make any sense.

"Wow, these guys are kinda bad at their job." Juri remarked.

"Doubt it, it's just a challenge at the end of the day." Mermista stated.

Juri and Mermista were talking their talk, while Mr. Shark and Mako were providing themselves to be the counter-shooters to the many Inklings that were trying their best.

"Have you ever shot a gun before?" Mako yelled, holding a gatling gun.

"This ain't your first time?!" Mr. Shark yelled back, holding a random table.

"YEAH!"

These two weren't really providing proper cover, but they did help Juri to stay in the game and got eliminated by two Inklings flanking.

"Mr. Shark and Mako are eliminated!" Topher announced. "Eight left!"

Mako and Mr. Shark groaned, throwing both the gatling gun and a table at the Inklings that were trying to snipe the two ladies and those Inklings got slammed down.

"Wait, this was an awesome challenge!" Mako shouted.

"You could've just given me the gun." Mr. Shark whined a bit.

"Can you handle the gun?"

"I could have."

As for Mermista and Juri, it was truly water against eye-powered projectiles, Juri getting soaked with a strong swipe one second and Mermista then getting a good kick to the face another.

This time around, Juri was dodging all of Mermista's deluge of water attacks and barely slipping through the sniper shots.

"UGH!" Mermista grunted, before she dodged. "Why is this so hard?"

"Because it is." Juri mocked her. "Ugh, why do I have to work, like shut up, princess."

"I DO-"

"Mermista got sniped with the power of words! Six left!"

Mermista groaned at the self-own that Juri just gave her, as the kinda evil Taekwondo gremlin then decided to give the shooters their own wild goose chase.

*Juri's confessional*

She looked quite smug.

"I came to win and I'm pretty sure that I'm winning this one!" Juri boasted. "Heard you don't like when the villain wins, but I'm gonna change that right now."

*Confessional cut*

Esmerelda and Tigress had a completely different situation going on, only being able to give the run from the deadly duo of Rebecca and Scout for so long.

"Damn, you ladies are fast!" Rebecca shouted. "But we're faster!"

The two still safe ladies were giving the two eliminated contestants the run around in quite good fashion and they even managed to get onto the roof to met a certain big pie-making, magic-loving man.

Esmerelda took a breather, while Tigress sensed Mr. Horner doing something interesting and slowly walked up to the big man.

"Hey there, tiger lady. You know that I got magic, right?" Jack said, pulling out his wand.

"So?" Tigress said, unintimidated by the wand.

Jack put out a shot and Tigress deflected with a kick and Jack shot another one with Tigress dodging that one and then Big Jack started to rapid fire his wind, Tigress swiftly dodging it every single time.

"Why won't you stay still?!" Big Jack shouted.

"Why should she, really?" Esmerelda spoke as loudly as she could. "She's still in this challenge."

"Ah-"

Tigress took down the big man and immediately, Rebecca and Scout arrived at the roof.

"-Wait, no, I've already been out of the game?!" Jack begged.

"You think I'm stupid, fatso?" Scout then shot Big Jack.

"Jack Horner has been eliminated! Also, Esmerelda has been eliminated! It's down to Tigress, Goldilocks and Parvana for the win!" Topher announced. "Seriously, it's been three hours of pure skill and pure shooting, I bet it's going to end soon!"

Esmerelda then turned around to see Rebecca.

"Why is your skin green? And why are your arms red and blue." The gypsy asked.

"None of fucking business, that's what." Rebecca said.

*Esmerelda's confessional*

Her hair was a little bit messy.

"I'm safe from elimination and I had a good time, that's nice. But I feel like having Jack Horner be safe was a mistake, because I can sense he's a villain." She explained. "Not unlike Frollo. Except he's not interested in me. Like I hope."

*Jack Horner's confessional*

"I could've won and lead a team of schmucks, weirdos and random people to victory, but I did get Top 5, which isn't bad." He said through gritted teeth.

Beat.

"IF ONLY GOLDILOCKS DOESN'T WIN, THEN I'LL BE ALRIGHT-"

*Confessional cut*


Believe it or not, the top three were surprisingly close thanks to one thing that herded all of them into the restaurant or rather, a lot of people walking the finalists to the final place.

"I could win this!" Parvana said. "Though I don't know what a team leader should be."

"Basically, eliminating people when they should, telling people to not mess up and shutting's people yaps. Which I do." Goldilocks stated, looking back at Parvana. "Hafta to deal with nobs, coppers and assassins."

"Wait, what do you do?!" Parvana panicked.

"Bounty huntin', ain't nothing big about it."

Parvana wisely didn't say anything, even if she didn't know what a bounty hunter was.

Tigress got in on the southern end of the fourth floor restaurant, Goldie and Parvana the opposite side and none of them were nervous aside from the misplaced Afghani.

The bounty hunter and the martial artist stared daggers.

"Oi, so you're the lopped off Jack Horner?!" Goldie angrily shouted.

"Do you mean eliminated him?" Tigress calmly spoke. "I did."

"Good. Ain't going easy on ya."

It was time for the final two to duke it, Parvana showing up covered in paint, mostly surprised.

"Oh yeah, Parvana got eliminated like a second ago! She does get third place!" Topher announced. "Final two, Tigress vs Goldilocks, let's go!"

*Meilin's confessional*

She was still covered in paint.

"Aw man, I'd like to cheer for them both. Goldie because she basically helped us to get as far as they could, Mirabel and Parvana got immunity and Tigress because she's a good person, could kick anyone's butt and is Chinese! Pretty tough options!"

*Confessional cut*

It took no time for them to get moving, mostly because every other person in the area had great aim and they were slipping around the place, Goldie taking the opportunity to swing as many of the bullets back as possible, Tigress trying to improve her dodge technique.

These were really honing their techniques honestly, as the Inklings, Rebecca and Scout laser-focused on the still dodging duo with solid guns, Tigress still weaving between the shots with just Kung Fu and Goldie basically swinging the paint right at Tigress.

Tigress and Goldilocks then realised that it could only end one way, which wasn't much of a surprise to either of them.

Goldie snatched a little gun with her stick to attack Tigress directly, though she didn't exactly know how to handle it properly and dodge the ink shots.

Goldie got splatted in the heat of battle, that she still tried to shoot the kung fu master without missing a beat and she pulled out the gun to do one thing.

"Better me than you." Goldie stated.

Tigress then caught the paint stain on Golde's dress in realisation.

"What the hell-"

Goldie then realised she was out, angry.

"-These blokes are good!"

"I'm just as surprised as you are." Tigress answered. "You are quite the opponent."

Tigress bowed, as Goldilocks looked offended at the win and these two took a breather before realising something important.

"What did we just do?" The bounty hunter questioned.

"Something important to someone." Tigress answered with regret.

"Goldilocks gets 2nd place! And Tigress wins the opportunity to be the leader of her own team! Okay, that was a fun challenge, somebody please clean the rooms!" Topher announced. "Everyone get back to the hall that introduced Big Jack Horner AKA the announcement hall ASAP!"

*Parvana's confessional*

She was still covered very clean.

"I'm very happy that I won and got immunity, but what does third place mean? Aside from everyone trying to get my own vote until I go to sleep because of something."

*Confessional cut*


Goldilocks, Tigress and Parvana stood up on the stage covered in paint and two-thirds of the trio weren't liking their current state, even as Topher walked up to the stage crystal clean.

"Why do we have to do this dirty?" Goldilocks angrily asked.

"Because it's authentic and means you're willing to look stupid and-"

Topher got grabbed by the teal shirt.

"-Hey, hey, hey! I'm sorry!"

Topher dropped to the ground and got back up without a hitch.

"Okay, so you people are wondering what the secret prizes for being in the top three are! Aside from Tigress getting the chance to choose her own team ahead of that time, Goldilocks and Parvana get this very important piece of paper that you can't steal!"

Goldie and Parv looked at each other like they saw that these papers were serious business.

"Also, someone else gets immunity like...uh...Mr. Scudworth!" Topher announced. "They stood on business with their weapon!"

Scudworth then skalked right up to the stage with the most confident of swaggers and a durag (how the fuck did he get it?!) to accept immunity, as the top three confusedly clapped for him and his immunity complete with Topher purely mad.

"That's right, I have immunity! Topher, why are you looking at me like that?"

"DUDE, get off the stage, this announcement is almost over!" Topher shouted at him.

"You won't let me have my moment of celebration?" Scudworth asked with a grin.

"No."

Scudworth stepped off the stage with a stern warning from Topher and then one final announcement.

"Scudworth, Tigress, Goldilocks, Parvana, Mirabel, Esmerelda, Jack Horner, Dark Pit, Judy, Asahi, Mermista, Juri, Silver, Mako, Mr. Shark & Mob are all immune! Other than that, go nuts with your votes!"

Topher dropped the mic, knowing the pandemonium that was about to go down.


Goldilocks had two pieces of paper, one which was a second vote coupon and the other one was for safekeeping for obvious reasons and that attracted all of the most interesting people.

"Hey, lady! Who are you voting for?" Leorio asked, scooting right up to her seat.

The bounty hunter was deep in thought, already having two targets in mind.

"Come on, you're pretty, right?"

"You look like someone Puss woulda stolen from." Goldie replied, pushing away Leorio.

"Yeesh, lady!" Leorio got up.

One guy and another three came up in the literal sense, being the odd trio of JFK, Okuyasu and Papyrus to convince her of something.

"Oi, your man left." Goldilocks said.

"PLEASE DON'T VOTE FOR US OR MISTER LEORIO!" Papyrus shouted. "HE IS QUITE THE MAN WITH HAND POWERS!"

"Yeah, he could put his hand through portals!" Okuyasu argued for his new-found bud.

JFK was silent, but his stare was definitely uncomfortable.

"Stop bothering me, I wasn't going to vote for any of you." Goldilocks stated, as the dudes looked surprised. "You people ain't threats."

The three dudes looked at each other, before talking to each other about something and she wasn't pressured by anyone else, not even a really annoying centaur.

"Please don't vote me off, I'm trying my best, okay?!" Glendale shrieked to Larry.

"What are you?"

"I'm a centaur and uhhhh, I can store stuff in my belly!"

Larry looked at the camera.

"Are you a new Pokemon?"

"YES!"

Larry then saw Glendale basically speed off, as Brian Griffin was miffed.

"I don't think she deserves to be voted off." Brian said. "But she could stand to shut up right now."

"That's understandable, but she does have anxiety." Larry informed Brian. "Apparently."

Brian considered it before looking at a flummoxed Luigi and so did Larry and Fenneko.

"Didn't he make it like 22 episodes or something?" Fenneko stated.

"True, but he's...he is..."

That was some good food for thought.


The Anti-Hero Alliance got back together, mostly eating some amazing food minus Banjo and Kazooie who only ate some great food and they had one choice.

"Damn, Rebecca's not gonna like this." Banjo said. "But she is pretty good with a gun."

"True, but who else would it be?" Mako asked. "She can really shoot!"

The alliance saw Scout and Rebecca have a loud talk about mercenary stuff or whatever.

"And she's loyal, more so than anyone else."

"Well, I don't care, she doesn't have immunity and she's strong!" Kazooie piped up.

"KAZOOIE!" Banjo yelled.

That got the attention of Scout, who glared right at them with some murderous intent and Kazooie glared right back with that same kind of intent ready to fight.

"What's your problem?" Scout asked.

"I don't have one, what's yours!" Kazooie shouted.

Scout and Kazooie were still glaring for about twenty awkward seconds, even getting the attention of Satsuki and Luigi trying to eat their food.

"I ain't got one."

"Good, because I deal with problems."

Scout and Kazooie looked away from each other.

*Satsuki's confessional*

She rolled her eyes.

"Imagine hating each other because you two are trying to be cool as each other and I feel like it's a last minute set-up. However, Rebecca was going buck wild and Mako has good reason for doing this."

*Confessional cut*


Topher arrived at the Round Table of Elimination, but it could only really fit six people, so everyone sat down in rows of chairs for their fate to be revealed.

"First time for most of you guys, huh?" Topher asked.

Most everyone nodded.

"Yeah, well it's simple! You vote for whoever you want to go home wherever they sucked at a challenge or suck at life. Everyone who stays in the game gets a marshmallow and that's normally everyone besides the two people with the most votes. Whoever gets the most votes gets sent down the Rockslide of Shame, never to return to the game! For real."

Everyone did understand.

"Gonna assume that no-one's got an immunity head. Nope, good!"

Topher wasn't the only one that was there on stage, as Julie stood there with the marshmallows.

"Here's the fucking marshmellows." Julie gave Topher the good stuff. "He's gonna name whoever's safe from elimination-"

"-That's my line, Julie, but thanks." Topher remarked.

...

...

"Scudworth, Goldilocks, Tigress, Parvana, Mirabel, Jack Horner, Silver, Mob, Esmerelda, Juri, Mako, Mr. Shark, Judy, Asahi Kobe, Mermista and Dark Pit are all already safe from the challenge!"

Jack Horner's angry stare went right past Goldilocks.

"As for the rest of you, be prepared."

...

"Larry."

"Daisy."

"Livesey."

"Sora."

"Xiaoshi."

"Damien!"

"Zee!"

"Kitty from the Ridonculous ace."

"Chika Fujiwara!"

"He Dachun."

"Angelia."

"Eris Greyrat."

"Scout."

"Banjo & Kazooie!"

"Snively Robotnik."

"Reagan Ridley."

"Satsuki!"

"Gru."

"Clover."

"Falco Lombardi."

"Queen of Hearts."

"King Dedede."

"Okuyasu Nijimura."

"Papyrus."

"Yor Forger."

"Lusamine."

"Meilin Lee!"

"Shrek!"

"Izzy Moonbow."

"Brian Griffin."

"Kaiji!"

"Shermie."

"Roll."

"Isabella Shapiro!"

"Mr. Gar."

"Eijiro Kirishima!"

"She-Hulk!"

"Kate Alen."

"Jessica Rabbit!"

"Eda Clawthorne."

"Kitty Katswell!"

"Spamton."

"Denji."

"Roxanne!"

"Jam Kuradoberi."

"Katie Mitchell."

"Broly!"

"Trevor Belmont."

"Tangle!"

"Fred Jones."

"Cuphead!"

"Bugs Bunny."

"Speedy Gonzalez."

"Vinny."

"Fenneko."

"JFK!"

"Shingo Yabuki."

"Pannacotta Fugo!"

"Olivia Octavius!"

"Mai Shiranui!"

"And Glendale!"

77 people were safe, some of them even surprising each other with their potential votes, but the final 5 were understandably confused.

"Chloe, Shrek, Captain Amelia, Rebecca and Luigi, you five all have different reasons to not have marshmallows! Tell em, Julie Powers!"

Julie turned right into that power pose.

"Captain Amelia, you kinda got a lot of votes because you were about to expose some bitches." Julie said. "Chloe, you're just an asshole and not good at this challenge."

Amelia nodded, as Chloe looked offended.

"Luigi, you were the first one out of the challenge. Major downgrade from making until Episode 22 or 23 of that giant season."

Luigi shook his head, as Daisy looked pissed.

"Shrek, some people think smelling bad means you might be an asshole! Rebecca, you're crazy as hell with only two guns, so people hate you because you're badass."

"Fuck yes, I am!" Rebecca said.

...

...

"Shrek and Amelia are safe."

"Thank the fairies." Shrek breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's rather surprising." Captain Amelia told him. "But completely understandable."

"It's down to Chloe, Luigi and Rebecca for some reason! And the final marshmallow goes to..."

Luigi was practically shaking in his boots.

Chloe huffed at her fellow contestants.

Rebecca suddenly turned around to Juri and Mako suspiciously.

"...Chloe, apparently. Believe it or not, it was only by two votes!"

"OH NO!" Luigi slumped onto the ground.

Rebecca stared right at them.

"You people are dumbasses!" Rebecca shouted. "You're getting played."

Banjo and Mr. Shark looked uneasy, while the other three were happy with a plan well done.

"Get up, Weegee or whatever your name is, we're cut!" Rebecca told Luigi, who sadly got up. "We're gone."

"Okay."

Luigi slumped back up to being standing.


Luigi and Rebecca got their luggage, the former carrying a lot and the latter carrying not much and they were sliding right down the rocky slide.

*Luigi's confessional*

"How did I get so many votes? Maybe I did last 22 episodes on Ultimate Islands and it was a good time over there. I wonder if it's something to do with Chloe or Angelia because I dunno how she didn't get that many votes. I know that Daisy's going to do great, especially since she gets mad when I have trouble."

*Rebecca's confessional*

She looked pissed.

"I lasted one fucking challenge, got to shoot real good and met some weird guy from Boston! Still got hit by some kind of day one alliance, which I was gonna do! Me and Scout would've eliminate real deals like Chloe, which I don't know how she's in this place! We would've been fucking preem, even if he had no chrome!"

*Confessional cut*

And they rode out a minibus out of the hotel.

"And we cut down 82 contestants to 80! Luigi did get pretty far in Ultimate Islands and Rebecca sure was a personality, but they're gone! Will there be more surprising eliminations and or will Chloe make people mad! Probably that, so stick around for some more Total Drama X: Hotel Rockies!" Topher announced.


Yeah, that was an episode considering it's what I usually do and what's happened here is an excessive amount of waiting! A wild elimination owing to the fact that there aren't many good options around this time and the classic duo of questionable first boots.

But I hope that I both was character accurate and had much better prose than Ultimate Islands (which needs a lot of fixes that I don't care to get into) and Winter Warriors (which I'm working at a better pace than this, probably owing to the smaller cast)

Mai and Juri would have a mini rivalry and so would Clover and Chloe and the rest of the Ultimate Island returnees didn't make it past Episode 16, so it had to be Luigi. Damn, he really didn't deserve to be a first boot, but someone had to go.

As for Rebecca, I really like Cyberpunk Edgerunners (go watch it right now), but she'd be a little bit too rambunctious and would definitely be so similar to Scout just with shorter height and two guns