Chapter 1
Mew the Pirate?!
Mew was confused. Which wasn't an unusual state of affairs for the prototype of all Pokemon but this particular situation was stranger then most. One beyond anything that Mew could ever remember experaincing.
Mew had been minding it's own business while dancing through the sky when an Arceus damned portal had opened up in front of Mew and pulled them in. Mew had ended up spinning around and around until they were thoroughly dizzy before getting spat out onto a wooden boat.
Mew thought that human's called such small vessels rowboats. Opposite of where Mew now floated while getting its bearings, was a human wearing a red vest, blue shorts, and wooden sandals. A hat made of straw covering most of his black hair. The Pokemon and the human currently engaged in an intense staring contest that was broken only when the human noticed something behind Mew.
"That's a whirlpool. Oh well, guess my journeys over already." The human said, appearing resolved to his fate. Mew spun in place in the air, jaw dropping open in shock as it saw what the human had seen. A massive whirlpool bigger then anything that Mew had ever seen Lugia or Kyorge make was right in the rowboats current path.
Spinning back around Mew found it's new human companion climbing into the only other object of note on the rowboat. A now empty barrel with the lid removed. Flying swiftly over to the barrel Mew squished itself inside along with the human. Mew's eyes flashing briefly as it used Psychic to slam the lid of the barrel closed. Plunging the pair into complete darkness, the only sound inside the barrel that of the human's breathing.
Outside the whirlpool grew steadily louder as the boat drew closer and closer. The rowboat starting to rock as it was caught in the edge of the swirling vortex. The rocking growing more, and more intense before finally, with a sharp crack, the boat broke in half. Barrel dropping into the whirling water.
Mew, for the second time that day, got to experience what a piece of laundry felt as it went through the spin cycle. Eventually the spinning proved to be too much for the proto-Pokemon. Mew blacking out and slipping into a blissful state of nonawarness.
Sometime later Mew was thrust awake violently. It's pink body bouncing off of a wood ceiling as it was launched out of the barrel by it's new human companion, who himself had just burst out of the barrel.
"What a nice nap!"
Floating near the roof, Mew took in the room. Mew's current human companion, three out of uniform Rocket thugs, and a boy with PINK hair. Mew's course of action was instantly decided upon. The pink Pokemon flying down to land on the boy's PINK hair, kneading the boy's hair with it's front paws. Only once satisfied with the hair did Mew realize that everyone in the room was staring at it.
"Mew?"
The out of uniform Rocket thugs seemed to take this as a sign to attack. The trio raising their weapons behind Mew's oblivious human companion. Mew's eyes flashed pink as it used Psychic, lifting the trio into the air before launching them straight out through the door. The danger dealt with Mew curled it's tail around itself before using Rest to take a little nap. Quite content with it's newly discovered nest, despite the chaos that was unfolding around it as it slept.
Mew only managed a few minutes of uninterrupted slumber before an intense feeling of anger focues in it's direction forced it to wake up. Opening it's eyes Mew was treated to the sight of a Wailmer wearing clothing and wielding an iron club bearing down upon Mew's nest. A second look revealed the truth of the situation, it wasn't a Wailmer that had learned to walk on its fins but just a very obese woman.
Mew stared at the woman with wide eyes. Watching as the club swung down only to be blocked by Mew's human companion. The club flattening his head before he sprung back up proclaiming that he was made of rubber and that an attack like that wouldn't hurt him. The companion then proceeding to punch the woman so hard that she vanished with a twinkle. Mew was impressed, clapping it's paws together. Mew had thought that only Rocket thugs could vanish in that way. Mew was a little sad that an explosion hadn't been involved as well.
"Mew! Your awake!" The human companion shouted, arms stretching out to lift Mew from it's nest. Mew opened its mouth to object with Roar only to pause as the human companion placed Mew down on top of his straw hat. Images of grinning men flashed through Mew's mind, the first man having a grin that matched that of the current human companion, the second a man with red hair and scars across one eye. Other visions, these ones more fragmented, also filling Mew's mind. Scenes of adventure, challenges to be faced, friends, foes, and parties all flashing by. One prominent image being that of a man with a red clown nose hanging out with the red haired man.
Mew settled down on the straw hat, careful to not damage it, and started to purr. Mew had finally found a human with a taste for life that rivaled that of it's own. Mew deciding that it would stay with this human companion for quite a while.
Perched ontop of the human's head Mew watched as he and the PINK haired boy stole a small boat with a mast and sail. The three of them splashing down into the water alongside another boat which was being crewed by a girl with orange hair. The girl staring in bafflement at Mew, the proto-Pokemon lifting a paw and waving at her.
"Oh, Mew! You were asleep when introductions were made. This pink haired wimp is Coby, he wants to join up with the Marines. My names Monkey D Luffy, and I'm gonna be King of the Pirates! And you Mew!"
"Mew?"
"Your gonna be my ship's mascot!"
"Mew!" The Pokemon replied enthusiastically, even if it hadn't a clue what Luffy was talking about. All Mew knew was that it sounded fun!
