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Chapter 7
Mew meets the Pyro(Supposed to have a line through it) Chef
"Usopp!" The long-nosed man jerked upright as someone shouted his name. A quick look around revealed that the source of the shout was Nami as she headed towards him. Usopp had only been on the ship for a couple of hours now but during those hours he had learned two very important lessons. The first was that Mew was a being of pure chaos only barely controlled by an equally chaotic Luffy. The second was that Nami was very scary. Especially so at the moment.
"Y-yes Nami?" He asked as Nami grabbed his suspenders and dragged him forward until their noses were nearly touching. If she didn't look like she was ready to breathe fire, Usopp would have considered the possibility that she might kiss him.
"Usopp! As the only other sane member of this crew at the moment, I need you to make me a weapon to surpass… whatever the hell that thing is!" Nami's hand swept out to the side to gesture towards Mew. The pink cat creature having transformed into some kind of metal box with two legs that was pretending to launch some kind of missile. The missile when it landed exploding into a small mushroom cloud.
"Uh sure, whatever you want Nami."
Nami cackled gleefully before she let go of Usopp and walked away. Now free, Usopp carefully set the paintbrush he had been using down to watch her go.
"I've got my doubts about how sane she actually is…" He muttered to himself before looking down at what he had just finished working on. The thought of a weapon for Nami pushed to the back of his mind for now.
On the ground before Usopp was a black flag with a grinning white skull in the middle, a yellow straw hat resting on its head. Behind the skull was a pair of crossed bones in the shape of an X. Mew had added a small touch of its own to the Jolly Roger. Three pink paw prints off to the right of the skull but between the crossed bones. As Usopp knew that they didn't have any pink paint on the ship, he had no idea as to where Mew had gotten it.
The official raising of the flag didn't take all that long. Mew flying the flag up to the top of the mast before securing it in place. Task complete Mew spent the next few minutes excitedly doing aerial tricks and chattering to something only it could see.
Eventually Mew calmed down enough to focus on what it had missed. A pair of pirate hunters named Johnny and Yosaku, having come aboard after Luffy accidently blew up the spire of rock they had been anchored at. Mew flying down before landing on Yosaku's chest. Head curiously tilted to the side as it examined the man.
"Mew." The pink Pokemon looked up from Yosaku to Nami as she said its name. "He's got Scurvy, do you think you can heal him like you did with Kaya while Usopp and Luffy get some limes?"
Mew sat back on its rear paws before saluting at Nami. It then reached behind its back and pulled out an egg. A very necessary part of the move Soft Boiled. Displaying exactly as much tact as one would expect from it, Mew proceeded to shove the egg into Yosaku's mouth. Nami slapping a hand against her face in exasperation. Johnny meanwhile just stood there and stared in sheer bewilderment, having no idea what was happening.
The green sparkles of healing energy washed over Yosaku, wounds closing before their very eyes. Just as the energy faded Luffy and Usopp returned with the limes, squeezing them into Yosaku's still open mouth. A bit of lime juice splashing onto Mew caused the Pokemon to shoot off into the air to get away from further splashes.
Later, after things had settled down and everyone was properly introduced, Johnny found himself leaning against the railing beside where Zoro was sitting, at least appearing to sleep. Johnny's head was tilted back so that he was looking up at where Mew was currently hanging by its tail off the spur of the main mast. The pink Pokemon chattering away at seemingly empty air.
"What in the world is it doing?" Johnny asked as he glanced down at Zoro.
"No idea. Mew's just done that a couple of times since we got the ship." The swordsman responded without even opening his eyes or releasing his meditative pose.
Meanwhile back in the world of Pokemon, or more accurately Arceus's Domain where the god of Pokemon lived, said god was holding a pink feather duster in its mouth and was going around waving it beneath chairs, tables and couches. Occasionally he would stop to make psting noises and then wait several seconds before continuing.
It was to this scene that Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina walked in on. The three Legendary Pokemon freezing in the doorway as they stared at Arceus. The group shared confused glances before Palkia broke the silence. Asking what was obviously on the other two's minds.
"Boss. What are you doing?"
"I'm trying to find Mew. I haven't seen it in a couple of days and I'm worried about the chaos it could get up to."
"And you're using a pink feather duster, why?" Palkia continued while behind it Dialga and Giratina shared another confused look.
"Because if their is one thing that Mew can't help but love it's pink feathers. Mew goes absolutely insane for them."
Back in the world of One Piece, the Warlord Doflamingo shivered with an unexpected jolt of fear and the sudden desire to avoid all cats, especially pink ones. He shoved the fear aside with practiced ease while discarding any thoughts about cats being a threat to him. He carefully adjusted his pink feather boa so that it sat a bit higher on his shoulders before he headed out. Joker had plenty of work to do after all.
Once more back in the world of Pokemon, Arceus drew himself up to his full height, and set the feather duster aside. "Mew being missing is the reason I called you three here. I've already searched all of this domain with no luck so I want you to do a quick search of yours to find it."
The three Legendaries nodded, each one extending their senses into the domains that they ruled over. If they still were in the mortal world they would have to physically search, but in this place they could call upon their full powers and such weren't as limited. Palkia was the first to finish and so was the first to speak.
"No sign of Mew anywhere in space."
Dialga spoke next.
"I'm not finding Mew anywhere in time either."
The two Legendaries and Arceus turned their attention to Giratina, who was growing paler by the second until finally its eyes snapped open.
"I've got bad news, worse news, and the worst news. One, Mew isn't anywhere in the Distortion World. Two, The Primordial Orb isn't in the vault. Three something punctured a Mew shaped hole out of the vault leading off to who knows where!"
By the time Giratina had finished speaking, getting progressively louder with each word, it was panting. The other three Pokemon white as sheets.
"Giratina, your telling me that Mew, the embodiment of pure chaos and functionally the progenitor of all Pokemon, is loose somewhere in the multiverse, WITH THE ORB THAT NOT ONLY BOOSTS ITS POWER BUT ALLOWS IT TO TURN INTO ITS ORIGIN FORM!?"
Arceus's words had started off normal but by the end of the sentence the Legendary Pokemon was shouting at the top of it's lungs.
"..."
"..."
"...Yes?"
"Me dammit." Arceus sighed before summoning a drink out of thin air. He slammed back the bottle and drained it in a single long gulp.
"Call the rest of the Legendaries, we need to find Mew before something bad happens."
"Bad like what?" Dialga had the nerve to ask.
"Like Mew deciding that the place it found itself in isn't exciting enough and rewriting reality to make it so… without also rewriting people's memories that the world was always that way."
"Does that happen often?"
"Only once, the world ended up with a lot of screaming."
Meanwhile with Mew and company
Mew latched onto the cannonball fired from Fullbody's ship just before Luffy bounced it in the direction of the Baratie. Mew screaming in excitement as it's new ride slammed through the wooden walls and ceiling of the floating restaurant. Mew releasing its hold on the cannonball once it started to slow down.
This caused Mew to fly off into the air, curling into a ball in mid flight. Mew bounced off the opposite wall that it had entered through, rolled past Zeff's remaining foot while the man was figuring out what just happened, rolled out the open door, bounced down the stairs, got kicked through the kitchen by the cooks as they focused on their cooking, and finally Mew rolled to a stop at the feet of a blonde haired man in a suit smoking a cigarette.
Mew popped out of its ball form and threw its arms up at the blonde as it shouted "Mew!" like it had just popped out of a birthday cake.
"Animals, especially pink rats, aren't allowed in the kitchen." The blonde man stated as he stared down at Mew with a raised swirly eyebrow. Mew's well reasoned, 100% rational, and completely appropriate response, was to open its mouth and unleash a point blank Fire Blast at him.
