Chapter 1:

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"Bells stop fretting over me! I'm 43, I'm alright."

Bella mumbled a soft apology as she pulled her hands back after helping her dad sit back on his chair, she started freaking out a little when his prosthetic arm started making a cracking noise after it stopped moving. Plus the wheezing hiss that escaped her dad's lips just shot her back to the crazy day of 2009…

It was madness that day, literally, well… more than the unfortunate Swans had to deal with. What with dealing with a vengeful Victoria, her army, a butthurt Jacob, and the Volturi coming at the father and daughter from every corner. With the help of Sam and his pack (plus a sheepish Jacob after Seth CLeahrwater smacked him whilst calling him a disgrace) until a loud crouch happened followed by a pained scream from a familiar voice. Bella only had a moment to glance over at her dad crumbled on the forest ground, with a missing arm and a piece of tree trunk embedded into his stomach that crawled its way to his chest with Victoria standing over him as she beamed at Bella sadistically.

"Which would you prefer I do Edward's mate," Victoria says in a sugary sweet voice, "I torture your father here or you just give yourself up so I can finally get revenge for my mate James-"

Bella felt something within her snap after hearing Victoria talk about getting her revenge on the Cullens, Aro trying repeatedly convincing her to join her, and Jacob saying he'd rather see her dead than seeing her turned. But most of all, she was sick and tired of being called Edward's mate after he and his family left her to defend herself. She growled quietly as she gripped a tree branch next to her.

"Not my dad you crazy bitch!" She yelled out before swinging the stick, which sent five vampires either airborne or breaking into pieces from colliding into the surrounding tree. The scar on her wrist pulsed wildly from the white hot anger flooding her veins as her red tainted vision landed on a petrified Victoria and that is when everything went sideways, again literally.

There was the biggest boom anyone ever heard nearly deafened everyone followed by the sky going through a multitude of colors. Aro and Caius cursed in, both Greek and Italian, under their breaths as Marcus said plainly, "When I thought about my death I didn't think it would happen like this. I should have, but still."

The commotion caused the marble vampires and giant shifted wolves to scatter from their own fears. Bella noticed that Seth was human, riding on Sam's back while holding onto her still concis dad, as he disappeared through the trees followed by Leah and Jacob.

'That means dad will be safe then,' Bella thought in relief.

Then her attention was back to the witch who caused her dad to be hurt as she said coldly, "I don't if it the end of the world happening right now or not, but if I'm dying today then I'm taking you with me followed by those stupid Cullens from my afterlife!"

Victoria barely processed Bella's words before a tree branch smacked her squarely in the face. She staggered back trying to figure out how the branch hadn't broken yet from hitting six vampires or how a lowly human still had the strength to keep swinging and hitting her followed by the sounds of her limbs being cracked from the impact like a windshield. The redhead vampire hissed as she clutched onto the human's right wrist… which didn't feel warm at all in fact it felt like…

Victoria brought Bella's wrist to her face as she horrifyingly studied the crescent shape scars, teeth marks were almost covered by whoever decided to bite this human girl, but Victoria still recognized her mate's teeth marking which could only mean one thing.

"James bit you?" Victoria asked dumbfounded, causing the three kings to whip their heads to the human.

The brunette glared at her as she spat out, "Yeah. This is a parting gift from the Cullens after they killed him and sucked his venom out of me."

"Then they just left you after all of that?" Victoria asked, clearly confused now. "What kind of mate is Ed-"

"For the last time…" Bella slowly said, causing Victoria to tilt her head.

"I AM NOT HIS MATE!" Bella roared out as she decked Victoria in the face, shattering the bones in her left hand. Victoria's grip loosened, from the shock of the new information she had received plus being punched, which gave Bella enough time to slip away from Victoria's grasp when the next thing she felt was herself falling backwards through a strange ring of light. The last thing she saw was the stunned look on Victoria's face before everything went black.

Then Bella wouldn't be returned back to the field, she once went in her late teens, until five days later and completely… new.

"Hey Bells," Charlie said with a list in his hands, "can you take me over to Billy's for something before you call your husband and team. Don't worry about Jacob, he's not there."

Bella's thought cleared itself of her dad and everyone else almost dying on that day by the mere mention of her husband and team, which was more of a family now. She nodded at her dad before helping him up and waltzing out to her old truck.

They jammed out to old songs from their teen years. The drive to Billy's house brought back the bittersweet memories of her hangouts with Jacob after Edork decided that her soul was worth more than her life and before Jacob shifted. She frowned in frustration about Jacob's continuing tantrum after she returned from the past due to her being turned, even after finding his imprint he was standoffish with her. Which was fine by her after having to deal with his dangerous tantrums for a whole year.

She parked at Billy's home seeing the wheelchair bound man coming out to greet them.

"Did you jam up your arm again Charlie?" Billy asked concern, yet annoyed.

Bella laughed as she watched her dad trying to look completely innocent. Then she noticed Billy's face fall at something behind her.

"Bella!"

'Oh fuck no!' She thought as she spun around to see the last person standing there. Her ex boyfriend.