Chapter 7 Birthday Party
Sean was in his office looking over plans to expand his business all over town. He was still pissed off though about Peter since A couple days ago...Well.
Flash Back
"No more! Don't let this jackass take all the fun out of Quahog!" Peter yelled as a small crowd of idiots surrounded Sean's Casino.
"YEAH!"
"Oh for fucks sakes." Sean said in his office.
"I told you this was gonna happen." Lois said standing next to him.
"Don't let this kid ruin our town! Lets drive him out of Town! Lets destroy his business." Peter yelled.
"Ok thats enough." Sean said walking out to the crowd,
"Get out of our town you jackass!" Peter yelled.
"Oh I'm the Jackass? Thats funny coming from a guy who hit his daughter on a regular basic." Sean said.
"Wait what?"
"You did that?"
"Uh oh." Peter said nervously.
"Oh yes. I even suspect he's been abusive to his own kids." Sean said.
"Who cares about kids! All that matters is yourself and what you want!" Peter yelled childishly before seeing the crowd he assembled was glaring at him. "Uh...What I mean is...SHUT THE HELL UP!" Peter yelled.
"Wow...I've seen babies make better comebacks." Sean said amused.
"You know what this is stupid."
Soon the crowd dispersed and went inside to drink and gamble.
"HEY! What are you doing? Get back here and help me get this jackass out of town!" Peter yelled.
"Sorry dumbass." Sean said leaving.
End Flashback
"Hello." Lois said walking in.
"Hey Lois." Sean said as she kissed him on the cheek.
"So you got Stewie's birthday party ready?" Lois asked wanting her baby to have a happy first birthday.
"Oh yeah. It's gonna be here." Sean said surprising her.
"Here? But this place is for adults." Lois said.
"True but it doesn't mean I can't hold it here for the little guy." Sean said making her smile and kissed him.
Later
"NO! I don't want to hold Stewie's party at that Jackass's place!" Peter yelled being a child...Again...As per fucking usual!
"Peter you're making a big deal out of nothing. Besides I always miss the big moments for the kids like their first words, their first steps. I don't want to miss anything this time." Lois said.
"Why can't we just hold it here? I can set up a big party for Stewie." Peter said.
"Peter no offense but the town is not liking you anymore since they know what you've done to Meg." Lois said.
"It's not my fault she was ugly! If she was like you none of that would have happened!" Peter said making her sigh.
"Ok you know what? I'm done arguing about this. We're going to the Casino to celebrate Stewie's birthday party and that is final." Lois said walking away.
"Damn! Damn! DAMN!" Peter yelled childishly. "Theres gotta be a way to make people come here instead of there for Stewie's party." Peter said.
"Hey Dad I'm heading out." Chris said leaving.
"Hmm. I wonder." Peter said.
Next Day
Everyone was at the Casino for Stewie's birthday party.
"What the devil is all this for?" Stewie asked Brian.
"It's your birthday party Stewie. You know the day you were born." Brian said.
"Ah. So this is all for me." Stewie said impressed before Sean put him on his shoulders. "Hello."
"Happy birthday little man." Sean said.
Suddenly Peter walked in smirking.
"Everyone I have an announcement to make!" Peter yelled getting their attention.
"Oh no what is that fatass up to now?" Meg asked.
"I would like everyone to leave this garbage zone called a casino and head to my place." Peter said.
"Why would we leave? This is the best party I've ever been to." Connie said.
"I'm glade you asked." Peter said showing a video of his place that was full of party crap including animals and other crap.
"Peter? How did you afford all this? We don't have that much money." Lois asked skeptical of how he was able to pay for all this.
"I asked took all our money to better casino and gambled it all. I made twice as much money." Peter said shocking her.
"YOU DID WHAT!" Lois yelled in rage.
"Uh oh." Peter said not expecting this reaction.
"Peter you idiot! Do you have any idea what kind of trouble we would have been in if you had lost? We could have been out on the streets!" Lois yelled.
"But it worked though. Now we have a better place for Stewie's party so lets get out of this dumb! Come on folks!" Peter yelled thinking everyone would leave but to his surprise no one budged.
"Get out of here Peter!" Lois yelled as security dragged him out.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JACKASS! I wish you never came to my town!" Peter yelled as he was dragged out.
"You were honestly hopping he spent it all weren't you?" Sean asked Lois making her grin.
"A little. That way I could divorce his fatass and move in with you. Stewie would have loved the mansion." Lois said making him chuckle.
"Yeah I know." Sean said holding her close.
Later
"Peter I can't believe you did something so stupid!" Lois yelled.
"I just wanted Stewie's party to be here. Why do you side with him! I'm your husband for gods sakes." Peter said.
"You sure don't act like it." Lois said.
"What does that mean?" Peter asked frowning.
"When was the last time you said you loved me? When was the last time you showed compassion to me? When was the last time you did anything that I wanted? Answer never!" Lois yelled stomping off just as Peter's friends walked in.
"Jeez what happened there?" Quagmire asked.
"Ah Lois is taking that Jerks side. I don't get it. Everything was perfectly fine before he showed up. What changed?" Peter asked.
"You know from someone who's slept with countless women...I think Lois might be having an affair." Glenn said.
"WHAT! Come on we've been married for 20 years. No way could she be having an affair." Peter said in denial.
"Peter...I think you need to look at the evidence. Just hear us out. Lois has been working at his place for a while now. She works late nights and hasn't come home saying she was staying with a friend. I think she really is having an affair." Joe said.
"You know I think I recall Loretta saying she saw her in his car dropping her off before inviting him in while you were gone." Cleveland said.
"Look guys I'm telling ya. Lois would never cheat on me. We're made for each other." Peter said with a calm smile.
Meanwhile
"AHHH!" Lois screamed as Sean thrusted into her from behind.
"Sounds like you really needed this." Sean said before leaning forward to kiss her neck and play with her breasts.
"After the stunt that ass pulled oh yeah. Now give it to me! Fuck me till I can't walk straight!" Lois screamed.
Authors Note: Sorry for the long delay been busy. My main focus right now is on the Rider of the League since its my most popular story of all time. Now Next Chapter will involve a certain Family moving to Quahog. Now for the new and updated harem list.
Lois
Meg (Multiverse version)
Bonnie no daughter
Diane Simmons
Trica Takanawa
Jillian
Lana Lockhart
Dr. Amanda Rebeca
Ladawn
Maid Madeline
Misty
Nora
Sarah the Lesbian Turned Bi
Sujin
Tanya
Angela
Gina
Connie
Marian Taylor
Kimi Quagmire
Brenda Quagmire
Chloe
Cindi
Loka
Sandy Belford
Carolyn
Sujin
Joyce Kinney
Other Meg (Sally)
Cassandra
Priscilla
And thats it. I know this chapter is short but trust me the next one will be longer. Now Read, Review, Fav and Follow. REVIEW MY LOYAL FANS! Oh and for those who haven't yet Look at my Rider of the League story As well as my other stories if you haven't already. See ya!